Ask Tea/Anzu
A/N: For this chapter, Seto Kaiba Fanatic helped me write it. There will also be questions here that some of you readers sent me through reviews. The answers to your questions were all my ideas. Thanks for all your reviews! Plz R&R! Enjoy!
Seto:LOL im so funny does not own any of us and all these ideas are hers, except for the ones that she answered on request. But the answers are her ideas. Not the questions. Not the request questions. Does anybody else think I make no sense? Thought so. So now I'm just gonna shut up and let the others do the talking.
Anzu:It's finally my turn to answer the letters! "sniff" I'm so happy! "cries like a baby"
LOL:Jeez! If you wanna cry, don't cry in MY fic! Go cry somewhere else!
Anzu: "while crying" you're soooo mean! "runs away crying even more"
Yami: I wanna do the disclaimers! It's not fair that Seto gets to do it!
LOL: Yes, it is. I did the "eeny meeny miny mo" and picked Seto.
Bakura: Ah, the "eeny meeny miny mo" technique. Works every time.
LOL: You're soooooo cute! glomps ^ ________^
Terriermon: But I thought you thought I was cute!
LOL: How'd you get in my fic?
Terriermon: I dunno. "walks away"
SKF: Boy, you sure have some weird people appear in your fics.
LOL: You get used to them. I did.
SKF: Whatever. Let's just get this fic on with!
LOL: Yup! Well, Enjoy!
Terriermon: Yay!
SKF: That's it. You're starting to get on my nerves! "takes out giant mallot and starts chasing Terriermon around with it"
Henry: Hey! What are you doing to my digimon! "takes out digivice and the blue card" Digimodify! Digivolution activate!
Terriermon: Terriermon! Digivolve to! Gargomon! "Gargomon and Henry start chasing SKF around"
LOL: STOP IT!
Everyone: "cowers"
Henry: I think I'll just leave now.
Terriermon: That's the best idea you've come up with in a long time!
Henry: Terriermon!
Terriermon: Momenti!
Henry:Argh!
SKF: Could you guys just please leave!
LOL: Ya! Go bother some other authoress in their fics!
Henry and Terriermon: Good idea! Bye!
LOL and SKF: O.O
LOL: Now, on with the fic.
SKF: Please review!
(..) = A/N
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Dear Tea,
How come you're such a crybaby?
Cool Girl who isn't a crybaby
Dear Mean Girl,
I am not! How come "sob" people keep "sniff" saying that! "starts to cry and bawl like a baby"
Tea, not a crybaby "sniff"
Dear Tea,
What's with that point in your hair? How come it sticks out like that?
Flat Hair
Dear Flat Hair,
I dunno. I've been wondering the same thing myself. "mutters to self-Maybe it's that pencil I flung up there in Gr.2"
Tea, pointy hair
Dearest Anzu,
Please be my girlfriend! I love you! I can love you better than those two slime balls, Seto and Yami! Better yet, will you marry? That way, we can be together all the time! Please say yes! I'll save up my money to get you an engagement ring! And maybe in 10 years or so, a wedding ring! Please say yes!
Desperate lover
Desperate guy,
Who are you? Are you some sort of psychopath or something!? Of course I won't be your girlfriend! Let alone marry you! And Seto and Yami aren't slimeballs! How do you know them? How do you know me? Are you stalking me? "sniff sniff" Stay away from me you maniac! "cries and wakes up the whole neighborhood" (She was reading this at night)
Anzu, "sniff sniff
Dear Tea,
Do you really like Seto? Or are you some kind of gold digger?
#3890956 Seto fangirl
Dear #3890956,
Um, what makes you ask that? Of course I like Seto! I really like him for the rich, cold, heartless freak that he is. Did I say cold, heartless freak? I meant, um, nice, kind brother. "sweat drops nervously" Don't say any of this to him. This never happened. I never said anything! Ha! You're a #! "ahem"
Tea, not a gold digger "looks around nervously"
Dear Tea,
You know about the chocolate I gave you last Christmas? I just found out they expired, like, 4 years ago. Hehe "lafs nervously" I hope you haven't ATE them yet. Hehe "sweats nervously" I'm really sorry.
