Notes: okay, a kind reviewer known as Brekke the Darkangel wanted me to write another one so here it is. This one came to me just a few days after I wrote "A Slight Argument". Hope this one is as funny as the first one.
Oh, and by the way, I just noticed that Gimli is not in this story. I don't know why I forgot him. I'm sorry to all Gimli fans for that one. I guess I couldn't fit him into the fic. I will say though, I also love the actor who plays him. He's awsome. I just can't remember his name at the moment.
don't own a thing. just borrowing...
Another Slight Argument:
By: Fancy Face
"You know, I've been thinking." said Pipppin suddenly.
"Is that a good thing or bad thing?" Merry asked with a laugh.
The Fellowship had stopped to rest for the night. Aragorn had gone off wondering the nearby area to make sure it was safe. As for Legolas and Boromir, they were doing the same as Aragorn was. However, they were close enough to see the Hobbits. Frodo, Merry, Sam, and Pippin had made a fire and kept close to it.
"What have you been thinking Pip?" asked Frodo.
"Well, actually I've been thinking about the arguement that Aragorn, Legolas, and Boromir had the other day." he answered.
"Oh no," groaned Sam. "Don't bring that up again."
The other day, the two Humans and Elf had got into a fight over who was the cutest. It was a interesting scene, that's for sure. They had all cooled down. However, at times they would continue it. Well, they would stop Frodo ordered them to.
"No, I want to." Pippin replied after Sam's comment. "I mean they had all good reasons on why they were the cutest." he said. "Now, what about us?" asked Pippin. "I mean are we cute at all?"
"Of course we are." answered Merry with a smile. "I mean we are the cute little creatures who everybody loves!"
"No, everybody loves the Elf." Sam said, eyeing the direction where Legolas had gone.
"Yeah, sometimes I really hate that guy." said Frodo suddenly.
The others eyed him. Pippin just let out a laugh. "Oh please!" he said to his friend. "How can you hate that guy?" he asked. "You two should start a cute club or something."
"What's that suppose to mean?" asked Frodo hotly.
"Oh, come on!" Pippin continued. "When we were back at Bag End in Hobbiton all I heard when I would pass some Hobbit girls all they would talk about are how cute you are!" he answered. "Then they would talk about how wonderful your blue eyes were!"
Frodo blushed slightly. "I never heard them say that."
"You think they would tell you personally?" asked Pippin. "I mean they were shy."
"I think Pip is right Mr. Frodo." Sam said.
"What?" asked Frodo, in surprise. "How can you take his side over mine?!"
"Your the same way Sam." Pippin replied. "I heard girls talking about you too."
"But I'm taken." he said, thinking of Rosie.
"Yeah, even more why they like you." said Pippin. "They always talk about how cute and sweet you are because you were so nice to Rosie."
Pippin stood up and continued on. "Now, as for poor Merry and I, we never got talked about."
Merry stood up and joined his cousin. "He's right." he said. "I mean the only comments we got when we were back in Hobbiton were how troublesome we were."
"Well," said Sam standing up. "You deserved that."
"Yeah," Frodo said, following Sam's movement. "You always were getting into trouble."
"Okay," replied Merry. "This is beyond the point here!" he said. "Let's just fine a way to settle on who's the cutest right now!"
"We don't have to settle anything." Frodo said. "I am." he continued. "Pippin answered that question a little while ago because no one has bluer eyes then me!" said Frodo with a smile. "Girls love the eyes."
"Well, I for one hate your eyes!" shot back Pippin. "There's more to cuteness then eyes my friend!"
"Hey don't insult Mr. Frodo!" Sam yelled.
"Oh really, then what are you going to do about it?" asked Merry.
That had done it. The Hobbits had started to roll around on the ground, fighting. Every now and then you would hear: "No, I'm the cutest!"
Then later, when Frodo had had enough, he yelled: "Strider! Help!"
Aragorn, along with Boromir and Legolas came running to aid the Ringbearer. They all burst out in laughter at the sight they saw. Then after a few minutes of laughter, they went to pull the Hobbits apart. The Hobbits were struggling when they were in the grips of Aragorn, Legolas, and Boromir.
"Easy now." replied Boromir.
"And Frodo was yelling at us the other day for fighting over this." Aragorn said with a laugh.
"Right, and he's doing it now." said Legolas.
"Well, Pippin started it!" Frodo yelled.
"No, Mr. Blue Eyes started it!" yelled Pippin at Frodo.
"All right enough!" Aragorn ordered. "Look, we three," he said eyeing to himself, Boromir, and Legolas. "Have figured a way to handle this."
"Oh really how?" asked Merry.
"We are all cute in our own way." Legolas answered.
Boromir, Legolas, and Aragorn let the Hobbits go.
"Now," said Aragorn. "How about we get some rest?" he asked. "We got a long way to go tomorrow."
With that, they all went to sleep. All but Aragorn who stayed up to keep watch. When the others were asleep. He made a comment to himself that they didn't hear.
"I still say I'm the cutest."
THE END
[so what did you think of this one uh? now, in this group i think pippin is the cutest. i think billy boyd played him off well. i don't think they could go any body else better to play him. like the last one, i want to know out of the hobbits who do you think is the cutest?]
