Book 1: The Fellowship of The Bling-bling
Chapter 2: The Music of the Past
Rumours of strange things came to the East Side of Middle-Ghetto, and Notorious G.T.G was kept busy with his various media appearances for many years. MC F.b, though had managed quite a few number 1's without his help. Luckily though, at the after-party of the Gamgee's Awards, Notorious and MC F.b met, they returned to Da Shire. They began to discuss the bling-bling. 'In ways it is more powerful than I ever imagined MC F.b So powerful that he who wears it next to his Boodles and Dunthorpe 24 carat sovereign bling- bling, could become the Hippest of the Hip, the Coolest of the Cool, the Funkiest of the Funky!!!, you get what I mean? If this happened MC F.b then Middle-Ghetto as we know it, would never be the same.' explained Notorious. 'But how and why Gandyman?' asked MC F.b 'There were several bling-blings made. A musical performer who wears this bling-bling MC F.b will.eventually.(starts to stutter) produce a bad record.' said Notorious. 'A bad record?!, that's terrible, why would a dude make such a bling- bling?' asked MC F.b Notorious G.T.G shakes his head. 'Is that why my homie, Grandmaster Bilbo was so successful? Because he had this bling-bling of power?' MC F.b asked 'Hell no MC F.b, Grand B has talent, real talent and don't let no boy tell you he don't, aiight?' MC F.b and Notorious G.T.G touch knuckles. 'But Grand B was tempted by the bling-bling's power. he was a rap superstar, he lived large, he had a big house, he had 5 cars. But he was wanting more. Where is the bling-bling MC F.b? MC F.b pulls it from the pocket of his Armani Jeans and hands it to Notorious. 'Can you see any markings on the bling-bling?' Notorious asks. They saw none, and Notorious threw it into the marble fireplace. 'Now hold it up MC F.b, and what d'ya see my homie?' Notorious asked. As they looked at the bling-bling, MC F.b saw lines that looked like proper writing. the kind they taught in schools. 'I can't read it G.T.G, its wrote proper, y'know like, what they teach in skool, skool for fool' said MC F.b 'I see. let me try.' Notorious said.
'One bling-bling to rule them all, One bling-bling to find them One bling-bling to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.'
Notorious G.T.G shook his bandana'd head. 'This is the main bling-bling, the one he lost, the one he wants back. We can't let him get it MC F.b or the West Side will be ruined. Our record sales will plummet, our street cred will crash and burn, and our beats will no longer have the Middle-Ghetto in a craze. We'll become has-been's!!!' Notorious shouted. 'Whatcha been smokin' Notorious?' asked MC F.b 'Sau'ron, my young rapper, Sau'ron. The rumours you have heard are true, he is making a comeback! Notorious G.T.G exclaimed. 'I wish this could not happen' said MC F.b worryingly. 'As do we all, the 1st time was bad enough. But the enemy still lacks 1 thing, real talent. This is what the bling-bling can give him. Word on TRL has it that The Shadow's have also been in the studio, mixing some new tunes. Wit only 2 number 1's to their name, this could be baaad' explained Notorious. 'So what happened G.T.G?' asked MC F.b 'The bling-bling was stolen, at a contest, a battle of words if you may. Sadly there was a drive-by afterwards and the bling-bling was lost. It fell into a nearby drain and washed up on Morog Beach. It got into the hands of 2 very sick and twisted individuals.' Notorious said. 'Not back-up dancers!' exclaimed MC F.b 'Yes MC, 2 back-up dancers called Smeagol and Deagol. In short they had a dance-off and Smeagol won. Unfortunately he tried to make a better career for himself but failed baaadly. He became known as The Artist formerly known as Smeagol. Or Gollum for short. Which in the industry means 'reject'. 'Gollum? that Grandmaster Bilbo knew?' questioned MC F.b 'Yes, a rather sad story really, back-up dancers are back-up dancers, that's all they ever will be.' explained Notorious. 'True my homie' MC F.b said as he touched knuckles with Notorious G.T.G again. 'Grandmaster Bilbo, was meant to find that bling-bling MC F.b, not to add to his collection of bling, but for some other reason that I am sure will be explained later in this story of grooviness. Unfortunately, Gollum travelled to Mordor, the East Side and no doubt now, he is being tortured wit baaaad music. But the enemy is now on its way, to Da Shire. 'Can't we destroy it?' asked MC F.b 'We can only destroy the bling-bling by throwing it into the oven of the canteen which lies deep inside Mt Doom Records . The East Side's record company. So MC F.b what will you do?' 'I will travel to the East Side!' I will save Da Shire!' And dat was dat. (Oh and frequent mc-ing partner Sam G, decided to go aswell)