Tristan
Dear jackass Tristan,
What! Why didn't you tell me this sooner! I'm never going out with you ever again! I already ate all of them! How the hell was I supposed to know it was expired! You idiot! You ****ing bastard! I'm so gonna kick your sorry ****ing ass all the way to the next millenium! (Get it? Millenium Items? Next Millenium? 'chirp chirp' Ah, you're no fun.)Don't ever come near me again! "sniff sniff" I ate expired chocolate! "cries her eyes out"
Tea, the one who will murder Tristan (a special thanks goes out to my very stupid little 11yr old sister who gave me this idea when she found out last night that she ate candy that expired 2 years ago! Thank you Frances!)
Dear Tea,
Do you want my best friend? You're so nice! I want you to be on my show!
Barney (do not own Barney. Do not WANT to own Barney. Wants the big talking purple dinosaur to commit suicide because he found out that nobody watches his stupid show! :p)
Dear Barney,
"gasp" Oh my gosh! Barney wants me to be his best friend! I'd love to! I love you! And I'd love to be on your show!
Tea,Barney's new best friend
Dear Anzu,
Hi! I was wondering if you'd like to be on my show? Our host, Steve, suddenly cracked during our 15 546 take of our next show and started strangling poor Magenta, saying that he was barking too much and constantly forgetting his lines. "shakes head" He only made the same mistake 15 543 times. "sigh" I'll never get humans. So could you be our new host?
Blue from Blues Clues (do not own Blues Clues)
Dear Blue,
Oh! I'd love to! Except Barney already asked me to be on his show. I'm his new best friend! (I wonder what happened to his OLD best friends. Probably found out that he was a stupid big talking purple dinosaur who has no arms "shrugs") Gee, Steve used to be such a nice guy. I wonder why he cracked? Oh well. I hope Magenta gets better. Give her my love okay?
Tea, Barney's new best friend
(This is a request question. I hope Seto explained them to you. He said he was gonna.) Dear Tea,
Why do you talk about friendship and make speeches and stuff? It is annoying you know. And I can't believe you're that desperate for a date. Geesh!
Fani, annoyed
Dear Fani,
You think what I say is annoying? "sniff" But that stuff's, like, from my heart! "sob" And I'm not really that desperate. I just act that way. I'm in it for the money. OOPS! Forget what I just told you! Damn! This is the second time that that's happened!
Tea
(This is another request question) Dear Anzu,
How do you keep your outfit looking good when you wear the same thing everyday?
Curious fashion fanatic
Dear CFF,
My secret, buy lots of the same outfit!I got, like, 20 pairs of the same outfit as the one I wore to Duelist Kingdom.
Anzu
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SKF: So did you like this chap?
LOL: Hey! That's my line!
SKF: :p
LOL: Hmph!
Anzu: You made me sound like such a crybaby!
LOL: That's because you ARE a crybaby!
Anzu: "sniff sniff" You're so hurtful! "runs away crying, again"
Malik: Excuse me, LOL. I was just wondering if you were going to give ME a chapter.
LOL: "gasp" Malik! Of course I will! What makes you think I won't? "shakes head" Nevermind. Don't answer that. "grabs Malik's arm" But before that, why don't you treat me to dinner? I'm STARVING!
Malik: Uh, okay. "LOL and Malik leaves"
SKF: What! This is YOUR fic! What am I going to do all alone!?
Seto: I can keep you company.
SKF: Of course Seto! Why don't you take me out for some dinner?
Seto: Sure. "SKF and Seto leaves"
Bakura: Great, the authoresses are gone. Well, I'm sure LOL wanted to say this before she took off with Malik.
