Chapter 8: It's rainin men (hallelujah)
Here it is da wonderful next chapter! Yes we realize dat this story was supposed to end when they caught (THE EVIIIIIIIL) Allen, but we didn't have the heart. Plus, like I said, Jen wants a Yue-Sakura lemon. WON'T THAT BE FUN (says Celi-chan in a sarcastic tone). We had sooooooo much fun making fun of Tory's *cough* male interests *cough* so we've decided to exploit/explore this 'situation' further. (JEN SAYS: LOOK AT PRETTY YAMI, EVEN THOUGH HE AIN'T IN THIS SERIES.) (I'm caps-lock happy.) Aaaaaaaaaaanyway.here it is.YAY!
(now we sit here waiting for inspiration.)
(and then it comes knocking on the door)
(no.wait a second.that's just the pizza guy.)
(LONG LIVE INCOHEARINT/MEANINGLESS RAMBLING!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(now back to da story.)
Tory is unconscious. YAY! And dreaaaaaaming. (Heh heh heh says Jenny.)
DA DREAM: Tory is standing in candy land, wearing an apron and nothing else! (Jenny likie!) 'Its raining men' can be heard playing faintly in the background. Lightning streaks across the sky. Then it starts raining (lemons! Says Jen) no.Julians! After a hefty amount of em land, they start doing the 'can can'. And yes Jen.they're naked. No wait.they're wearing pink dresses (like frilly-Dilly's dress). Every time they do a high kick, Tory can see there umm.cans. But then, he hears his sister, Sakura's voice. She's distressed. He starts runnin towards her voice (he's forgotten about his umm.nearly nakedness.) Suddenly he's at the sight of the final judgement. (We can't remember where it was! Please tell us!) There's tree-e- ness every where. The winged person who originally rendered Tory unconscious, runs over to him (In a prissy way, I might add.)
"Welcome to da Final Judgement! I'm urrr host, Yueeeeeeeeeeh!" (Keep in mind that Tory's drunk. So all their words'll be slurred.) Suddenly a gnawing sound can be heard from the tree-e-ness. Within seconds Sakura emerges with wood chips around her mouth.
"Aiya Tory" she said happily. (No, aiya ain't a new japanese word we just discovered. It's an odd version of Highya!) Yueeeeeeeeh spins around in surprise.
"EHHHHHHHHH!" he said oddly. (We've run out of words!)
She quickly pulls out Windy and commands it to 'let loose' on Yueeeeeeeeeh. But instead of the yellow person (windy) appearing another 'person' appeares.DORNKIRK! He turns his back on Yueeeeeeeeh and bends over. And er.'lets loose'. (Dornkirk+old age+a bowl of beans ain't a good combo). The sheer smell makes everyone go pale. But the effect on Yueeeeeeeh seems to be magnified (cause it was directed at him) so all the color drains from his ENTIRE self. Even his clothes and eyes and 'socks'. (He used to be a redhead. With freckles and everything. ^_^) Yueeeeeeeeeeeh falls to the ground (nearly dead).
"She won," he says, still twitching like a cockroach on pesticides.
"Don't worry Yueeeeeeeeeeeeh! We can play MORE games later!"(a world of 'hint hint') says Sakura affectionately. (With a wink). Lee turns an odd shade of purple (with envy!). Madison blanches for no reason.
(*cough* says Jen) ("?" says Celi-chan) (I have a cold responds Jenny- chan).
Tory is suddenly turned on by the sexual tension, so he whips off his apron cause it was cutting off circulation to his lower body. Everyone (cept Yueeeeeeeeeh and Lee and Kero) turn odd colours (in disgust). (Kero's a pervert in my story.) Feeling that it's obvious Sakura won they all head home. Strangely enough Yueeeeeeeeeeh and Sakura stay behind to 'discuss' matters about her being da new clow person. Kero stays behind to watch.
Sigh. Author wipes a tear away. What a beautiful story. IT SHOULD WIN AN AWARD.
No Yueeeeeeeeehs were hurt in the filming of this chapter. (Jen got to take em home.)
Expect the next chapter to be Jen's Christmas present (the Yueeeeeeh/Sakura lemon). If you're wondering about the whole 'Yueeeeeeeeeh' thing, I don't really know. ("How specific!"says Jen.) I also can't give you peeps an explanation about the candy land thing. (which by the way we don't own. Or technically the 'rainin men' song.) That would be pleasant though. ^_^ Chocolate and 'men'. .. HOT FUDGE!
