I liked the Rabid German Farmers with pitchforks alot, so Im bringing them
into this chapter! Okeeee? I think the chapters shouldnt look screwed up
anymore...but if they are, I will find some way to fix them.
Also, the songs in this chapter, "THE KIWILICIOUS QUEEING FISHY PUDDING SONG!", "WAAARK! Kiwi, Kiwi, Kee-wee-liff-ih-cal!", and "Pudding, ya! Pudding! WAAAAI!!!" are my own creations, and are copyright to ME.
Oh yeah! And I believe I forgot all the legal shiznit in the previous chapters, so here it goes: All FF8 characters and places are copyrighted to SQUARESOFT. Random Ninja Guy, Rabid German Farmers with Pitchforks, Chocolate-covered Edible Puppies, and Chocolate Covered Edible Humans are copyrighted to ME.
Now that thats over with, on to the story!
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The Rabid German Farmers with Pitchforks were very angry that they had not caught the Random Ninja Guy and drank his fluids.
After the Random Ninja Guy had escaped, the Rabid German Farmers with Pitchforks had wandered aimlessly, until they saw the vast building of Balamb Garden looming in the distance.
It was then that they decided that that would be there next destination.
~
After the group had made Angelo/Quistis stop with his Chocolate Covered Edible whatever spree, everyone retired back to there dorms to watch there TV shows, then go to sleep.
They didnt know about the Rabid German Farmers with Pitchforks that were heading towards the Garden.
~
The next morning, Squall/Selphie was a bit more cheerful then usual, and began singing as he skipped through the halls with Raijin/Angelo at his side.
~The 'Pudding, ya! Pudding! WAAAII!!!' Song!~ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pudding, ya!
Pudding, ya!
Pudding, ya!
Pudding Pudding Pudding!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
Chocolate, vanilla,
Banana, black raspberry,
Kiwi, Lime, Cracker,
Rice, Coconut, Black forest!
Pudding, ya! Pudding!
WAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!!
Pudding is good for dee tummy!
Nummy nummy nummy!
Pudding, ya! Pudding!
WAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!!!!
Chocolate, vanilla,
Banana, black raspberry,
Kiwi, Lime, Cracker,
Rice, Coconut, Black forest!
Pudding, ya! Pudding!
Pudding dee dum!
Pudding dee dee!
Pudding tra lum!
Pudding tra lee!
WAAAAAAAI!!! ~
Squall/Selphie finished the last note in a very high pitch, causing Raijin/Angelo to cover his ears and whine, and all the late sleepers to wake up crying in pain.
When everyone emerged from the dorms, Squall/Selphie thought it was because they all admired his lovely singing voice, being oblivious to the fact that his voice almost killed Raijin/Angelo.
When Squall/Selphie noticed everyone was glaring at him and reaching for sharp objects, he took his gut instinct and ran, being followed by a flying array of knives and other pointy objects used in killing. ~
Zell/Squall was bored as hell. Being a SeeD without any missions to go on is a miserable position, and the Squall personality in Zell held him back from having fun, so Zell/Squall was stuck sitting there thinking. He mainly plotted of ways to kill Rinoa.
Sometimes, Fuijin/Zell sat near him and helped, yet lately the cafeteria's hotdogs seemed to be getting better, so Fuijin/Zell practically lived in the cafeteria, eating hot dogs and starting riots.
As Zell/Squall was sitting on the roof, he noticed movement to the East of the Garden. He immediately set off to get Headmaster Cid.
~
Headmaster Cid was in the middle of having sex with Edea when Zell/Squall burst in, pamting for breath.
"Headmaster Cid! There are people near the Garden that look as if they are going to attack us!" Zell/Squall exclaimed. Headmaster Cid glared at him.
"Dammit boy! Gah!" he yelled, but ran, naked, on to the roof with Zell/Squall following him.
"We must try and reach terms of peace." Headmaster Cid explained. "Go get the rest of the other nitwits...Uh...I mean...SeeD's up here." Headmaster Cid commanded.
~
Zell/Squall ran around like a bunny on drugs searching for everyone, and he found them all in the Quad, being forced to listen to one of Squall/Selphies annoying songs.
~The 'WAARK!!! Kiwi, Kiwi, Kiwilifical Song!'~
Kee-wee-liff-ih-cal!!
