Dear Mr. Moony and Mr. Prongs,
Lily Evans would like you to know that she thinks that both of you are quite silly and childish with little understanding of the world. Ms. Evans would also like to mention that she is apparently dating someone who is not worthy of her time simply because he has no idea what Ms. Evans wants in a real wizard. However, I must agree with Mr. Prongs that any man who believes that he knows the inner workings of the female brain is a pompous git...however, Mr. Padfoot is not one of those pompous gits. He doesn't know what a girl is.
Lily Evans would like Mr. Prongs, Mr. Moony, and Mr. Padfoot that the aforementioned Potions test would not be so difficult if the aforementioned Mr. Prongs, Mr. Moony, and Mr. Padfoot would open up their text books and study once in a while. Ms. Evans would also like to add that if she catches the previously mentioned Mr. Prongs, Mr. Moony, and Mr. Padfoot cheating on the Potions test, she will immediately notify the appropriate teachers, they being the Potions professor and the head of our house. Ms. Evans would also like to notify Mr. Moony not to listen to Mr. Prongs in the case of the Transfiguration nap, as we have a test on our most recent chapter, "Transfiguring into a Flying Creature" next class session.
Ms. Evans would like to make a request regarding the constant harassment of one Severus Snape. She would like to warn the dynamic duo that the quiet boys are usually the most dangerous, and when Snape devises a potion to embarrass you, she will be laughing uproariously right along with the rest of the class. However, she would like to agree with you on your interpretation of said Lucius Malfoy and will love all pranks that you can come up with to make his life, as the muggles say, a living hell. Ms. Evans would like Mr. Prongs and Mr. Moony to know that she is deeply troubled over the bullying of before mentioned Severus Snape by before mentioned Lucius Malfoy, and urges them to stop Malfoy from doing Snape anymore harm.
Ms. Lily Evans believes that Hana Hooch is a lovely woman, inside and out and is not angry for James calling her so. However, she does warn Mr. Prongs to keep his hand and wands (yes wands) in his pants. Ms. Evans also would like to inform Mr. Moony that the dorm people are nice enough, and even if they weren't, Mr. Padfoot would be able to handle them just fine. If Mr. Padfoot were to have trouble with anyone in said dorm, then he would only have to use the muggle device known as a Telephone (or an owl if we are in the wizard world at the time) to let us know his situation. She would like to state for the record that beside the marauders, no one would want to deal with her temper.
Ms. Evans would like to inform the seriously misinformed Mr. Moony that he usually has a big vocabulary, but a little dictionary.
Ms. Evans would also like to state that she has no plans for this Sunday, as long as she gets all her homework done, and then she would be glad to visit the dorm of Mr. Padfoot to see him. However, she must say that she has no gas in her muggle car, and as such, she cannot drive to the aforementioned dorm to pickup Mr. Padfoot. Therefore, Mr. Prongs will have to use his muggle car. Ms. Evans would also like to let Mr. Moony, Mr. Prongs, and Mr. Padfoot know that she is also low on funds, and the muggle movie, "The Sixth Sense" and "Queen of the Damned" seems like a good way to spend the last day of the week. Ms. Evans would also like to mention that there are many mosquitoes at the said river, and also other bacteria, and of course, the said river is missing a vital thing: Water. Therefore, Ms. Evans votes that we spend the aforementioned Sunday at the home of Mr. Prongs.
Ms. Evans would also like to express her most sincere apologies at the continuing abuse of Mr. Moony's tattoo on her part, and will make the effort to discontinue the abuse. Ms. Evans also has one thing to say on the subject of Mr. Moony's "Superhuman"-ness.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ms. Lily Evans would also like to extend her sympathies to one Mr. Moony, but urges him to grin and bear. She would also like to add in her two cents on the aforementioned muggle Mr. Rob going shopping with his parental unit: I am so sorry.
At this time, Ms. Evans would like to bid Mr. Moony and Mr. Prongs a very good night, and she will have more to say when she speaks with you.
