Yes...Im sure the last chapter was...erm..."interesting", right?
Yeeeah...well this one I will try and make even BETTER!!! It shall be the
best! The best I say, the best!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *chokes* Ack...Im
okay...
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Angelo/Quistis was about to leap at Raijin/Angelo with a steak knife, when Squall/Selphie came skipping in, wearing women's lingerie and humming "How Much is That Doggy in the Window?" He looked at the space between Angelo/Quistis and Raijin/Angelo, and the steak knife in Angelo/Quistis's hand.
"Oooo! A game! Can I play?" Squall/Selphie asked Angelo/Quistis with a giggle. Angelo/Quistis stared at Squall/Selphie for a minute, then dropped the knife with a clatter and ran away with his paws over his ears. Squall/Selphie blinked for a few minutes after he left.
"Geeeeez...Whats HIS problem?" Squall/Selphie asked Raijin/Angelo, who merely yipped and licked Squall/Selphie's cheek.
"You are such a good doggy!" Squall/Selphie giggled out, then squeezed "Raijin/Angelo to his chest.
"Im'ma call you George!" he exclaimed with a squeal, trying in vain to pick up Raijin/Angelo in his arms and carry him away.
Irvine/Rinoa dashed blindly through the halls, his eyes blurred with tears from Zell/Squall's harsh words. He ran for a long time, until he bumped into Squall/Selphie who was struggling to carry Raijin/Angelo to his dorm. Squall/Selphie dropped Raijin/Angelo with a sickening splattering and cracking noise.
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!" Squall/Selphie cried, kneeling near Raijin/Angelo's side.
"You...you killed George!!! NUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!" Squall/Selphie screamed at Irvine/Rinoa, smacking him across the face. "NOW YOU SHALL PAY FOR GEORGE'S LIFE WITH YOUR OWN! MUH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Squall/Selphie boomed, glaring at Irvine/Rinoa.
"Ahhh!!! SQUALLY!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Irvine/Rinoa shouted as Squall/Selphie picked him up.
"I will kill you! And you will die from my killing!" Squall/Selphie bellowed as he lifted Irvine/Rinoa up. "This is for you, George!" he shouted. Then he threw Irvine/Rinoa into the fountain outside. Irvine/Rinoa gasped and then gurgled as she sunk to the bottom.
After Squall/Selphie had thrown Irvine/Rinoa into the fountain, Raijin/Angelo (George) whinged and stood up.
"George! You are alive! YAY!" Squall/Selphie exclaimed, wrapping his arms around Raijin/Angelo.
"Oh! I threw Rinoa into the fountain!" Squall/Selphie exclaimed. "Oh well, I didnt like her anyway. Lets go, George!" he said, as he picked up Raijin/Angelo again and headed off to his dorm.
Around the same time, Angelo/Quistis had gone to the cafeteria after he had run from the lab to make Fuijin/Zell stop eating the hotdogs and save them for another day. Fuijin/Zell had left reluctantly, and had gone outside to sit at the fountains edge. It was then when he heard Irvine/Rinoa getting thrown in on the other side, and he had run to investigate. By that time, Squall/Selphie was gone.
Fuijin/Zell quickly dived in and saved Irvine/Rinoa (much to everyones dismay), yet she didnt realize her mistake.
As soon as Irvine/Rinoa was concious again (yet again, much to everyones dismay), he took to stalking Fuijin/Zell around the Garden, as anytime he went near Zell/Squall he would kick him in the gut and send him sprawling.
Eventually, Fuijin/Zell got extremely sick of Irvine/Rinoa, and locked her into the lab.
Angelo/Quistis had gotten bored again, and decided to go back down to the lab and do something new, as Squall/Selphie would let her near "George" as he called Raijin/Angelo. He decided to come out with a plan to help Fuijin/Zell and Zell/Squall, as they had rquested a way to kill Irvine/Rinoa.
When he got in the lab, she didnt notice Irvine/Rinoa's form lying in the shadows, sulking silently. So Angelo/Quistis got to work.
"Yes! I have an idea! MUH-HAHAHAHAHAH" Angelo/Quistis cackled. "Chocolate covered edible humans!" he shouted with glee.
