Yeeh! Chapter 7! YAY! I usually always get writers block by Chapter 6, and
cant write anymore...but once I break the barrier, I can go on! YEEEEH!!!
Anyways, now that the Chocolate-Covered Edible ______ Plot is gone, there
will be a new one! Bwahahaah...I know I havent been incorporating
Quistis/Seifer, Rinoa/Raijin, or Selphie/Fuijin alot in this story, and I
have been mainly using Squall/Selphie, Angelo/Quistis, Raijin/Angelo,
Irvine/Rinoa, and slightly Zell/Squall and Seifer/Irvine, so I will try and
use mainly the neglected characters in this chapter! Oh, and Im making
people do votes: How many of you would like the Rabid German Farmers with
Pitchforks to come back? Anyways, Ive rambled on a bit too much, so on with
the story!
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The next day after the almost-attack from the Rabid German Farmers with Pitchforks, Rinoa/Raijin and Quistis/Seifer were stuck cleaning up the ashes and disposing of there pitchforks and underwear. It was an extremely annoying task, and the underwear smelled kinda funny. Rinoa/Raijin complained the whole time.
"Oy! This job is smelly, ya know?" she said irritably. Quistis/Seifer shrugged.
"Why do we have to do this, ya know? It should have been Selphie, ya know?" Rinoa/Raijin complained again, nudging Quistis/Seifer. However, he nudged a bit to hard, and Quistis/Seifer toppled over, skidding face first into a pile of poopy-filled underwear!
"Eeeew! I landed in poopy!" Quistis/Seifer exclaimed, getting up quickly and pulling the smelly underwear off of her face.
"Heheh...That is funny, ya know?" Rinoa/Raijin said, laughing.
"Its not funny!" Quistis/Seifer yelled, kicking Rinoa/Raijin, who also fell and skidded into a pile of doodie.
"Ack! Ive been kicked into shit, ya know?" she said. Quistis/Seifer glared at her.
"POOP" Selphie/Fuijin said, as she had just gone to go check up on Rinoa/Raijin and Quistis/Seifer.
"STAND" she commanded. Rinoa/Raijin and Quistis/Seifer did as they were told.
"COME" Selphie/Fuijin said robotically, then headed back for the building. The two poop-covered culprits followed her...but not before they each threw a handful of crap at eachother, and took another handful for Selphie/Fuijin, who walked ahead of them and didnt see them grabbing more poopy.
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Raijin/Angelo ran on all fours through the halls of the Garden holding a teddy bear in his mouth as Squall/Selphie ran behind him.
"George!!! Stop running and give Mr. Bear-Boo baaaack!!!" he cried. Raijin/Angelo just ran faster.
After a few times of running in circles, Raijin/Angelo eventually got very dizzy, and ran smack into Rinoa/Raijin, losing grip on the bear, who fell into the wet Rabid German Farmer poopy, which Rinoa/Raijin had dropped.
"WAAAAAAAH!!! MY BEEEEEEEEAR!!!!!!!" Squall/Selphie screamed as she ran up to where Rinoa/Raijin, Selphie/Fuijin, and Quistis/Seifer were standing looking dazed.
"Bad George! Very bad doggy!!!" Squall/Selphie scolded, picking the teddy bear up out of the poop and running off to the laundry area. Whining, Raijin/Angelo ran behind her.
Everyone else just blinked.
~
Angelo/Quistis was very bored.
He was no longer allowed to go into the basement, as that was where the laboratory equipment was, and no one wanted him to conduct anymore weird experiments.
Angelo/Quistis was bored.
So very VERY bored!!!
If he didnt do anything soon, he would have to kill someone!!!
...and thats when he got an idea!!!!
~
Irvine/Rinoa had been unconcious from when Angelo/Quistis knocked him out for a few days, and when he woke up, he was chained to a bed and gagged severly, so he couldnt scream. He had missed the lovely interlude with the Rabid German Farmers With Pitchforks, and it was a weird miracle that he hadnt been awakened by Squall/Selphies horrible singing.
