Blue: Uh....Well, this intro was written when we only had one review.....and I'm still pretty sure with our luck, this fic will get kicked off *Sad face*
Any how, we can't do the episodes in order, half because I had a great idea for episode 12, half because it's my favourite eppy *Joy* I love Bakura....and Ryou!
Shinni: Together!
Blue: Ah, come now, we know you've never likd a non-straight couple in your life. You're just trying to annoy me aren't you?
Shinni: :3 Hell yah.
Blue: It's not working! BakuraxRyou forever! YugixYami forever....even MalikxYami Malik!
Shinni: What?! That's not right! I mean....they're like......BROTHERS or something!!
Blue: What? I think it would be cute!
Shinni: If you think spilt blood is cute, you're right on track. Come on, we both know it would be sick and wrong!
Blue: Oh shut up. People will be sick of us bickering....on with "Le fic!"
Shinni: Very good. Your French has improved in leaps and bounds (Not)
Blue: *Starts coughing violently and keels over* We should tell you this now officially has a spoiler warning.
Announcer: Previously on Yu-gi-oh.
(This is all mucked up and all in the wrong order....all the mooooooore fun!!)
Rustling bushes
Tea: *Scream*
Joey and Tristan run up.
Bakura: *Walks out*
Yugi: It's Bakura.
Joey: For a minute there we actually thought we had something to worry about.
Ryou: We could have a duel right now. Not for Starchips, just for a bit of fun.
*Famous speech of cards.*
Shinni & Blue: *Hiding*
Blue: D'ya think?
Shinni: *Attaches Kanan the sword mistress and Dunames dark witch to a rock* Yup. *Aims carefully and SMACK! Yugi is hit in the back of the head*
Yugi: Ouch! Oh....I dropped some cards.
Blue: Yay! Now it'll be like we're dueling t-imph!
Shinni: *Covers her mouth* You are so gonna owe me -_-;; I know by the time I remove my hand it'll be wet.
Blue: *Stops frothing at the mouth* Hooy!
Ryou: Before we get started, there's a little something I'd like to share with you all.
Tristan: Huh?
Ryou: And especially with you Yugi.
Shinni: Sorry sis. Looks like Ryou's already taken...or at least in his own mind.
Blue: Hish noh frrrrr! Hern 'n uggle n't jah! (Translation: It's not fair! Him and Yugi aren't together!)
Joey: Wha's dat? This is gettin' freaky.
Bakura: *Millenium ring appears through his shirt*
Yugi: It can't be! A millenium item!
Bakura: Yes! And the magic of my millenium ring will take us to the shadow realm!
Joey: Oh man, I hate magic!
Blue: *Shinni's hand has left her mouth in shock* I thought it was a regular trinket that he just kept around his chest, coz it looked heavy, and seeing as it's heavy he looks manly!!!
Shinni: Shut up! We don't want to attract attention, seeing as there's not trees around here to hide behind!
Blue: *Rolls eyes* You think they'll look at us? They try hard enough to pretend we dun exist when we WANT attention.
Shinni: Good point. *Sighs*
Yugi: Why are you doing this Bakura?
Bakura: You have something I want Yugi! And I aim to take it!!!
Blue: Is it ME?! *Jumps towards Yami Bakura with hearts in her eyes, only to have her soul taken, she lands on top of Joey* Merp!
Yugi: Ah! *Falls*
Joey Tea and Tristan: Ah!
Shinni: *Falls in a heap where she stands*
Bakura: There's more than I expected, but their soulds have been locked away and now after waiting for countless centuaries, the legendary millenium puzzle is mine!
A bright light shines ^.^
Bakura: Argh! It can't be!
*I'm just going to skip a helluva lot, because It's not going to change in the slightest until me and my sister come in^.^;; Sorry about that.*
Yami and Bakura: *Getting a new hand after Joey screwed up*
Yami: *Makes weird sound*
Bakura:....You sound like you swallowed a live chicken.
Yami: Since when do I have a Dunames dark witch?
Bakura: *Looks at the card and starts chuckling* Ahhh. It looks like we have a NEW little friend...
Yami: What're you talking about soul stealer?
Bakura: *Laughing insanely* Why don't you play it and find out? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh yes....With a new hand, comes a whole new perspective.
The game, ever shifting. New dangers surround every turn.
Yami: *Plays the Dunames*
Blue: Weird........Oi, who put me in this outfit?...and JOEY! What're you wearing? Oh my god, you're a cross dresser? That's.....YUGI! You're so big!!
