Ive been wanting to make this chapter..so now I shall! This may only be
funny in the twisted humor that is my own. This is a bit off topic, aint
it? Yeah...but I wanted to write about th Random Ninja guy...so I am right
here. I promise that the next chapter will be back to normal again.
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Random Ninja Guy remembered vaguely what had happened. He had been trying to take that human dog thing, when a man in a dress had attacked him, and he had been knocked unconcious.
Now, here he was, covered in fudge.
At least it was good fudge.
~
The little girl jumped for joy as she opened her birthday present and saw that it was fudge in the shape of a human, and life sized too! This fudge would last her a while! Plus, it was her favorite kinda: chocolate-vanilla swirled.
This little girls name was Richard.
She had a little brother named Amy.
No, I didnt typo. Those are there names.
Anyway, where was I. Oh yes.
Richard was so happy as she looked over her birthday present, and Amy looked jealously at it. He knew that Richard wouldnt share any with him, because she was a spoiled brat. He wanted to kill her.
Literally.
~
Random Ninja Guy had heard himself being bought and wrapped up, and now the noises of people celebrating reached his ears, and the sound of himself being wrapped up. Immediately, he began to eat at the fudge, hoping to break free and run home to his mommy.
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Just as Richard was about to bit into her fudge, she screamed as she saw a mouth eating from the INSIDE of the fudge. Eventually, a head burst free, which caused Richard to shriek.
~
Random Ninja Guy quickly lept from his fudge prison with a roar, hoping to cause a few children to shriek.
Little Richard did shriek, as did her mom and dad. But Amy didnt shriek at all.
Amy jumped at Random Ninja Guy with a butcher knife, which he had originally intended for Richard.
Luckily, the stab from Amy didnt kill Random Ninja Guy.
~
Random Ninja Guy was scared of the little twerp in a dress. He had a bad history with men in dresses. And ones with girls names.
Random Ninja Guy shuddered with the memory of Squall/Selphie.
Quickly, Random Ninja Guy dashed from the house, and back towards his own.
Rabid German Farmers with pitchforks chased Random Ninja guy the whole way home.
Yet, Random Ninja Guy had evaded death.
The next day, as Random Ninja Guy was going to market to buy a fat pig, he was hit by a bus.
Thus ended the Saga of the Random Ninja Guy.
~
Random Ninja Guy remembered vaguely what had happened. He had been trying to take that human dog thing, when a man in a dress had attacked him, and he had been knocked unconcious.
Now, here he was, covered in fudge.
At least it was good fudge.
~
The little girl jumped for joy as she opened her birthday present and saw that it was fudge in the shape of a human, and life sized too! This fudge would last her a while! Plus, it was her favorite kinda: chocolate-vanilla swirled.
This little girls name was Richard.
She had a little brother named Amy.
No, I didnt typo. Those are there names.
Anyway, where was I. Oh yes.
Richard was so happy as she looked over her birthday present, and Amy looked jealously at it. He knew that Richard wouldnt share any with him, because she was a spoiled brat. He wanted to kill her.
Literally.
~
Random Ninja Guy had heard himself being bought and wrapped up, and now the noises of people celebrating reached his ears, and the sound of himself being wrapped up. Immediately, he began to eat at the fudge, hoping to break free and run home to his mommy.
~
Just as Richard was about to bit into her fudge, she screamed as she saw a mouth eating from the INSIDE of the fudge. Eventually, a head burst free, which caused Richard to shriek.
~
Random Ninja Guy quickly lept from his fudge prison with a roar, hoping to cause a few children to shriek.
Little Richard did shriek, as did her mom and dad. But Amy didnt shriek at all.
Amy jumped at Random Ninja Guy with a butcher knife, which he had originally intended for Richard.
Luckily, the stab from Amy didnt kill Random Ninja Guy.
~
Random Ninja Guy was scared of the little twerp in a dress. He had a bad history with men in dresses. And ones with girls names.
Random Ninja Guy shuddered with the memory of Squall/Selphie.
Quickly, Random Ninja Guy dashed from the house, and back towards his own.
Rabid German Farmers with pitchforks chased Random Ninja guy the whole way home.
Yet, Random Ninja Guy had evaded death.
The next day, as Random Ninja Guy was going to market to buy a fat pig, he was hit by a bus.
Thus ended the Saga of the Random Ninja Guy.
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