Author's Notes: I actually planned to work on my Pokemon fic, but since I got so many great reviews, I thought, Hey! Screw Pokemon, I'm going to work on this instead! So here's the next chapter.

Phone Calls and Pranks

            Biowolf sits in a comfortable chair and is holding a bundle of index cards. A table with a phone is on one side of her, and on the other, bound in heavy chains and gagged, is Jamie the Madman, with his trusty Axe of Doom carefully placed ten feet away from him.

Biowolf: "Hey! Thanks for the great reviews! I appreciate them! Some of you guys wanted to ask our happy little friends questions, so I'm going to call them and see what they have to say! It's going to be a lot of fun, isn't that right, Jamie?"

Jamie (angrily): "Mmmph mmm mnph mmmph!"

Biowolf: "Yeah, whatever. Well, now it's time for the first question!"

Jamie: "Grrrrrrr. Mmph!"

Biowolf (glares at Jamie): "It's from Mistress of All Worlds! She wants to…(glances at a card)…tell Leena that if she needs someone to kill Harry, that she knows millions of ways to make Harry's life a living hell! So let's give Leena a call and see what she has to say!"

            Biowolf reaches over and picks up the phone, then dials Leena's number. She waits as the phone rings a few times, and finally Leena answers.

Leena (softly): "Who are you?"

Biowolf: "Biowolf…"

Leena (relieved): "Good! Can I have some money?"

Biowolf: "Uh, no. I would like to tell you something, though."

Leena: "Yeah?"

Biowolf: "Mistress of All Worlds wants to tell you that she knows a million ways to make Harry Champ's life a living hell if you wa-"

Leena (screaming insanely): "HARRY! HARRY!!! NOOOO!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH-*click*"

Biowolf: "Uh, sorry, Mistress of All Worlds, but Leena is, uh, "not available" any more, sorry. Your question freaked her out. I feel sorry for the poor girl. I guess we'll just have to move on to the next question."

            Biowolf looks down at her index cards for a brief moment.

Biowolf: "Well it looks like two people have questions for Thomas and Karl Shubaltz! First up is Schala85! She (I'm assuming you're a girl) wants to know if Karl has a girlfriend yet, and if he knows that he's the coolest, most handsome person there is and that Irvine has nothing on him!"

            Biowolf leans over and dials the Shubaltz brothers' number. Almost immediately, the call is answered.

Thomas: "Fiona?"

Biowolf: "Sorry, I'm not Fiona."

Thomas (dejectedly): "Oh…well who are you?"

Biowolf: "I'm-"

Thomas: "Who are you?"

Biowolf: "I'm Bio-."

Thomas: "Who are you?"

Biowolf: "STOP ASKING ME THAT! I'M BIOWOLF!!!"

Thomas: "Oh. Well why didn't you say so?"

Biowolf (covers the phone with a pillow and screams as loud as she can, then calms down again): Forget it, Thomas. I just want to talk to Karl, okay?"

Thomas (sniffs and is about to cry): "No one ever wants to talk to me! It's always Karl!"

Biowolf: "Aww. It's okay, Thomas. I need to talk to you too. I just have to talk to Karl first."

Thomas (happy again): "Okay! I'll go get Karl!"

            Biowolf waits for a few minutes while Thomas goes to find Karl. Jamie, meanwhile, starts making weird noises. Karl finally gets to the phone.

Karl: "Hello?"

Biowolf: "Hi Karl! I'm Biowolf and I need to ask you something!"

Karl (suspicious): "What?"

Biowolf: "Schala85 wants to know if you have a girlfriend yet?"

Karl (even more suspicious): "No, why?"

Biowolf: "Because she thinks that you're the coolest and most handsome guy there is and that you're way better than Irvine!"

Karl: "Really? Well tell her that I'm flattered, because most of the women today are chasing after Raven."

            Jamie starts making croaking noises, and Biowolf looks over at him to see why he's doing that. She realizes the cause when Raven, eyes wide with unimaginable fear, dashes madly by, followed closely by a mob of his fangirls, all of whom are holding "screw me" signs (I am SO going to get flames for that!) and waving "Kill Van" flags.

Biowolf: "I see what you mean, Karl. (glances down at index card) I have a few more questions for you."

Karl: "Ask away."

Biowolf: "Kay. I have a bunch of questions from Aries of Attitude. First Question: Who are your parents and what are they like?"

Karl (with tiny voice): "I'd…really prefer not to talk about them."

Biowolf: "Why?"

Karl: "……."

Biowolf (screaming so Thomas can hear): "THOMAS!"

Thomas (grabs phone away from Karl): "Yeah?"

Biowolf: "Who are your parents and what are they like?"

Thomas (with Karl screaming "NO" in the background): "Our parents? Sure, I'll tell you about them. I'm not embarrassed like Karl, in fact, I'm proud of them! Our parents are Rebecca Shubaltz and Batman!"

Biowolf: "…….Batman?"