Joey:...*Sweating* Now I'm stuck on a playing feild with her? Great, great.
Blue: I thought you were a midget!....Oh well, I was pretty sure you were going to get a huge growth spurt soon....but BAKURA?! That doesn't explain YOU does it? Does that ring have more creepy powers than I just found out about?
Bakura:.....Did I just tell you to play that card?
Yami: Actually, yes, you did.
Bakura: *Curses himself*
Yami: Anyway, I'm going to play, now, reborn the monster.
Tristan: Huh? Joey.......BLUE?! You guys dreaming this too?
Joey: This ain't-
Blue: It's not a dream! Me and Shinni were just stalking you and then.....SHINNI! Find her card! FIND HER CARD!!!! She's still in the deck!!!
Joey: *Looks over* Ah! You *Beep*! Your souless body is violating MY souless body! *Looks over at Blue*
Yami:....Actually your sister is in my hand.
Blue: *Falls off the playing board in to her body and wakes up* Boy, Joey I never knew you FELT that way!
Bakura:....
Yami:.....Can I play another card? My other one fell off the table.
Bakura: *Nods, speechless*
Yami: I play....Kanan, the swordmistress.
Shinni:....What? Woah! Neat clothes! Oooh, a sword.....
Blue:....*Gets up of the not moving Joey* Is she not the least bit suprised there's three giants around her and two boys who look like idiots?
Joey: Grrr.......Just coz I'm wearin' a dress doesn't mean you can tease me! I could just jump back in to my body and we could loose this!
Bakura: Actually, *smirks* That's not how it works. I just wanted to get rid of her because she was annoying me.
Tristan: -_- Damn.
Blue: *Sitting where she is so he doesn't seal her soul into a.....stick or something* How could you get rid of me!? I try to stalk your body around the country side after sneaking onto a ship, following these guys around because I couldn't find you and THIS is how you repay me? Taking my soul out of a card so I can't help win this?
Joey: I think she sees this very differently from the rest of us....
Shinni: Yes. Well, she's her. I tell you, if she wasn't my sister, You'd probably let me hang out with you.
Joey: Probably. By the way, it's your move.
Blue: Hey, if Shinni dumps me, and goes off with you guys, can I hang out with Bakura, even if he DOES have a homocidal, soul stealing, enslaving, probably abusive spirit in him?
Bakura: I'm so glad someone cares about me. *Sarcastic*
Blue: How couldn't I? You're cute, insane and Ryou is too polite to reject me!!!
Shinni: T.T So I just run up to that card and stick my sword through it? Like cheese? Sounds like fun!! *Runs up to the card and does all mentioned before*
Yami: *Speechless* Another one? Another morph thingy?
Bakura: Yes. You see, I'm determined to get you to play all the little friends of your in your deck, so I can kill them and you.
Yami: ^.^;; You know, telling us your moves will loose you this game.
Bakura: Shut up, woman!
Yami: *Getting a new hand* The dark magician! *Claps hand over his mouth*
Bakura: *Smirks* Ah, your soul card. Will you risk playing it?....Or will you leave it in your hand to be sent to the graveyard.....*Makes that special play, taking 500 life points from every monster on the feild.*
Blue: Oh my god! He's gonna loose! Baku will get the puzzle! I'm gonna be the only one left alive and that guy there will be gone because he lives in the puzzle......Well, I think so......Anyway..AHHHHHHHH!!! My life is over! I'll be wandering around this shadow place all alone.....unless......*Looks at Bakura* Hey honey, how are you doing tonight?
Bakura:.....O.o Dear, sweet, Ra.
Shinni:....Did you guys know that I'm adopted?
Blue:....You are SO not.
Shinni: *Mutters* You'd think so.....
Yami: Enough of this! I'm playing the dark magician!!
Bakura:...Heh....hehhehehehehehe!!!!!!!
Yami: *Coughs*
Yugi:....Ah.......Hi.
Shinni: :D Hi!! Wait, if you're here, who's playing the game for us?!
Yami: -_-; They still haven't figured it out. I guess it's all for the best....
Yugi: *Kind of figures it out and announces his idea to everyone*
Yami: . Why me? I was pharoah.......
Joey: So whanow?
Shinni: Whanow?.....I suppose we get Tea out.......
Blue: *Peeking over Yami's shoulder* She's not here, but he does have a-
Yami: DO YOU HAVE TO BROADCAST ALL MY CARDS TO THE ENTIRE WORLD?!!
Blue: -very weird hairstyle.
