A/N: Yes, Seishiro _is_ OOC. Nyah.
*Vanyel, Hokuto, Subaru, Kamui, Lucia, Lan, and Relena are all lounging around the MS Angst*
Hokuto: *watching the TV* Look! It's Seishiro's former incarnation!
Relena: *peers over Hokuto's shoulder* Oooh! I love this movie! Mulan kicks butt! *sits down happily*
Hokuto: Hey, Subaru, doesn't the bad guy look like Seishiro? *pointing*
Subaru: Uh....yeah...
Hokuto: That guy from Card Captor Sakura, Touya, is another previous incarnation...
Lucia: *looks up from the food that she's trying to cook* Actually, I think it's just Clamp. But If you're looking for Seishiro's past incarnations, how about Thomas Jefferson...?
All: *blankly* Jefferson?
Hokuto: Are you serious? I can never tell with you.
Lucia: Well, yeah. This is the guy who said that the tree of liberty must be fed with blood...
Hokuto: ...Oh. I guess so.
Lucia: Any idea why this water is burning?
Hokuto: *goes over to help* Oh dear...
Vanyel: So...Subaru...this Seishiro is an ex?
Subaru: Well...sort of. But there is a long and complicated plot with many twists.
Vanyel: Ah...I see.
Subaru: Basically, he won a bet we made about whether I could make him feel for me...and I came to feel for him. But he was an emotionless assasin, so that kind of sucked.
Hokuto: Actually, I've been meaning to talk to him about that....*chants a few words and Seishiro appears, floating in the air.*
All: *sweatdrop*
Seishiro: Hokuto-chan! Thanks for getting me out of Hell. The Devil's in one of Her moods today...
Lucia: *blankly* Her...moods?
Seishiro: Yes, her Moods. *eyes Lucia as though he thinks she's stupid, which she isn't- just a little clueless*
Lucia: *frowning* Moods...oh! Right! _Those_ moods. *giggles nervously*
Hokuto: *annoyed* Enough chit-chat out of you! I wanted to talk to you about something!
Seishiro: Ehhhh?
Hokuto: *pokes Seishiro in the nose* Yes, you! You lost that bet and you know it!
Seishiro: *offended* Did not!
Hokuto: Did too!
Seishiro: Did not!
Hokuto: Did too! *grabs Subaru and shoves him against Seishiro*
Subaru: *objecting* Hokuto-chan!
Hokuto: Now just tell me he isn't the cutest thing you've ever seen. Tell me you don't love him at least a little!
Seishiro: I don't!
Relena: *has been watching the exchange, and now imitates Hokuto by poking Seishiro in the nose, although less effectively since her hand goes right through him* Hey, you ever heard of that river in Egypt? Denial?!
Lan: *in the background, starts scoffing*
Seishiro: Hey! Stop laughing!
Lan: *snork* She's so right! *falls over laughing*
Lucia: Hey! Cabinboys of angst can't laugh! *blinks as Kamui joins in* Hey! Stoppit!
Kamui: We're allowed to laugh once an episode!
Lucia: *grumpily* Oh, whatever. Get rid of him, will you, Hokuto? *points to Seishiro* And then come help me cook.
Seishiro: Hey, pancakes. I can make those. Let me.
Lucia: ...OK, he can stay. For now.
Hokuto: Until he confesses he lost that bet, he's not going anywhere.
Lucia: ...
Hokuto: *goes back to the TV and stops Mulan* I was tired of watching that. Sorry, Relena.
Relena: *shrugs* Your TV.
Hokuto: *suddely pauses in her manic button pressing* Hey, it's the Fuuma song!
*Subaru, Kamui, and Seishiro all look up from what they're doing*
Together: The Fuuma song?
Hokuto: Yeah. The lead singer looks like Fuuma when he wears the little green glasses.
Subaru: What little green glasses?
Hokuto: Shut up and wait.
*a few seconds later*
Subaru: Ohhhh. Those glasses.
