Shopping With Wrestlers

Kane

Disclaimer: I only own myself.

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Kane: -in full make-up, he walks into the store, which is now a costume shop-

Jadyn: Can I help you?

Kane: -grunt-

Jadyn: I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

Kane: -grunts again, and points to his mask-

Jadyn: You want a new mask?

Kane: -nod-

Jadyn: Can you talk?

Kane: Yes.

Jadyn: Ooo-kay.

Jadyn: -runs off to get him a mask. She returns with a selection of Bill Clinton and Teletubby masks- Do you like any of these?

Kane: -grabs her throat, preparing her for a Chokeslam- NO!

Jadyn: -extremely strangled- Okay… let me get you some others… please let me go…

Kane: -grunts-

Jadyn: -runs off screaming-

~~~ 30 minutes later ~~~

Kane: -has started looking for Jadyn, who never came back- Where are you?

Jadyn: -peeking out from behind a door labeled 'EMPLOYEES ONLY'- I'm, uh, here.

Kane: -sighs- I just want a mask.

Jadyn: -walks out timidly- And you won't hurt me?

Kane: No.

Jadyn: All right, I think I have one you'll like. Now close your eyes! -slips a chicken-head mask over Kane's head-

Jadyn: What do you think? -holds up a mirror-

Kane: -roars and goes to grab her, but remembers his promise not to hurt her- Do you have ANYTHING else?

Jadyn: Well, we have this… -holds out a mask identical to one he's wearing- …but I didn't think you'd want it.

Kane: -sighs heavily and snatches the mask- How much for this one?

Jadyn: For you, thirty-two dollars. -grins widely-

Kane: -hands Jadyn two twenty-dollar bills-

Jadyn: Here's your change, have a nice day!

Kane: -begins to exit, but then thinks about it and quickly Chokeslams Jadyn, and leaves her lying on the floor-

Jadyn: -twitches-