WAAARK!!!
Kiwilicious, kiwi time!
Kiwi, kiwi, kiwi!
WAARK!!!
Kiwi be green, green it be!
Nice and nummy,
Did I mention green?
GREEN! GREEN! GREEN!!
WAAARK!!
Kee-wee-liff-ih-cal!
Kiwilicious, kiwi time!
Kiwi, kiwi, kiwi!
WAARK!!!
Kiwi print pajamas!
Citrusy, no?
WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!!
Kee-wee-liff-ih-cal!
Kiwilicious, kiwi time!
Kiwi, kiwi, kiwi!
WAARK!!!
Kiwilicious, kiwi time!
Kiwi, kiwi, kiwi!
WAARK!!!
Kee!
Wee!
Liff!
Ih!
CAL!!!
Squall/Selphie finished dramatically, his voice ending in a grass breaking high pitch.
After his song, everyone fell over.
Zell/Squall stood impatiently. "Move your butts, guys! Needed on the roof!" he shouted, then began to run. Everyone followed him. ~
On the roof, naked Headmaster Cid was trying, unsuccesfully, to negotiate a peace with the attackers. When Selphie/Fuijin peered over the edge, she recognized who they were: The Rabid German Farmers with Pitchforks!
"DIE" she said down to them, and they jeered up at her.
"Grr! Geben Sie uns Ihre Organe oder wir greifen Sie mit den flaming Unterkleidern des Schicksals an!" they shouted. Headmaster Cid looked down at them, puzzled.
"They said 'Grr! Give to us your organs or we attack you with flaming the under garments of fate!'" Angelo/Quistis said to Headmast Cid.
"Youre such a know-it-all! I knew it meant that!" Headmaster Cid said angrily, then broke down crying like a baby. A naked little baby.
Squall/Selphie giggled. "I know! Ill sing and maybe they love it as much as you guys do, and agree to a treaty!" Squall/Selphie giggled.
~~THE KIWILICIOUS QUEEING FISHY PUDDING SONG!~~
QUEEE!!! IM A FISHY!!!
QUEEE!!! IM A FISHY!!!
Fishy be nummy,
Fishy be me,
QUEEE!!! IM A FISHY!!!
QUEEE!!! IM A FISHY!!!
The kiwiful fishy,
Swimma dee swimma dum..
Pudding, ya! Pudding pudding!
Cheery-o! Cheery-o!
WAI!!!
Fish, fish, fishy...
Fishity, fishity, fish...
Pudding, ya! Pudding!
Fishy, fishy...
YAY! WAAI!!! Pudding Fishity!
Kiwi, kiwi, kiwilifical!
Fishy, fishy, pudding, ya!
Kiwilicious pudding fish!
QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!!
Im a Fishy!
WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!!
Im a Kiwi!
Ya! Ya! WAAAAAI!!!
Pudding, ya! Pudding!
Kiwilicious Queeing Fish Pudding!
QUEEE! WARK! WAI!
Pudding, pudding, puddingful, pudding!
Kiwi pudding, green it be!
Wai! Wai! Wai!
Fishy be blue! Blue fishy, it be!
QUEEE!!! IM A FISHY!!!
Wai! Wai! Wai!
Ya! Ya! Ya!
WARK! WARK! WARK!
Queee...Quee..
Quee along with meeeee!
QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!!
QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!!
Im a Fishy!
WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!!
Im a Kiwi!
Ya! Ya! WAAAAAI!!!
Pudding, ya! Pudding!
Waark, waark, waark..
Wark along with me!
WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!!
QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!!
Im a Fishy!
WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!!
Im a Kiwi!
Ya! Ya! WAAAAAI!!!
Pudding, ya! Pudding!
Ya, ya, ya...
Ya along with me!!
YA! YA! YA!!!
Dont forget the WAI!!
Wai along with me!
WAAAAAAAAAI!!!!!
Ya! Ya! Ya! WAAAAAAAI!!!
QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!!
Im a Fishy!
WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!!
Im a Kiwi!
Ya! Ya! WAAAAAI!!!
Pudding, ya! Pudding!
~
Squall/Selphie finsihed giggling, then looked down at the Rabid German Farmers with Pitchforks.