Kamui: *irritated* He does not look like Fuuma! Fuuma's hair is not blond!
Lucia: Hey, these guys also do the Kamui song. *nodnod*
Kamui: ...
Lucia: *sings, passably well* Then seeing a picture of Jesus he cried out/Mama he's got some scars just like me....
Kamui: O.o ....
Subaru: Now see what you've done! You've scarred him for life!
Lucia: Oh, come on. Everyone knows he's like, the Christ figure. Although I wonder why they keep inquiring about the whereabouts of his father. I mean, duh? The Virgin?
Kamui: O.o...
Lucia: *into rant mode now* And another thing! What's with Sorata? You will die for a woman. Well duuuuh! Prophecies never mean what they say. They probably meant Mother Earth!
Subaru: *stuffs a sock in Lucia's mouth* Ah....peace and quiet.
Kamui: *snaps out of it* That guy does _not_ look like Fuuma.
Seishiro: I don't know...except for the hair color, the resemblance is startling. And the use of shadow in the video does not help.
Kamui: No! He doesn't look like Fuuma! Fuuma is much cuter, at least when he's sane.
All: ...
Kamui: What?
Subaru: Fuuma's not cute. Fuuma's scary. *looking pointedly at Seishiro* Now you're cute, Kamui.
Kamui: *blushing* Um....
Subaru: *quickly grabs Kamui and drags him off to who-knows-where, still glaring at Seishiro until they disappear around a corner. Noise ensues.*
All: O.o
*the fax machine beeps*
Lucia: *jumps up, relieved* Oh, look, the submissions are in! ^_^
Vanyel: But we're missing two of our crew...
Lucia: So? You wanna go in there and interrupt two very psychically powerful and very angsty people, one of whom has an incredible temper?
Vanyel: ...
Seishiro: *looking very peeved and trying to hide it* I will...
Lucia: No, you most certainly may _not_.
Hokuto: *sweetly* Aw....Sei-chan is jealous....^_~
Seishiro: I am not! *proceeds to chase Hokuto around the room*
Hokuto: Sei-chan, your pancakes are burning...
Seishiro: *says something very rude, not to mention physically impossible*
Lucia: C'mon, I'll help you.
Seishiro: *grumble, grumble, mutter*
Lucia: Van, Relena, Lan, you guys are now the review board. *gestures towards fax with spatula* Go over those applications.
*The three settle down in the corner, and start looking at the papers*
All three: No...no....no....no...*they begin to chuck papers behind them, until suddenly Vanyel freezes*
Vanyel: Sweet mother of....*there is a pause, and then all three simultaneously smack their foreheads*
All: Duh....
Lucia: What? What is it?
Relena: Shinji Ikari.
Lucia: *smacks herself in the head with the frying pan* Oh, duh!
Relena: O.o Didn't that hurt?
Lucia: No, not especially.
Relena: *pokes Lucia experimentally while giving her the fish eye* It should have...
Lucia: *shrug* ...
Lucia: My friends are convinced I'm doped up on painkillers and that's why I don't feel much in the way of pain. I think they're nuts.
Relena: I think you're nuts.
Lucia: *brightly* Oh, good, you noticed.
Seishiro: *blinkblink* Hey, Lucia, look at that penny on the floor.
Lucia: *starry eyes* Oooh...shiny....
Hokuto: I was wondering why the knives were locked up.
Vanyel: -_-; Yeah, we decided that the sharp and shiny thing might be a deadly combination...
Lucia: *blinkblink* Uh...where were we?
Relena: Shinji Ikari?
Lucia: Oh! Right! Vanyel, give him a call and let him know he's been selected to the post.
Vanyel: *nods* Sure.
Next time on MS Angst: The ship takes off to spread angsty manga, books, etc. throughout the galaxy, Kamui and Seishiro try to kill each other, and Hope is pregnant again....oh, wait. Wrong cue card. Excuse me. Kamui and Seishiro try to kill each other and Lucia increasingly shows her crazy side (much to everyone's frustration- you can only get so far away from someone on a space ship.)
