Author's Notes: Ahhh!!!!!! I'm sooooo sorry for not updating in a LOOOOONG
time! I've been so busy lately with all the school work! Thx for everyone
who reviewed and sent in questions for Malik! It made writing this chapter
sooooo much easier! "takes out a plate of cookies from nowhere" Here! Have
a cookie! ^_______^ Oh, and Seto Kaiba Fanatic will be helping with the
responses, too.
Seto: LOL does not own any of us. I'm sure if she did, I'd be wearing something VERY embarrassing right now.
LOL: And what you're wearing right now ISN'T embarrassing? "looks at Seto in the bunny suit"
Seto: You said if I didn't wear it, I wouldn't be able to do the disclaimers!
LOL: It's true. I DO have the power over you. Muahahahahahah!
SKF: @.@ um..please excuse my hyper friend. You know how she can be when she gets a hold of sugar.
LOL: I am NOT hyper! Heehee. Malik lookey sooooo good! Heehee "glomps Malik"
Malik: Gah! If I didn't love you so much, I would use my mind controlling powers to get you OFF of me!
LOL: Oki! Enough of playing around! Let's get this LONG awaited fic on with!
SKF: Plz R&R! Enjoy!
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Dear Malik,
Let's see.....if you were on a forked road, in the middle of Hell's Desert and Heaven's Jungle, one leads to life and the other to a death of a million deaths, which would you choose, the left path or the right? Using your instinct and backstabbing yami as well.
Yami no Bakura
Dear Yami no Bakura,
Hmmmm...it's a toughie. Depends though. Is hell on the left or right? I think I'd choose the one that leads to life. At least I'd get to torture more lives, ne? and I think my yami would like it, too. Any chance to make another life miserable is cool with him!
Malik, the one who'd rather live than die. o.0
Dear Malik,
What's your american name? And who is Ryou and Honda?
Signed,
Confused Yugioh fan
P.S. Of course Joey is gay! Did anyone have any doubt?
Dear confused Yugioh fan,
As much as I hate it, my dubbed or "American" name as you call it, is Merrick. It sounds like my yami's name. Not that I hate my yami. "looks around nervously hoping Marik didn't read that" And I believe Ryou is Bakura's jap name and Honda is Tristan's jap name. To tell you the truth, I prefer his English name. At least it's not the name of a car. O.0
Malik, aka. Merrick
Dear MAlik,
Do you Like Good Charlotte IF NOT THEN DIE! ^_^
Signed: GC Rockz
Dear GC Rockz,
Good what? @.@
Malik, VERY confused
Dear Malik(or Yami Malik),
Why does your hair look like a whacked out Super Saiyan from DBZ? (Sorry to Malik fans)
From,Curious
Dear Curious,
It does? "looks at hair" I never thought of it that way... Wow, I'm a Super Saiyan! "tries to fly, but falls on butt" Ow!!!! Guess I'm not....
Malik, NOT a Super Saiyan
Dear Malik,
Are you in love with Ryou Bakura?Cause if you are I don't blame you.
Ryou's #1 fan
Dear my Ryou's #1 fan,
Well, um...I....uh...did I just say my? o.0 And thanks for the support! ^_____^
Malik, Ryou's OTHER #1 fan
Dear Malik,
Um.... I don't know how to say this...but, Malik I love you!(sry to the peeps who don't like shounen-ai!)
Ryou, blushing
Dear Ryou,
Wow, Ryou. I don't know what to say! I like you too! Will you go out with me?
Malik, also blushing
Dear Malik,
Ya know what, you're my most fave character and on my list of really hot, psychopathic peoples, which includes Yami Bakura and Yami Malik. Anyway, how come on the dubbed version you've only appeared, what, like three times?
Kirei Tsuki, an authoress in love with Malik.
Dear Kirei Tsuki,
Actually, I appeared a LOT more than just three little times! Have you been watching the show? And ofcourse I'm on your list! Let's face it, when it comes to most original "punishments" I take the cake. ^______^
Malik, the BEST
Dear Malik,
Can I have your Millennium Rod?Please??
Phaaoh Yami
Dear PY,
NO!!!!!!! And that's FINAL!
Malik, the only one ALLOWED to have the millennium rod
Dear Aibou,
What?! You fell in love with that wimp Ryou! How come I never knew about this! How long have you been keeping this secret from me?! Tell me! TELL ME!!!!!!