They had been turned to smoking piles of ashes.
Also, the songs in this chapter, "THE KIWILICIOUS QUEEING FISHY PUDDING SONG!", "WAAARK! Kiwi, Kiwi, Kee-wee-liff-ih-cal!", and "Pudding, ya! Pudding! WAAAAI!!!" are my own creations, and are copyright to ME.
Oh yeah! And I believe I forgot all the legal shiznit in the previous chapters, so here it goes: All FF8 characters and places are copyrighted to SQUARESOFT. Random Ninja Guy, Rabid German Farmers with Pitchforks, Chocolate-covered Edible Puppies, and Chocolate Covered Edible Humans are copyrighted to ME.
Now that thats over with, on to the story!
-------------------------------
The Rabid German Farmers with Pitchforks were very angry that they had not caught the Random Ninja Guy and drank his fluids.
After the Random Ninja Guy had escaped, the Rabid German Farmers with Pitchforks had wandered aimlessly, until they saw the vast building of Balamb Garden looming in the distance.
It was then that they decided that that would be there next destination.
~
After the group had made Angelo/Quistis stop with his Chocolate Covered Edible whatever spree, everyone retired back to there dorms to watch there TV shows, then go to sleep.
They didnt know about the Rabid German Farmers with Pitchforks that were heading towards the Garden.
~
The next morning, Squall/Selphie was a bit more cheerful then usual, and began singing as he skipped through the halls with Raijin/Angelo at his side.
~The 'Pudding, ya! Pudding! WAAAII!!!' Song!~ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pudding, ya!
Pudding, ya!
Pudding, ya!
Pudding Pudding Pudding!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
Chocolate, vanilla,
Banana, black raspberry,
Kiwi, Lime, Cracker,
Rice, Coconut, Black forest!
Pudding, ya! Pudding!
WAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!!
Pudding is good for dee tummy!
Nummy nummy nummy!
Pudding, ya! Pudding!
WAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!!!!
Chocolate, vanilla,
Banana, black raspberry,
Kiwi, Lime, Cracker,
Rice, Coconut, Black forest!
Pudding, ya! Pudding!
Pudding dee dum!
Pudding dee dee!
Pudding tra lum!
Pudding tra lee!
WAAAAAAAI!!! ~
Squall/Selphie finished the last note in a very high pitch, causing Raijin/Angelo to cover his ears and whine, and all the late sleepers to wake up crying in pain.
When everyone emerged from the dorms, Squall/Selphie thought it was because they all admired his lovely singing voice, being oblivious to the fact that his voice almost killed Raijin/Angelo.
When Squall/Selphie noticed everyone was glaring at him and reaching for sharp objects, he took his gut instinct and ran, being followed by a flying array of knives and other pointy objects used in killing. ~
Zell/Squall was bored as hell. Being a SeeD without any missions to go on is a miserable position, and the Squall personality in Zell held him back from having fun, so Zell/Squall was stuck sitting there thinking. He mainly plotted of ways to kill Rinoa.
Sometimes, Fuijin/Zell sat near him and helped, yet lately the cafeteria's hotdogs seemed to be getting better, so Fuijin/Zell practically lived in the cafeteria, eating hot dogs and starting riots.
As Zell/Squall was sitting on the roof, he noticed movement to the East of the Garden. He immediately set off to get Headmaster Cid.
~
Headmaster Cid was in the middle of having sex with Edea when Zell/Squall burst in, pamting for breath.
"Headmaster Cid! There are people near the Garden that look as if they are going to attack us!" Zell/Squall exclaimed. Headmaster Cid glared at him.
"Dammit boy! Gah!" he yelled, but ran, naked, on to the roof with Zell/Squall following him.
"We must try and reach terms of peace." Headmaster Cid explained. "Go get the rest of the other nitwits...Uh...I mean...SeeD's up here." Headmaster Cid commanded.
~
Zell/Squall ran around like a bunny on drugs searching for everyone, and he found them all in the Quad, being forced to listen to one of Squall/Selphies annoying songs.
~The 'WAARK!!! Kiwi, Kiwi, Kiwilifical Song!'~
Kee-wee-liff-ih-cal!!
WAAARK!!!
Kiwilicious, kiwi time!
