Ask Seto

Disclaimers: I don't own Yugioh, but I really wish I did. Doesn't everybody? ^____^ All these letters are my ideas. I didn't copy any of them from anyone.

Author's Note's: Thanks for everyone who gave me reviews! This chapter was a request from Seto-luver. Hope u like it. Thanks for everybody who gave me reviews. If you had a question for Yugi, Yami, or Seto that I didn't answer in these chapters. I will answer them in a future chapter that's mixed. That means that it's not fixed on 1 character.

Bakura:When am I going to get my turn! "whiny voice"

LOL:Stop being such a baby! If you weren't so cute and adorable, I would've

beat you up a long time ago! You're sooooooo cute! ^_______^ glomps

Bakura: Thank god I'm so cute.(

LOL: Now on with the fic. This is one of my fave chaps. Plz R&R! Enjoy!

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Dear Kaiba,

Hey Kaiba!Hey Kaiba!Hey Kaiba!We're gonna get you!

Pink Bunnies

Dear Death Bunnies,

Ah! Get away from me you fuzzy freaks! Ah!

Kaiba, crouching in a corner, hiding



Dear Seto,

Hey you hottie! Try Pepsi! For those who think young.

Britney Spears, Pepsi Sponsor (Do not own Pepsi. Sorry to those who like Britney. Do not own her either)

Dear Britney,

Ah! Britney Spears! Where'd you get my address? Ah! Don't come near me! Ah!

Seto, hiding from Britney Spears



Dear Seto,

Uh, Yami told me to ask you out. So, um, do you wanna?

Anzu, desperate

Dear Anzu,

Wow, you must be pretty desperate to ask ME out. But then again, so am I. Ofcourse I will. Yami really said that? He told me to ask YOU out. I think he's playing with us.

Seto



Dear Super Hottie,

Could you come to my prom as my date? I've already asked Voldemort and Peter Pan. But they said that they have more important things to do. Ya, as if. Please say yes.(Do not own Harry Potter or Peter Pan)

Velma(I think that's how you spell her name), girl in Scobby Doo gang(Do not own Scooby Doo)

Dear Velma,

Um, I have more important things to do. See, I'd really "cough cough" love to go but "cough cough" I can't.

Kaiba, not available for proms



Dear Kaiba Hottie,

Will you please go out with me!? I'm your #1 fangirl! I love you!

IluvKaiba

Dear #1 fangirl,

What is wrong with all you girls! I know I'm hot, but I'm not THAT hot! Stop chasing me!

Kaiba, single and only available for Anzu



Dear Seto Kaiba,

Join forces with me! We can rule the world together! I heard you make a pretty good partner in crime. That dumb Yami turned down my offer.

Y.Bakura

Dear Y.Bakura,

What are you, gay? Yami really turned down your offer? Wow. I'll think about it.

Seto, still thinking



Dear Kaiba,

So did you ask Anzu out yet? I wanna hear ALL about it! "hee hee"

Yami, matchmaker

Dear Yami,

Actually, she asked me out. Said something about you telling her to do it. Are you playing with us?

Kaiba, very suspicious



Dear Big Brother,

How come you couldn't save me when we were in the Duelist Kingdom? I heard you were ready to die if Yami won the duel. How would you save me if you were dead? Did you think of that? And you got captured by Pegasus, too. Yugi ended up saving you and me. What do you have to say for yourself, Seto? What? Tell me!

Mokuba, high on sugar

Dear Little Brother,

How did you know about that? You weren't supposed to find out about that! Guards! I told you to keep that from him! You're fired! Um, no comment, Mokuba. "laughs nervously"

Kaiba, a GOOD big brother



Dear Seto Kaiba,

I love you, you love me, we're good friends as friends should be.

With love, Barney(Do not own Barney)

Dear Barney,

I love you, too, Barney! I've waited 12 years for you to return my letter!^________^

Seto, 15yr old who loves Barney



Dear Mr. Kaiba,

Please don't fire me! I didn't mean to let it slip! He threatened me! He bribed me! I'll do anything for you! ANYTHING!

Very Faithfull Guard

Dear Useless Guard,

Okay, then. Get fired! Ahahahahaahahaha!

Mr. Kaiba

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LOL:So how did you like this chap?

Seto:I do NOT love Barney!

LOL:Yes you do.

Seto:No, I don't

LOL:I'm the writer here. You do if I say you do!

Seto: "whimpers" Okay.

LOL:Good. Now that everything's been cleared up..

Anzu:I am NOT desperate! "cries"

LOL: "sigh" Okay! You're NOT! Happy?

Anzu: "nods head" ^_______________^

LOL: Plz review! Next chapter will be for Bakura.

Bakura: YAY!

LOL:I'm gonna do a chapter for Anzu. If you have any questions for her, please feel free to tell me. I'll put them up and answer them. Hope u liked this chap! Bi for now!