*Vanyel, Hokuto, Subaru, Kamui, Lucia, Lan, and Relena are all lounging around the MS Angst*
Hokuto: *watching the TV* Look! It's Seishiro's former incarnation!
Relena: *peers over Hokuto's shoulder* Oooh! I love this movie! Mulan kicks butt! *sits down happily*
Hokuto: Hey, Subaru, doesn't the bad guy look like Seishiro? *pointing*
Subaru: Uh....yeah...
Hokuto: That guy from Card Captor Sakura, Touya, is another previous incarnation...
Lucia: *looks up from the food that she's trying to cook* Actually, I think it's just Clamp. But If you're looking for Seishiro's past incarnations, how about Thomas Jefferson...?
All: *blankly* Jefferson?
Hokuto: Are you serious? I can never tell with you.
Lucia: Well, yeah. This is the guy who said that the tree of liberty must be fed with blood...
Hokuto: ...Oh. I guess so.
Lucia: Any idea why this water is burning?
Hokuto: *goes over to help* Oh dear...
Vanyel: So...Subaru...this Seishiro is an ex?
Subaru: Well...sort of. But there is a long and complicated plot with many twists.
Vanyel: Ah...I see.
Subaru: Basically, he won a bet we made about whether I could make him feel for me...and I came to feel for him. But he was an emotionless assasin, so that kind of sucked.
Hokuto: Actually, I've been meaning to talk to him about that....*chants a few words and Seishiro appears, floating in the air.*
All: *sweatdrop*
Seishiro: Hokuto-chan! Thanks for getting me out of Hell. The Devil's in one of Her moods today...
Lucia: *blankly* Her...moods?
Seishiro: Yes, her Moods. *eyes Lucia as though he thinks she's stupid, which she isn't- just a little clueless*
Lucia: *frowning* Moods...oh! Right! _Those_ moods. *giggles nervously*
Hokuto: *annoyed* Enough chit-chat out of you! I wanted to talk to you about something!
Seishiro: Ehhhh?
Hokuto: *pokes Seishiro in the nose* Yes, you! You lost that bet and you know it!
Seishiro: *offended* Did not!
Hokuto: Did too!
Seishiro: Did not!
Hokuto: Did too! *grabs Subaru and shoves him against Seishiro*
Subaru: *objecting* Hokuto-chan!
Hokuto: Now just tell me he isn't the cutest thing you've ever seen. Tell me you don't love him at least a little!
Seishiro: I don't!
Relena: *has been watching the exchange, and now imitates Hokuto by poking Seishiro in the nose, although less effectively since her hand goes right through him* Hey, you ever heard of that river in Egypt? Denial?!
Lan: *in the background, starts scoffing*
Seishiro: Hey! Stop laughing!
Lan: *snork* She's so right! *falls over laughing*
Lucia: Hey! Cabinboys of angst can't laugh! *blinks as Kamui joins in* Hey! Stoppit!
Kamui: We're allowed to laugh once an episode!
Lucia: *grumpily* Oh, whatever. Get rid of him, will you, Hokuto? *points to Seishiro* And then come help me cook.
Seishiro: Hey, pancakes. I can make those. Let me.
Lucia: ...OK, he can stay. For now.
Hokuto: Until he confesses he lost that bet, he's not going anywhere.
Lucia: ...
Hokuto: *goes back to the TV and stops Mulan* I was tired of watching that. Sorry, Relena.
Relena: *shrugs* Your TV.
Hokuto: *suddely pauses in her manic button pressing* Hey, it's the Fuuma song!
*Subaru, Kamui, and Seishiro all look up from what they're doing*
Together: The Fuuma song?
Hokuto: Yeah. The lead singer looks like Fuuma when he wears the little green glasses.
Subaru: What little green glasses?
Hokuto: Shut up and wait.
*a few seconds later*
Subaru: Ohhhh. Those glasses.
Kamui: *irritated* He does not look like Fuuma! Fuuma's hair is not blond!
