Chaos in Middle Earth
By Risty and Silver
Disclaimer: You already know
Summary: Hell, ask Silver.
*****
The elf turned from a slight shade of pink to a brilliant shade of red as he failed to ignore the laughter echoing around him. Even Elrond was having trouble keeping a straight face.
"What kind of important news, Alwyn?" he asked, after he had calmed down a little.
"Sir, Boromir has returned!"
At that, the six friends all looked at each other in confusion. Boromir?! Wasn't he dead?
"What do they mean, Boromir, Pippin?" asked Silver.
"Boromir was part of our group. He returned to Gondor about six months ago. He said he'd come back. Now here he is." The youngest Hobbit said with a smile that made Risty inwardly swoon.
Billy, Rhian, Charlie, Col, Risty and Silver all looked at each other.
"Maybe us being here has changed events." Said Billy. Silver and Risty shrugged. The other three, who didn't know the story as well as Billy, Silver and Risty, just looked really confused.
Just then, Boromir walked into the room. He looked as cute as his actor counterpart, Sean Bean, but he seemed different somehow. Sure, he didn't have arrows sticking out his chest and there were no holes. But he seemed different just looking at him.
"Lord Elrond." he said, smiling at the Elf Lord. "I have returned from Gondor. My father and family send greetings to you."
"Thank you, Boromir. Please sit down and enjoy dinner with us. May I introduce Lady Silver, Master Billy, Master Col, Master Charlie, Lady Rhian and Lady Risty."
"Hello, where have you journeyed from?" asked Boromir as he sat next to Silver, who was beginning to go red.
"Uh, you wouldn't really understand." Said Billy, smirking at Silver's reaction.
Boromir shrugged and turned to Aragorn; soon, they were talking like old friends.
***
After dinner, Rhian, Col, Charlie, Risty and Silver and Billy walked up to their respective rooms. The boys came in to talk to the girls.
"How the hell did that happen? Boromir died. So how'd he end up alive?" Billy asked.
"Your guess would be as good as mine, Billy. Silver doesn't seem to mind though," said Risty, laughing at Silver's blushing face. "Anyway, this afternoon, while you were practicing your singing and Silver was writing her story, we found something in my bag."
"What?" asked Silver instantly.
Risty reached into her bag and undid a secret zipper that opened the false bottom of the bag. She put her hand in and pulled out three fat books. It was the Lord Of The Rings trilogy.
"Why have you got those in your bag?" asked Silver, shocked.
"We just found them and I remembered that I used to carry them around all the time, but my teachers didn't approve of them so I hid them in there. I guess I just remembered they were there."
Billy picked up Return of the King and flipped through it.
"Crap..." he said, when he stopped half way through the book.
"What is it?" asked Silver, Rhian and Risty at the same time. Billy turned the book towards them. Risty read aloud the paragraph Billy was pointing to.
"And there was a wonderful party, in honour of Galadriel and Celeborn. For entertainment, Elrond had invited six newcomers to Rivendell. Their names were Silver, Rhian, Risty, Col, Charlie and Billy.
'Would Lady Risty and Lady Rhian care to show us their performance?' asked Elrond, smiling slightly at the girls dressed in country clothing. So Risty and Rhian ordered sound effects to play and began to recite a poem. Next Col and Charlie recited a story. After them, came Billy. He sang a song for the audience. And last but not least came Lady Silver, a talented writer who read aloud a short story of love, tragedy and fate. The six newcomers had brought dogs with them. As well as a small human child named Jack.
Galadriel began to speak when suddenly an elf passed through the door, yelling something about important news."
Risty finished reading. "I think this is the part where we all say holy shit and act really confused." She said.
"We're part of the book now! What are we to do? How will we get back home?" asked Rhian in a stage whisper.
"I have no god damn idea." Said Billy. The following silence was broken by Rhian gasping.
"Are you okay?" asked Silver.
"Fine..." said Rhian, trailing off. "I just twisted my ankle."
"I told you not to stretch to vigorously!" exclaimed Risty.
"Soh-ree Miss. I-know-all-I-see-all-don't-piss-me-off. I wanna know why we are here."
"I don't know . . .but I think someone we know has something to do with it." Charlie said.
"Who?" asked Risty.
"I don't know, maybe Galadriel. She's always been known as a witch; maybe she had something to do with it. Like bringing us here and all. Or maybe it was Gandalf. He didn't look to surprised when they found us this afternoon."
"A possibility, but rather unlikely. I mean, for Galadriel. I mean, why would she bring us here in the first place? Come to think of it, why would anyone want to bring us here?" Rhian stated.
"Hoo boy, thins is gonna be harder than I thought." said Risty.
Charlie flopped down on the bed and stared up at the ceiling. Col sat on the floor and began to play with Bindi, Buster, Laddie and Shadow. Rhian was nursing her sore ankle. Risty had started reading a new book called 'Murder on a Broomstick'. Silver was writing in her notebook. Billy joined Col on the floor and everything was fine until Jack started crying in his sleep and Silver got up to tend to him.
