The Perfect Vacation 2!

A-Note: Ok, heres chapter 3 that was a lot faster huh? Well, let's see what our 3 favorite guys were doing while the girls were talking.



Chapter Three: Uh...Guy Talk(hmm...yeah that's really manly)

It was quiet...yeah quiet...really quiet around Chris and Jill's apartment. Jill had just left a few minutes ago and the house was his he finally had time to test out the stereo system he had hid from Jill a few weeks ago.

With the stereo in hand he sat it down on the floor then plugging it in, he knew he was gonna catch hell from the neighbors but he didn't care he'd been waiting ever since Bora-Bora to do this. Chris turned the volume all the way up to MAX, he could hear the "Sss" noise perfectly.

Jumping up, he ran to he and Jill's bedroom and grabbed a CD from under his pillow and ran back to the main room. Pushing the OPEN button he popped the CD in and pushed the CD tray faster into the stereo(AN: Hey you'd do it too if you were trying to hurry up).

Chris stood up as a silent aura filled the room, grabbing a duster and a rag, the beginning of the 70's Bee Gee's song "Stayin Alive" came on. Chris tapped his foot as the beginning rolled on then the lyrics began...well of course we all know Chris can't sing worth crap so he mouthed the parts he didn't know...(AN: Shessh that's the whole song...- -;;)

Using the duster as a mic and cleaning the sliding glass door with the rag, the boy was jammin.

It's all right that's ok You may look the other way We can try to understand After that we'll make ammends

Chris sang along because that's the only worded part he knew(AN: Plus I have no clue what the jiberish is that they're singing in the middle.)

Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive Ah AH Ah ah Stayin ALIVEEEE *gasp* LIVVVEEEE Chris tried in his highest pitch voice which failed horribly. The music continued on and Chris sang, danced and cleaned to his hearts content. Until...

Leon and Carlos had been standing in the doorway for a while now, looking at their friend who was trying to dance and sing(if you wanna call it that). Leon had an eyebrow cocked and a puzzled look on his face he'd expect this from Carlos...not Chris. Carlos was just scratching his head he remembered Rebecca listening to such foolishness before but it was called "It's Raining Men" or something like that.

"I told you not to let him use your CD burner he probably got that song off the net, cause no one in there right mind would sell this song." Leon whispered even though that wasn't doing any good considering how loud the music was.

"Ugh, I can't take this..." Carlos said covering his ears.

"I hate to ruin his fun, but I didn't come here to listen to old 70's music." Leon shook his head, and walked all the way into Chris's apartment.

Chris was oblivious to the fact cause he was too busy trying to dance.

Carlos sneered, then walked into the apartment standing next to Leon who had been shaking his head and holding back laughs.

As the song began to fade out, Chris did one final turn around(think Michael Jackson) and hit the STOP button.

"Phew that was-whoa! sh-" Chris stuttered as he fell backwards onto the floor.

"What the hell are you tryin to do? You scared the bejebus outta me!" Chris held his chest

"Yeah, and you scared me with that dancin IF you wanna call it that, of yours." Leon chuckled

Chris's face got a little pale

"How...How long have you been standing there?" Chris seethed.

"Long enough..." Leon simply

"Yeah, long enough to see that you can't dance." Carlos laughed aloud

Chris got up and into their faces.

"This never happened!" Chris eyed both Carlos and Leon evilly (yes that's a word) Chris took his beloved stereo back to the guest room and hid it in the back of the closet.

"Ugh, what are you guys doing here anyway!?" Chris asked irritated

"Well, Rebecca went over to Claire's house, so I decided to chill here for the rest of the day." Carlos shrugged.

"Without calling?" Chris shook his head

"Uh....yeah.." Carlos scoffed and sat down on the couch

"Hmm...same story Claire told me to go do something since she was inviting the girls over for some reason. Leon shrugged.

"Man, and here I thought I had the house to myself, why does every one wanna come over my house!? Freeloaders..." Chris thought to himself.

"It's ok Chris, the 70's were a hip time, uh just not now..." Leon laughed and went into the kitchen to help himself to the goodies inside.

"What are you doing?" Chris asked the obvious

"Uh, I'm helping myself to a tasty lookin sandwich on the left next to the milk." Leon said bluntly.

"Eh, Leon what else does he have in there?" Carlos asked from his place on the couch.

"Hmm...a couple beers, some cheesecake, and this looks like some hot- dogs." Leon said hesitantly.

"Hot-dogs? Great I'll fry em up real quick, oh and take those beers out its hot in here" Carlos said joining Leon in the kitchen.

