Book 1: The Fellowship of The Bling-bling

Chapter 3: Three Homies is Company

MC F.b was reluctant to leave Da Shire. He was rapidly climbing the tree of coolness and he had just been named Sexiest Homie in Muzique Magazine. If he left for da East, then he might come back to no career. 'You must go MC F.b, find Mt Doom Records and destroy the bling-bling' urged Notorious G.T.G When gossip came that MC F.b was selling his crib, other homies believed that he was returning home, to the projects. Notorious G.T.G stayed in Da Shire for 2 months, enjoying the success of his latest album, 'I ain't going nowhere.' But one day he told MC F.b that a video shoot needed him and he would return again.

While filming an episode of Survivor: Da Shire, MC F.b and his fellow homies, Sam G, Mezza B and P.Tooky. They met a famous entrepreneur called Gildor Gates, the brains behind Elvensoft [Tm]. 'Hello there MC F.b, what are you doing in this part of the middle ghetto eh?' 'We are filming Survivor: Da Shire, a celebrity episode. What do you know of the Shadows Mr Gates? we've seen a few in the last couple of days.' MC F.b replied. The other geeks and Gildor did not speak for a while. 'You may come with us, hop in our limo and we'll be on our way!' said Gildor. There was an uncomfortable feeling during the ride in the limo that the homies sensed. It could have been the lack of Kristal in the fridge or the N*Sync, playing on the radio. The homies found themselves being kicked out of the limo when P.Tooky decided it was time for some break dancing.nuff said. When speaking with Gildor Gates though, MC F.b found that the courage he needed to have on this journey, didn't lie at the bottom of a Kristal bottle, but in unlikely places he was told. MC F.b decided that it was probably when trying to attempt to look good in anything but designer threads.