Book 1: The Fellowship of The Bling-bling
Chapter 5: A Whole Lotta Stuff Unmasked
The homies arrived at MC F.b's new crib. One of Mezza B's boys, Fat Bo' had been looking after the place while they filmed Survivor: Da Shire. They sat down to a bucket of hot wings. 'So F.b, ma' boy, wats all this bizness going on then?' asked Mezza B.
'Mezza B, let the man finish his hot wings, I tell you what happened' said P.Tooky.
He put his hot wing on to the plate. 'Right, those thangs we keep seein' are The Shadows. They used to be a group, but they split and now some boy called Sau-Ron, with an invisible e on then end, say it with me Mezza boy' asked P.Tooky. 'Sau-Roooooone' they both said. 'Well Sau-Ron, had this bling-bling you see, and he wants it bak. So he got The Shadows bak together to help him. You know the Shadows, that reeeally baaaad group, no Muzique to ya ears, I tell ya now' explained P.Tooky 'Dang' Mezza B said, 'But I knew bout the bling-bling already' he added. 'How did ya know about the bling-bling?' asked MC F.b 'Boy, I known bout the bling-bling for time. It was before the rave. I were walking down the street, and I see Grandmaster Bilbo. Then I see the paparazzi comin' and I turn round, and Grandmaster B gone! Naturally, I stopped and let them take a few pics of me, least I could do. I then found Bilbo in some V.I.P club, putting a bling-bling into his pocket. I stayed, I partied, I drank some Kristal, I danced. We set the roof on fire! And dat was dat. I knew about the bling-bling.
MC F.b later on had something to say. 'I'm bouncin' into The Odd Forest'. He admitted. 'No man, you can't do dat, why would you put yourself through dat, tell me dat?' said Fred Boy, another one of Mezza B's boys, who was fond of saying dat. 'I know.I know, but I gotta. I'll be cool' said MC F.b MC F.b hoped he would be anyways. The Odd Forest held many strange rumours. People heard weird creatures within the Forest. But MC F.b was not worried, it was just a bad part of the hood to him. MC F.b thought it would be safe to travel through this forest as The Shadows, who were also a rap group, maybe also would wonder about what really went on in the forest. 'Well I'm warning ya boys, you might get affected. People come outta them woods all fruit-looped y'know. Said Fred Boy.
But they were going.
Chapter 5: A Whole Lotta Stuff Unmasked
The homies arrived at MC F.b's new crib. One of Mezza B's boys, Fat Bo' had been looking after the place while they filmed Survivor: Da Shire. They sat down to a bucket of hot wings. 'So F.b, ma' boy, wats all this bizness going on then?' asked Mezza B.
'Mezza B, let the man finish his hot wings, I tell you what happened' said P.Tooky.
He put his hot wing on to the plate. 'Right, those thangs we keep seein' are The Shadows. They used to be a group, but they split and now some boy called Sau-Ron, with an invisible e on then end, say it with me Mezza boy' asked P.Tooky. 'Sau-Roooooone' they both said. 'Well Sau-Ron, had this bling-bling you see, and he wants it bak. So he got The Shadows bak together to help him. You know the Shadows, that reeeally baaaad group, no Muzique to ya ears, I tell ya now' explained P.Tooky 'Dang' Mezza B said, 'But I knew bout the bling-bling already' he added. 'How did ya know about the bling-bling?' asked MC F.b 'Boy, I known bout the bling-bling for time. It was before the rave. I were walking down the street, and I see Grandmaster Bilbo. Then I see the paparazzi comin' and I turn round, and Grandmaster B gone! Naturally, I stopped and let them take a few pics of me, least I could do. I then found Bilbo in some V.I.P club, putting a bling-bling into his pocket. I stayed, I partied, I drank some Kristal, I danced. We set the roof on fire! And dat was dat. I knew about the bling-bling.
MC F.b later on had something to say. 'I'm bouncin' into The Odd Forest'. He admitted. 'No man, you can't do dat, why would you put yourself through dat, tell me dat?' said Fred Boy, another one of Mezza B's boys, who was fond of saying dat. 'I know.I know, but I gotta. I'll be cool' said MC F.b MC F.b hoped he would be anyways. The Odd Forest held many strange rumours. People heard weird creatures within the Forest. But MC F.b was not worried, it was just a bad part of the hood to him. MC F.b thought it would be safe to travel through this forest as The Shadows, who were also a rap group, maybe also would wonder about what really went on in the forest. 'Well I'm warning ya boys, you might get affected. People come outta them woods all fruit-looped y'know. Said Fred Boy.
But they were going.