You came back! No wait, more like I FOUND you! Everyone was wrong, I bloody told them so, it was all a joke, I said you can't be dead and I was right! Okay so maybe it wasn't really a joke, but you're back and safe now, on the bed next to me in the hospital wing, aren't you? Oh, and guess what? That Lockhart git is a sodding fake! He didn't do anything he wrote in those stupid books of his (that only Hermione would've read), he stole them all of them from people and then used a Memory Charm on them, that disgusting liar! Can you BELIEVE that idiot?! Defence against the Dark Arts, my foot! Defence against Bad Hair Days, more like! Mind you, I'm not the LEAST surprised, I always said there was something not right about him, but did anyone believe me? Not one! So that's 1 million points to Ronald Weasley and 0 points to Hogwarts, HAH!
I was the one who figured out the entrance to the Chamber is in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom, you know? Although she wasn't very helpful at all, took bloody forever to tell us how she died, like I cared, honestly! There I was trying to get to you and she was just going on and on about her death like it was the most exciting thing that ever happened to her. I'm not surprised if it really is. If any ghosts need to be murdered for good, this one bloody does! If we've gotten to you too late because of her, I swear I'd turn her solid then flush her down that favourite toilet bowl of hers!
Good thing Harry can speak Parseltongue and got the entrance to the Chamber opened. It must be nice, isn't it, to be able to talk to snakes. Then maybe I'd have been able to find you myself, to be your hero. Just like how we used to pretend you were the princess and I was the knight to save you from the evil overlord, remember? But all thanks to that Lockhart, Harry had to go look for you alone because I was trapped behind a stonewall with that sod. He very stupidly used my broken wand to cast a Memory Charm on me which backfired and threw him against the rocks that came crumbling down. Sad case can't even remember his own name now, serves him right, I say!
I'm so glad you're back, Gin, you have no idea how scared I was. Not many things in this world can scare me, you know. But I was scared, more scared than when Fred turned my teddy bear into a spider, even more scared than when I came face to face with Argog and that thing is the size of a Hippogriff! There were animal bones all over the Chamber floor... I knew you were still alive but it was scary. And then after for-bloody-ever, I heard Harry's voice and he said he's got you and that you're okay, I could've kissed Lockhart right there- not really, no way, bleurg! You were crying so hard when I saw you.. what happened in there, Ginny? You'll tell me all about it when you wake up, won't you? I'll tell you what happened when you were in there, been a while since we exchanged any bedtime stories, eh?
Why did you write in that diary, Gin? A diary that writes back, is that the creepiest thing on earth, or what?! You could've written to me, you know. You used to tell me everything. I can't believe you kept something so big from me! I'm not mad at you, don't worry, I'm just- I guess I've been a bad brother, haven't I? If I'd paid more attention to you, none of this would have happened. But that's going to change, I swear, I'm not losing you again. But I've got to go now, Mum and Dad are still here and they're looking for me. I'll leave this letter and the one I wrote yesterday on your pillow so you can read them when you wake up, okay? Reply, if you want to, I'll be your diary now, a non-evil one this time!
Welcome back, little sister, and this is the last time I'm ever playing hide-and-seek with you again, hear you me!
Love, Ron.
