Voldie Goes to Mordor
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
I'm sick of writing disclaimers and stuff, so I'm just going to go on.
Part 6
By: Paw Greenleaf and Paw (if you want to know the paw story, say so in your review and I'll make them tell it.)
Paw Greenleaf: Ok, Kelly, now that you're done making the characters mutiny, CAN WE GET BACK TO THE STORY?!?!
Kelly: *timidly* Ok, I shall leave now. *walks out*
Shifty Character: Well, I suppose I should get back to work. Meanwhile...
Voldie: Ya know, I haven't used an Unforgivable Curse for like this whole story. Wormtail, get over here!
Wormtail: Oh, please Master, be kind to me, your loyal servant! Plaese... PLEEEEASE! With sugar on top!
Voldemort: Oh, all right. Where's that Random Pencil, dude?
Random Pencil: I'm here, but I'm not really alive, so technically you can't kill me -
Voldemort: Oh, and that's my favorite one too! Where's Snape?
Wormtail: He's hiding under his bed. And cowering.
Snape: *cower, cower*
Voldemort: Cowering, eh? Well, I suppose that's a good enough punishment for him!
Harry: I'm bored. Can we please get this story moving?
Paw Greenleaf: Excuse you, I'm writing the story.
Harry: But at the moment, it SUCKS!
Paw Greenleaf: Well, if you insist, I'll make something exciting happen.
Elrond: Get your swords, elves! The orcs are attacking!
Random Pencil: I don't have a sword!
Harry: I'm not an elf!
Voldemort: Well, I can transfigure you into one if you'd like.
Harry: Umm... no.
Frodo: You would be a purty elf, Mr. Harry.
Samwise: I think you would be a purty elf too, Mr. Frodo, if only you were taller.
Random Pencil: Okay, that's disturbing, guys.
Sam: What? Can't I say Mr. Frodo would look attractive as an elf (or hobbit) without getting queer looks?
Random Pencil: I can't give you looks. I don't have eyes.
Peanut Gallery: Awww... Poor Pencil!
Harry: Anyway, back to me and my problems.
Ron: Harry, you would be a cool elf. And I just got this new blonde hair dye.
Frodo: Now that I look at you more Harry, you do have an elfie look to you.
Harry: I DO NOT! Ron, tell them!
Ron: Shhh! Don't scream, you'll ruin my soufflé!
New Pen: New Pen change! (a/n Paw changed pens at this point)
Harry: I don't care if your soufflé falls!
Ron: How rude!
Sam: I know. He is one rude ninnyhammer.
Harry: I'm a what?!
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry.
Harry: Shut up, you git! I've known that for 4 years!
(a/n I get knocked up, but I get down again, you ain't ever gonna keep me up!)
Frodo: Okay. He would NOT be a good elf. Too fat.
Legolas: I am thin and beautiful though.
Random Pencil: What about me?
Legolas: I don't know...
Peanut Gallery: Aww... come on Greenleaf!
Legolas: For a pencil you're kinda cute.
Random Pencil: Aww, shucks, ya shouldn't have. Gee whiz!
Harry: But not me right? I wouldn't make a good elf cause I'm NOT one!
Legolas: Huh? Someone say something? I was too busy admiring myself in this mirror.
Peanut Gallery: *sigh*
Paw: *double sigh*
Harry: Ya know, I am the main character of my story and no one loves me like they do Ron and everybody else.
Peanut Gallery: Aww...
Harry: Shut up!
Ron: You've gotten stressed. How 'bout a nice back rub? Samwise does this for Mr. Frodo all the time.
Harry; Ahhh! *runs into Forest* Ahhh! I have to go home alone. AHHH! Bye. AHHH!
(a/n you have to see Robin Hood Men in Tights)
Frodo: That's one strange boy.
Voldie: Wassup! Hey, what happened to Harry?
Ron: Who knows, he is such an odd Fellow, unlike all of us.
Frodo: I know. Sam, I have a crick in my neck, could you rub it?
Sam: Oh, Mister Frodo, it would be my pleasure to rub you.
Shifty Character: Dun dun dunnnn! Meanwhile...
Merry: Hey Pippin, what's this green stuff in our toes?
Pippin: I dunno, but it sure tastes interesting. And they're in my toenails too.
Merry: Well, I'm starving. Let's try some.
Pippin: Wait! It's toe fungus! Me mum told me about it. Goes great in pints.
Merry: It does? Well, now that's an interesting idea. I'm getting one piece of this stuff for my pints.
Harry: Ahh! The horror, the horror.
Pippin: funny lad, isn't he Merry?
Merry: Yes. More toe fungus?
Pippin: But of course!
**
Ah! Paw you is one gross paw. And I'd just finished lunch. Eeeww...