Kiwi, kiwi, kiwi!
WAARK!!!
Kiwi be green, green it be!
Nice and nummy,
Did I mention green?
GREEN! GREEN! GREEN!!
WAAARK!!
Kee-wee-liff-ih-cal!
Kiwilicious, kiwi time!
Kiwi, kiwi, kiwi!
WAARK!!!
Kiwi print pajamas!
Citrusy, no?
WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!!
Kee-wee-liff-ih-cal!
Kiwilicious, kiwi time!
Kiwi, kiwi, kiwi!
WAARK!!!
Kiwilicious, kiwi time!
Kiwi, kiwi, kiwi!
WAARK!!!
Kee!
Wee!
Liff!
Ih!
CAL!!!
Squall/Selphie finished dramatically, his voice ending in a grass breaking high pitch.
After his song, everyone fell over.
Zell/Squall stood impatiently. "Move your butts, guys! Needed on the roof!" he shouted, then began to run. Everyone followed him. ~
On the roof, naked Headmaster Cid was trying, unsuccesfully, to negotiate a peace with the attackers. When Selphie/Fuijin peered over the edge, she recognized who they were: The Rabid German Farmers with Pitchforks!
"DIE" she said down to them, and they jeered up at her.
"Grr! Geben Sie uns Ihre Organe oder wir greifen Sie mit den flaming Unterkleidern des Schicksals an!" they shouted. Headmaster Cid looked down at them, puzzled.
"They said 'Grr! Give to us your organs or we attack you with flaming the under garments of fate!'" Angelo/Quistis said to Headmast Cid.
"Youre such a know-it-all! I knew it meant that!" Headmaster Cid said angrily, then broke down crying like a baby. A naked little baby.
Squall/Selphie giggled. "I know! Ill sing and maybe they love it as much as you guys do, and agree to a treaty!" Squall/Selphie giggled.
~~THE KIWILICIOUS QUEEING FISHY PUDDING SONG!~~
QUEEE!!! IM A FISHY!!!
QUEEE!!! IM A FISHY!!!
Fishy be nummy,
Fishy be me,
QUEEE!!! IM A FISHY!!!
QUEEE!!! IM A FISHY!!!
The kiwiful fishy,
Swimma dee swimma dum..
Pudding, ya! Pudding pudding!
Cheery-o! Cheery-o!
WAI!!!
Fish, fish, fishy...
Fishity, fishity, fish...
Pudding, ya! Pudding!
Fishy, fishy...
YAY! WAAI!!! Pudding Fishity!
Kiwi, kiwi, kiwilifical!
Fishy, fishy, pudding, ya!
Kiwilicious pudding fish!
QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!!
Im a Fishy!
WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!!
Im a Kiwi!
Ya! Ya! WAAAAAI!!!
Pudding, ya! Pudding!
Kiwilicious Queeing Fish Pudding!
QUEEE! WARK! WAI!
Pudding, pudding, puddingful, pudding!
Kiwi pudding, green it be!
Wai! Wai! Wai!
Fishy be blue! Blue fishy, it be!
QUEEE!!! IM A FISHY!!!
Wai! Wai! Wai!
Ya! Ya! Ya!
WARK! WARK! WARK!
Queee...Quee..
Quee along with meeeee!
QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!!
QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!!
Im a Fishy!
WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!!
Im a Kiwi!
Ya! Ya! WAAAAAI!!!
Pudding, ya! Pudding!
Waark, waark, waark..
Wark along with me!
WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!!
QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!!
Im a Fishy!
WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!!
Im a Kiwi!
Ya! Ya! WAAAAAI!!!
Pudding, ya! Pudding!
Ya, ya, ya...
Ya along with me!!
YA! YA! YA!!!
Dont forget the WAI!!
Wai along with me!
WAAAAAAAAAI!!!!!
Ya! Ya! Ya! WAAAAAAAI!!!
QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!! QUEEE!!!
Im a Fishy!
WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!! WAAARK!!!
Im a Kiwi!
Ya! Ya! WAAAAAI!!!
Pudding, ya! Pudding!
~
Squall/Selphie finsihed giggling, then looked down at the Rabid German Farmers with Pitchforks.
They had been turned to smoking piles of ashes.