Sorry all you New Heroes fans for the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG wait for the next chapter. I do have an excuse *shoves excuse forwards*. Erm, ahh yes, Diablo-2-Freak didn't write chapters cuz of damn school, other education, and more school crap such as assignments and the like. Oh please help me! Diablo-2-Freak is threatening me with a large pointy stick! AHHHHHHH! Thank you excuse. Now on to the long awaited story!!!!!!!
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*The sun is in the sky shining and the heroes find themselves taking a leisurely walk through the Stony Field.*
Fred: "Why the hell are we in the Stony Field? Weren't we just getting our mercenaries from Kashya in the last chapter? I think the Author has some explaining to do..."
**Well I couldn't think of a decent start to this chapter for you doing the Countess quest and you have to be in the Stony Field to get the quest and I'm lazy so you just start here, ok?**
Fred: "Fine."
*The Heroes run around the field until they find the book. This takes a while but when they find it they get the quest and find they must now go to the Black Marsh to find the tower.*
#3: "God Damnit! Why must we continually run around doing all these pointless quests?"
Sal: "I'm sure the Author has good reason for all of his actions and I have the upmost faith in him!"
**God Damnit! Stop with all this kissassing Sal! Nobody likes a kissass.**
*Sal looks sad.*
**Awwwww. I'm sorry. Can you forgive me?**
Sal: "Sure! Lets get on with the quest!"
Fred: "Um, is it just me or does it seem awfully quiet here today?"
#3: "Yeah, HEY! Where's OogaBooga?"
OogaBooga: "ME COMMING!"
*OogaBooga came running up to them but in both his hands he held a brute's hand.*
OogaBooga: "ME FOUND MORE TEDDIES!!! SAL, YOU HAVE ONE TOO!"
*OogaBooga released one from his grasp.*
Sal: "... how... nice... OogaBooga, I think you should pu..."
*Sal was smashed into the ground so hard by his 'teddy' that only his head was sticking out.*
OogaBooga: "AWWWWW FUNNY TEDDY!"
Fred: "HAHAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I can't believe some of the funny shit that happens when OogaBooga is around!"
Sal: "Get... ME... OUTTA HERE!!!"
#3: "That's it, I've had enough."
*Soon both the 'teddies' lay dead on the ground.*
OogaBooga: "AWWWW TEDDIES GO BYE BYE!"
#3: "Now, OogaBooga, we need to have a talk about your choice of playmates..."
*The two sat down and talked. It ended up with OogaBooga complaining about his teddies most unfortunate demise and #3 tried to calm him down by giving him a real teddy. OogaBooga was delighted by it and stuffed in his backpack.*
Sal: "Now that that episode is over we must now kill the Countess!"
Fred: "Yeah yeah yeah, whatever."
*The heroes found themselves standing in front of the tower ruins.*
Fred: "Dude, I know you are lazy but for the love of Peat..."
**Do you dare question my laziness in front of me???**
Fred: "Eeep, SORRY! JUST DON'T HURT ME!!!"
*#3 shakes his head.*
#3: "Common guys, lets go."
*The heroes travelled down the levels of the cellar towards the Countess's room. But when they go there they were shocked by what they saw. It was the Countess having a pool party with all her minions in a pool of blood (literally speaking as in a pool that you have in your garden. Not as in a deep puddle).*
Sal: "Oh my, I think I'm going to throw up."
*He does so.*
Fred: "Awwwwww, sick..."
*He follows suit and throws up over #3.*
#3: "Aaaarg, why I oughta ki... Ohhhhhhh I don't feel so good. I think I'm gonna... think I'm gonna... gonna...*
*He throws up witch starts Sal off again witch starts Fred which starts #3 off again and so on and so forth until they are lying a pool (this time it's a deep puddle) of vomit. OogaBooga is unfazed because he is in the pool (the blood one) with the Countess. They are playing pool volleyball and OogaBooga and the Countess are on the one side.*
OogaBooga: "UMMMMM, ARE WE WINNING?"
Countess: "Care to take a blood bath?"
OogaBooga: "HUH? ME CONFUSED..."
Other heroes: [groan] "Not again..."
OogaBooga: "ME CONFUSED... ME BASH!!!"
*OogaBooga started to flail around wildly killing both the Countess and her minions. The party are too sick to comment so they open a portal and are dragged/carried through by OogaBooga.*
OogaBooga: "THAT WAS FUN!!! ME WANNA DO AGAIN!!!"