Yami: She did what! LOL! Wait for me! "chases after LOL and Malik"
Bakura: As I was saying, I'm sure LOL wanted to say " Please review! Bi now!" Bye everyone! "waves goodbye, then leaves"
A/N: For this chapter, Seto Kaiba Fanatic helped me write it. There will also be questions here that some of you readers sent me through reviews. The answers to your questions were all my ideas. Thanks for all your reviews! Plz R&R! Enjoy!
Seto:LOL im so funny does not own any of us and all these ideas are hers, except for the ones that she answered on request. But the answers are her ideas. Not the questions. Not the request questions. Does anybody else think I make no sense? Thought so. So now I'm just gonna shut up and let the others do the talking.
Anzu:It's finally my turn to answer the letters! "sniff" I'm so happy! "cries like a baby"
LOL:Jeez! If you wanna cry, don't cry in MY fic! Go cry somewhere else!
Anzu: "while crying" you're soooo mean! "runs away crying even more"
Yami: I wanna do the disclaimers! It's not fair that Seto gets to do it!
LOL: Yes, it is. I did the "eeny meeny miny mo" and picked Seto.
Bakura: Ah, the "eeny meeny miny mo" technique. Works every time.
LOL: You're soooooo cute! glomps ^ ________^
Terriermon: But I thought you thought I was cute!
LOL: How'd you get in my fic?
Terriermon: I dunno. "walks away"
SKF: Boy, you sure have some weird people appear in your fics.
LOL: You get used to them. I did.
SKF: Whatever. Let's just get this fic on with!
LOL: Yup! Well, Enjoy!
Terriermon: Yay!
SKF: That's it. You're starting to get on my nerves! "takes out giant mallot and starts chasing Terriermon around with it"
Henry: Hey! What are you doing to my digimon! "takes out digivice and the blue card" Digimodify! Digivolution activate!
Terriermon: Terriermon! Digivolve to! Gargomon! "Gargomon and Henry start chasing SKF around"
LOL: STOP IT!
Everyone: "cowers"
Henry: I think I'll just leave now.
Terriermon: That's the best idea you've come up with in a long time!
Henry: Terriermon!
Terriermon: Momenti!
Henry:Argh!
SKF: Could you guys just please leave!
LOL: Ya! Go bother some other authoress in their fics!
Henry and Terriermon: Good idea! Bye!
LOL and SKF: O.O
LOL: Now, on with the fic.
SKF: Please review!
(..) = A/N
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Dear Tea,
How come you're such a crybaby?
Cool Girl who isn't a crybaby
Dear Mean Girl,
I am not! How come "sob" people keep "sniff" saying that! "starts to cry and bawl like a baby"
Tea, not a crybaby "sniff"
Dear Tea,
What's with that point in your hair? How come it sticks out like that?
Flat Hair
Dear Flat Hair,
I dunno. I've been wondering the same thing myself. "mutters to self-Maybe it's that pencil I flung up there in Gr.2"
Tea, pointy hair
Dearest Anzu,
Please be my girlfriend! I love you! I can love you better than those two slime balls, Seto and Yami! Better yet, will you marry? That way, we can be together all the time! Please say yes! I'll save up my money to get you an engagement ring! And maybe in 10 years or so, a wedding ring! Please say yes!
Desperate lover
Desperate guy,
Who are you? Are you some sort of psychopath or something!? Of course I won't be your girlfriend! Let alone marry you! And Seto and Yami aren't slimeballs! How do you know them? How do you know me? Are you stalking me? "sniff sniff" Stay away from me you maniac! "cries and wakes up the whole neighborhood" (She was reading this at night)
Anzu, "sniff sniff
Dear Tea,
Do you really like Seto? Or are you some kind of gold digger?
#3890956 Seto fangirl
Dear #3890956,
Um, what makes you ask that? Of course I like Seto! I really like him for the rich, cold, heartless freak that he is. Did I say cold, heartless freak? I meant, um, nice, kind brother. "sweat drops nervously" Don't say any of this to him. This never happened. I never said anything! Ha! You're a #! "ahem"
Tea, not a gold digger "looks around nervously"
Dear Tea,
You know about the chocolate I gave you last Christmas? I just found out they expired, like, 4 years ago. Hehe "lafs nervously" I hope you haven't ATE them yet. Hehe "sweats nervously" I'm really sorry.