"Whoa, Whoa Whoa! Hold up! Number one this is not a buffet and number two those aren't hot-dogs." Chris yelled to get their attention since they were just raiding his refrigerator.

"What ya mean?" Carlos asked observing the "things" that looked liked hot- dogs. "There uh...tacos." Chris said a bit nervously

Leon made a disgusted looking face trying to see how on earth these things were tacos.

"Ugh...that is the ugliest taco I've ever seen." Carlos sneered.

"Yeah Taco Bell does better than that." Leon shook his head at the abomination "What you got against Taco Bell"? Carlos asked "It's the devil's food they need to call it Taco Hell, I remember I got food poisoning from that place." Leon winced at the painful memory.

"You Americans, can't even make tacos right." Carlos shook his head

"Anyway Chris, I thought you could cook way better than this." Leon continued to stare at the "thing" supposedly taco.

"That's because I didn't make it...Jill did...." Chris sighed.

"What?" Was all Carlos could muttered

"Jill?...Jill, made this piece of crap?" Leon asked bewildered.

Chris looked at the "taco" then at Leon and Carlos. "Yep" Chris said nodding his head

"Ewww." Carlos and Leon said at the same time

"She didn't even cook the meat all the way!?" Leon said poking the "taco"

"So your here to tell me that you do all the cooking?" Carlos asked.

Chris sighed (AN: Translation "Yes")

The room was silently until Leon broke it with an outburst of laughter. Carlos wanted to start laughing too but this was Chris and you gotta be careful with those Redfields and their minute patience factor.

Chris gave Leon an evil glance...basically saying shut the hell up before I kick the snot out of you.

Leon broke his laughter and got quiet immediately.

"...Sorry..." Leon snickered out.

Leon, Chris and Carlos were sitting in the living room. Since the girls had chased them away so that they could talk, they found out that why they shouldn't do the same thing. But its not easy when your minds a blank. Chris sat down on the couch near the sliding glass window, Carlos on one of the kitchen chairs he had brought into the room as did Leon. They sat starring at.....well..nothing. But then Chris got tired of the ever-growing silence.

"Anyway, what's new with you guys?" Chris asked sitting down on the couch near the sliding glass window.

"Well, I was planning a romantic evening for Rebecca, a small dinner with some classy music then a back rub for my lovely lady then...well you know." Carlos grinned.

"Hmm...sounds like a soap opera scene." Chris rolled his eyes somewhat.

"Hey don't be mad cause I thought of it and you didn't." Carlos with that evident sound of pride in his voice.

"You'd do that for Bec?" Leon said with a tired voice.

"He's doing it to keep her fixated on him," Chris said, a little annoyed. He was tired of sitting there while the girls were talking about things that was top secret, cause frankly he wanted to know.

"Hell no, I wouldn't play around with her." The serious expression on his face indicated that he liked how things were going.(AN: In short he feels smart) But a single sarcastic laugh from Chris made his good mood change in a blink of an eye.

"And what is that laughter supposed to mean? Are you insinuating that my methods of wooing don't work?" Carlos turned around and faced Chris completely.

"Insinuating? No. Flat out telling you." Chris smirked

The young Latino was beginning to get pissed now and stood up.

"Come on, Carlos. Admit it, what you call wooing is actually just a desperate attempt to keep Bec in the sack with you." Chris shook his head.

"Okay Chris, you've insulted my pride...and that means death!" Carlos snapped in a fast Spanish accent.

Chris grinned and sat up straight from the couch and stared Carlos with a pair of malicious eyes.

"Oh yeah? "When you tried "woo" Jill the first time with 'All the foxy ladies love my accent, it drives them crazy' "Yeah that's really gonna work" Chris sneered

There was a long silence between the two of them. Carlos made a face and sat back down.

"That was just one time........I was unprepared. Besides......Rebecca likes it when I do that, and we're a...uh... thing now, so there."

"Speaking of girls, how are you and Jill nowadays?" Leon asked to shut both of them up.

Chris smiled and put both hands on the back of his head and took a deep breath before letting a happy sigh escape his mouth.

"Couldn't be better. We spend the most amazing time together. There is not a second I'm with her, that I feel bored. But......lately I have felt that she is...how do you say......bored of the easy life we are living."

"What are you saying.......? Do you think she would prefer another disaster caused by Umbrella?" Carlos added cynically.

"It would have been exciting, but heaven forbid that it would happen again. I would never ask for a threat like Umbrella to launch an army of their pets just to kill some boredom."

"Well, spoken, Chris," Leon said and clapped his hands.