Irvine/Rinoa tried to scream out, yet the gag was too tight. However, Dr. Kadowaki heard her muffled noises and went into the room where IRvine/Rinoa was chained. She laughed darkly.
"So...you are finally awake?" Dr. Kadowaki asked, grinning like those evil scientists you see in movies like "Frankenstein". She even did the weird Muhahaha-ish laugh.
"You are chained and gagged...a very vulnerable position." Dr. Kadowaki continues, her eyes glowing strangely.
"Now...I can ask you something and you wont run away...like most do." Dr. Kadowaki said seriously. Irvine/Rinoa looked at her with great fear shining in her eyes.
And then...
All of a sudden...
Stuff was about to happen..
(Muhahha...how does it feel to be made to wait?)
Then...stuff was still about to happen....
(Not good eh? Impatient little bugger you are)
And still...stuff was about to happen...
(Am I annoying you?)
Any day now...
(Of course Im annoying you! Its like that annoying pop-up link thing...with the annoying boxes!)
...Oo lookie!! Christmas!!...
(Im only delaying this because Im trying to make the chapter big)
...AUGH!!! LEPRECHAUN!!!...
(Yes...I am succeeding, and you could see that.)
...Easter Bunny!!!...
(Oo! A naked Tibetan man has just ran around your bedroom and stole your wallet!!!)
Stuff is still gonna happen...
(Arent you gonna go and catch him? No?)
...Lalala...Stuff WILL eventually happen....
(You are boring. I dont like you.)
And...FINALLY
(Ill go now.)
Stuff...
Will
Happen!!!
(Teehee. I lied.)
Dammit!!! Go away!!!
(Tch. Fine. I hate you too)
Alrighty. Suddenly...
Dr. Kadowaki transformed into the female version of Austin Powers!!!
"Do I make your horny, Rinoa baby?" she asked huskily. Irvine/Rinoa stared at her oddly.
IRvine/Rinoa bit straight through the gag.
"Rinoa...baby? Im not Rinoa...Im Irvine." he said, shocked.
"WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING RINOA'S CLOTHES?!?!!" Irvine shouted, breaking the chains in a sudden burst of strength. He zoomed out of the room. ````
ClIfFhAnGaH!!! MUHAAHHAHA!!! Actually...not...because you can basically guess whats gonna happen next...unless...I make an awesome plot twist!!!!!! WHAHAHAHAH!!! Yeah! Ideas are forming....
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The next day after the almost-attack from the Rabid German Farmers with Pitchforks, Rinoa/Raijin and Quistis/Seifer were stuck cleaning up the ashes and disposing of there pitchforks and underwear. It was an extremely annoying task, and the underwear smelled kinda funny. Rinoa/Raijin complained the whole time.
"Oy! This job is smelly, ya know?" she said irritably. Quistis/Seifer shrugged.
"Why do we have to do this, ya know? It should have been Selphie, ya know?" Rinoa/Raijin complained again, nudging Quistis/Seifer. However, he nudged a bit to hard, and Quistis/Seifer toppled over, skidding face first into a pile of poopy-filled underwear!
"Eeeew! I landed in poopy!" Quistis/Seifer exclaimed, getting up quickly and pulling the smelly underwear off of her face.
"Heheh...That is funny, ya know?" Rinoa/Raijin said, laughing.
"Its not funny!" Quistis/Seifer yelled, kicking Rinoa/Raijin, who also fell and skidded into a pile of doodie.
"Ack! Ive been kicked into shit, ya know?" she said. Quistis/Seifer glared at her.
"POOP" Selphie/Fuijin said, as she had just gone to go check up on Rinoa/Raijin and Quistis/Seifer.
"STAND" she commanded. Rinoa/Raijin and Quistis/Seifer did as they were told.
"COME" Selphie/Fuijin said robotically, then headed back for the building. The two poop-covered culprits followed her...but not before they each threw a handful of crap at eachother, and took another handful for Selphie/Fuijin, who walked ahead of them and didnt see them grabbing more poopy.
