CH.4....
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* kain is still looking nervous and is now fiddiling with his thumbs and im giving him a weird look.*
(* announcer : would a volador....voravor...ah..never mind.....whould a vorador please come up on stage..would vorador please come up on stage..*)
* vorador comes out of the bathroom ( he was drinking to much...) cause he headr his name, he does his walk thing up the stairs and accross the stage (use your imagination)...*
janos: (snorring)
spazz: (hits janos and tells him his son is up on stage)
janos: (claps for no reason, untill i tell him he hasn't done anything yet) oh..sorry... raziel: ( hes over in the corner trying to hit on some girls, but no luck yet, hes making them giggle though )
kain: (drinking like a mad fool)
VORADOR'S : BAD TOUCH (the bloodhound gang )
Ha-ha. Well now, we call this the act of mating. But, there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about.
I'd appreciate your input.
( vorador gets right into the song instantly)
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
( a bunch of girls giggle and one falls over while in a daze...)
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
( vorador starts to do the dance moves for the song..lol..)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now...
vorador: thank you.everyone....( winks at a bunch or girls who start giggling like mad)
*he gets off the stage, well actually i pull him off the stage...*
spazz: okay thats enuf lover boy........!!!
vorador: common....let me go!!
spazz; fine.( i let him go and him and a bunch of girls go out back)oy...vah......
janos: my boy....
everyone but janos; shut up already.........
(anouncer; okat that was.um..interesting....now would a lord kain get on stage....a lord kain...*)
everyone; ????????????????wha..???? kain??????!!!!!!?????
kain; excuse me...*he gets up on stage.....*
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PLEASE KEEP THE REVIEWS COMMING!!!!! KAINS UP NEXT.CAN YOU BELIVE IT???
i'll be putting up after this 5th chapter a list of all the songs they could of been singing.........untill then ta-ta my minions.......i mean vewers......
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* kain is still looking nervous and is now fiddiling with his thumbs and im giving him a weird look.*
(* announcer : would a volador....voravor...ah..never mind.....whould a vorador please come up on stage..would vorador please come up on stage..*)
* vorador comes out of the bathroom ( he was drinking to much...) cause he headr his name, he does his walk thing up the stairs and accross the stage (use your imagination)...*
janos: (snorring)
spazz: (hits janos and tells him his son is up on stage)
janos: (claps for no reason, untill i tell him he hasn't done anything yet) oh..sorry... raziel: ( hes over in the corner trying to hit on some girls, but no luck yet, hes making them giggle though )
kain: (drinking like a mad fool)
VORADOR'S : BAD TOUCH (the bloodhound gang )
Ha-ha. Well now, we call this the act of mating. But, there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about.
I'd appreciate your input.
( vorador gets right into the song instantly)
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
( a bunch of girls giggle and one falls over while in a daze...)
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
( vorador starts to do the dance moves for the song..lol..)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now...
vorador: thank you.everyone....( winks at a bunch or girls who start giggling like mad)
*he gets off the stage, well actually i pull him off the stage...*
spazz: okay thats enuf lover boy........!!!
vorador: common....let me go!!
spazz; fine.( i let him go and him and a bunch of girls go out back)oy...vah......
janos: my boy....
everyone but janos; shut up already.........
(anouncer; okat that was.um..interesting....now would a lord kain get on stage....a lord kain...*)
everyone; ????????????????wha..???? kain??????!!!!!!?????
kain; excuse me...*he gets up on stage.....*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PLEASE KEEP THE REVIEWS COMMING!!!!! KAINS UP NEXT.CAN YOU BELIVE IT???
i'll be putting up after this 5th chapter a list of all the songs they could of been singing.........untill then ta-ta my minions.......i mean vewers......