Shopping With Wrestlers
Triple H
Disclaimer: I only own Jadyn and her awesome outfit, but even that was borrowed from Rob Zombie's new video ("Never Gonna Stop").
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Triple H: -walks into the store, now a pet store called 'New Hamsterdam'-
Jadyn: -is wearing the white fur outfit from the "Never Gonna Stop" video and has a very large snake around her neck- Can I help you? -mutters to the snake- Yes, red red kroovy…
HHH: Uh, okay. I need-uh a dog-uh. My bitch-uh ex-wife-uh broke-uh my dog- uh's leg-uh, and now-uh she needs-uh a friend-uh.
Jadyn: -raises an eyebrow at HHH's speech impediment- Oh, you don't want a dog! You should get something more, I don't know, easy to manage. How about these mealworms? -gestures to a cage that is full the brim with writhing, brown insects-
HHH: Eww-uh! NO! Do-uh you have-uh anything-uh more-uh normal-uh?
Jadyn: Hmm. Well, come with me. -she escorts him to the back, where, in a pen, random small mammals are running around. A few dead animals lay on the floor of the pen, and spatters of blood mark the plastic walls of the cage- How about a ferret? Or a hamster? Or a gerbil? Mouse? Rat? -holds up each animal as she names it-
HHH: I really-uh just-uh want-uh a dog-uh.
Jadyn: Well, how about this iguana? He's really quiet. I don't even think he can make a sound.
HHH: I WANT-UH A DOG-UH! -rips his shirt off in his signature animal-like manner-
Jadyn: Well, jeez, you don't have get…-sees his chest. Her eyes widen and glaze over-…sexy.
-shakes head quickly- Ahem. You said you wanted a dog?
HHH: -grins-
Jadyn: -grabs him by the hand and leads him to the dog cages, where puppies are all jumping around like the wind-up toys they are- See any you like?
HHH: They-uh are all-uh the small-uh kind-uh. I like-uh big-uh dogs-uh. Do- uh you-uh have-uh any-uh big-uh dogs-uh?
Jadyn: -pets her snake- No. Zuni can't digest them.
HHH: -eyes Zuni warily-
Jadyn: So do you want one of these or not?
HHH: Okay-uh. How-uh about-uh… that-uh one-uh? -points to a tiny Welsh Corgi that is yipping furiously in HHH's direction-
Jadyn: Oh, you want 'JeffHardyKiller'? Good choice.
HHH: 'JeffHardyKiller'? What kind of name is that?
Jadyn: I hold a slight grudge against him. -opens the cage that JeffHardyKiller resides in and pulls him out. She hands him to HHH. JeffHardyKiller promptly bites HHH's finger and yips at Zuni. Zuni attempts to eat the dog-
HHH: I'll take-uh it-uh. How-uh much-uh?
Jadyn: Just take the damn thing before Zuni gets a hold of it! Bye!
HHH: -leaves with JeffHardyKiller-
Jadyn: -mutters to Zuni- Red red kroovy. Yes…
Triple H
Disclaimer: I only own Jadyn and her awesome outfit, but even that was borrowed from Rob Zombie's new video ("Never Gonna Stop").
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Triple H: -walks into the store, now a pet store called 'New Hamsterdam'-
Jadyn: -is wearing the white fur outfit from the "Never Gonna Stop" video and has a very large snake around her neck- Can I help you? -mutters to the snake- Yes, red red kroovy…
HHH: Uh, okay. I need-uh a dog-uh. My bitch-uh ex-wife-uh broke-uh my dog- uh's leg-uh, and now-uh she needs-uh a friend-uh.
Jadyn: -raises an eyebrow at HHH's speech impediment- Oh, you don't want a dog! You should get something more, I don't know, easy to manage. How about these mealworms? -gestures to a cage that is full the brim with writhing, brown insects-
HHH: Eww-uh! NO! Do-uh you have-uh anything-uh more-uh normal-uh?
Jadyn: Hmm. Well, come with me. -she escorts him to the back, where, in a pen, random small mammals are running around. A few dead animals lay on the floor of the pen, and spatters of blood mark the plastic walls of the cage- How about a ferret? Or a hamster? Or a gerbil? Mouse? Rat? -holds up each animal as she names it-
HHH: I really-uh just-uh want-uh a dog-uh.
Jadyn: Well, how about this iguana? He's really quiet. I don't even think he can make a sound.
HHH: I WANT-UH A DOG-UH! -rips his shirt off in his signature animal-like manner-
Jadyn: Well, jeez, you don't have get…-sees his chest. Her eyes widen and glaze over-…sexy.
-shakes head quickly- Ahem. You said you wanted a dog?
HHH: -grins-
Jadyn: -grabs him by the hand and leads him to the dog cages, where puppies are all jumping around like the wind-up toys they are- See any you like?
HHH: They-uh are all-uh the small-uh kind-uh. I like-uh big-uh dogs-uh. Do- uh you-uh have-uh any-uh big-uh dogs-uh?
Jadyn: -pets her snake- No. Zuni can't digest them.
HHH: -eyes Zuni warily-
Jadyn: So do you want one of these or not?
HHH: Okay-uh. How-uh about-uh… that-uh one-uh? -points to a tiny Welsh Corgi that is yipping furiously in HHH's direction-
Jadyn: Oh, you want 'JeffHardyKiller'? Good choice.
HHH: 'JeffHardyKiller'? What kind of name is that?
Jadyn: I hold a slight grudge against him. -opens the cage that JeffHardyKiller resides in and pulls him out. She hands him to HHH. JeffHardyKiller promptly bites HHH's finger and yips at Zuni. Zuni attempts to eat the dog-
HHH: I'll take-uh it-uh. How-uh much-uh?
Jadyn: Just take the damn thing before Zuni gets a hold of it! Bye!
HHH: -leaves with JeffHardyKiller-
Jadyn: -mutters to Zuni- Red red kroovy. Yes…