LMB famously has a rule-of-thumb - when in doubt, have the worst possible thing happen. But suppose the best thing happened? or things, unstoppably, in Milesian droves, and for pretty much everyone? Part 1 of The Peaceful Vorkosiverse

Martya comes across her husband holding a brochure on the wonders of Escobar and staring off into the distance with a look that can span galaxies. Companion piece to "Martya's Happiness."

Aral was doing math problems and grumbling about it when they got the word. Da later told people that Aral had been studying military strategy, and Aral didn't contradict him, but really, it was math. Mad Yuri's Civil War

What happened between Simon being in the hospital and that moment where Miles finally realized that Simon and Alys had something going.

Vicky Bone, fleet accountant of the Dendarii Mercenaries, has a busy job. It still gives her and her staff time to ponder exactly who they are working for.

Book 1: Anny Payne sets the Barrayaran military on its head when she tries to join. Is her goal hopeless? Not if Cordelia has anything to say about it! Book 2: Ch 12. Book 3: Ch 21. Book 4: Ch 28. Book 5: Ch 35. Note, there are some spoilers for Captain Vorpatril's Alliance

Nikolai had made his peace with his duty, as Helen's older brother, to listen to all her personal dramas. It could be worse. She could be bringing them to Uncle Ivan. Or Uncle Mark. Helen Natalia/Mina Sato. Very mild innuendo. Yes, I know it's insane

"I've always wanted to," said René. "And they already call me Count Ghembretten. Why in the world shouldn't I?"

Random spewings of my brain, ranging from Ivan to Elena, Alys, and Simon post-CyroBurn to Helen Natalia, all grown up. SPOILERS! There's a character limit here, so the 'X to Y to Z' is the last three chapters published. Please read, enjoy, and review!

Young Miles and Ivan uncover a Cetagandan plot.

По заявке trialia: "АУ. Что бы случилось с Катериной – а потом и с Майлзом – если бы Таура не приехала на свадьбу?"

Janine and Quinn are the silent partners in Terrence and Ethan's family.

A traditional Barrayaran folktale, based on the ballad Rocky Banks of the Buffalo. Warning: It's one of those kinds of folktales. Sexualized violence, general unpleasantness, may be triggering to Mark Vorkosigan.

Alys, Kou and baby Ivan flee Vordarian. A missing subplot from Barrayar

The Emperor and Empress at least, one of the Empresses of Cetaganda have three conversations over breakfast about a mutual acquaintance.

Martya reflects on her life thus far; her family, her husband, and her growing domestic bliss.

In Mirror Dance, Bel admitted that it and Tung had known for years about MIles' secret identity. Ever wondered how they found out? And what that conversation looked like when they did? Wonder no more! Just read, enjoy, and review!

Le beau et fringant capitaine Vorpatril est exilé sur ordre de sa Majesté sur une planète perdue. Heureusement pour lui il retrouve un visage familier et insupportable. Action, mystère, mots à double-sens, amour... Bienvenue sur la planète Rêve. By/Ivan

An English assignment. I had fun with this one. Guidelines found in Chapter Two. Oneshot

Martin Kosti just wants to eat his lunch, and doesn't understand what these strange people want from him.

Fanfic Drabble, set during Yuri's War

Nikolai Vorsoisson, at pilot school on Komarr, finds his roommate is a little too interested in Vorkosigan family history.

Cryoburn Spoilers. Nikki Vorsoisson Vorkosigan reflects on the death of a family member.

Continued story of fluffy Simon/Alys. Theoretically meant to continue, but functionally on indefinite hold. Sorry.

Cordelia's never been good at following rules. My 2009 Yuletide fic for TigerKat.