Shopping With Wrestlers
Al Snow…er, Diamond Dallas Page
Disclaimer: I only own me.
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Al Snow: -walks into the store, now a candy store-
Jadyn: Hi! -looks at his shirt, which says 'Al Snow is Here'- Oh, are you Al Snow?
Al Snow: Yeah…
Jadyn: Here. -hands him some puppies, obviously left over from the previous chapter- Eat these for me, will ya?
Al Snow: -runs out crying, still holding the puppies-
~~~ an hour later ~~~
Diamond Dallas Page: -walks in, smiling his scary white smile-
Jadyn: -is busy counting her money; doesn't notice him-
DDP: Hey! It's me! It's D… D… P!
Jadyn: -screams in both surprise and terror-
DDP: Hey, don't scream. Me being here? It's not a bad thing… it's a good thing! -grins-
Jadyn: Oh my GOD! Your teeth are so freakin' white!
DDP: That's not a bad thing… it's a good thing!
Jadyn: -ignores him. She's hypnotized by his incredibly white teeth-
DDP: I need Trident (©). It keeps your teeth white, and let's face it. That's a GOOD thing.
Jadyn: -continues to stare at his teeth, but points him in the direction of the gum-
~~~ 1 1/2 minutes later ~~~
DDP: -approaches with about 400 packs of gum- This is a good thing!
Jadyn: -rings it up while still staring at DDP's teeth- 200 dollars, please.
DDP: That's a good price! -hands it to her in one dollar bills- Bye! -leaves with his gum-
Jadyn: -shakes her head. She can't remember what happened. Damn those teeth! I always knew they were evil…-
AN: Hello, readers. The real Jadyn here. I just wanted to alert you Hurricane Helms fans that, even though he *was* going to have a chapter, I decided not to because it sucked.
Hurricane: It did not! Citizen Jadyn, why do you only criticize the Hurricane's -dramatic pose- chapter? Whassapwithdat?
Jadyn: SHUT UP! -hits him with a whip-
Thanks, (hugs and kisses)
Jadyn
Al Snow…er, Diamond Dallas Page
Disclaimer: I only own me.
~~~
Al Snow: -walks into the store, now a candy store-
Jadyn: Hi! -looks at his shirt, which says 'Al Snow is Here'- Oh, are you Al Snow?
Al Snow: Yeah…
Jadyn: Here. -hands him some puppies, obviously left over from the previous chapter- Eat these for me, will ya?
Al Snow: -runs out crying, still holding the puppies-
~~~ an hour later ~~~
Diamond Dallas Page: -walks in, smiling his scary white smile-
Jadyn: -is busy counting her money; doesn't notice him-
DDP: Hey! It's me! It's D… D… P!
Jadyn: -screams in both surprise and terror-
DDP: Hey, don't scream. Me being here? It's not a bad thing… it's a good thing! -grins-
Jadyn: Oh my GOD! Your teeth are so freakin' white!
DDP: That's not a bad thing… it's a good thing!
Jadyn: -ignores him. She's hypnotized by his incredibly white teeth-
DDP: I need Trident (©). It keeps your teeth white, and let's face it. That's a GOOD thing.
Jadyn: -continues to stare at his teeth, but points him in the direction of the gum-
~~~ 1 1/2 minutes later ~~~
DDP: -approaches with about 400 packs of gum- This is a good thing!
Jadyn: -rings it up while still staring at DDP's teeth- 200 dollars, please.
DDP: That's a good price! -hands it to her in one dollar bills- Bye! -leaves with his gum-
Jadyn: -shakes her head. She can't remember what happened. Damn those teeth! I always knew they were evil…-
AN: Hello, readers. The real Jadyn here. I just wanted to alert you Hurricane Helms fans that, even though he *was* going to have a chapter, I decided not to because it sucked.
Hurricane: It did not! Citizen Jadyn, why do you only criticize the Hurricane's -dramatic pose- chapter? Whassapwithdat?
Jadyn: SHUT UP! -hits him with a whip-
Thanks, (hugs and kisses)
Jadyn