Chapter 5: Allen's little red friend
Umm...As for Winky he's a stuffed toy whose belly button resembles something else. Jen is very frightened by him (that's why I put him in says Celi-chan.)
"Now that's is scary!" said Kero appearing behind her.
"Kero, what are you doing here?!" asked Sakura.
"You took too long to get home and I got hungry, soooo...I thought I'd come find you" he said innocently because it was obvious the last part was a lie (his face was covered with crumbs from the nearby pretzel vendor.)
Sakura ignored his `story' and attempted, once again, to get back on task. "Kero, he says he's the shiny card, what should I do to get him out of all our lives?" Madison surpressed a sob as she listened as they brain stormed ways to captor her beloved.
"What's the oppisit of shiney?" asked Kero thoughtfully.
"Dull!" said Lee enthusiactly.
"There is no `dull' card, there is another card that's not quite light and not quite dark, though."
"DUH! The `not so fluorescent' card" yelled Allen. (Hey that's my word says celelery-chan!)
"Why are you helping them!?" cried Madison dramatically.
"Because I want Sakura to own me!" answered Allen affectionately. (I'm not even gonna bother saying `hint hint'!) Lee couldn't help but imagine Sakura `owning' Allen in card form and being able to call upon him and make him do whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted.
"Never!" yelled Lee as drew his sword. (With a pencil yelled Jeninerferferfaceface...Atama-head-chibi-rose!) Seeing that Lee posed a threat to his life with Sakura, Allen called upon his worst weapon...WINKY (with a capital W says Jeniny-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah- blah-blah-blah)
Authors note: Moo ha ha! Jen says die Winky!!! Celi-chan says poofs are funny! Yay! Jen is giggling. Celina says this is a very dumb authors note. Yay! Umm...I had 3 cups o coffee today WITH LOTS O SUGAR! Celina is 2 lazy to right `of' with an `f'. Coffee is FUNNNNNN...hee hee hee. Celi-chan thinks yur all insane 4 reading this authors note. Jen is saying "blebleboopblee." Celi-chan says she has a new word of the week. Orange floppy disks are evil! They bloo up me cumputer. Warning, PINK PiNGUIN FROM FLORIDA CROSSING! Celi-chan says, That's what I was for holloween but we fell in da mud.
Jeneni says, all flames will be used to roast pink fluffy watermelon flavoured marshmellos. Jen's butterfly/bow tie shirt is furry. I made a wig. Yay! Stay tuned for Celi-chans screwed up horoscopes...Jeneny-chen's mother says that they are twisted. I like moos. Ha ha ha says Jen. I like meeeeeeeeee. Long live rambling...AND SPELL CHECK AND SUGAR! Yay! Moo ha ha. Jeny just read her 1^st lemon (she is on 1 other cumputer.) Gotta luv those lemons says Celi-chan! I luv asperin! My key- board tastes gooooood. Tee hee hee. Snort. In case ya don't know, we're tryin to make da authors note longer then the chapter!
Umm...As for Winky he's a stuffed toy whose belly button resembles something else. Jen is very frightened by him (that's why I put him in says Celi-chan.)
"Now that's is scary!" said Kero appearing behind her.
"Kero, what are you doing here?!" asked Sakura.
"You took too long to get home and I got hungry, soooo...I thought I'd come find you" he said innocently because it was obvious the last part was a lie (his face was covered with crumbs from the nearby pretzel vendor.)
Sakura ignored his `story' and attempted, once again, to get back on task. "Kero, he says he's the shiny card, what should I do to get him out of all our lives?" Madison surpressed a sob as she listened as they brain stormed ways to captor her beloved.
"What's the oppisit of shiney?" asked Kero thoughtfully.
"Dull!" said Lee enthusiactly.
"There is no `dull' card, there is another card that's not quite light and not quite dark, though."
"DUH! The `not so fluorescent' card" yelled Allen. (Hey that's my word says celelery-chan!)
"Why are you helping them!?" cried Madison dramatically.
"Because I want Sakura to own me!" answered Allen affectionately. (I'm not even gonna bother saying `hint hint'!) Lee couldn't help but imagine Sakura `owning' Allen in card form and being able to call upon him and make him do whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted.
"Never!" yelled Lee as drew his sword. (With a pencil yelled Jeninerferferfaceface...Atama-head-chibi-rose!) Seeing that Lee posed a threat to his life with Sakura, Allen called upon his worst weapon...WINKY (with a capital W says Jeniny-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah- blah-blah-blah)
Authors note: Moo ha ha! Jen says die Winky!!! Celi-chan says poofs are funny! Yay! Jen is giggling. Celina says this is a very dumb authors note. Yay! Umm...I had 3 cups o coffee today WITH LOTS O SUGAR! Celina is 2 lazy to right `of' with an `f'. Coffee is FUNNNNNN...hee hee hee. Celi-chan thinks yur all insane 4 reading this authors note. Jen is saying "blebleboopblee." Celi-chan says she has a new word of the week. Orange floppy disks are evil! They bloo up me cumputer. Warning, PINK PiNGUIN FROM FLORIDA CROSSING! Celi-chan says, That's what I was for holloween but we fell in da mud.
Jeneni says, all flames will be used to roast pink fluffy watermelon flavoured marshmellos. Jen's butterfly/bow tie shirt is furry. I made a wig. Yay! Stay tuned for Celi-chans screwed up horoscopes...Jeneny-chen's mother says that they are twisted. I like moos. Ha ha ha says Jen. I like meeeeeeeeee. Long live rambling...AND SPELL CHECK AND SUGAR! Yay! Moo ha ha. Jeny just read her 1^st lemon (she is on 1 other cumputer.) Gotta luv those lemons says Celi-chan! I luv asperin! My key- board tastes gooooood. Tee hee hee. Snort. In case ya don't know, we're tryin to make da authors note longer then the chapter!