Okay people! From now on, people shall be refferred to in such a way like
Rinoa/Raijin..so that would mean its Rinoa, yet she has the Raijin
personality. Okay? You understand? If you dont, I will re-wrie it in some
different way, yet I will need a few tips X.x I have a feeling I will be
updating this alot, because this story is really fun to think up...because
it is so incredibly stupid XD
Anyways! On with the story!
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The whole group had gone down to Dr. Kadowaki's office as soon as they established who there new personality was, yet the kindly doctor couldnt do a thing to help the pitiful sniveling group before her. All they could do, she said, was live with it, and it would, hopefully, go away eventually.
Her statement didn't exactly boost the morale of everyone who was stuck with a new personality. Surprisingly though, Squall/Selphie seemed to be happy with her statement and had hugged Dr. Kadowaki and skipped out of the room, while the rest grumbled and went about there buisness...or eachothers' buisness.
Later on that day, as Angelo/Quistis was taking Raijin/Angelo for a walk, Angelo/Quistis stumbled upon Zell/Squall and Squall/Selphie at the "secret area" in the Training Zone. His Quistis personality kicked in immediately. Yet, Angelo/Quistis got confused at seeing basically two Squalls. He faced towards Squall/Selphie, thinking basically that he was the original Squall. "Squall..." Angelo/Quistis began. "I...I LOVE YOU!!!" Angelo/Quistis said. Then however, when Squall/Selphie gave him an odd look, Angelo/Quistis looked at Zell/Squall...then back to Squall/Selphie...and then back and forth. "DAMMIT!" he said as he fell over in dizziness...then he trotted out of the room on his hind legs with Raijin/Angelo running behind him on all fours.
The cafeteria staff was dumbstruck at the sudden change of Fuijin/Zell. She had eaten the cafeteria out of hot dogs completely, and was threatening them with martail arts. Quistis/Seifer stood in the backgroun yelling "CHICKEN WUSS!!! DAMMIT!" every few minutes, and Raijin/Angelo, who had eventually left Angelo/Quistis, barked madly in the background. while Squall/Selphie skipped merrily around singing "Huga! Huga! Hai! Hai! Booyakka!".
The commotion grew to a very intense sound level, and eventually, Selphie/Fuijin stormed into the cafeteria, along with Seifer/Irvine (who was not introduced in the first chapter, sorry ^.^;;;).
"Yeehaw!" Seifer/Irvine exclaimed as he ran through the door, followed by Selphie/Fuijin.
"RAGE" Selphie said, shaking her fist at everyone.
Everyone quietly left the cafeteria except for Fuijin/Zell, who still demanded hot dogs. Selphie/Fuijin kicked her in the behind. "GO" she said loudly, so Fuijin/Zell did, with her head bowed.
There were six more riots in the cafeteria that day.
The day after wasnt very eventful or loud, and there was only one riot in the cafeteria. Fuijin/Zell had convinced the cafeteria workers to go on a hotdog making spree just so the woman would stop threatening them.
Early on in the day, Squall/Selphie was skipping cheerfully through the dormitories singing "Zippa dee doo dah!" when he ran smack into Seifer/Irvine outside of his dorm.
"Hey Irvy Kinneapoo!" Squall/Selphie said, then giggled. Seifer/Irvine looked at him and grinned. Then, all sense of genders lost, they both made wild, passionate sex in his dormitory.
Around the same time, Selphie/Fuijin, Rinoa/Raijin, and Quistis/Seifer were talking about random things.
"Irvine is screwing Selphie." Quistis/Seifer said.
"Very loud, ya know?" Rinoa/Raijin said.
"INDEED" Selphie/Fuijin said.
Yet AGAIN around the same time, Irvine/Rinoa was stalking Zell/Squall, complaining to him.
"Squally! That mean man called me a slut!" he whinged. Zell/Squall ignored her.
She stalked him all day, he ignored her all day, until he locked her into a random dorm, which unfortunately was Seifer/Irvine's!
Irvine/Rinoa climbed out the window and fell almost to her death, yet she landed right on top of Zell/Squall!
"Squally! You saved me! I am in you debt, and I wont stop following you until you can tell me how to make it up to you!" Irvine/Rinoa squealed, latching on to Zell/Squall's legs.
Zell/Squall looked down exasperatedly at Irvine/Rinoa. "Oh. I know how you can make it up to me." he said with a sligth snarl.
"What Squally-poo?" Irvine/Rinoa said, his eyes shining.
"GO THE HELL AWAY!!!" he shouted. Irvine/Rinoa ran away crying.
Later in the day, Angelo/Quistis and Raijin/Angelo were in the schools laboratory, which was built where Master Zorg had once been.
"I have an idea!" Angelo/Quistis yelped out excitedly, causing Raijin/Angelo to jump.