Lily Evans would like you to know that she thinks that both of you are quite silly and childish with little understanding of the world. Ms. Evans would also like to mention that she is apparently dating someone who is not worthy of her time simply because he has no idea what Ms. Evans wants in a real wizard. However, I must agree with Mr. Prongs that any man who believes that he knows the inner workings of the female brain is a pompous git...however, Mr. Padfoot is not one of those pompous gits. He doesn't know what a girl is.
Lily Evans would like Mr. Prongs, Mr. Moony, and Mr. Padfoot that the aforementioned Potions test would not be so difficult if the aforementioned Mr. Prongs, Mr. Moony, and Mr. Padfoot would open up their text books and study once in a while. Ms. Evans would also like to add that if she catches the previously mentioned Mr. Prongs, Mr. Moony, and Mr. Padfoot cheating on the Potions test, she will immediately notify the appropriate teachers, they being the Potions professor and the head of our house. Ms. Evans would also like to notify Mr. Moony not to listen to Mr. Prongs in the case of the Transfiguration nap, as we have a test on our most recent chapter, "Transfiguring into a Flying Creature" next class session.
Ms. Evans would like to make a request regarding the constant harassment of one Severus Snape. She would like to warn the dynamic duo that the quiet boys are usually the most dangerous, and when Snape devises a potion to embarrass you, she will be laughing uproariously right along with the rest of the class. However, she would like to agree with you on your interpretation of said Lucius Malfoy and will love all pranks that you can come up with to make his life, as the muggles say, a living hell. Ms. Evans would like Mr. Prongs and Mr. Moony to know that she is deeply troubled over the bullying of before mentioned Severus Snape by before mentioned Lucius Malfoy, and urges them to stop Malfoy from doing Snape anymore harm.
Ms. Lily Evans believes that Hana Hooch is a lovely woman, inside and out and is not angry for James calling her so. However, she does warn Mr. Prongs to keep his hand and wands (yes wands) in his pants. Ms. Evans also would like to inform Mr. Moony that the dorm people are nice enough, and even if they weren't, Mr. Padfoot would be able to handle them just fine. If Mr. Padfoot were to have trouble with anyone in said dorm, then he would only have to use the muggle device known as a Telephone (or an owl if we are in the wizard world at the time) to let us know his situation. She would like to state for the record that beside the marauders, no one would want to deal with her temper.
Ms. Evans would like to inform the seriously misinformed Mr. Moony that he usually has a big vocabulary, but a little dictionary.
Ms. Evans would also like to state that she has no plans for this Sunday, as long as she gets all her homework done, and then she would be glad to visit the dorm of Mr. Padfoot to see him. However, she must say that she has no gas in her muggle car, and as such, she cannot drive to the aforementioned dorm to pickup Mr. Padfoot. Therefore, Mr. Prongs will have to use his muggle car. Ms. Evans would also like to let Mr. Moony, Mr. Prongs, and Mr. Padfoot know that she is also low on funds, and the muggle movie, "The Sixth Sense" and "Queen of the Damned" seems like a good way to spend the last day of the week. Ms. Evans would also like to mention that there are many mosquitoes at the said river, and also other bacteria, and of course, the said river is missing a vital thing: Water. Therefore, Ms. Evans votes that we spend the aforementioned Sunday at the home of Mr. Prongs.
Ms. Evans would also like to express her most sincere apologies at the continuing abuse of Mr. Moony's tattoo on her part, and will make the effort to discontinue the abuse. Ms. Evans also has one thing to say on the subject of Mr. Moony's "Superhuman"-ness.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ms. Lily Evans would also like to extend her sympathies to one Mr. Moony, but urges him to grin and bear. She would also like to add in her two cents on the aforementioned muggle Mr. Rob going shopping with his parental unit: I am so sorry.
At this time, Ms. Evans would like to bid Mr. Moony and Mr. Prongs a very good night, and she will have more to say when she speaks with you.