Tasuki: *after recovering from minor heart attack* … *whiny voice* Can we go hommmeee nowww??
Chichiri: *gives him a look*
Tasuki: Oh right … *gets the kesa … puts it flat on the ground and gets the staff and holds it up in front of him*
Chichiri: *gives him another look and puts paw on one part of the staff*
*Chiri and Mitsukake kinda walk/hop onto the kesa*
*teleports back*
…………………………
*appears back in living room*
Tasuki: Wow…that was a great trip .. let's do it again sometime!! *looks down with pissed/sarcastic expression* GOOD JOB, CHICHIRI! *walks off grumbling … randomly decides to take a shower … gets blindfold and ties it on before getting in* …………………HOLY CRAP! YES! I'M BACK! *runs out of shower, forgets that he's butt naked … and runs down the stairs … gathers horrified animals and runs back up the stairs … then chucks them into the shower*
Tasuki: I figgered it out!! *remembers to put a towel this time…* HOT WATTAAAAA *turns it up REALLY hot*
………*really long pause* ………………
Mitsukake, Chichiri, and Chiri: *looks at each other … looks at themselves … takes in deep breath* ………… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tasuki: *laughs* You're nakey!!
Mitsukake: You're short!! *punches him*
Tasuki: … @.@ … *unconscious*
………………………………*another really long pause* ………………………
Everyone else: *running screaming out of the shower to their rooms*
~~ 10 minutes later …
*all three walk out of the room at the same time … clothed*
Chiri: I think it's time we should start thinking about where Mits is …
Chichiri: yeah no da…
Mitsukake: Maybe she went to … Spain?
Chiri and Chichiri: *nodnod* Methinks so (no da)
*teleports to Spain … yes … we left Tasuki in the bathroom with just a towel on … passed out*
Everyone: *sees Mits having a mental breakdown on the side of the road in the middle of Spain*
Mits: *screaming* YO NO HABLO ESPANOL!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH *rocking back and forth in a fetal position*
Everyone: *shakes heads … approach her … drag her back*
*back at the apartment … again*
Mits: Where the fuck were you guys?! JEEZ … I was having the WORST time of my life … and FINALLY … FOUR HOURS LATER … YOU GUYS FINALLY DECIDE MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO LOOK FOR ME!!
Mitsukake: It was a good first guess …
Mits: … Yeah well…
Chichiri and Chiri: *silent*
Mits: So … what happened?
All three: Nothing (no da)
Mits: … four hours passed and nothing happened?
All three: Nope (no da)
Mits: … where's Tasuki?
All three: Sleeping (no da)
Mits: Okay … …… *goes into kitchen and gets some ICE COLD lemonade …* Want some?
All three: *back away* N-no … (da)
Mits: You sure? It's really cold!!
All three: We're sure (no da)
Mits: But it's really hot out!! *looks at them all sweating* Have some dammit!!
All three: NO!! ( DA!!) *all scatter, running upstairs*
Mits: …whatever… *walks upstairs, decides to take a shower* … *walks in … finds Tasuki 'sleeping' on the floor … in a towel … comfy* … What the hell … *kicks him out*
*Tasuki rolls lifelessly into the hallway*
*Mitsukake, Chiri, and Chichiri walk out and start to drag his body into his room*
Mits: *busts out the bathroom door, armed with plastic dinky little water gun … with cold water …* I'll cool you off another way!! MUHAHAHHAHA!! WATER WAR!!! *starts shooting madly*
All three: *screaming madly, running in all directions … going into each others' rooms … blahblahblah*
Mits: *goes after Chiri, who dives into the nearest room … which would be Mits' room* MUHAHAHHAHAH!!!! *busts open door and shoots her right in the face* MUAHHAHAHAH!!! I GOT YOU!! I … got … *looks down at little black piggie* … you … …………………………AHHHHHHH!!!!! What the hell?!?!?! *big eyes, staring* ……*slowly closes the door and runs screaming to Chichiri* CHICHIRI! CHICHIRI! SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG WITH CHIRI!
Chichiri: I know no da . Shoot me no da
Mits: o.0 *raises water pistol and shoots him* ………………………………*turns around and runs to Mitsukake* MITSUKAKE! MITSUKAKE! SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH CHICHIRI ANNNDD CHIRI!! REALLY WRONG!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *busts open his door and sees him standing there, with a blank look on his face*
Mitsukake: You'd better not try that on me …
Mits: …mwahahhaa……*shoots water gun right smack in Mitsukake's face* I TRIED IT! SO NYYYYYAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH …………………………*looks up* Hey, where'd ya go? … *slowly looks down to the sound of the chirping* … holy crap …*picks up the clothes and sees a tiny chickadee flapping his wings madly and chirping constantly* …what … is going on here ……*turns around and runs toward Tasuki's room, banging on the door really hard* TASUKI TASUKI THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH CHICHIRI, CHIRI, AAAANNNNDDD MITSUKAKE!! YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW US TOO?!?!? GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!!!
Tasuki: …*slowly opens door … awake … and clothed … lol* … *looks around the hallway … and sees a pig, fox, and a bird staring at him* … oh jeez … *runs past Mits and gathers up the animals again, shoving them in the shower and blasting the hot water* *runs out of the bathroom and slams the door behind him … and locks it so Mits won't get in*
Mits: …What the fuck is going on?!?! *shoots him with the gun* TALK!! …………………… *stares at Tasuki* … holy … *busts out laughing* What happened to you?!?! *keeps laughing*
Tasuki: Shuddup. *sweatdrop*
*hears banging and clashing of stuff inside the bathroom*
Chiri: GET ME OUTTA HERE DAMN IT!!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR?!?!? *beating the door down*
Mits: … now they're back?
Tasuki: Yep. *whips out blackboard and a piece of chalk* *starts writing* Hot Water = good … Cold Water = bad … get it now?
Mits: Kinda. … Lemme just think about this for awhile … *walks into room, slams door, and locks it* ……
*pause*
Mits: ………………AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *silence*
Tasuki: o_o;; She took that better than we expected … *hears chaos and havoc in the bathroom* … OH SHIT! *whips open the door and gets run over by Chiri in the lead, followed by Chichiri and Mitsukake* … oww…
*scene changes back to Mits, sitting in the armchair, closing the huge book*
Mits: … and Tasuki, without Mitsukake, would have had to endure about three weeks worth of broken bones and injuries … The end. *coughs* Well that story sucked ass! *gets up and walks out*
Chiri: *breaks back in* SOOO in conclusion: we turn into animals … little tiny animals … except for Tasuki … who is a woman … *laughs hysterically* … and Mits, who has to care for our sorry asses. Ha ha ha ha!! *throws the book in the fire and runs THROUGH the door, screaming and yelling at the top of her lungs*
The end.
…and she's gonna be okay …