Ask Yami

Disclaimers: As always, I don't yugioh, but I really wish I did. "sigh" Everything I write is MY idea.

Author's Notes: I would like to thank Seto Kaiba Fanatic for one of the ideas. Please R&R!

Bakura:When is it going to be my turn?

LOL:Soon enough. Just keep waiting.

Yami:Yay! It's my turn! ^___________^

LOL: "whispers to self- Your turn for torture! ""laughs crazily""

Yami:What? Did you just say something?

LOL:No! Of course I didn't. You didn't hear anything.

Yami: "shrugs" Okay.

LOL:Now, on with the fic! Enjoy!

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Dear Yami,

How does it feel like to be a 5000yr old pharaoh stuck in a 14yr old body?

Curious

Dear Curious,

Eh. Can't complain. At least I can still date.

Yami, cool pharaoh



Dear older and hotter looking Yugi,

You're sooooo hot!

IluvYami

Dear IluvYami,

I know. At least I know I haven't lost my touch. "flashes awesome smile, some girls faint" (Hey! Where'd you girls come from!? You aren't supposed to be in this fic!)

Yami, hot guy



Dear Yami,

You HAVE to be anorexic to look THAT good!

Anorexic

Dear fellow anorexic,

It's true. I've had this obession about not eating since I was locked inside the puzzle. That's why I don't eat anymore. "someone whispers somthing in his ear" Oh yeah! I can't eat! It's impossible! "laughs nervously"

Yami, NOT anorexic



Dear Lord Voldemort,

I'm still waiting for your word to kill Yami.

Faithfull Death Eater (Don't own Harry Potter, but I do wish I owned Ron ^_____^)

Dear stupid imbecile,

Wrong person! Ha! Now I know your plans! "laughs evilly" I'll get you Voldie!

Yami, extremely POWERFUL sorcerer



Dear Yami,

Join forces with me, Yami! We could rule the world together!

Y.Bakura

Dear Y.Bakura,

What are you, gay? And I will never desert my aibou,Yugi. Find someone else for your evil plans. I hear Seto's a pretty good partner in crime.

Yami



Dear Hot Abs,

You have the greatest abs ever! I saw you in the "Top Ten Hottest Guys In Anime"! What's your secret?

Iluvhotabs

Dear abs luver,

About a hundred sit-ups a day! You have to work hard for six-packs as beautiful as these!

Yami, guy with hot abs



Dear Yami,

I'm a bisexual torn between a guy and a girl. Who should I choose?

Bisexual guy

Dear Bi-guy,

Take the girl, you idiot! Are you stupid! How can you like guys! Stay away from me you bi!

Yami, guy who likes girls



Dear hot guy,

Are you a lonely hunk looking for a cute girl? If you are, look no more! Cause here I am!

Cute girl

Dear cute girl,

Send a pic and I'll think about it. "winks"

Yami



Dear Yami,

Be free on Saturday and I'll meet you outside the game sop. "winks"

Anzu

Dear Anzu,

Ack! How many times do I have to tell you! I'm not interested in you! Go ask Seto. I'm sure he'll go out with you. "mutters to self-He's desperate enough"

Yami



Dear Yami,

How do I get a certain girl to like me if I think she thinks of me as a rich, spoiled, heartless guy?

S.K

Dear Kaiba,

Just ask her out. I'm sue Anzu will say yes.

Yami, matchmaker

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LOL:So did u like this chap?

Kaiba:I do not like Anzu!

LOL:U DO IF I SAY U DO!

Kaiba: "whimpers" Okay.

LOL:Next chapter will be yours.^_______^ Be happy.

Kaiba: "whimpers" Okay. "struggles to smile"

LOL:Plz R&R!