Tristan
Dear jackass Tristan,
What! Why didn't you tell me this sooner! I'm never going out with you ever again! I already ate all of them! How the hell was I supposed to know it was expired! You idiot! You ****ing bastard! I'm so gonna kick your sorry ****ing ass all the way to the next millenium! (Get it? Millenium Items? Next Millenium? 'chirp chirp' Ah, you're no fun.)Don't ever come near me again! "sniff sniff" I ate expired chocolate! "cries her eyes out"
Tea, the one who will murder Tristan (a special thanks goes out to my very stupid little 11yr old sister who gave me this idea when she found out last night that she ate candy that expired 2 years ago! Thank you Frances!)
Dear Tea,
Do you want my best friend? You're so nice! I want you to be on my show!
Barney (do not own Barney. Do not WANT to own Barney. Wants the big talking purple dinosaur to commit suicide because he found out that nobody watches his stupid show! :p)
Dear Barney,
"gasp" Oh my gosh! Barney wants me to be his best friend! I'd love to! I love you! And I'd love to be on your show!
Tea,Barney's new best friend
Dear Anzu,
Hi! I was wondering if you'd like to be on my show? Our host, Steve, suddenly cracked during our 15 546 take of our next show and started strangling poor Magenta, saying that he was barking too much and constantly forgetting his lines. "shakes head" He only made the same mistake 15 543 times. "sigh" I'll never get humans. So could you be our new host?
Blue from Blues Clues (do not own Blues Clues)
Dear Blue,
Oh! I'd love to! Except Barney already asked me to be on his show. I'm his new best friend! (I wonder what happened to his OLD best friends. Probably found out that he was a stupid big talking purple dinosaur who has no arms "shrugs") Gee, Steve used to be such a nice guy. I wonder why he cracked? Oh well. I hope Magenta gets better. Give her my love okay?
Tea, Barney's new best friend
(This is a request question. I hope Seto explained them to you. He said he was gonna.) Dear Tea,
Why do you talk about friendship and make speeches and stuff? It is annoying you know. And I can't believe you're that desperate for a date. Geesh!
Fani, annoyed
Dear Fani,
You think what I say is annoying? "sniff" But that stuff's, like, from my heart! "sob" And I'm not really that desperate. I just act that way. I'm in it for the money. OOPS! Forget what I just told you! Damn! This is the second time that that's happened!
Tea
(This is another request question) Dear Anzu,
How do you keep your outfit looking good when you wear the same thing everyday?
Curious fashion fanatic
Dear CFF,
My secret, buy lots of the same outfit!I got, like, 20 pairs of the same outfit as the one I wore to Duelist Kingdom.
Anzu
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SKF: So did you like this chap?
LOL: Hey! That's my line!
SKF: :p
LOL: Hmph!
Anzu: You made me sound like such a crybaby!
LOL: That's because you ARE a crybaby!
Anzu: "sniff sniff" You're so hurtful! "runs away crying, again"
Malik: Excuse me, LOL. I was just wondering if you were going to give ME a chapter.
LOL: "gasp" Malik! Of course I will! What makes you think I won't? "shakes head" Nevermind. Don't answer that. "grabs Malik's arm" But before that, why don't you treat me to dinner? I'm STARVING!
Malik: Uh, okay. "LOL and Malik leaves"
SKF: What! This is YOUR fic! What am I going to do all alone!?
Seto: I can keep you company.
SKF: Of course Seto! Why don't you take me out for some dinner?
Seto: Sure. "SKF and Seto leaves"
Bakura: Great, the authoresses are gone. Well, I'm sure LOL wanted to say this before she took off with Malik.
Yami: She did what! LOL! Wait for me! "chases after LOL and Malik"
Bakura: As I was saying, I'm sure LOL wanted to say " Please review! Bi now!" Bye everyone! "waves goodbye, then leaves"