"Yeah, yeah, well me and Jill... I guess she's just not up for those romantic evening type things." Chris shook his head.

"What are you thinking, women melt when you pamper them." Carlos said trying to sound like the voice of reason.

"Thank you Dr. Oliveira." Chris replied sarcastically

"Well, Leon why don't you tell Chris all the kinky stuff you and Claire do?" Carlos suggested.

"Nah, that's okay." Leon and Chris replied in unison

"Hmm...why not?" Carlos prodded

"Cause, I'm not interested in my sister's sex life." Chris answered in a cynical way.

"Uh...and I'm not interested in getting my neck broken." Leon said scratching his head.

"Tch, you guys are no fun." Carlos pouted

"You know, you and Rebecca are great for each other." Chris complemented

"Why you say that?" Carlos asked

"Cause your both annoying!" Chris spat

"Hey!" Carlos suddenly realized

"Guys please..." Leon said trying to maintain some peace between the two.

"He started it!" Carlos replied so he could get the last say.

Leon threw up his hands in defeat.

"Chill out Leon, your being too uptight." Carlos laughed a little

"Yeah I heard that Claire was disappointed in you earlier today. That's why they are talking in secret. You don't know my sister THAT well, Leon." Chris smiled at that fact.

"I'm doing this to throw her off guard.......so that I can surprise her with something special." Leon said in a serious tone of voice.

"What happened?" Carlos asked

"Here we go..." Chris sighed

"Well, it's not so much as of what happened but what's going to happened." Leon shifted in the kitchen seat.

"What's going to happen?" Chris asked a little nervously.

"Well,...I'm thinking...thinking about..." Leon stuttered with his words.

"About what!?" Chris asked impatiently "Spit it out man." Carlos encouraged

"Well, I was thinking about asking Claire to marry me..." Leon said a little absent mindedly

Carlos blinked and turned a little pale.

"M-Marriage? Carlos said feeling a little sick. That was a forbidden word in his vocabulary as well as commitment, "I do" and "I love you" especially "I love you" that can get a guy killed y'know.

Chris was taking awhile to absorb all of this.

"You wanna marry my sister?" Chris asked as if Leon where a stranger.

"Yeah I love her to death...I mean why not?" Leon shrugged.

"Your a crazy man Leon, don't you think its a little too soon?" Carlos shook his head

"What makes me so crazy?" Leon asked in a mild mannered tone

"Well, for one: your marrying my sister and two: your committing yourself to my sister...forever..." Chris said with a sinister look trying to get Leon to change his mind.

"Hmm..." was all Leon could say.

"Well, how are you gonna pop the big one?" Carlos asked

"I dunno, I was thinking maybe a trip somewhere just the two of us." Leon shrugged "That's sounds good." Carlos said nodding in agreement

"Chris?" Leon asked

"...Let's get one thing straight Leon...if you hurt or upset my sister in anyway, it will be gameover for you...understand?" Chris said with a calm tone

"...Understood." Leon gulped

"Good..." Chris smiled (fake of course)

As if on cue Jill opened the door followed by Rebecca and Claire.

"Oh hey Carlos and Leon." Jill greeted walking into the kitchen.

Rebecca gave a wave to Leon and Chris and gave Carlos a peck on the cheek. She then sat down next to Chris on the couch.

Claire smiled at Chris and Carlos and than sat on Leon's lap with a thud.

"Hey Leon, what have you guys been up to while we where gone?" Claire asked

"...Err..uh just talking." Leon replied a bit nervously to her.

"Well, you guys won't believe this but, we're going on a trip!" Claire smiled gleefully

"Not...again..." Carlos sighed hard

"Just hear me out, I've called for reservations in Aspen for all 6 of us isn't that great?" Claire smiled.

Chris shook his head...

"Here we go again." Chris sighed

"Chris?" Jill called from the kitchen "Yeah?" Chris called back.

"Did you like the tacos I made for you?" Jill smiled warmly

Chris, Carlos and Leon all exchanged glances with each other... *** A/N:*Phew Chapter 3 is outta my way now,SPECIAL THANKS: To Darkness for helping me with parts of this chapter! Oh and The Bee Gee's song "Stayin Alive" ain't mine it's an old 70's song which is pretty good for it's time if you know the song it's makes that scene a lot more funnier if you don't know it download it I'm pretty sure you'll find it on Kazaa of WinMX.And no offense to those who eat Taco Bell but it is nasty I'm sorry...

Things To Think About: How come Jill can't cook?

Next Chapter: The Airplane Ride...this should be fun right?

Peace all Oblivion/Angel