Shopping With Wrestlers
The Rock
With special guest star TAMMIE!
Disclaimer: I own me, and Tammie owns herself.
~~~
Rock: -walks into the store, which is now a clothing store-
Jadyn: Hi, can I help-
Rock: -has his hand in her face- FINALLY, the Rock has come back to… this store. -realized he'd never been there before-
Jadyn: The Rock, eh? Maybe I should let Tammie handle this one. HEY, TAMMIE!
Tammie: -bounces out happily, then stops dead in her tracks at the sight of the Rock. Begins hyperventilating-
Jadyn: It's okay, honey. Just help him buy some clothes.
Rock: -grins- Hey, Tammie, would you like some of the Rock's -hips movements- strudel?
Tammie: -falls flat on the floor in a faint-
Jadyn: Why'd you do that?
Rock: The Rock was just making a generous offer to one of the Rock's millions-
U.C: -and millions!
Rock: -and millions of fans.
Jadyn: -to U.C- I thought I told you people to go away if you weren't gonna buy anything!
U.C: -files out quietly-
Jadyn: -to Rock- Well, now that you've made my assistant pass out, I guess I'm gonna have to help you.
Rock: Well, the Rock would like another one of his great five hundred dollar shirts.
Jadyn: Why are you talking about yourself in the third person?
Rock: -ignoring her- The Rock likes that one. -points to the most expensive shirt in the store, which is also the ugliest-
Jadyn: Whatever. What size do you wear?
Rock: The Rock wears a size GREAT!
Jadyn: WHAT?
Rock: -slaps her-
Jadyn: What was that for?
Rock: How dare you mock the Rock by using Stone Cold's word?
Jadyn: -has no idea what he is talking about-
Rock: The Rock should just leave this store.
Tammie: -springing up from her faint- NO! DON'T! PLEASE! I WANT THE ROCK'S STRUDEL!
Jadyn: -has her head in her hands- Tammie, please just lie back down…
Rock: No, the Rock could use some poontang pie right now. The Rock is taking her with him.
Jadyn: Aren't you married?
Tammie: -leaps into the Rock's arms and is now snogging with him-
Rock and Tammie: -leave hurriedly-
~~~ 5 years later ~~~
-Jadyn is lying on a chaise lounge when a messenger hands her an envelope-
Messenger: Your Highness, a message.
Jadyn: -opens it up-
Message: You are invited to the wedding of Tammie and the Rock. Be there or get the SMACKDOWN!
Jadyn: -sighs-
The Rock
With special guest star TAMMIE!
Disclaimer: I own me, and Tammie owns herself.
~~~
Rock: -walks into the store, which is now a clothing store-
Jadyn: Hi, can I help-
Rock: -has his hand in her face- FINALLY, the Rock has come back to… this store. -realized he'd never been there before-
Jadyn: The Rock, eh? Maybe I should let Tammie handle this one. HEY, TAMMIE!
Tammie: -bounces out happily, then stops dead in her tracks at the sight of the Rock. Begins hyperventilating-
Jadyn: It's okay, honey. Just help him buy some clothes.
Rock: -grins- Hey, Tammie, would you like some of the Rock's -hips movements- strudel?
Tammie: -falls flat on the floor in a faint-
Jadyn: Why'd you do that?
Rock: The Rock was just making a generous offer to one of the Rock's millions-
U.C: -and millions!
Rock: -and millions of fans.
Jadyn: -to U.C- I thought I told you people to go away if you weren't gonna buy anything!
U.C: -files out quietly-
Jadyn: -to Rock- Well, now that you've made my assistant pass out, I guess I'm gonna have to help you.
Rock: Well, the Rock would like another one of his great five hundred dollar shirts.
Jadyn: Why are you talking about yourself in the third person?
Rock: -ignoring her- The Rock likes that one. -points to the most expensive shirt in the store, which is also the ugliest-
Jadyn: Whatever. What size do you wear?
Rock: The Rock wears a size GREAT!
Jadyn: WHAT?
Rock: -slaps her-
Jadyn: What was that for?
Rock: How dare you mock the Rock by using Stone Cold's word?
Jadyn: -has no idea what he is talking about-
Rock: The Rock should just leave this store.
Tammie: -springing up from her faint- NO! DON'T! PLEASE! I WANT THE ROCK'S STRUDEL!
Jadyn: -has her head in her hands- Tammie, please just lie back down…
Rock: No, the Rock could use some poontang pie right now. The Rock is taking her with him.
Jadyn: Aren't you married?
Tammie: -leaps into the Rock's arms and is now snogging with him-
Rock and Tammie: -leave hurriedly-
~~~ 5 years later ~~~
-Jadyn is lying on a chaise lounge when a messenger hands her an envelope-
Messenger: Your Highness, a message.
Jadyn: -opens it up-
Message: You are invited to the wedding of Tammie and the Rock. Be there or get the SMACKDOWN!
Jadyn: -sighs-