Chapter 2: The Music of the Past
Rumours of strange things came to the East Side of Middle-Ghetto, and Notorious G.T.G was kept busy with his various media appearances for many years. MC F.b, though had managed quite a few number 1's without his help. Luckily though, at the after-party of the Gamgee's Awards, Notorious and MC F.b met, they returned to Da Shire. They began to discuss the bling-bling. 'In ways it is more powerful than I ever imagined MC F.b So powerful that he who wears it next to his Boodles and Dunthorpe 24 carat sovereign bling- bling, could become the Hippest of the Hip, the Coolest of the Cool, the Funkiest of the Funky!!!, you get what I mean? If this happened MC F.b then Middle-Ghetto as we know it, would never be the same.' explained Notorious. 'But how and why Gandyman?' asked MC F.b 'There were several bling-blings made. A musical performer who wears this bling-bling MC F.b will.eventually.(starts to stutter) produce a bad record.' said Notorious. 'A bad record?!, that's terrible, why would a dude make such a bling- bling?' asked MC F.b Notorious G.T.G shakes his head. 'Is that why my homie, Grandmaster Bilbo was so successful? Because he had this bling-bling of power?' MC F.b asked 'Hell no MC F.b, Grand B has talent, real talent and don't let no boy tell you he don't, aiight?' MC F.b and Notorious G.T.G touch knuckles. 'But Grand B was tempted by the bling-bling's power. he was a rap superstar, he lived large, he had a big house, he had 5 cars. But he was wanting more. Where is the bling-bling MC F.b? MC F.b pulls it from the pocket of his Armani Jeans and hands it to Notorious. 'Can you see any markings on the bling-bling?' Notorious asks. They saw none, and Notorious threw it into the marble fireplace. 'Now hold it up MC F.b, and what d'ya see my homie?' Notorious asked. As they looked at the bling-bling, MC F.b saw lines that looked like proper writing. the kind they taught in schools. 'I can't read it G.T.G, its wrote proper, y'know like, what they teach in skool, skool for fool' said MC F.b 'I see. let me try.' Notorious said.
'One bling-bling to rule them all, One bling-bling to find them One bling-bling to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.'
Notorious G.T.G shook his bandana'd head. 'This is the main bling-bling, the one he lost, the one he wants back. We can't let him get it MC F.b or the West Side will be ruined. Our record sales will plummet, our street cred will crash and burn, and our beats will no longer have the Middle-Ghetto in a craze. We'll become has-been's!!!' Notorious shouted. 'Whatcha been smokin' Notorious?' asked MC F.b 'Sau'ron, my young rapper, Sau'ron. The rumours you have heard are true, he is making a comeback! Notorious G.T.G exclaimed. 'I wish this could not happen' said MC F.b worryingly. 'As do we all, the 1st time was bad enough. But the enemy still lacks 1 thing, real talent. This is what the bling-bling can give him. Word on TRL has it that The Shadow's have also been in the studio, mixing some new tunes. Wit only 2 number 1's to their name, this could be baaad' explained Notorious. 'So what happened G.T.G?' asked MC F.b 'The bling-bling was stolen, at a contest, a battle of words if you may. Sadly there was a drive-by afterwards and the bling-bling was lost. It fell into a nearby drain and washed up on Morog Beach. It got into the hands of 2 very sick and twisted individuals.' Notorious said. 'Not back-up dancers!' exclaimed MC F.b 'Yes MC, 2 back-up dancers called Smeagol and Deagol. In short they had a dance-off and Smeagol won. Unfortunately he tried to make a better career for himself but failed baaadly. He became known as The Artist formerly known as Smeagol. Or Gollum for short. Which in the industry means 'reject'. 'Gollum? that Grandmaster Bilbo knew?' questioned MC F.b 'Yes, a rather sad story really, back-up dancers are back-up dancers, that's all they ever will be.' explained Notorious. 'True my homie' MC F.b said as he touched knuckles with Notorious G.T.G again. 'Grandmaster Bilbo, was meant to find that bling-bling MC F.b, not to add to his collection of bling, but for some other reason that I am sure will be explained later in this story of grooviness. Unfortunately, Gollum travelled to Mordor, the East Side and no doubt now, he is being tortured wit baaaad music. But the enemy is now on its way, to Da Shire. 'Can't we destroy it?' asked MC F.b 'We can only destroy the bling-bling by throwing it into the oven of the canteen which lies deep inside Mt Doom Records . The East Side's record company. So MC F.b what will you do?' 'I will travel to the East Side!' I will save Da Shire!' And dat was dat. (Oh and frequent mc-ing partner Sam G, decided to go aswell)