"Now...where to get a vulnerable human..." he pondered...and it was at that moment that the hidden Irvine/Rinoa sneezed....
Zell/Squall had been thinking alot lately, mainly of ways to kill Irvine/Rinoa. He was gleefully helped by Fuijin/Zell. They came up with the idea of asking Angelo/Quistis, and he had gone straight to the laboratory after they had asked.
Zell/Squall and Fuijin/Zell walked together towards the building, when Seifer/Irvine ran up to them.
"Yeehaw! Hey, have any of you guys seen my magazine?" he asked them.
"You mean...porn?" Fuijin/Zell asked. Seifer/Irvine glared at him.
"Have you seen it?" he demanded again. Fuijin/Zell shook his head. Zell/Squall nodded.
"I think Fuijin, Seifer, and Raijin took it." he replied. Seifer/Irvine snarled, then ran off.
Zell/Squall and Fuijin/Zell watched him run off, and then decided to go to the cafeteria to think some more...or maybe start another riot!
Rinoa/Raijin and Quistis/Seifer looked through Seifer/Irvine's naughty magazine, as they laughed uncontrollably.
"I cant believe Irvine looks at porn of old ladies!" Quistis/Seifer laughed. "He is even more of a chicken-wuss then Zell is!"
"This is funny, ya know?" Rinoa/Raijin said.
Selphie/Fuijin snook up behind them, and kicked them both in the bums and took the magazine and threw it in the fountain.
"NAUGHTY"
Seifer/Irvine watched on in horror as Selphie/Fuijin threw his Old Lady Porn into the fountain.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" he cried as he lept into the fountain, trying to graps at the magazine...but its pages had bled so bad, that he left it in the fountain and came out with tears in his eyes.
"No! My Old Lady Porn! Why? WHY?!" he shouted as he cried into his hands. Selphie/Fuijin stared blankly at him.
"SISSY" she said, and kicked Irvine back into the fountain, as she walked away with Quistis/Seifer and Rinoa/Raijin.
"George! What have you got there?" Squall/Selphie exclaimed cheefully as Raijin/Angelo placed the rolled up and rubber banded magazine in his lap. Raijin/Angelo had found the paper outside of Seifer/Irvines door, and barked happily when he had found it.
Squall/Selphie opened up the magazine. "Oooo! Nekkid old people!" she giggled and pet Raijin/Angelo. "Good boy, George!" he said, then went out to find Seifer/Irvine.
Seifer/Irvine sat sadly on the edge of the fountain, when he heard Squall/Selphie walk up.
"Hey, Sephy!" he said, trying to sound cheerful, yet when he looked at Squall/Selphie's face, he knew she was mad.
"Whuzzah matter, pumpkin?" he asked. Squall/Selphie just glared at him.
"Pervert!" he exclaimed, and for some reason burst into giggles and threw himself on to Seifer/Irvine.
"I found some of your Old Lady Porn! George brought it to me!" he explained after he had whacked Seifer/Irvine six times on the head with the magazine.
"I can expl....George?" Seifer/Irvine questioned. Squall/Selphie giggled.
"George is my new puppy!" he explained with a giggle.
"Hmm...Quistis was looking for some puppies..." Seifer/Irvine began.
"NUUUUUUUUU!!!" Squall/Selphie squealed, then ran off to the dorms to go and get George, yet as he jumped up, Seifer/Irvine's new issue of Old Lady Porn was knocked into the fountain.
"NOOOOOO!!!" Seifer/Irvine cried...and had to be dragged away from the fountain by a passing by Rinoa/Raijin
Squall/Selphie burst into her dorm, finding some random ninja guy who has no major part in this story trying to capture "George". We shall call this random ninja guy 'Random Ninja Guy'.
"NUUUU!!!" Squall/Selphie shouted as she kicked Random Ninja Guy inbetween the legs. Then, he threw Random Ninja Guy into the hallway.
Random Ninja Guy pulled out his Throwing Stars, yet Squall/Selphie avoided them using Matrix-like moves. Finally, Squall/Selphie kicked the Random Ninja guy in the head, and threw him down the laundry shoot...which came out into the lab, which doubled as a laundry room!
