Shopping With Wrestlers
Big Show
Disclaimer: Again, I only own myself.
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Big Show: -walks into the same small store, which has inexplicably become a Big & Tall-
Jadyn: Hello, and welcome to my clothiers. Without looking at you, I will assume you are big and/or tall. Your name, sir or madam? -under her breath- Hopefully sir.
BS: I'm the Big Show.
Jadyn: -looks up, and her eyes continue going up for a full minute. She then emits a loud scream and runs behind Kurt Angle, who has still not left the store and is still eating all her Pockys-
KA: Hey, Jadyn, do you have any more food?
Jadyn: -in a whisper- Protect me, Kurt.
BS: I need some new sweatpants. That stupid Brit, Regal, pissed all over mine.
Jadyn: Okay, um, what color would you like?
BS: -rolls eyes- Gray.
Jadyn: -trembling, she hands him a stack of size XXXXXL sweatpants, all gray-
BS: Thanks. -goes into the dressing room-
KA: I'm thirsty. Do you have any milk?
Jadyn: No. -warily eyes the dressing room- Is he… dangerous?
KA: Big Show? Nah. Not really. Well, that is, unless you pee on his leg. Then you're in trouble.
BS: -bursts out of the dressing room happily, wearing a pair of the pants- These are perfect! Thank you so much! -lifts Jadyn, who happens to be 5'4, 105 lbs., up into a hug-
Jadyn: -strangled- You're welcome. That will be ten dollars.
BS: -throws a twenty down on the counter- Keep the change. I've got to go find Regal. -runs out the door, taking half of it along with him-
Jadyn: -has gone into the dressing room to get the other pairs of sweatpants. Comes running out with a pair of gigantic jeans- WAIT, Mr. Big Show, you… forgot… your… jeans. -sighs-
Jadyn and KA: -watch BS run down the street-
KA: -pauses- Are you sure you don't have any milk?
Jadyn: -hits the side of his head-
Big Show
Disclaimer: Again, I only own myself.
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Big Show: -walks into the same small store, which has inexplicably become a Big & Tall-
Jadyn: Hello, and welcome to my clothiers. Without looking at you, I will assume you are big and/or tall. Your name, sir or madam? -under her breath- Hopefully sir.
BS: I'm the Big Show.
Jadyn: -looks up, and her eyes continue going up for a full minute. She then emits a loud scream and runs behind Kurt Angle, who has still not left the store and is still eating all her Pockys-
KA: Hey, Jadyn, do you have any more food?
Jadyn: -in a whisper- Protect me, Kurt.
BS: I need some new sweatpants. That stupid Brit, Regal, pissed all over mine.
Jadyn: Okay, um, what color would you like?
BS: -rolls eyes- Gray.
Jadyn: -trembling, she hands him a stack of size XXXXXL sweatpants, all gray-
BS: Thanks. -goes into the dressing room-
KA: I'm thirsty. Do you have any milk?
Jadyn: No. -warily eyes the dressing room- Is he… dangerous?
KA: Big Show? Nah. Not really. Well, that is, unless you pee on his leg. Then you're in trouble.
BS: -bursts out of the dressing room happily, wearing a pair of the pants- These are perfect! Thank you so much! -lifts Jadyn, who happens to be 5'4, 105 lbs., up into a hug-
Jadyn: -strangled- You're welcome. That will be ten dollars.
BS: -throws a twenty down on the counter- Keep the change. I've got to go find Regal. -runs out the door, taking half of it along with him-
Jadyn: -has gone into the dressing room to get the other pairs of sweatpants. Comes running out with a pair of gigantic jeans- WAIT, Mr. Big Show, you… forgot… your… jeans. -sighs-
Jadyn and KA: -watch BS run down the street-
KA: -pauses- Are you sure you don't have any milk?
Jadyn: -hits the side of his head-