Amazing, I am now up to the double digits in chapters but they still haven't done more than 2 quests... Oh well by chapter 100 they should be done...

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*Now that all the Heroes have been reunited, they are now preparing to go and rescue Deckard Cain.*

OogaBooga: "ME RESCUE DECKARD CAIN RIGHT NOW!!!"

Person #3: "Yeah lets go and get him so we shall receive free identification from him and well, that's about the only reason. But hey, what the hell. Lets go for it!!!"

Sal: "May I inquire what your name is Person Number 3? I have not heard what it is."

Person #3: "My name? Umm... ok, my name is... Ummmm... I DON'T BELIVE IT!!! I CAN'T REMEBER MY NAME!!!!!!!!"

Fred: "Hahahahahaha!"

Person #3: "Shut up bitch" [he slaps Fred in the face]

Fred: [clutching his now red face] "Owie!"

Sal: "Well this is rather odd... Well until we can find a more suitable name for you or you remember, you shall be named Number 3! The person part was removed for the convenience of the Author who is extremely lazy and does not like typing so much for a persons name."

#3: "Fair enough."

OogaBooga: "QUESTING TIME NOW!"

#3: "Lets go for it!"

Sal: "Tally ho!"

*Fred still has a red face.*

Fred: [grunts]

Sal: "C'mon Fred, that wasn't very enthusiastic of you. Try and say this: Alright lets move!"

Fred: [mumbles something that sounds like "shut up you stupid smartass"]

Sal: "I'm waiting and if you don't hurry up I will be forced to use some drastic measures such as clubbing you on the head."

Fred" "Yeah ok, ok, just don't club me! Alright lets move!"

*Fred did not seem overly exited at the prospect of the trip.*

*After clicking on countless monsters the troupe made it to the Dark Woods, the home of the scroll of Infuss.*

Sal: "Ahhhhhh, the Dark Woods, the home of the scroll of Infuss!"

**I really hate it when people copy me...**

Sal: "Sorry, I can't help it. You narrate so well it just seems that you know what we should say and we just say it!"

**Damn you, you know I feel forgiving when people flatter me. Just don't copy me again ok?"

Sal: "Sure, no problem."

*The heroes eventually come to the Tree of Infuss. They see a single greenish brute guarding the tree. There were no other brutes around, they were having a coffee break.*

Sal: "Ok guys, we need a plan of attack. What we have to do is..."

*Sal is interrupted by OogaBooga as he runs past him straight towards the brute.*

OogaBooga: "ME HUG BIG FURRY TEDDY!!!"

Fred: "Hehehe, this is gonna be good." [Settles down under a tree with a bag of popcorn]

#3: "Bitch" [slaps Fred for the second time] "And where did you get that popcorn?"

Fred: "Beats me. And please stop slapping me, I have sensitive skin!"

OogaBooga: "TEEEEEEDYYYYYYYYY!!!"

*OogaBooga leaped up and grabbed the Brute and started squeezing with all him might. Unfortunately for Treehead Woodfist, all OogaBooga's might was much too much for him and he began to suffocate."

Treehead Woodfist: "Ahhhhhhhh. Gurgle gurgle gurgle..."

Treehead Woodfist was slain by OogaBooga

OogaBooga: "Awwwww. What happened to teddy?"

*Fred almost wets himself because he is laughing so hard.*

Sal: "I have retrieved the scroll of Infuss. We must now rescue Deckard Cain the last remaining Horadram!"

*Fred grumbles.*

Sal: "Now now Fred. You wouldn't want me to resort to violence would you?"

Fred: "Eeep, Alright lets move!"

Sal: "Very good."

*The Heroes reach the cairn stones and OogaBooga noticed a strange dark blue Carver."

OogaBooga: "ANOTHER TEDDY!?!?!?!?"

Sal: "Oh no... Please OogaBooga don't do it!"

Fred: "Mwhahahaha!" [slap] "OWWWWWW!"

#3: "Humpf!"

OogaBooga: "MY TEDDY!!!"

*OogaBooga ran at full pace towards Rakanishu. He began to hug it as hard as he could. Rakanishu began to send out his charged bolts."

OogaBooga: "HEHE SILLY TEDDY TRYING TO KILL ME WITH DEADLY ELECTRICAL BOLTS! HEHEHE!!!"

Rakanishu: "Rakansihu!" [dies]

OogaBooga: "AWWWWWW... TEDDY GO BYE BYE..."

*Fred is now rolling around on the ground practically laughing his head off. He then received multiple slaps from Number 3.*

*Sal activated the portal and they all journeyed into Tristram. When they go there they ran about like lunatics for a few minutes until Sal got them all under control. He then explained a long and detailed (not to mention very good) battle plan that no one paid attention to. Not even me so I cannot write it down.*

Sal: "... and then BAM! We have Deckard Cain safe in the Rogue Encampment and we will have completed the quest!"

OogaBooga: "Awwwwwww... TOO MUCH TALKING ME CONFUSED!" [he hits Sal on the head knocking him out. He then receives cheers from all the party members who were not bored to sleep by Sal's battle plan who were soon woken up by an overenthusiastic barbarian]

Fred: "Right, how about we just run in there and Grab Cain and then get out?"

OogaBooga: "ME LIKE PLAN, LETS GO!"

*The Heroes were soon back in camp with Deckard Cain.*

Deckard Cain: "Well done heroes. I will give you free identification for your magical items."

Everyone except Sal: "YAY!"

#3: "Hey, where's Sal?"

*Fred starts laughing.*

Fred: "We, HAHAHA, left him, HAHAHAHA, back in Tristram, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

All: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"


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There ya go guys, a nice long juicy chapter to stifle your New Heroes hunger. Now REVIEW!