Shopping With Wrestlers
Shane McMahon
Disclaimer: I still own me.
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Shane McMahon: -walks in the store, which is now a furniture store, whistling his theme song-
SM: Here comes the money, baby!
Jadyn: -rabidly- WHERE? WHERE, DAMN YOU?
SM: Hold on, I'M the money!
Jadyn: -is upset for a minute, but then eyes SM and brightens- You may not be money, but you're HOT! What can I do for you? -wiggles eyebrows suggestively-
SM: I need a new ultra-plush, ultra-expensive leather chair. And a cute little salesgirl to go with it may not be too bad. -grins-
Jadyn: Well, these chairs may suit your taste. -shows him a stand full of big, comfy-looking leather chairs-
SM: Hmm, they look ultra-plush, but not ultra expensive. Got anything else?
Jadyn: -rolls eyes- Okay how about the… -pushes button, which pulls back a red curtain- SEATMASTER DELUXE 7 BILLION? The most plush chair ever and it only costs… -whispers in SM's ear-
SM: Wow, expensive! I'll take it! Can I use a credit card?
Jadyn: Sure.
SM: Okay, which one of these do you want? -unfurls his wallet, revealing approximately 46 credit cards-
Jadyn: -taking advantage of the situation- I'll need to check all of them. -grabs the wallet and maxes the cards out-
SM: -looks confused-
Jadyn: Okay, here are your cards. What do you say we test this chair out? -another suggestive eyebrow wiggle-
SM: I don't get it.
Jadyn: You may be the Boy Wonder, but you're no wonder boy, are ya?
SM: I don't get it.
-All of a sudden Kurt Angle storms in-
Jadyn: Kurt! GO HOME! You already ate all of my food!
KA: No, I just need to know where the bathroom is.
Jadyn: -sighs, and points-
KA: Thanks! -runs to the restroom with his hands between his legs-
SM: I think I'll just take my chair now.
Jadyn: -slides the chair, which is the office kind with wheels, at him-
SM: -smiles and waves good-bye-
Jadyn: Damn Kurt Angle.
Shane McMahon
Disclaimer: I still own me.
~~~
Shane McMahon: -walks in the store, which is now a furniture store, whistling his theme song-
SM: Here comes the money, baby!
Jadyn: -rabidly- WHERE? WHERE, DAMN YOU?
SM: Hold on, I'M the money!
Jadyn: -is upset for a minute, but then eyes SM and brightens- You may not be money, but you're HOT! What can I do for you? -wiggles eyebrows suggestively-
SM: I need a new ultra-plush, ultra-expensive leather chair. And a cute little salesgirl to go with it may not be too bad. -grins-
Jadyn: Well, these chairs may suit your taste. -shows him a stand full of big, comfy-looking leather chairs-
SM: Hmm, they look ultra-plush, but not ultra expensive. Got anything else?
Jadyn: -rolls eyes- Okay how about the… -pushes button, which pulls back a red curtain- SEATMASTER DELUXE 7 BILLION? The most plush chair ever and it only costs… -whispers in SM's ear-
SM: Wow, expensive! I'll take it! Can I use a credit card?
Jadyn: Sure.
SM: Okay, which one of these do you want? -unfurls his wallet, revealing approximately 46 credit cards-
Jadyn: -taking advantage of the situation- I'll need to check all of them. -grabs the wallet and maxes the cards out-
SM: -looks confused-
Jadyn: Okay, here are your cards. What do you say we test this chair out? -another suggestive eyebrow wiggle-
SM: I don't get it.
Jadyn: You may be the Boy Wonder, but you're no wonder boy, are ya?
SM: I don't get it.
-All of a sudden Kurt Angle storms in-
Jadyn: Kurt! GO HOME! You already ate all of my food!
KA: No, I just need to know where the bathroom is.
Jadyn: -sighs, and points-
KA: Thanks! -runs to the restroom with his hands between his legs-
SM: I think I'll just take my chair now.
Jadyn: -slides the chair, which is the office kind with wheels, at him-
SM: -smiles and waves good-bye-
Jadyn: Damn Kurt Angle.