"Chocolate-covered edible puppies! They will sell millions!" Angelo/Quistis shouted, jumping up and down.
"Now...where to find a dog..." Angelo/Quistis began, until his eyes rested on Raijin/Angelo who was slowly slinking away...
The whole group had gone down to Dr. Kadowaki's office as soon as they established who there new personality was, yet the kindly doctor couldnt do a thing to help the pitiful sniveling group before her. All they could do, she said, was live with it, and it would, hopefully, go away eventually.
Her statement didn't exactly boost the morale of everyone who was stuck with a new personality. Surprisingly though, Squall/Selphie seemed to be happy with her statement and had hugged Dr. Kadowaki and skipped out of the room, while the rest grumbled and went about there buisness...or eachothers' buisness.
Later on that day, as Angelo/Quistis was taking Raijin/Angelo for a walk, Angelo/Quistis stumbled upon Zell/Squall and Squall/Selphie at the "secret area" in the Training Zone. His Quistis personality kicked in immediately. Yet, Angelo/Quistis got confused at seeing basically two Squalls. He faced towards Squall/Selphie, thinking basically that he was the original Squall. "Squall..." Angelo/Quistis began. "I...I LOVE YOU!!!" Angelo/Quistis said. Then however, when Squall/Selphie gave him an odd look, Angelo/Quistis looked at Zell/Squall...then back to Squall/Selphie...and then back and forth. "DAMMIT!" he said as he fell over in dizziness...then he trotted out of the room on his hind legs with Raijin/Angelo running behind him on all fours.
The cafeteria staff was dumbstruck at the sudden change of Fuijin/Zell. She had eaten the cafeteria out of hot dogs completely, and was threatening them with martail arts. Quistis/Seifer stood in the backgroun yelling "CHICKEN WUSS!!! DAMMIT!" every few minutes, and Raijin/Angelo, who had eventually left Angelo/Quistis, barked madly in the background. while Squall/Selphie skipped merrily around singing "Huga! Huga! Hai! Hai! Booyakka!".
The commotion grew to a very intense sound level, and eventually, Selphie/Fuijin stormed into the cafeteria, along with Seifer/Irvine (who was not introduced in the first chapter, sorry ^.^;;;).
"Yeehaw!" Seifer/Irvine exclaimed as he ran through the door, followed by Selphie/Fuijin.
"RAGE" Selphie said, shaking her fist at everyone.
Everyone quietly left the cafeteria except for Fuijin/Zell, who still demanded hot dogs. Selphie/Fuijin kicked her in the behind. "GO" she said loudly, so Fuijin/Zell did, with her head bowed.
There were six more riots in the cafeteria that day.
The day after wasnt very eventful or loud, and there was only one riot in the cafeteria. Fuijin/Zell had convinced the cafeteria workers to go on a hotdog making spree just so the woman would stop threatening them.
Early on in the day, Squall/Selphie was skipping cheerfully through the dormitories singing "Zippa dee doo dah!" when he ran smack into Seifer/Irvine outside of his dorm.
"Hey Irvy Kinneapoo!" Squall/Selphie said, then giggled. Seifer/Irvine looked at him and grinned. Then, all sense of genders lost, they both made wild, passionate sex in his dormitory.
Around the same time, Selphie/Fuijin, Rinoa/Raijin, and Quistis/Seifer were talking about random things.
"Irvine is screwing Selphie." Quistis/Seifer said.
"Very loud, ya know?" Rinoa/Raijin said.
"INDEED" Selphie/Fuijin said.
Yet AGAIN around the same time, Irvine/Rinoa was stalking Zell/Squall, complaining to him.
"Squally! That mean man called me a slut!" he whinged. Zell/Squall ignored her.
She stalked him all day, he ignored her all day, until he locked her into a random dorm, which unfortunately was Seifer/Irvine's!
Irvine/Rinoa climbed out the window and fell almost to her death, yet she landed right on top of Zell/Squall!
"Squally! You saved me! I am in you debt, and I wont stop following you until you can tell me how to make it up to you!" Irvine/Rinoa squealed, latching on to Zell/Squall's legs.
Zell/Squall looked down exasperatedly at Irvine/Rinoa. "Oh. I know how you can make it up to me." he said with a sligth snarl.
"What Squally-poo?" Irvine/Rinoa said, his eyes shining.
"GO THE HELL AWAY!!!" he shouted. Irvine/Rinoa ran away crying.
Later in the day, Angelo/Quistis and Raijin/Angelo were in the schools laboratory, which was built where Master Zorg had once been.
"I have an idea!" Angelo/Quistis yelped out excitedly, causing Raijin/Angelo to jump.
"Chocolate-covered edible puppies! They will sell millions!" Angelo/Quistis shouted, jumping up and down.
"Now...where to find a dog..." Angelo/Quistis began, until his eyes rested on Raijin/Angelo who was slowly slinking away...