Lucia: Hey, these guys also do the Kamui song. *nodnod*
Kamui: ...
Lucia: *sings, passably well* Then seeing a picture of Jesus he cried out/Mama he's got some scars just like me....
Kamui: O.o ....
Subaru: Now see what you've done! You've scarred him for life!
Lucia: Oh, come on. Everyone knows he's like, the Christ figure. Although I wonder why they keep inquiring about the whereabouts of his father. I mean, duh? The Virgin?
Kamui: O.o...
Lucia: *into rant mode now* And another thing! What's with Sorata? You will die for a woman. Well duuuuh! Prophecies never mean what they say. They probably meant Mother Earth!
Subaru: *stuffs a sock in Lucia's mouth* Ah....peace and quiet.
Kamui: *snaps out of it* That guy does _not_ look like Fuuma.
Seishiro: I don't know...except for the hair color, the resemblance is startling. And the use of shadow in the video does not help.
Kamui: No! He doesn't look like Fuuma! Fuuma is much cuter, at least when he's sane.
All: ...
Kamui: What?
Subaru: Fuuma's not cute. Fuuma's scary. *looking pointedly at Seishiro* Now you're cute, Kamui.
Kamui: *blushing* Um....
Subaru: *quickly grabs Kamui and drags him off to who-knows-where, still glaring at Seishiro until they disappear around a corner. Noise ensues.*
All: O.o
*the fax machine beeps*
Lucia: *jumps up, relieved* Oh, look, the submissions are in! ^_^
Vanyel: But we're missing two of our crew...
Lucia: So? You wanna go in there and interrupt two very psychically powerful and very angsty people, one of whom has an incredible temper?
Vanyel: ...
Seishiro: *looking very peeved and trying to hide it* I will...
Lucia: No, you most certainly may _not_.
Hokuto: *sweetly* Aw....Sei-chan is jealous....^_~
Seishiro: I am not! *proceeds to chase Hokuto around the room*
Hokuto: Sei-chan, your pancakes are burning...
Seishiro: *says something very rude, not to mention physically impossible*
Lucia: C'mon, I'll help you.
Seishiro: *grumble, grumble, mutter*
Lucia: Van, Relena, Lan, you guys are now the review board. *gestures towards fax with spatula* Go over those applications.
*The three settle down in the corner, and start looking at the papers*
All three: No...no....no....no...*they begin to chuck papers behind them, until suddenly Vanyel freezes*
Vanyel: Sweet mother of....*there is a pause, and then all three simultaneously smack their foreheads*
All: Duh....
Lucia: What? What is it?
Relena: Shinji Ikari.
Lucia: *smacks herself in the head with the frying pan* Oh, duh!
Relena: O.o Didn't that hurt?
Lucia: No, not especially.
Relena: *pokes Lucia experimentally while giving her the fish eye* It should have...
Lucia: *shrug* ...
Lucia: My friends are convinced I'm doped up on painkillers and that's why I don't feel much in the way of pain. I think they're nuts.
Relena: I think you're nuts.
Lucia: *brightly* Oh, good, you noticed.
Seishiro: *blinkblink* Hey, Lucia, look at that penny on the floor.
Lucia: *starry eyes* Oooh...shiny....
Hokuto: I was wondering why the knives were locked up.
Vanyel: -_-; Yeah, we decided that the sharp and shiny thing might be a deadly combination...
Lucia: *blinkblink* Uh...where were we?
Relena: Shinji Ikari?
Lucia: Oh! Right! Vanyel, give him a call and let him know he's been selected to the post.
Vanyel: *nods* Sure.
Next time on MS Angst: The ship takes off to spread angsty manga, books, etc. throughout the galaxy, Kamui and Seishiro try to kill each other, and Hope is pregnant again....oh, wait. Wrong cue card. Excuse me. Kamui and Seishiro try to kill each other and Lucia increasingly shows her crazy side (much to everyone's frustration- you can only get so far away from someone on a space ship.)