Thanks so much you guys for reviewing all the time (RedLady, Chazbone, Mr Platypus and Qualinesti) it is appreciated. And now, without further ado here is chapter eleven of NEW HEROES!!!!!!!!!!

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*Last time in New Heroes we left all our heroes (except Sal) laughing in the Rogue Encampment. It is now the next morning and the heroes are eating breakfast consisting of bacon, eggs and porridge.*

OogaBooga: "MMMMMMMM. ME LIKE PORRIDGE!"

Fred: "MMMMMMMMMM. I love bacon!"

#3: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMM. I love turkey sandwiches!"

Fred: "HEY! No fair! Where did you get the turkey sandwich?"

#3: "Beats me, I just found myself eating it."

*The heroes were soon disturbed from their discussion on where the sandwich had come from by a very bedraggled Sal who had come threw a newly formed portal.*

Sal: "YOU BASTERDS! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME IN TRISTRAM!?!?! NOT ONLY DID YOU KNOCK ME OUT BUT WHEN I WOKE UP I HAD TO DEAL WITH LEGONS OF SKELETONS AND NOT TO MENTION GRISWOLD WHO TOOK ABOUT TWO HOURS TO KILL BECAUSE HE HAS A RIDUCULOUS AMOUNT OF HEALTH FOR THE PART OF THE GAME HE'S IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

OogaBooga: "ME THOUGHT ME WAS ONLY ONE TO TALK IN CAPITALS! ME CONFUSED!!!"

Fred: "OogaBooga, you are always confused."

OogaBooga: "OH YEAH..."

*#3 chortles.*

*After almost physically beating an apology out of the three other party members Sal calmed down considerably and then ate his breakfast and washed up.*

Sal: "Now, what quest are we doing today? Are we rescuing a damsel in distress or slaying some foul beast?"

Fred: "Dude, you seem to be becoming more and more like a Paladin every day. I mean, shut up with all this damn righteousness!"

Sal: "Well remember, I wanted to be a paladin but the mean Author wouldn't let me..." [he pouts]

*Kashya walks up to the heroes.*

OogaBooga: "WHAT WE DO TODAY?"

Kashya: "Nothing, there is no quest today."

#3: "Well if that's the case I'm going to be reading my Diablo 2 strategy guide!"

Fred: "And I will annoy him by looking over his shoulder and reading with him!"

#3: "Basterd" [once again slaps Fred]

*As #3 and Fred were reading #3 discovered something.*

#3: "FRED!!! I told you to stop reading over my shoulder! It's really, really, REALLY annoying!" [he slaps Fred]

*After Fred has been slapped several more times he gets the message that he should go away. Then #3 discovers something else.*

#3: "OOGABOOGA!!! STOP THAT!!! WHY MUST PEOPLE READ OVER MY SHOULDER!!!"

OogaBooga: "ME NO READING OVER SHOULDER!!! ME CAN'T READ! ME LOOK AT PRETTY PICTURES!"

*#3 still gets annoyed and starts repeatedly bitch-slapping OogaBooga until he lies in a quivering, bloody heap with OogaBooga saying over and over "Crazy man hurt OogaBooga. Crazy man hurt OogaBooga..." *

*Now that the interferences had been 'removed' and Sal knew better to go over there, #3 found that Kashya had ripped them off!!!*

#3: "Ooooooooooooo Kashya!!!" he sang in a sweet voice.

Kashya: "What now you annoying little worm!"

#3: "You have cheated us out of getting mercenaries!"

Kashya: "Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit!!! They should ban those strategy guides! Here, take your damn mercenaries!"

#3: "Wait! What are their names?"

Kashya: "They have no names, just call 'em all Rogue."

#3: "Ok! Thanks again!"