Yami: I KNOW you weren't going to say that you bi-
Blue: *Starts to cry* D-don't be mean!!! *Launches herself at Evil Bakura* He's being mean! Kill him! Beat him! Destroy him!
Bakura: *Pets Blue's head slightly* There there......*Making faces at the same time meaning he wants to grab her neck and strangle her*
Yami: *Mutters* He either wants her to be evil and try to help destroy me or get rid of her REAL fast......
Blue: *Seems content, not realising that Bakura probably wants to murder her slowly and painfully*
Shinni: *Sarcastic* That's the cutest thing I've ever seen. Two giants making out in front of me. What a show.
Bakura: WHAT THE FUCK!? MAKING OUT!? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, YOU CHILD?!
Blue: ^.^ He said a bad word.
Joey: -_- Well, lah de dah for him. I'd personally like to win this and get back to my body. Thank you very much.
Yugi: I think you're right Joey......what's happening now?
Joey: I think you get to move......
Bakura: *Smirks and makes a speech about the man eater bug....yah, no electric lizard, can'tcha tell?*
Yugi: *Face falls* Oh no......*Tells about what the bug does*
Joey:.....^.^ Easy *Pokes Shinni* She can go! Bye bye Kanan, swordmistress.
Shinni: Doesn't that mean I die? Joey, can't YOU go?
Joey:....I have higher hit points than you!!
Shinni:.....Tristan's weaker than both of us!
Yami: *Has played that freak horn of heaven card face down...We just forgot to say so ^.^*
Yugi: I'm afraid to use it! The card requires that we scarifice a creature.
Shinni: *Starts chanting* Jo-ey! Jo-ey!!!
Joey: *Sticks out his lip* No! You!
Shinni: It'll get you off the playing feild with me!
Joey: Good point! Big Yugi! Sacrifice me!!
Yami:.....Um....I'm activating a trap card and sacrificing my flame swordsman to do so! The horn of heaven!
Joey: *Starts to dissapear*
Tristan: No Joey!!!!
Shinni: By the way, if I'd gone you wouldn't have been on the playing feild with me anyway!
Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: *Gasps, only just realising the card he'd picked up on his turn* The magician of faith!
Bakura: Oh my, is that Tea's soul card? Do you suppose her mortal soul is trapped within it?
Blue: *Now is on the ground* Well, it worked with me, Shinni, Joey, Tristan and Yugi, so yes. I suppose her mortal is trapped within it!!
Bakura: *Sarcastic* Oh, aren't you the smart one?
Blue: :D Yup! Hey, you can play Tea can't you? I mean, put down a new card seeing as you only used a trap.....hey, it works is Dark duel stories!
Yami: Well, if that's the rules we're playing by...I'm playing the magician of faith!
Tea: What.....
Shinni: Tea! We're playing as duel monsters and that big Yugi up there just sacrificed Joey's life so he could kill the man eater bug! What do you think of that?!!
Tea:....Joey's what?
Tristan: He's as good as dead!
Bakura: Heh heh heh heh heh......And soon the reaper of cards will claim his soul-
Tea: *Starts to sob, activating the magic affect of her card*
Yami: Yes! I can play reborn the monster! Again!
Bakura: What?! You are SO annoying! How do you do that?!! You always have to WIN!!
Yami: Now I can't have any more cards on the feild........So I'll have to live with these here ones.........
All on feild: Hey!
Yami: Woah! Sorry..... Well soul stealer, your move.
Bakura: Oh I will move. and you will loose. This is the play that will end the match and win me your millenium puzzle. *Plays the lady of faith in attack mode.*
and the card that will turn your friends against each other. The change of heart.
Yugi: Change of heart isn't that Bakura's favourite card?
Bakura: and a very magical card it is. With this-
Blue: I think we all know what the change of heart does. *Whimpers when Bakura glares at her* I'm sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Bakura: Oh shut up woman. I'm about to win the match and I'm gloating, so get out of the way.
Blue: I hate you! Why're you always so mean!? Actually I love you and want to stalk you around until you accept me but I'm in drama queen mode right now....
Bakura: . Oh shut up. *Plays the change of heart*
Tristan: Yugi!
Joey: Yugi!
Tea: Yugi!
Blue: Yugi!
Shinni: Yugi!
Chibi Change of heart Ryou: Yugi!!!
Yugi: Ryou!
Ryou: Yugi!
Yugi: Ryou!
Ryou: Yugi!
Bakura: -_-;;
Yami: Yugi?