This chapter is dedicated to poor Mr. Random Ninja Guy. May his soul live on in our memories, and may he taste fudgey, and not be packaged with Irvine/Rinoa
^o^
Angelo/Quistis was about to leap at Raijin/Angelo with a steak knife, when Squall/Selphie came skipping in, wearing women's lingerie and humming "How Much is That Doggy in the Window?" He looked at the space between Angelo/Quistis and Raijin/Angelo, and the steak knife in Angelo/Quistis's hand.
"Oooo! A game! Can I play?" Squall/Selphie asked Angelo/Quistis with a giggle. Angelo/Quistis stared at Squall/Selphie for a minute, then dropped the knife with a clatter and ran away with his paws over his ears. Squall/Selphie blinked for a few minutes after he left.
"Geeeeez...Whats HIS problem?" Squall/Selphie asked Raijin/Angelo, who merely yipped and licked Squall/Selphie's cheek.
"You are such a good doggy!" Squall/Selphie giggled out, then squeezed "Raijin/Angelo to his chest.
"Im'ma call you George!" he exclaimed with a squeal, trying in vain to pick up Raijin/Angelo in his arms and carry him away.
Irvine/Rinoa dashed blindly through the halls, his eyes blurred with tears from Zell/Squall's harsh words. He ran for a long time, until he bumped into Squall/Selphie who was struggling to carry Raijin/Angelo to his dorm. Squall/Selphie dropped Raijin/Angelo with a sickening splattering and cracking noise.
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!" Squall/Selphie cried, kneeling near Raijin/Angelo's side.
"You...you killed George!!! NUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!" Squall/Selphie screamed at Irvine/Rinoa, smacking him across the face. "NOW YOU SHALL PAY FOR GEORGE'S LIFE WITH YOUR OWN! MUH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Squall/Selphie boomed, glaring at Irvine/Rinoa.
"Ahhh!!! SQUALLY!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Irvine/Rinoa shouted as Squall/Selphie picked him up.
"I will kill you! And you will die from my killing!" Squall/Selphie bellowed as he lifted Irvine/Rinoa up. "This is for you, George!" he shouted. Then he threw Irvine/Rinoa into the fountain outside. Irvine/Rinoa gasped and then gurgled as she sunk to the bottom.
After Squall/Selphie had thrown Irvine/Rinoa into the fountain, Raijin/Angelo (George) whinged and stood up.
"George! You are alive! YAY!" Squall/Selphie exclaimed, wrapping his arms around Raijin/Angelo.
"Oh! I threw Rinoa into the fountain!" Squall/Selphie exclaimed. "Oh well, I didnt like her anyway. Lets go, George!" he said, as he picked up Raijin/Angelo again and headed off to his dorm.
Around the same time, Angelo/Quistis had gone to the cafeteria after he had run from the lab to make Fuijin/Zell stop eating the hotdogs and save them for another day. Fuijin/Zell had left reluctantly, and had gone outside to sit at the fountains edge. It was then when he heard Irvine/Rinoa getting thrown in on the other side, and he had run to investigate. By that time, Squall/Selphie was gone.
Fuijin/Zell quickly dived in and saved Irvine/Rinoa (much to everyones dismay), yet she didnt realize her mistake.
As soon as Irvine/Rinoa was concious again (yet again, much to everyones dismay), he took to stalking Fuijin/Zell around the Garden, as anytime he went near Zell/Squall he would kick him in the gut and send him sprawling.
Eventually, Fuijin/Zell got extremely sick of Irvine/Rinoa, and locked her into the lab.
Angelo/Quistis had gotten bored again, and decided to go back down to the lab and do something new, as Squall/Selphie would let her near "George" as he called Raijin/Angelo. He decided to come out with a plan to help Fuijin/Zell and Zell/Squall, as they had rquested a way to kill Irvine/Rinoa.
When he got in the lab, she didnt notice Irvine/Rinoa's form lying in the shadows, sulking silently. So Angelo/Quistis got to work.
"Yes! I have an idea! MUH-HAHAHAHAHAH" Angelo/Quistis cackled. "Chocolate covered edible humans!" he shouted with glee.
"Now...where to get a vulnerable human..." he pondered...and it was at that moment that the hidden Irvine/Rinoa sneezed....
