((( hello people now thanx for all the reviews so far...i really appreaciate it. anywho this is the song i have picked for kain...now just remember he is really plasterd and i dont even think he knows where he is.....so hes going to sing the worst and the funny-est song i could find on the net. sooner or later the songs some of you suggested will be put up in future fic's cause some were great ideas...now dont go away just yet (i'm really draging this out arnt i ?) after this im going to have a list of all the songs that they could of sung, so use your imagination and enjoy the show.....)))



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*kain is on stage, the lights dim, everyone is stupid-fyd cause hes up there and then the music starts......*







KAIN'S : THERE'S A VAMPIRE IN MY BASEMENT !!! ( BY MONTY HARPER)



*the music is really funny*







There's a vampire in our basement; my brother told me that.

He lurks among the shadows. At night-time he's a bat.

He's in his coffin sleeping. I know he's really there;

I can hear his lid start creaking when I'm sneaking down the stairs!

( kain starts to do a weird ass jig thing)

Before you visit my house, there are things you ought to know.

There are certain nooks and crannies where you really shouldn't go,

unless you're like my brother, either dumb or half insane;

in the basement with the vampire 's where he runs his model trains!

There's a mummy in the closet down the hall from my bedroom.

My brother says it won't wake up if no one bumps its tomb.

It's somewhat safely hidden behind a pile of drapes.

I can tell it's really back there from the smell that it creates!

Before you visit my house there are things you ought to know.

There are certain nooks and crannies where you really shouldn't go,

so don't be like my brother; he takes bravery too far.

In the closet with the mummy 's were he hides his baseball cards!

There's a ghost up in our attic; she's been there for fifty years.

My brother says she used to be the lady who lived here.

I know she's really up there 'cause on quiet afternoons,

I can hear the ceiling creak and pop as she glides above my room!

Before you visit my house there are things you ought to know.

There are certain nooks and crannies where you really shouldn't go,

I worry 'bout my brother; when he wants to be alone

it's the dark and ghostly attic that he likes to call his own!

There's a little hairy spider living underneath my bed,

and when I told my brother that he almost lost his head,

so now he won't go near there, which is more than fine with me,

'cause that's where I keep the comic books I don't want him to see!

Before you visit my house there are things you ought to know.

There's a ghost up in the attic; there's a vampire down below;

there's a mummy in the closet; but the thing my brother dreads

is the little hairy spider living underneath my bed!!!







( kain waves his hands in the air and gets off the stage....)



*everyone in the bar has there mouths wide open and still in shock*

spazz; wha...........what just happend...?

janos; i have no idea......

*vorador is gone so he missed it all*

*raziel is gone to doing you-guess-what with some fan girls*



* janos kain and me get in the car (mini-van) and go home*

* everyone in the bar comits suo-side cause it was so funny they couldnt take it anymore* * now if you look in the dictonary under karioke bar singing you will find a pic of kain singing*



spazz: and im still horrifyd to this day...........................



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THANK YOU PEOPLE, AND YES THE ENDING DOES SUCK, BUT WHO CARES, KAIN SANG THE WORST SONG I COULD FIND.........PLEASE REVIEW AND WAIT FOR THE BONUS CHAPTER OF ALL THE SONGS THAT COULD OF BEEN IN THIS FIC.......