Yugi: Big Yugi!
Yami:.....
Ryou: Ahem......I want to help but we must act quickly Yugi!
Yugi: Ryou!
Ryou: Argh! You can win against the evil Bakura! I'm taking over the lady of faith so you can destroy me and win! Yay!
Yugi: *Mutters* One half is homocidal, the other is suicidal.....erm.....but on a more realistic note, I can't! I'd kill you too!
Ryou: I don't care! It's better than being enslaved by an evil spirit!
Blue: Even if he IS totally hot!
Shinni: . Blue.........
Blue: Shinni!
Shinni: Don't start THAT again!
Ryou: Do it!
Shinni: With me?! *Hearts in eyes*
Bakura: BE QUIET!
Shinni: *Sniffling* Okay.....
Bakura: NOT YOU! HIM! My other half! My cute other half but...
Blue: Bakura likes Ba-ku-ra!
Bakura: Shut up! I could swat him off the playing board if I liked!
Ryou: *Wide eyes* Quickly!
Yami: I have a better idea *Eye appears* If the evil powr of Bakura's ring can pull souls from people
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Oh, shut up! I'm trying to make a statement! Maybe mine can put them back!
Joey: Alright! Our Bakura's back where he belongs!
Tristan: Then where's the evil dude?
Bakura: *In the lady of faith costume*
Yami, Blue and Shinni:..............AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Bakura: BE QUIET!..Hold on! This can't be!!
Yami: Listen closely Yugi!
Yugi: Big Yugi!
Yami: Would you children STOP THAT?! KILL HIM! MURDER HIM! DARK MAGIC HIM!!!
Yugi:....O.o Right. Dark magic attack!
Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Falls down the long road to the graveyard. The millenium puzzle was almost mine!
Reaper of cards: *Comes up behind him*
Bakura: Ahhh-
Reaper: *Cloack falls off*
Shinni on Blue's shoulders: Eh heh heh.....
Bakura: Whaaaaat?! Where's the reaper of cards?
Blue:....Well.........
*Goes on to the white Kit kat ad, except the old dude in the bed is Bakura.*
*Normal time*
Shinni:.......Uh.........yeah.....
Bakura: And how did you get here? *Points at Blue* And why are you small?
Blue: Uh....well.....weeeee..............
Shinni: Uh....we wanted........
Blue and Shinni: We wanted to know what a dark magic attack would do!
Blue: To us!
Shinni: At the same time!
Blue and Shinni: Behind you.
Bakura:.......How do we get back?
Blue:......Through there! *Points at rapidly closing portal*
Shinni: Jump card!
Blue & Shinni: *Go flying through portal*
Blue: What about my honey?!
Shinni:.....Oh, don't worry. If he's in the other episodes he'll be just fine.....maybe this place is like that DBZ place!
Blue:.......Oh.......Where's the big ugly dudes?
Shinni:.....I guess they're helping Pegasus.
*Somewhere else*
*Close shot of Croquet*
Yugi: Are you okay Bakura?
Ryou: I am now, thanks to you.
Yugi: Huh. Where did you get your millenium ring?
Ryou: My father p-
Blue: We have a more important question!
Ryou: Hmm?
Shinni: Well, why don't you giggle or blush when someone says deck?
Ryou: Huh?
Blue: You're British right?
Yugi: So what if he is?
Shinni: *Smirks*
Blue: I knew this teacher who went to England and when ever she said pest, seeing as she had a New Zealand accent, they thought she was saying pissed.
Shinni: So the 'e' in deck should sound to you like the 'i' in-
Shinni: Oh Bakura, what a big deck you have!
Shinni & Blue: *Collapse laughing*
Blue: Do you treasure your deck as Yugi does his?
Shinni: I know! Do you play with your deck?
Tristan: I just dreamt Bakura went totally mental.
Ryou: I'M not the mental on old chap! *Points at the diabolical Duo, still laughing on the ground*
Blue: Hey Joey, Yugi has a better deck than you right?
Joey: Hey! He's been working on it longer than me!
Tristan: It's okay man! I haven't really got a deck at all!
Blue and Shinni: o.o;; *Crack up*
Mai: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Shinni: *Cringes* SOMEONE'S opera needs a bit of patching up....
Joey: What was that?
Yugi: I don't know! But whatever it is, we'll face it together.
Blue: *Looks at Shinni* Lets just follow them and pretend Yugi was talking to us....
Shinni: Yah
Both: *Runs off* Wait! We still need to ask you questions about your decks!!