By Risty and Silver
Disclaimer: You already know
Summary: Hell, ask Silver.
*****
The elf turned from a slight shade of pink to a brilliant shade of red as he failed to ignore the laughter echoing around him. Even Elrond was having trouble keeping a straight face.
"What kind of important news, Alwyn?" he asked, after he had calmed down a little.
"Sir, Boromir has returned!"
At that, the six friends all looked at each other in confusion. Boromir?! Wasn't he dead?
"What do they mean, Boromir, Pippin?" asked Silver.
"Boromir was part of our group. He returned to Gondor about six months ago. He said he'd come back. Now here he is." The youngest Hobbit said with a smile that made Risty inwardly swoon.
Billy, Rhian, Charlie, Col, Risty and Silver all looked at each other.
"Maybe us being here has changed events." Said Billy. Silver and Risty shrugged. The other three, who didn't know the story as well as Billy, Silver and Risty, just looked really confused.
Just then, Boromir walked into the room. He looked as cute as his actor counterpart, Sean Bean, but he seemed different somehow. Sure, he didn't have arrows sticking out his chest and there were no holes. But he seemed different just looking at him.
"Lord Elrond." he said, smiling at the Elf Lord. "I have returned from Gondor. My father and family send greetings to you."
"Thank you, Boromir. Please sit down and enjoy dinner with us. May I introduce Lady Silver, Master Billy, Master Col, Master Charlie, Lady Rhian and Lady Risty."
"Hello, where have you journeyed from?" asked Boromir as he sat next to Silver, who was beginning to go red.
"Uh, you wouldn't really understand." Said Billy, smirking at Silver's reaction.
Boromir shrugged and turned to Aragorn; soon, they were talking like old friends.
***
After dinner, Rhian, Col, Charlie, Risty and Silver and Billy walked up to their respective rooms. The boys came in to talk to the girls.
"How the hell did that happen? Boromir died. So how'd he end up alive?" Billy asked.
"Your guess would be as good as mine, Billy. Silver doesn't seem to mind though," said Risty, laughing at Silver's blushing face. "Anyway, this afternoon, while you were practicing your singing and Silver was writing her story, we found something in my bag."
"What?" asked Silver instantly.
Risty reached into her bag and undid a secret zipper that opened the false bottom of the bag. She put her hand in and pulled out three fat books. It was the Lord Of The Rings trilogy.
"Why have you got those in your bag?" asked Silver, shocked.
"We just found them and I remembered that I used to carry them around all the time, but my teachers didn't approve of them so I hid them in there. I guess I just remembered they were there."
Billy picked up Return of the King and flipped through it.
"Crap..." he said, when he stopped half way through the book.
"What is it?" asked Silver, Rhian and Risty at the same time. Billy turned the book towards them. Risty read aloud the paragraph Billy was pointing to.
"And there was a wonderful party, in honour of Galadriel and Celeborn. For entertainment, Elrond had invited six newcomers to Rivendell. Their names were Silver, Rhian, Risty, Col, Charlie and Billy.
'Would Lady Risty and Lady Rhian care to show us their performance?' asked Elrond, smiling slightly at the girls dressed in country clothing. So Risty and Rhian ordered sound effects to play and began to recite a poem. Next Col and Charlie recited a story. After them, came Billy. He sang a song for the audience. And last but not least came Lady Silver, a talented writer who read aloud a short story of love, tragedy and fate. The six newcomers had brought dogs with them. As well as a small human child named Jack.
Galadriel began to speak when suddenly an elf passed through the door, yelling something about important news."
Risty finished reading. "I think this is the part where we all say holy shit and act really confused." She said.
"We're part of the book now! What are we to do? How will we get back home?" asked Rhian in a stage whisper.
"I have no god damn idea." Said Billy. The following silence was broken by Rhian gasping.
"Are you okay?" asked Silver.
"Fine..." said Rhian, trailing off. "I just twisted my ankle."
"I told you not to stretch to vigorously!" exclaimed Risty.
"Soh-ree Miss. I-know-all-I-see-all-don't-piss-me-off. I wanna know why we are here."
"I don't know . . .but I think someone we know has something to do with it." Charlie said.
"Who?" asked Risty.
"I don't know, maybe Galadriel. She's always been known as a witch; maybe she had something to do with it. Like bringing us here and all. Or maybe it was Gandalf. He didn't look to surprised when they found us this afternoon."
"A possibility, but rather unlikely. I mean, for Galadriel. I mean, why would she bring us here in the first place? Come to think of it, why would anyone want to bring us here?" Rhian stated.
"Hoo boy, thins is gonna be harder than I thought." said Risty.
Charlie flopped down on the bed and stared up at the ceiling. Col sat on the floor and began to play with Bindi, Buster, Laddie and Shadow. Rhian was nursing her sore ankle. Risty had started reading a new book called 'Murder on a Broomstick'. Silver was writing in her notebook. Billy joined Col on the floor and everything was fine until Jack started crying in his sleep and Silver got up to tend to him.