^_^ says Jen.
Here it is da wonderful next chapter! Yes we realize dat this story was supposed to end when they caught (THE EVIIIIIIIL) Allen, but we didn't have the heart. Plus, like I said, Jen wants a Yue-Sakura lemon. WON'T THAT BE FUN (says Celi-chan in a sarcastic tone). We had sooooooo much fun making fun of Tory's *cough* male interests *cough* so we've decided to exploit/explore this 'situation' further. (JEN SAYS: LOOK AT PRETTY YAMI, EVEN THOUGH HE AIN'T IN THIS SERIES.) (I'm caps-lock happy.) Aaaaaaaaaaanyway.here it is.YAY!
(now we sit here waiting for inspiration.)
(and then it comes knocking on the door)
(no.wait a second.that's just the pizza guy.)
(LONG LIVE INCOHEARINT/MEANINGLESS RAMBLING!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(now back to da story.)
Tory is unconscious. YAY! And dreaaaaaaming. (Heh heh heh says Jenny.)
DA DREAM: Tory is standing in candy land, wearing an apron and nothing else! (Jenny likie!) 'Its raining men' can be heard playing faintly in the background. Lightning streaks across the sky. Then it starts raining (lemons! Says Jen) no.Julians! After a hefty amount of em land, they start doing the 'can can'. And yes Jen.they're naked. No wait.they're wearing pink dresses (like frilly-Dilly's dress). Every time they do a high kick, Tory can see there umm.cans. But then, he hears his sister, Sakura's voice. She's distressed. He starts runnin towards her voice (he's forgotten about his umm.nearly nakedness.) Suddenly he's at the sight of the final judgement. (We can't remember where it was! Please tell us!) There's tree-e- ness every where. The winged person who originally rendered Tory unconscious, runs over to him (In a prissy way, I might add.)
"Welcome to da Final Judgement! I'm urrr host, Yueeeeeeeeeeh!" (Keep in mind that Tory's drunk. So all their words'll be slurred.) Suddenly a gnawing sound can be heard from the tree-e-ness. Within seconds Sakura emerges with wood chips around her mouth.
"Aiya Tory" she said happily. (No, aiya ain't a new japanese word we just discovered. It's an odd version of Highya!) Yueeeeeeeeh spins around in surprise.
"EHHHHHHHHH!" he said oddly. (We've run out of words!)
She quickly pulls out Windy and commands it to 'let loose' on Yueeeeeeeeeh. But instead of the yellow person (windy) appearing another 'person' appeares.DORNKIRK! He turns his back on Yueeeeeeeeh and bends over. And er.'lets loose'. (Dornkirk+old age+a bowl of beans ain't a good combo). The sheer smell makes everyone go pale. But the effect on Yueeeeeeeh seems to be magnified (cause it was directed at him) so all the color drains from his ENTIRE self. Even his clothes and eyes and 'socks'. (He used to be a redhead. With freckles and everything. ^_^) Yueeeeeeeeeeeh falls to the ground (nearly dead).
"She won," he says, still twitching like a cockroach on pesticides.
"Don't worry Yueeeeeeeeeeeeh! We can play MORE games later!"(a world of 'hint hint') says Sakura affectionately. (With a wink). Lee turns an odd shade of purple (with envy!). Madison blanches for no reason.
(*cough* says Jen) ("?" says Celi-chan) (I have a cold responds Jenny- chan).
Tory is suddenly turned on by the sexual tension, so he whips off his apron cause it was cutting off circulation to his lower body. Everyone (cept Yueeeeeeeeeh and Lee and Kero) turn odd colours (in disgust). (Kero's a pervert in my story.) Feeling that it's obvious Sakura won they all head home. Strangely enough Yueeeeeeeeeeh and Sakura stay behind to 'discuss' matters about her being da new clow person. Kero stays behind to watch.
Sigh. Author wipes a tear away. What a beautiful story. IT SHOULD WIN AN AWARD.
No Yueeeeeeeeehs were hurt in the filming of this chapter. (Jen got to take em home.)
Expect the next chapter to be Jen's Christmas present (the Yueeeeeeh/Sakura lemon). If you're wondering about the whole 'Yueeeeeeeeeh' thing, I don't really know. ("How specific!"says Jen.) I also can't give you peeps an explanation about the candy land thing. (which by the way we don't own. Or technically the 'rainin men' song.) That would be pleasant though. ^_^ Chocolate and 'men'. .. HOT FUDGE!
^_^ says Jen.