Fred: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh, shut up OogaBooga."
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I once again apologise for the lateness of this chapter. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK (unless it's nice things) NOW REVIEW!
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*The sun is in the sky shining and the heroes find themselves taking a leisurely walk through the Stony Field.*
Fred: "Why the hell are we in the Stony Field? Weren't we just getting our mercenaries from Kashya in the last chapter? I think the Author has some explaining to do..."
**Well I couldn't think of a decent start to this chapter for you doing the Countess quest and you have to be in the Stony Field to get the quest and I'm lazy so you just start here, ok?**
Fred: "Fine."
*The Heroes run around the field until they find the book. This takes a while but when they find it they get the quest and find they must now go to the Black Marsh to find the tower.*
#3: "God Damnit! Why must we continually run around doing all these pointless quests?"
Sal: "I'm sure the Author has good reason for all of his actions and I have the upmost faith in him!"
**God Damnit! Stop with all this kissassing Sal! Nobody likes a kissass.**
*Sal looks sad.*
**Awwwww. I'm sorry. Can you forgive me?**
Sal: "Sure! Lets get on with the quest!"
Fred: "Um, is it just me or does it seem awfully quiet here today?"
#3: "Yeah, HEY! Where's OogaBooga?"
OogaBooga: "ME COMMING!"
*OogaBooga came running up to them but in both his hands he held a brute's hand.*
OogaBooga: "ME FOUND MORE TEDDIES!!! SAL, YOU HAVE ONE TOO!"
*OogaBooga released one from his grasp.*
Sal: "... how... nice... OogaBooga, I think you should pu..."
*Sal was smashed into the ground so hard by his 'teddy' that only his head was sticking out.*
OogaBooga: "AWWWWW FUNNY TEDDY!"
Fred: "HAHAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I can't believe some of the funny shit that happens when OogaBooga is around!"
Sal: "Get... ME... OUTTA HERE!!!"
#3: "That's it, I've had enough."
*Soon both the 'teddies' lay dead on the ground.*
OogaBooga: "AWWWW TEDDIES GO BYE BYE!"
#3: "Now, OogaBooga, we need to have a talk about your choice of playmates..."
*The two sat down and talked. It ended up with OogaBooga complaining about his teddies most unfortunate demise and #3 tried to calm him down by giving him a real teddy. OogaBooga was delighted by it and stuffed in his backpack.*
Sal: "Now that that episode is over we must now kill the Countess!"
Fred: "Yeah yeah yeah, whatever."
*The heroes found themselves standing in front of the tower ruins.*
Fred: "Dude, I know you are lazy but for the love of Peat..."
**Do you dare question my laziness in front of me???**
Fred: "Eeep, SORRY! JUST DON'T HURT ME!!!"
*#3 shakes his head.*
#3: "Common guys, lets go."
*The heroes travelled down the levels of the cellar towards the Countess's room. But when they go there they were shocked by what they saw. It was the Countess having a pool party with all her minions in a pool of blood (literally speaking as in a pool that you have in your garden. Not as in a deep puddle).*
Sal: "Oh my, I think I'm going to throw up."
*He does so.*
Fred: "Awwwwww, sick..."
*He follows suit and throws up over #3.*
#3: "Aaaarg, why I oughta ki... Ohhhhhhh I don't feel so good. I think I'm gonna... think I'm gonna... gonna...*
*He throws up witch starts Sal off again witch starts Fred which starts #3 off again and so on and so forth until they are lying a pool (this time it's a deep puddle) of vomit. OogaBooga is unfazed because he is in the pool (the blood one) with the Countess. They are playing pool volleyball and OogaBooga and the Countess are on the one side.*
OogaBooga: "UMMMMM, ARE WE WINNING?"
Countess: "Care to take a blood bath?"
OogaBooga: "HUH? ME CONFUSED..."
Other heroes: [groan] "Not again..."
OogaBooga: "ME CONFUSED... ME BASH!!!"
*OogaBooga started to flail around wildly killing both the Countess and her minions. The party are too sick to comment so they open a portal and are dragged/carried through by OogaBooga.*
OogaBooga: "THAT WAS FUN!!! ME WANNA DO AGAIN!!!"
Fred: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh, shut up OogaBooga."
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I once again apologise for the lateness of this chapter. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK (unless it's nice things) NOW REVIEW!