Ask Yami
Disclaimers: As always, I don't yugioh, but I really wish I did. "sigh" Everything I write is MY idea.
Author's Notes: I would like to thank Seto Kaiba Fanatic for one of the ideas. Please R&R!
Bakura:When is it going to be my turn?
LOL:Soon enough. Just keep waiting.
Yami:Yay! It's my turn! ^___________^
LOL: "whispers to self- Your turn for torture! ""laughs crazily""
Yami:What? Did you just say something?
LOL:No! Of course I didn't. You didn't hear anything.
Yami: "shrugs" Okay.
LOL:Now, on with the fic! Enjoy!
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Dear Yami,
How does it feel like to be a 5000yr old pharaoh stuck in a 14yr old body?
Curious
Dear Curious,
Eh. Can't complain. At least I can still date.
Yami, cool pharaoh
Dear older and hotter looking Yugi,
You're sooooo hot!
IluvYami
Dear IluvYami,
I know. At least I know I haven't lost my touch. "flashes awesome smile, some girls faint" (Hey! Where'd you girls come from!? You aren't supposed to be in this fic!)
Yami, hot guy
Dear Yami,
You HAVE to be anorexic to look THAT good!
Anorexic
Dear fellow anorexic,
It's true. I've had this obession about not eating since I was locked inside the puzzle. That's why I don't eat anymore. "someone whispers somthing in his ear" Oh yeah! I can't eat! It's impossible! "laughs nervously"
Yami, NOT anorexic
Dear Lord Voldemort,
I'm still waiting for your word to kill Yami.
Faithfull Death Eater (Don't own Harry Potter, but I do wish I owned Ron ^_____^)
Dear stupid imbecile,
Wrong person! Ha! Now I know your plans! "laughs evilly" I'll get you Voldie!
Yami, extremely POWERFUL sorcerer
Dear Yami,
Join forces with me, Yami! We could rule the world together!
Y.Bakura
Dear Y.Bakura,
What are you, gay? And I will never desert my aibou,Yugi. Find someone else for your evil plans. I hear Seto's a pretty good partner in crime.
Yami
Dear Hot Abs,
You have the greatest abs ever! I saw you in the "Top Ten Hottest Guys In Anime"! What's your secret?
Iluvhotabs
Dear abs luver,
About a hundred sit-ups a day! You have to work hard for six-packs as beautiful as these!
Yami, guy with hot abs
Dear Yami,
I'm a bisexual torn between a guy and a girl. Who should I choose?
Bisexual guy
Dear Bi-guy,
Take the girl, you idiot! Are you stupid! How can you like guys! Stay away from me you bi!
Yami, guy who likes girls
Dear hot guy,
Are you a lonely hunk looking for a cute girl? If you are, look no more! Cause here I am!
Cute girl
Dear cute girl,
Send a pic and I'll think about it. "winks"
Yami
Dear Yami,
Be free on Saturday and I'll meet you outside the game sop. "winks"
Anzu
Dear Anzu,
Ack! How many times do I have to tell you! I'm not interested in you! Go ask Seto. I'm sure he'll go out with you. "mutters to self-He's desperate enough"
Yami
Dear Yami,
How do I get a certain girl to like me if I think she thinks of me as a rich, spoiled, heartless guy?
S.K
Dear Kaiba,
Just ask her out. I'm sue Anzu will say yes.
Yami, matchmaker
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LOL:So did u like this chap?
Kaiba:I do not like Anzu!
LOL:U DO IF I SAY U DO!
Kaiba: "whimpers" Okay.
LOL:Next chapter will be yours.^_______^ Be happy.
Kaiba: "whimpers" Okay. "struggles to smile"
LOL:Plz R&R!
Disclaimers: As always, I don't yugioh, but I really wish I did. "sigh" Everything I write is MY idea.
Author's Notes: I would like to thank Seto Kaiba Fanatic for one of the ideas. Please R&R!
Bakura:When is it going to be my turn?
LOL:Soon enough. Just keep waiting.
Yami:Yay! It's my turn! ^___________^
LOL: "whispers to self- Your turn for torture! ""laughs crazily""
Yami:What? Did you just say something?
LOL:No! Of course I didn't. You didn't hear anything.
Yami: "shrugs" Okay.
LOL:Now, on with the fic! Enjoy!
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Dear Yami,
How does it feel like to be a 5000yr old pharaoh stuck in a 14yr old body?
Curious
Dear Curious,
Eh. Can't complain. At least I can still date.
Yami, cool pharaoh
Dear older and hotter looking Yugi,
You're sooooo hot!
IluvYami
Dear IluvYami,
I know. At least I know I haven't lost my touch. "flashes awesome smile, some girls faint" (Hey! Where'd you girls come from!? You aren't supposed to be in this fic!)
Yami, hot guy
Dear Yami,
You HAVE to be anorexic to look THAT good!
Anorexic
Dear fellow anorexic,
It's true. I've had this obession about not eating since I was locked inside the puzzle. That's why I don't eat anymore. "someone whispers somthing in his ear" Oh yeah! I can't eat! It's impossible! "laughs nervously"
Yami, NOT anorexic
Dear Lord Voldemort,
I'm still waiting for your word to kill Yami.
Faithfull Death Eater (Don't own Harry Potter, but I do wish I owned Ron ^_____^)
Dear stupid imbecile,
Wrong person! Ha! Now I know your plans! "laughs evilly" I'll get you Voldie!
Yami, extremely POWERFUL sorcerer
Dear Yami,
Join forces with me, Yami! We could rule the world together!
Y.Bakura
Dear Y.Bakura,
What are you, gay? And I will never desert my aibou,Yugi. Find someone else for your evil plans. I hear Seto's a pretty good partner in crime.
Yami
Dear Hot Abs,
You have the greatest abs ever! I saw you in the "Top Ten Hottest Guys In Anime"! What's your secret?
Iluvhotabs
Dear abs luver,
About a hundred sit-ups a day! You have to work hard for six-packs as beautiful as these!
Yami, guy with hot abs
Dear Yami,
I'm a bisexual torn between a guy and a girl. Who should I choose?
Bisexual guy
Dear Bi-guy,
Take the girl, you idiot! Are you stupid! How can you like guys! Stay away from me you bi!
Yami, guy who likes girls
Dear hot guy,
Are you a lonely hunk looking for a cute girl? If you are, look no more! Cause here I am!
Cute girl
Dear cute girl,
Send a pic and I'll think about it. "winks"
Yami
Dear Yami,
Be free on Saturday and I'll meet you outside the game sop. "winks"
Anzu
Dear Anzu,
Ack! How many times do I have to tell you! I'm not interested in you! Go ask Seto. I'm sure he'll go out with you. "mutters to self-He's desperate enough"
Yami
Dear Yami,
How do I get a certain girl to like me if I think she thinks of me as a rich, spoiled, heartless guy?
S.K
Dear Kaiba,
Just ask her out. I'm sue Anzu will say yes.
Yami, matchmaker
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LOL:So did u like this chap?
Kaiba:I do not like Anzu!
LOL:U DO IF I SAY U DO!
Kaiba: "whimpers" Okay.
LOL:Next chapter will be yours.^_______^ Be happy.
Kaiba: "whimpers" Okay. "struggles to smile"
LOL:Plz R&R!