Oh, and by the way, I just noticed that Gimli is not in this story. I don't know why I forgot him. I'm sorry to all Gimli fans for that one. I guess I couldn't fit him into the fic. I will say though, I also love the actor who plays him. He's awsome. I just can't remember his name at the moment.
don't own a thing. just borrowing...
Another Slight Argument:
By: Fancy Face
"You know, I've been thinking." said Pipppin suddenly.
"Is that a good thing or bad thing?" Merry asked with a laugh.
The Fellowship had stopped to rest for the night. Aragorn had gone off wondering the nearby area to make sure it was safe. As for Legolas and Boromir, they were doing the same as Aragorn was. However, they were close enough to see the Hobbits. Frodo, Merry, Sam, and Pippin had made a fire and kept close to it.
"What have you been thinking Pip?" asked Frodo.
"Well, actually I've been thinking about the arguement that Aragorn, Legolas, and Boromir had the other day." he answered.
"Oh no," groaned Sam. "Don't bring that up again."
The other day, the two Humans and Elf had got into a fight over who was the cutest. It was a interesting scene, that's for sure. They had all cooled down. However, at times they would continue it. Well, they would stop Frodo ordered them to.
"No, I want to." Pippin replied after Sam's comment. "I mean they had all good reasons on why they were the cutest." he said. "Now, what about us?" asked Pippin. "I mean are we cute at all?"
"Of course we are." answered Merry with a smile. "I mean we are the cute little creatures who everybody loves!"
"No, everybody loves the Elf." Sam said, eyeing the direction where Legolas had gone.
"Yeah, sometimes I really hate that guy." said Frodo suddenly.
The others eyed him. Pippin just let out a laugh. "Oh please!" he said to his friend. "How can you hate that guy?" he asked. "You two should start a cute club or something."
"What's that suppose to mean?" asked Frodo hotly.
"Oh, come on!" Pippin continued. "When we were back at Bag End in Hobbiton all I heard when I would pass some Hobbit girls all they would talk about are how cute you are!" he answered. "Then they would talk about how wonderful your blue eyes were!"
Frodo blushed slightly. "I never heard them say that."
"You think they would tell you personally?" asked Pippin. "I mean they were shy."
"I think Pip is right Mr. Frodo." Sam said.
"What?" asked Frodo, in surprise. "How can you take his side over mine?!"
"Your the same way Sam." Pippin replied. "I heard girls talking about you too."
"But I'm taken." he said, thinking of Rosie.
"Yeah, even more why they like you." said Pippin. "They always talk about how cute and sweet you are because you were so nice to Rosie."
Pippin stood up and continued on. "Now, as for poor Merry and I, we never got talked about."
Merry stood up and joined his cousin. "He's right." he said. "I mean the only comments we got when we were back in Hobbiton were how troublesome we were."
"Well," said Sam standing up. "You deserved that."
"Yeah," Frodo said, following Sam's movement. "You always were getting into trouble."
"Okay," replied Merry. "This is beyond the point here!" he said. "Let's just fine a way to settle on who's the cutest right now!"
"We don't have to settle anything." Frodo said. "I am." he continued. "Pippin answered that question a little while ago because no one has bluer eyes then me!" said Frodo with a smile. "Girls love the eyes."
"Well, I for one hate your eyes!" shot back Pippin. "There's more to cuteness then eyes my friend!"
"Hey don't insult Mr. Frodo!" Sam yelled.
"Oh really, then what are you going to do about it?" asked Merry.
That had done it. The Hobbits had started to roll around on the ground, fighting. Every now and then you would hear: "No, I'm the cutest!"
Then later, when Frodo had had enough, he yelled: "Strider! Help!"
Aragorn, along with Boromir and Legolas came running to aid the Ringbearer. They all burst out in laughter at the sight they saw. Then after a few minutes of laughter, they went to pull the Hobbits apart. The Hobbits were struggling when they were in the grips of Aragorn, Legolas, and Boromir.
"Easy now." replied Boromir.
"And Frodo was yelling at us the other day for fighting over this." Aragorn said with a laugh.
"Right, and he's doing it now." said Legolas.
"Well, Pippin started it!" Frodo yelled.
"No, Mr. Blue Eyes started it!" yelled Pippin at Frodo.
"All right enough!" Aragorn ordered. "Look, we three," he said eyeing to himself, Boromir, and Legolas. "Have figured a way to handle this."
"Oh really how?" asked Merry.
"We are all cute in our own way." Legolas answered.
Boromir, Legolas, and Aragorn let the Hobbits go.
"Now," said Aragorn. "How about we get some rest?" he asked. "We got a long way to go tomorrow."
With that, they all went to sleep. All but Aragorn who stayed up to keep watch. When the others were asleep. He made a comment to himself that they didn't hear.
"I still say I'm the cutest."
THE END
[so what did you think of this one uh? now, in this group i think pippin is the cutest. i think billy boyd played him off well. i don't think they could go any body else better to play him. like the last one, i want to know out of the hobbits who do you think is the cutest?]