Ch. 6: Knowing a Little About the Enemy
"Who's there?" asked Caroline frightened.
"I am the Evil Phantom Renegade!" said the voice.
"Yeah right. The Phantom Renegade is a good guy." Said Caroline not impressed.
"I didn't say I was the Phantom Renegade, I said I was the Evil Phantom Renegade." Said the Evil Phantom Renegade? (Who knows if he's lying or not.)
"What a dork." Said Ikki.
"Mu ha ha ha. I am the shadow that lurks in the night. I am the protecter of all medals. I am the Phantom Renegade!" said somebody else.
"Phantom Renegade? Evil Phantom Renegade could finish you off easily." Said a boy.
"You just said you were the Evil Phantom Renegade." Said Phantom Renegade.
"I lied. I'm one of his troops." Said the boy. "I am Itsuwano." (My very first original name. I hope no one else has ever thought of that name! ^_^)
"Are you here for a reason, or are you gonna leave?" asked Caroline meanly.
"I'm here to warn you, cooperate with the rubber robo gang, or else." Said Itsuwano in a scary tone.
"Or else what?" asked Metabee ready for action.
"Or else you will lose every precious thing you have. Also, you'll end up working as slaves for Evil Phantom Renegade. Ha, ha, ha." Laughed the boy evilly.
"You're a freak, you know that?" asked Caroline in an insulting tone.
"I'm off!" Itsuwano was gone in a puff of smoke.
"What a weird guy." Said Gatora.
"You said it." Said Metabee.
*Hey! Stop the fic for a moment. I only said one thing this chapter! Give me more lines or else Metabee will sick you. *Ikki, Ikki, Ikki. I had a few lines. I know I'm getting more. There's no reason for me to fight. Bye. Metabee! Help me get more lines! And back to the fic!*
"Who do you think the Evil Phantom Renegade is?" asked IKKI.
*Happy now? Yes. Yes I am. Good.*
"He could be a fake." Said Metabee.
*Caroline? Yes Gatora. Can I have more lines please? Sure Gatora. Thank you. On to the fic! Again.*
"You could be right." Said Gatora.
"Know what? I am really thinking Henry might have an evil twin." Said Ikki.
"Know what? I am really thinking that's the dumbest suggestion I ever heard." Said Metabee.
"Metabee!!! (whispering now) Don't embarrass me in front of Caroline." Said Ikki.
"Ikki, you're embarrassing yourself!" whispered Metabee.
"Why you little!" yelled Ikki.
*Hey, that's what I do when I'm angry at Bart. Sorry Homer.*
"What did you say?!" asked Metabee really angry.
Caroline and Gatora both sweat dropped.
Out of nowhere Ikki's mom came.
"Would you like a back massage?" asked Metabee.
"Sure, after I polish your medaparts." Said Ikki.
"Great to see you 2 getting along." Said Ikki's mom.
When she left, Ikki and Metabee sighed.
"That was close." Said Ikki.
"Too close." Said Metabee.
"What were we fighting about again?" asked Metabee.
"I forgot." Said Ikki.
"Can we just make up and go?" asked Gatora.
"Sure." Said Metabee.
"Fine by me." Said Ikki.
"What a parody of a day." Said Caroline.
"You said it." Said Gatora.
"Ha, ha, ha! You don't know when I'll attack! I am Evil Phantom Renegade!"
"Uh oh." Said Gatora.
*Gatora, do you think I made the boys seem too dumb? Yes you did. Awesome. How do you like repeaters? Making Ikki and I look stupid! Kiss your butt goodbye! I thought you said "Kiss your BOT goodbye. You're not a medabot and Gatora didn't write this embarrassing chapter!*
I finally escaped Metabee. This chapter was meant to make you laugh. I just couldn't help it. Please R/R. One more thing. Help. You're going to get a Metabee bopping. Oh yeah! Bye for now!