Shopping With Wrestlers
The Hardy Boyz and Lita
Disclaimer: I only own me.
Dedication: To Coyote-Baybe!
~~~
Matt, Jeff and Lita: -walk into the store, a toy store now-
Jadyn: Can I help…you? -trails off as she sees their outlandish outfits and hair-
Lita: -smiles cheerfully at Jadyn- No, thanks, we're just looking.
Jeff: -runs off in glee-
Matt and Lita: -walk off behind him, talking and holding hands-
~~~ in 5 minute intervals ~~~
Jadyn: -is at the counter, reading a magazine full of skinny models, overly expensive clothing, and articles entitled, "Make Your Orgasm 150% Better!!!"-
Jeff: Ooh, can I have this?
Matt and Lita: -in unison- NO!
-usually followed by a loud crash-
Matt and Lita: -in unison- JEFFREY NERO HARDY!!
Jadyn: -nonchalantly- You break it, you buy it, honeys.
~~~ after the first half-hour ~~~
Matt: -approaches the counter- Excuse me, do you have those carts with the little seats in them?
Jadyn: -getting her first close-up look at him, she smiles flirtatiously- No, but why do you need one?
Matt: I'm gonna stick Jeff in the seat.
Jadyn: -cute giggle- That's so funny! Maybe you could get him over here and I can talk to him.
-Lita approaches the two-
Jadyn: Hi! Are you with this lovely gentleman?
Lita: -sees the way the two are eyeing each other- Yes, I am. -in a threatening hiss- So stay away from him, bitch!
Jadyn: -recoils-
Matt: -takes no notice- Jeff! Come here! The lady who runs the store wants to talk to you!
Jeff: -comes over on a bouncy-ball, holding a giant stuffed rabbit, three now-mutilated Barbies, a stuffed/talking version of Hollywood Hulk Hogan, and licking an enormous lollipop- Hi! I'm Jeff. I like your store. What's your name?
Jadyn: My name is Jadyn. Now, cutie, do you know exactly how much damage you've done in the short time you have been in my store?
Jeff: -giggling- She called me cutie.
Jadyn: -outraged- YOU OWE ME THREE-HUNDRED DOLLARS, YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!
Matt: No one calls my brother a brat!
Lita: Listen, bitch, I'm thinking we should just leave your store!
Jadyn: No way! Not until you give me three-hundred bucks!
Matt: We don't have that kind of money on us!
Jadyn: -deep sigh- Okay, look, I'll make you a trade. You take the brat and leave, but I get to keep this one. -points to Matt-
Matt: What?!
Lita: FINE! -grabs Jeff and storms out-
Jadyn: -takes a struggling Matt and shoves him in a closet, where we can see various other men, including Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Ben Stiller. Cackles-
The Hardy Boyz and Lita
Disclaimer: I only own me.
Dedication: To Coyote-Baybe!
~~~
Matt, Jeff and Lita: -walk into the store, a toy store now-
Jadyn: Can I help…you? -trails off as she sees their outlandish outfits and hair-
Lita: -smiles cheerfully at Jadyn- No, thanks, we're just looking.
Jeff: -runs off in glee-
Matt and Lita: -walk off behind him, talking and holding hands-
~~~ in 5 minute intervals ~~~
Jadyn: -is at the counter, reading a magazine full of skinny models, overly expensive clothing, and articles entitled, "Make Your Orgasm 150% Better!!!"-
Jeff: Ooh, can I have this?
Matt and Lita: -in unison- NO!
-usually followed by a loud crash-
Matt and Lita: -in unison- JEFFREY NERO HARDY!!
Jadyn: -nonchalantly- You break it, you buy it, honeys.
~~~ after the first half-hour ~~~
Matt: -approaches the counter- Excuse me, do you have those carts with the little seats in them?
Jadyn: -getting her first close-up look at him, she smiles flirtatiously- No, but why do you need one?
Matt: I'm gonna stick Jeff in the seat.
Jadyn: -cute giggle- That's so funny! Maybe you could get him over here and I can talk to him.
-Lita approaches the two-
Jadyn: Hi! Are you with this lovely gentleman?
Lita: -sees the way the two are eyeing each other- Yes, I am. -in a threatening hiss- So stay away from him, bitch!
Jadyn: -recoils-
Matt: -takes no notice- Jeff! Come here! The lady who runs the store wants to talk to you!
Jeff: -comes over on a bouncy-ball, holding a giant stuffed rabbit, three now-mutilated Barbies, a stuffed/talking version of Hollywood Hulk Hogan, and licking an enormous lollipop- Hi! I'm Jeff. I like your store. What's your name?
Jadyn: My name is Jadyn. Now, cutie, do you know exactly how much damage you've done in the short time you have been in my store?
Jeff: -giggling- She called me cutie.
Jadyn: -outraged- YOU OWE ME THREE-HUNDRED DOLLARS, YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!
Matt: No one calls my brother a brat!
Lita: Listen, bitch, I'm thinking we should just leave your store!
Jadyn: No way! Not until you give me three-hundred bucks!
Matt: We don't have that kind of money on us!
Jadyn: -deep sigh- Okay, look, I'll make you a trade. You take the brat and leave, but I get to keep this one. -points to Matt-
Matt: What?!
Lita: FINE! -grabs Jeff and storms out-
Jadyn: -takes a struggling Matt and shoves him in a closet, where we can see various other men, including Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Ben Stiller. Cackles-