Zell/Squall had been thinking alot lately, mainly of ways to kill Irvine/Rinoa. He was gleefully helped by Fuijin/Zell. They came up with the idea of asking Angelo/Quistis, and he had gone straight to the laboratory after they had asked.
Zell/Squall and Fuijin/Zell walked together towards the building, when Seifer/Irvine ran up to them.
"Yeehaw! Hey, have any of you guys seen my magazine?" he asked them.
"You mean...porn?" Fuijin/Zell asked. Seifer/Irvine glared at him.
"Have you seen it?" he demanded again. Fuijin/Zell shook his head. Zell/Squall nodded.
"I think Fuijin, Seifer, and Raijin took it." he replied. Seifer/Irvine snarled, then ran off.
Zell/Squall and Fuijin/Zell watched him run off, and then decided to go to the cafeteria to think some more...or maybe start another riot!
Rinoa/Raijin and Quistis/Seifer looked through Seifer/Irvine's naughty magazine, as they laughed uncontrollably.
"I cant believe Irvine looks at porn of old ladies!" Quistis/Seifer laughed. "He is even more of a chicken-wuss then Zell is!"
"This is funny, ya know?" Rinoa/Raijin said.
Selphie/Fuijin snook up behind them, and kicked them both in the bums and took the magazine and threw it in the fountain.
"NAUGHTY"
Seifer/Irvine watched on in horror as Selphie/Fuijin threw his Old Lady Porn into the fountain.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" he cried as he lept into the fountain, trying to graps at the magazine...but its pages had bled so bad, that he left it in the fountain and came out with tears in his eyes.
"No! My Old Lady Porn! Why? WHY?!" he shouted as he cried into his hands. Selphie/Fuijin stared blankly at him.
"SISSY" she said, and kicked Irvine back into the fountain, as she walked away with Quistis/Seifer and Rinoa/Raijin.
"George! What have you got there?" Squall/Selphie exclaimed cheefully as Raijin/Angelo placed the rolled up and rubber banded magazine in his lap. Raijin/Angelo had found the paper outside of Seifer/Irvines door, and barked happily when he had found it.
Squall/Selphie opened up the magazine. "Oooo! Nekkid old people!" she giggled and pet Raijin/Angelo. "Good boy, George!" he said, then went out to find Seifer/Irvine.
Seifer/Irvine sat sadly on the edge of the fountain, when he heard Squall/Selphie walk up.
"Hey, Sephy!" he said, trying to sound cheerful, yet when he looked at Squall/Selphie's face, he knew she was mad.
"Whuzzah matter, pumpkin?" he asked. Squall/Selphie just glared at him.
"Pervert!" he exclaimed, and for some reason burst into giggles and threw himself on to Seifer/Irvine.
"I found some of your Old Lady Porn! George brought it to me!" he explained after he had whacked Seifer/Irvine six times on the head with the magazine.
"I can expl....George?" Seifer/Irvine questioned. Squall/Selphie giggled.
"George is my new puppy!" he explained with a giggle.
"Hmm...Quistis was looking for some puppies..." Seifer/Irvine began.
"NUUUUUUUUU!!!" Squall/Selphie squealed, then ran off to the dorms to go and get George, yet as he jumped up, Seifer/Irvine's new issue of Old Lady Porn was knocked into the fountain.
"NOOOOOO!!!" Seifer/Irvine cried...and had to be dragged away from the fountain by a passing by Rinoa/Raijin
Squall/Selphie burst into her dorm, finding some random ninja guy who has no major part in this story trying to capture "George". We shall call this random ninja guy 'Random Ninja Guy'.
"NUUUU!!!" Squall/Selphie shouted as she kicked Random Ninja Guy inbetween the legs. Then, he threw Random Ninja Guy into the hallway.
Random Ninja Guy pulled out his Throwing Stars, yet Squall/Selphie avoided them using Matrix-like moves. Finally, Squall/Selphie kicked the Random Ninja guy in the head, and threw him down the laundry shoot...which came out into the lab, which doubled as a laundry room!
This chapter is dedicated to poor Mr. Random Ninja Guy. May his soul live on in our memories, and may he taste fudgey, and not be packaged with Irvine/Rinoa
^o^