Shopping With Wrestlers

Edge and Christian

Disclaimer: I only own me.

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Edge: -enters the store, which is now a hair care products shop-

Jadyn: Hello, how may I be of service?

Edge: -smiling his one million dollar smile- I need some conditioner.

Jadyn: All right, well, do you use a special kind of conditioner?

Edge: Oh, yeah, and it totally reeks of awesomeness!

Jadyn: -quick headshake- It what? Are you insulting me?

Edge: No, that just means my conditioner is cool… never mind.

Jadyn: Whatever. -puts three bottles of conditioner on the counter- How about these?

Edge: No way! They totally reek of stinkosity!

Jadyn: Wait a minute. I thought you said the other stuff "reeked" -finger motions- and it was good! How can these reek and be bad?

Edge: It just works that way. Got any other conditioners?

Jadyn: Yeah, yeah. There's this stuff. -hands him a black bottle- It's got all kinds of gunk that's supposed to be good for your hair.

Edge: Awesome! I'll take it! -looks at a giant pyramid of canisters in the corner- What is that stuff?

Jadyn: Oh, it's baldhead polish. I thought a lot of people would need it, but I can't get rid of it.

-shrugs-

Edge: Wait, I'll take all of it!

Jadyn: -puzzled- Why?

Edge: For Christian's birthday!

Jadyn: -happy to get rid of it- Whatever.

-Christian walks in-

Christian: Come on dude, we gotta go!

Edge: Dude, you're gonna totally see your birthday present!

Christian: Dude, you got me a present? You totally reek of-

Jadyn: -breaks down in tears at not understanding the two-

E and C: -look at her and shrug-

Jadyn: -is left sobbing on the floor- Hey look! A quarter!