Thomas: "Yep! Now to answer the other part of the question. We all know what Batman's like! He fights crime and is a superhero! Our mom, though, she is really nice, and both Karl and I love her a lot. She likes to play shuffleboard and watch Jurassic Park movies! See, our dad couldn't stay with her or else she'd be in danger from his enemies, but that's okay. She, Karl, and I all still love him!"

Biowolf: "Uh…….yeah. Thanks Thomas! Could you give the phone to Karl now?"

Thomas: "Sure! Here you go, Karl!"

Biowolf: "Okay, Karl. Next question: What's the best story you can remember about Thomas?"

Karl (happy now that things are working in his favor): "Hmm…let's see. Ah! Got it! One time when Thomas was about eight years old, he was invited to one of his friend's birthday parties. He and his friends were making cakes, and Thomas was really enjoying it. That is, until, not looking, he accidentally dipped his fingers into a cup of glue that was sitting near his can of icing without knowing it. (Karl cracks up and laughs for moment) And then he decided to scratch his head so he puts his hands in his hair and …(Karl cracks up again) …one of his hands got stuck in his hair! He ended up having to have half of his hair shaved off! It was so funny!!! (Karl starts laughing uncontrollably and Thomas uses this moment to grab the phone)"

Thomas: "My turn!"

Biowolf: "Heh, heh, okay Thomas, what's the best story you can remember about Karl?"

Thomas: "Okay. Uh…yeah! That's it! It happened when Karl was only six. Mom had taken him out to get ice cream that day, and he decided to get rocky road, I believe. Anyway, later on they were walking down a street when Mom stopped to check out a street cart that was selling hats, but Karl kept going. He was looking up at all the buildings, and not … (Thomas laughs for a while) watching where he was going, so he ended up walking right into wet cement where a sidewalk was being built! (Thomas cracks up and laughs for three minutes straight) Of course he started crying and struggling to get out, but that only made it worse! He got his hands dirty in the wet cement, and then he somehow got it in his hair! Since no one could get it out in time, it dried and Karl had to have his whole head shaved! (Thomas laughs insanely)"

Biowolf (laughs for a while then waits for Thomas to recover): "Okay Thomas, one more question. What was the worst girlfriend Karl ever had?"

Thomas: "I can't answer that because Karl's never had a girlfriend. Ever. But there was this one time when a freaky lady with a mustache and an eye patch started to hit on Karl, and that almost made him run screaming. He did manage to get away from her after a while, though."

Biowolf: "Thanks, Thomas. But I'm afraid that that's all. Say bye to Karl for me."

Thomas: "Sure. See ya."

Biowolf: "Bye."

            Biowolf hangs up the phone, and looks at Jamie, who has somehow turned himself upside down in his chair.

Biowolf: "Uh, yeah. Whatever, Jamie."

Jamie: "Mmmph!"

Biowolf: "Well we have one more phone call to make and then it will be time for the big event of the day! Let's see…(glances at another index card), we have to call Leon next!"

            Biowolf dials Leon's number, and Leon answers fairly quickly.

Leon: "Hello?"

Biowolf: "Hi, I'm Biowolf, and my friend Naomi Hunter wants to, uh, "be your body guard" if you catch my drift."

Leon: "No-*click*"

            Biowolf hangs up.

Biowolf: "Eh, heh heh, um, that didn't go very well. Sorry, Naomi Hunter. I guess after being stalked by thousands of fangirls Leon didn't want, uh, "a body guard" in that way."

            A thump startles Biowolf. She looks around to see what happened, and finds out that Jamie has fallen out of his chair.

Biowolf: "Okay, Jamie. I'll untie you if you promise to do a favor for me."

Jamie (nodding vigorously): "Mmph!"

Biowolf: "I want you to run over to Hiltz's place and destroy his furniture, okay?"

Jamie (nodding): "Mmph!"

            Biowolf unties Jamie, who cackles madly and grabs his Axe of Doom and runs off.

Biowolf: "Okay. It's time for the main event! Prank Calls! Today I shall call Hiltz! He will be the victim even though he's my favorite person from Zoids Guardian Force."

            Biowolf leans over and dials Hiltz's number, that she is not supposed to know. After a few minutes, Biowolf finds out that Hiltz is at his house when he picks up his phone.

Hiltz: "Hello?"

Biowolf: "……."

Hiltz (starting to get irritated): "Hello?!"

Biowolf: "……."

Hiltz (getting really pissed off): "WHO'S THERE!?!"

Biowolf (in a low, creepy voice): "Hiltz…."

Hiltz: "Huh?"

Biowolf (in a low, creepy voice): "Look behind you, Hiltz…."

Hiltz: "Wha- OH FUCK! (insane laughter is heard in the background along with sounds of massive destruction) I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!! AMBIENT!!!-*click*"

            Biowolf calmly hangs up, then bursts out laughing and snorting.

Biowolf: "Looks like Jamie came through for me. Ah, that was fun. Too bad it was the last thing of the day. But don't worry. There's more to come. I've got plenty more insane ideas, like in the next chapter there's going to be something called: "Brad's Phone Adventure". Well anyway, if you have questions, leave them in a review, and if you don't have questions, review anyway. I'll catch you later!"