Chapter 6: Allen's winky attacks

Jeez, I never thought we'd get this far! This is the longest chapter yet! Warning: I know nothing about skating, so it might be a little messed up. If any of u peeps out there are really squeamish, I wouldn't suggest reading this. As for Julian and Tory...I don't usually write like this but I never gave Jen a Christmas present ^_-. Anyway, we are proud to present chapter 6...enjoy.

A strange red gas escaped from Allen's Speedo. The gas gathered in one spot before it became solid. The solid thing was actually a small, red, plush toy with bushy white hair and a belly button that was a little to low and enlarged. He was no bigger than a hand but his nose was huge along with his head. He smiled an evil little grin before charging at Lee. Lee raised his sword to block Winky, but he was to slow. The red `animal' latched on to his face and began kissing him. Lee dropped his sword and began running around in circles waving his arms comically and yelling, "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" (Happy Jen? I called it an it.)

While Lee clawed at the thing on his face, Sakura realized that capturing Allen, instead of helping Lee would be safer...for both of them. She pulled out the `not so fluorescent' card and ordered it to `get' Allen. Lee's butler appeared in front of her, wearing skates. He winked at Sakura then closed his eyes and concentrated hard. A thin layer of ice, suddenly, appeared on the ground. He skated over to Allen and pushed him over. Allen lay still on the ground waiting to be captured. The butler waved his arm gracefully, and then pink frilly tutus replaced his and Allen's clothes. AND THEN...began skating circles around Allen, pausing every once and a while to do some fancy mid air spinney thing. After nearly ten minutes, it became obvious that Lee could only handle so much more. "HURRY UP ALREADY, YOU STUPID CARD!" yelled Sakura. The butler looked at her annoyed, but he didn't say anything, instead he turned towards Allen and charged. Without pausing, he skated right over

Allen's neck, severing his head. (Yay! cheers the authors.) Both pieces of Allen, along with Winky, turned to vapor and gathered, before forming the card. It wafted through the air for a few minutes before landing in her hands. On the front of the card was a picture of Allen wearing his tutu along with all the accessories.

Lee sat moping in the grass (covered in kiss marks and hickeys.) next to Madison. Sakura sat down between them and put her arms around them, "Aww guys, don't be so sad! Come on, let's go to my house for snacks." They both nodded sadly.

*At Sakura's house*

All the peeps sat in Sakura's living room sipping tea and reminiscing about the previous week. They barley even noticed when Tory entered the house practically dragging Julian behind him. Both were quite sweaty and Julian's lipstick was smudged. (I don't care what you say, in my story Julian wears lipstick.) They didn't bother saying hello; they went straight from the door to Tory's bedroom. Moment later, their conversation was nearly drowned out by the pounding and moaning being emitted from Tory's bedroom. (I just have to say sorry for this little bad image causing part.) About four minutes later a blood-curtailing scream filled the house and then the sound of glass smashing on someone's head could be heard. Sakura and her friend's continued to attempt a conversation, believing it was one of their sick `games'. A few more minutes later a figure dressed in odd white clothing, which was defiantly not Tory or Julian snuck passed them and left.

Sick huh? Ya I know. I've yet to determine if this is the last chapter. Likely not, cuz Jen want's a Yue-Sakura lemon.