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
I'm sick of writing disclaimers and stuff, so I'm just going to go on.
Part 6
By: Paw Greenleaf and Paw (if you want to know the paw story, say so in your review and I'll make them tell it.)
Paw Greenleaf: Ok, Kelly, now that you're done making the characters mutiny, CAN WE GET BACK TO THE STORY?!?!
Kelly: *timidly* Ok, I shall leave now. *walks out*
Shifty Character: Well, I suppose I should get back to work. Meanwhile...
Voldie: Ya know, I haven't used an Unforgivable Curse for like this whole story. Wormtail, get over here!
Wormtail: Oh, please Master, be kind to me, your loyal servant! Plaese... PLEEEEASE! With sugar on top!
Voldemort: Oh, all right. Where's that Random Pencil, dude?
Random Pencil: I'm here, but I'm not really alive, so technically you can't kill me -
Voldemort: Oh, and that's my favorite one too! Where's Snape?
Wormtail: He's hiding under his bed. And cowering.
Snape: *cower, cower*
Voldemort: Cowering, eh? Well, I suppose that's a good enough punishment for him!
Harry: I'm bored. Can we please get this story moving?
Paw Greenleaf: Excuse you, I'm writing the story.
Harry: But at the moment, it SUCKS!
Paw Greenleaf: Well, if you insist, I'll make something exciting happen.
Elrond: Get your swords, elves! The orcs are attacking!
Random Pencil: I don't have a sword!
Harry: I'm not an elf!
Voldemort: Well, I can transfigure you into one if you'd like.
Harry: Umm... no.
Frodo: You would be a purty elf, Mr. Harry.
Samwise: I think you would be a purty elf too, Mr. Frodo, if only you were taller.
Random Pencil: Okay, that's disturbing, guys.
Sam: What? Can't I say Mr. Frodo would look attractive as an elf (or hobbit) without getting queer looks?
Random Pencil: I can't give you looks. I don't have eyes.
Peanut Gallery: Awww... Poor Pencil!
Harry: Anyway, back to me and my problems.
Ron: Harry, you would be a cool elf. And I just got this new blonde hair dye.
Frodo: Now that I look at you more Harry, you do have an elfie look to you.
Harry: I DO NOT! Ron, tell them!
Ron: Shhh! Don't scream, you'll ruin my soufflé!
New Pen: New Pen change! (a/n Paw changed pens at this point)
Harry: I don't care if your soufflé falls!
Ron: How rude!
Sam: I know. He is one rude ninnyhammer.
Harry: I'm a what?!
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry.
Harry: Shut up, you git! I've known that for 4 years!
(a/n I get knocked up, but I get down again, you ain't ever gonna keep me up!)
Frodo: Okay. He would NOT be a good elf. Too fat.
Legolas: I am thin and beautiful though.
Random Pencil: What about me?
Legolas: I don't know...
Peanut Gallery: Aww... come on Greenleaf!
Legolas: For a pencil you're kinda cute.
Random Pencil: Aww, shucks, ya shouldn't have. Gee whiz!
Harry: But not me right? I wouldn't make a good elf cause I'm NOT one!
Legolas: Huh? Someone say something? I was too busy admiring myself in this mirror.
Peanut Gallery: *sigh*
Paw: *double sigh*
Harry: Ya know, I am the main character of my story and no one loves me like they do Ron and everybody else.
Peanut Gallery: Aww...
Harry: Shut up!
Ron: You've gotten stressed. How 'bout a nice back rub? Samwise does this for Mr. Frodo all the time.
Harry; Ahhh! *runs into Forest* Ahhh! I have to go home alone. AHHH! Bye. AHHH!
(a/n you have to see Robin Hood Men in Tights)
Frodo: That's one strange boy.
Voldie: Wassup! Hey, what happened to Harry?
Ron: Who knows, he is such an odd Fellow, unlike all of us.
Frodo: I know. Sam, I have a crick in my neck, could you rub it?
Sam: Oh, Mister Frodo, it would be my pleasure to rub you.
Shifty Character: Dun dun dunnnn! Meanwhile...
Merry: Hey Pippin, what's this green stuff in our toes?
Pippin: I dunno, but it sure tastes interesting. And they're in my toenails too.
Merry: Well, I'm starving. Let's try some.
Pippin: Wait! It's toe fungus! Me mum told me about it. Goes great in pints.
Merry: It does? Well, now that's an interesting idea. I'm getting one piece of this stuff for my pints.
Harry: Ahh! The horror, the horror.
Pippin: funny lad, isn't he Merry?
Merry: Yes. More toe fungus?
Pippin: But of course!
**
Ah! Paw you is one gross paw. And I'd just finished lunch. Eeeww...