~
Raijin/Angelo ran on all fours through the halls of the Garden holding a teddy bear in his mouth as Squall/Selphie ran behind him.
"George!!! Stop running and give Mr. Bear-Boo baaaack!!!" he cried. Raijin/Angelo just ran faster.
After a few times of running in circles, Raijin/Angelo eventually got very dizzy, and ran smack into Rinoa/Raijin, losing grip on the bear, who fell into the wet Rabid German Farmer poopy, which Rinoa/Raijin had dropped.
"WAAAAAAAH!!! MY BEEEEEEEEAR!!!!!!!" Squall/Selphie screamed as she ran up to where Rinoa/Raijin, Selphie/Fuijin, and Quistis/Seifer were standing looking dazed.
"Bad George! Very bad doggy!!!" Squall/Selphie scolded, picking the teddy bear up out of the poop and running off to the laundry area. Whining, Raijin/Angelo ran behind her.
Everyone else just blinked.
~
Angelo/Quistis was very bored.
He was no longer allowed to go into the basement, as that was where the laboratory equipment was, and no one wanted him to conduct anymore weird experiments.
Angelo/Quistis was bored.
So very VERY bored!!!
If he didnt do anything soon, he would have to kill someone!!!
...and thats when he got an idea!!!!
~
Irvine/Rinoa had been unconcious from when Angelo/Quistis knocked him out for a few days, and when he woke up, he was chained to a bed and gagged severly, so he couldnt scream. He had missed the lovely interlude with the Rabid German Farmers With Pitchforks, and it was a weird miracle that he hadnt been awakened by Squall/Selphies horrible singing.
Irvine/Rinoa tried to scream out, yet the gag was too tight. However, Dr. Kadowaki heard her muffled noises and went into the room where IRvine/Rinoa was chained. She laughed darkly.
"So...you are finally awake?" Dr. Kadowaki asked, grinning like those evil scientists you see in movies like "Frankenstein". She even did the weird Muhahaha-ish laugh.
"You are chained and gagged...a very vulnerable position." Dr. Kadowaki continues, her eyes glowing strangely.
"Now...I can ask you something and you wont run away...like most do." Dr. Kadowaki said seriously. Irvine/Rinoa looked at her with great fear shining in her eyes.
And then...
All of a sudden...
Stuff was about to happen..
(Muhahha...how does it feel to be made to wait?)
Then...stuff was still about to happen....
(Not good eh? Impatient little bugger you are)
And still...stuff was about to happen...
(Am I annoying you?)
Any day now...
(Of course Im annoying you! Its like that annoying pop-up link thing...with the annoying boxes!)
...Oo lookie!! Christmas!!...
(Im only delaying this because Im trying to make the chapter big)
...AUGH!!! LEPRECHAUN!!!...
(Yes...I am succeeding, and you could see that.)
...Easter Bunny!!!...
(Oo! A naked Tibetan man has just ran around your bedroom and stole your wallet!!!)
Stuff is still gonna happen...
(Arent you gonna go and catch him? No?)
...Lalala...Stuff WILL eventually happen....
(You are boring. I dont like you.)
And...FINALLY
(Ill go now.)
Stuff...
Will
Happen!!!
(Teehee. I lied.)
Dammit!!! Go away!!!
(Tch. Fine. I hate you too)
Alrighty. Suddenly...
Dr. Kadowaki transformed into the female version of Austin Powers!!!
"Do I make your horny, Rinoa baby?" she asked huskily. Irvine/Rinoa stared at her oddly.
IRvine/Rinoa bit straight through the gag.
"Rinoa...baby? Im not Rinoa...Im Irvine." he said, shocked.
"WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING RINOA'S CLOTHES?!?!!" Irvine shouted, breaking the chains in a sudden burst of strength. He zoomed out of the room. ````
ClIfFhAnGaH!!! MUHAAHHAHA!!! Actually...not...because you can basically guess whats gonna happen next...unless...I make an awesome plot twist!!!!!! WHAHAHAHAH!!! Yeah! Ideas are forming....