I found these in my old files, and I thought I'd give 'em an update! I
don't own LotR in anyway besides the DVD. Leave a review after the --*BEEP*
------------- PHONE MESSAGES OF THE FELLOWSHIP -------------
* Sigh * "Hey, this is Frodo Baggins. I can't come to the phone .. Sam's dragged me off to a pet show again. I've told him so many times that I don't like it, but nooooo, he still takes me anyway. Leave a message, if I live I'll call you back * BEEP *"
"You have called Boromir son of Denethor. Unfortunatley, Boromir will be unavailible for a few months. He went on a quest. He'll be back soon though, just you wait! * BEEP * "
"Gollum'ssssss not home. Hunting hobbitses. And fishssss!! Lovely fishssss. Ssssss, leave us alone, precious! *click*"
"Hello, you have Reached Sauron's Sexy Silk, and...OH GOD HE HAS THE RING! STOP HIM! *rumble* * BEEP *"
*Star Wars theme plays* "This is Pippin. Do not disturb the great one! He needs to take over the world right now! *Heavy breathing* *whispers* Merry, get this bloody helmet off! * BEEP* "
"Hi, tis Merry. I have to go to Pippin's cause he got a stupid-ass helmet stuck on his head. Idiot. * BEEP * "
"Aragorn here. Did you know I'm a KING? Yeah, that's right! So bow down, f00! Uh...leave a message at the music *Darth Vader music*"
"Bilbo can't come to the phone. I've gagged him and thrown him in the ocean. I warned him not to tape over Seinfeld, I really did! Gandalf the Grey will take his message....and not reply! HAHAHAHA! * BEEP * "
"Prince of the Fairies here, otherwise known as Legolas. I'm having a tea- party with the lovely Galadriel. And Gimli said he'd take me shopping after. *Giggles* *Girly voice* Leave a message, OK? Seeya girlfriend! * BEEPITY BOOP * "
"You've called the Dwarves of Moria. We're tied up in some business right now, please leave a message and we'll get back to you real soon! Message recorded: 53 years ago * BEEP *"
"Sam here. I've taken Mr Frodo to a pet show, because he loves them oh-so- much! You can see it in his eyes! Leave a message with Fluffykins the Stuffed Cat and he'll let me know you called * BEEP* "
"This is Saruman's breeding service. If you would like orcs, press one. If you would like goblins, press two. If you want some Uruk-Hai, it's gonna cost you a pretty penny! Exclusive Hobbit-hunter range out now, limited time only! * BEEP * "
"Hello, this is the Ring of Power. If you would like to possess immortality and the gift of invisibility, please contact Frodo Baggins. We'll arrange something for you. If this is Sauron, I'd REALLY appreciate a call. it's been a thousand years you insensitive - * BEEP * "
"The elves of Lothlorien are not available to take your call, due to a mass exodus. Please don't call again, because no one will ever hear your message. Ever. * BEEP * "
"THIIIIIIS IIIIIIIS THEEEEE BAAAAAALROOOOOOOG. IIIIIIIF YOOOOOOOU WAAAAAANT TOOOOO LEEEEEAAAAVE - * BEEP *"
"Gimli here. I've gone to a Dwarves Anonymous meeting, so call me back later. Peace dawg * BEEP *
--------------- OK, it sux0rs. They're old, and short, and. whatever. I like them XD.
------------- PHONE MESSAGES OF THE FELLOWSHIP -------------
* Sigh * "Hey, this is Frodo Baggins. I can't come to the phone .. Sam's dragged me off to a pet show again. I've told him so many times that I don't like it, but nooooo, he still takes me anyway. Leave a message, if I live I'll call you back * BEEP *"
"You have called Boromir son of Denethor. Unfortunatley, Boromir will be unavailible for a few months. He went on a quest. He'll be back soon though, just you wait! * BEEP * "
"Gollum'ssssss not home. Hunting hobbitses. And fishssss!! Lovely fishssss. Ssssss, leave us alone, precious! *click*"
"Hello, you have Reached Sauron's Sexy Silk, and...OH GOD HE HAS THE RING! STOP HIM! *rumble* * BEEP *"
*Star Wars theme plays* "This is Pippin. Do not disturb the great one! He needs to take over the world right now! *Heavy breathing* *whispers* Merry, get this bloody helmet off! * BEEP* "
"Hi, tis Merry. I have to go to Pippin's cause he got a stupid-ass helmet stuck on his head. Idiot. * BEEP * "
"Aragorn here. Did you know I'm a KING? Yeah, that's right! So bow down, f00! Uh...leave a message at the music *Darth Vader music*"
"Bilbo can't come to the phone. I've gagged him and thrown him in the ocean. I warned him not to tape over Seinfeld, I really did! Gandalf the Grey will take his message....and not reply! HAHAHAHA! * BEEP * "
"Prince of the Fairies here, otherwise known as Legolas. I'm having a tea- party with the lovely Galadriel. And Gimli said he'd take me shopping after. *Giggles* *Girly voice* Leave a message, OK? Seeya girlfriend! * BEEPITY BOOP * "
"You've called the Dwarves of Moria. We're tied up in some business right now, please leave a message and we'll get back to you real soon! Message recorded: 53 years ago * BEEP *"
"Sam here. I've taken Mr Frodo to a pet show, because he loves them oh-so- much! You can see it in his eyes! Leave a message with Fluffykins the Stuffed Cat and he'll let me know you called * BEEP* "
"This is Saruman's breeding service. If you would like orcs, press one. If you would like goblins, press two. If you want some Uruk-Hai, it's gonna cost you a pretty penny! Exclusive Hobbit-hunter range out now, limited time only! * BEEP * "
"Hello, this is the Ring of Power. If you would like to possess immortality and the gift of invisibility, please contact Frodo Baggins. We'll arrange something for you. If this is Sauron, I'd REALLY appreciate a call. it's been a thousand years you insensitive - * BEEP * "
"The elves of Lothlorien are not available to take your call, due to a mass exodus. Please don't call again, because no one will ever hear your message. Ever. * BEEP * "
"THIIIIIIS IIIIIIIS THEEEEE BAAAAAALROOOOOOOG. IIIIIIIF YOOOOOOOU WAAAAAANT TOOOOO LEEEEEAAAAVE - * BEEP *"
"Gimli here. I've gone to a Dwarves Anonymous meeting, so call me back later. Peace dawg * BEEP *
--------------- OK, it sux0rs. They're old, and short, and. whatever. I like them XD.