Middle Earth in Chaos
By Risty and Silver
Disclaimer: Please Mr. Tolkien? Pretty please? Drat.
Summary: Seriously, you dun wanna know.
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"Listen" Silver whispered as they followed the fellowship through the forest. "Are you sure that this is such a good idea?"
"What do you mean, Silver?" Billy asked, sounding rather confused. Silver sighed.
"I mean," she said impatiently. "I know that we have all read the books at least once and we've all seen the film, but Middle Earth should not really exist. It was invented, not discovered. So what are we doing here following a bunch of weird people through a forest at dusk?"
"Well until we've found out what has gone wrong," Risty said with a shrug. "I think we should stick with them. I don't like the look of some of them, but the hobbits are awfully cute. Especially Frodo and Pippin."
"Here we go" Silver looked at Billy and rolled her eyes. "She would probably jump of a cliff if you pushed Frodo off first."
Risty's cousins giggled.
"Hey, you're one to talk" Risty said playfully. "You're the one who is obsessed with Boromir, remember? And Elrond."
"Obsessed?" Silver shook her head. "Risty, obsessed is such a strong word."
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
Gimli turned round to see what all the arguing was about and Shadow barked at him. Then Jack started to cry, quietly at first and then louder and louder, until it became an ear-piercing scream. They all stopped and the fellowship turned to see what the matter was.
"Please make it stop" Elladan begged, his hands over his ears. "It is very hard on our sensitive elven ears. Right brother? Legolas?"
"Yes" the two elves agreed. Silver glared at them.
"And how the hell am I supposed to make him stop?" she demanded. "He's scared, tired and hungry and he wants his mum. He may stop if we keep walking, but in the meantime you'll just bloody well have to put up with it."
"What are these funny words they use, Gandalf?" Pippin asked, pulling at the wizard's sleeve. "Hell and bloody, I mean. I have never heard them before."
"Well." Gandalf thought for a minute, but did not seem able to come up with a satisfactory answer. "Let us move on quickly shall we?" he said finally, in a feeble attempt to change the subject. "Lord Elrond will be expecting us."
"And maybe he can find out how the hell we got here and how to send us back" Silver said quickly. "Because I do not care whether this is Middle Earth or fucking Las Vegas, I am not staying here one moment longer than I have to."
"But Silver." Risty started. Billy nudged her and shook his head.
"We'll argue about this later, Risty" he said quietly. "Silver has enough to deal with at the moment, with trying to look after Jack. Later, eh?"
"All right" Risty hesitated and nodded. Gimli turned round again and Shadow barked loudly. The deep sound echoed and most of the fellowship looked vaguely alarmed at the sudden noise.
"And what is wrong with that thing?" Elrohir asked. "Can't you make that be quiet at least?"
"He isn't a thing" Silver said angrily. "He's my dog and his name is Shadow."
Risty and her cousins joined in glaring.
"Fine then" Elrohir said sarcastically. "Can you please make Shadow be quiet?"
"Easy" Billy said before Silver could reply. "Tell the dwarf to stop looking round. Either his face or his smell is irritating Shadow and making him bark."
"Why you little." Gimli gripped his axe and turned to glare at Billy. However, as he did, Shadow growled so loudly that Silver, Risty, her cousins, Billy, Jack, Gimli and the hobbits all jumped. When they had recovered from their shock, everyone started laughing, all except Gimli who pushed past the hobbits to get to the front of the group with Gandalf.
Just as Silver had managed to calm both Jack and Shadow down, a large palace type place came into view. The six friends gasped, it looked so much better than it had in the film. Gandalf turned to smile at them.
"It is indeed very beautiful, isn't it?" he said. "That, my friends, is Rivendell. The home of Lord Elrond who you will meet very shortly."
By Risty and Silver
Disclaimer: Please Mr. Tolkien? Pretty please? Drat.
Summary: Seriously, you dun wanna know.
*********************************************************************
"Listen" Silver whispered as they followed the fellowship through the forest. "Are you sure that this is such a good idea?"
"What do you mean, Silver?" Billy asked, sounding rather confused. Silver sighed.
"I mean," she said impatiently. "I know that we have all read the books at least once and we've all seen the film, but Middle Earth should not really exist. It was invented, not discovered. So what are we doing here following a bunch of weird people through a forest at dusk?"
"Well until we've found out what has gone wrong," Risty said with a shrug. "I think we should stick with them. I don't like the look of some of them, but the hobbits are awfully cute. Especially Frodo and Pippin."
"Here we go" Silver looked at Billy and rolled her eyes. "She would probably jump of a cliff if you pushed Frodo off first."
Risty's cousins giggled.
"Hey, you're one to talk" Risty said playfully. "You're the one who is obsessed with Boromir, remember? And Elrond."
"Obsessed?" Silver shook her head. "Risty, obsessed is such a strong word."
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
Gimli turned round to see what all the arguing was about and Shadow barked at him. Then Jack started to cry, quietly at first and then louder and louder, until it became an ear-piercing scream. They all stopped and the fellowship turned to see what the matter was.
"Please make it stop" Elladan begged, his hands over his ears. "It is very hard on our sensitive elven ears. Right brother? Legolas?"
"Yes" the two elves agreed. Silver glared at them.
"And how the hell am I supposed to make him stop?" she demanded. "He's scared, tired and hungry and he wants his mum. He may stop if we keep walking, but in the meantime you'll just bloody well have to put up with it."
"What are these funny words they use, Gandalf?" Pippin asked, pulling at the wizard's sleeve. "Hell and bloody, I mean. I have never heard them before."
"Well." Gandalf thought for a minute, but did not seem able to come up with a satisfactory answer. "Let us move on quickly shall we?" he said finally, in a feeble attempt to change the subject. "Lord Elrond will be expecting us."
"And maybe he can find out how the hell we got here and how to send us back" Silver said quickly. "Because I do not care whether this is Middle Earth or fucking Las Vegas, I am not staying here one moment longer than I have to."
"But Silver." Risty started. Billy nudged her and shook his head.
"We'll argue about this later, Risty" he said quietly. "Silver has enough to deal with at the moment, with trying to look after Jack. Later, eh?"
"All right" Risty hesitated and nodded. Gimli turned round again and Shadow barked loudly. The deep sound echoed and most of the fellowship looked vaguely alarmed at the sudden noise.
"And what is wrong with that thing?" Elrohir asked. "Can't you make that be quiet at least?"
"He isn't a thing" Silver said angrily. "He's my dog and his name is Shadow."
Risty and her cousins joined in glaring.
"Fine then" Elrohir said sarcastically. "Can you please make Shadow be quiet?"
"Easy" Billy said before Silver could reply. "Tell the dwarf to stop looking round. Either his face or his smell is irritating Shadow and making him bark."
"Why you little." Gimli gripped his axe and turned to glare at Billy. However, as he did, Shadow growled so loudly that Silver, Risty, her cousins, Billy, Jack, Gimli and the hobbits all jumped. When they had recovered from their shock, everyone started laughing, all except Gimli who pushed past the hobbits to get to the front of the group with Gandalf.
Just as Silver had managed to calm both Jack and Shadow down, a large palace type place came into view. The six friends gasped, it looked so much better than it had in the film. Gandalf turned to smile at them.
"It is indeed very beautiful, isn't it?" he said. "That, my friends, is Rivendell. The home of Lord Elrond who you will meet very shortly."