Marik, VERY angry yami
Dear Yami,
Ahh! Yami! Uh... I can explain! "thinks of an excuse" Well, actually, I can't. But PLEASE don't hurt me!!!!!!
Malik, a GOOD little aibou
Dear Malik...
How does your Yami have his hair stick so high up like it does?
P.S. Why are you so hot?
Dear P.S.,
Super gel spray, what DOESN'T it do? He keeps a can of it all the time in case he feels the need to make one of his "appearances" . And as for why I'm so hot.... I just AM! ^______^
Malik, VERY hot
Dear Malik,
Eeee!!! my personal fave question!!! Okay, who do you like more? Bakura, Ryou, or your yami. (I meant this in the YAOI sense, lol)
--confused YAOI fan
Dear confused YAOI fan,
Actually, I like all of them! Have you ever heard of a foursome? "evil grin" Don't tell my yami I like him though, he'll REALLY let me have it.
Malik, likes guys and not afraid to let the world know
Dear Malik,
What is your last name?!?? Is it Ishtal, or Ishtar, or Ishutal? ARGH! IT'S SO CONFUSING!!!!
On a completely unrelated note, how do would feel about chocolate-covered strawberry-flavored potato chips that taste like crayons?
-Umeko, way too hyper
Dear Umeko,
Yes, you are VERY hyper. My last name's Ishtar. And uh...no comment on the potato chips.
Malik Ishtar
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LOL: So did ya like it? Huh, huh! I know it's not as funny as the other chapters. But at least I've cleared up some questions. ^_____^
SKF: You?! What about me!? I helped, too!
LOL: And you, too. Yeesh. Now that Seto's going out with Anzu, you're all whacked.
SKF: I am NOT! That b*tch does NOT deserve Seto! It's not fair! "throws a huge fit"
LOL: um...ok...anyway, since SO many ppl wrote in to Malik, I'm gonna answer more letters next chap!
SKF: You mean WE! "fuming mad*
LOL: Yes, yes we. Well, bye now! And don't forget to review! Oh, jus to let you know, future letters for Malik will NOT be answered. He has enough fan mail already. Well, ja ne!
Seto: LOL does not own any of us. I'm sure if she did, I'd be wearing something VERY embarrassing right now.
LOL: And what you're wearing right now ISN'T embarrassing? "looks at Seto in the bunny suit"
Seto: You said if I didn't wear it, I wouldn't be able to do the disclaimers!
LOL: It's true. I DO have the power over you. Muahahahahahah!
SKF: @.@ um..please excuse my hyper friend. You know how she can be when she gets a hold of sugar.
LOL: I am NOT hyper! Heehee. Malik lookey sooooo good! Heehee "glomps Malik"
Malik: Gah! If I didn't love you so much, I would use my mind controlling powers to get you OFF of me!
LOL: Oki! Enough of playing around! Let's get this LONG awaited fic on with!
SKF: Plz R&R! Enjoy!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Dear Malik,
Let's see.....if you were on a forked road, in the middle of Hell's Desert and Heaven's Jungle, one leads to life and the other to a death of a million deaths, which would you choose, the left path or the right? Using your instinct and backstabbing yami as well.
Yami no Bakura
Dear Yami no Bakura,
Hmmmm...it's a toughie. Depends though. Is hell on the left or right? I think I'd choose the one that leads to life. At least I'd get to torture more lives, ne? and I think my yami would like it, too. Any chance to make another life miserable is cool with him!
Malik, the one who'd rather live than die. o.0
Dear Malik,
What's your american name? And who is Ryou and Honda?
Signed,
Confused Yugioh fan
P.S. Of course Joey is gay! Did anyone have any doubt?
Dear confused Yugioh fan,
As much as I hate it, my dubbed or "American" name as you call it, is Merrick. It sounds like my yami's name. Not that I hate my yami. "looks around nervously hoping Marik didn't read that" And I believe Ryou is Bakura's jap name and Honda is Tristan's jap name. To tell you the truth, I prefer his English name. At least it's not the name of a car. O.0
Malik, aka. Merrick
Dear MAlik,
Do you Like Good Charlotte IF NOT THEN DIE! ^_^
Signed: GC Rockz
Dear GC Rockz,
Good what? @.@
Malik, VERY confused
Dear Malik(or Yami Malik),
Why does your hair look like a whacked out Super Saiyan from DBZ? (Sorry to Malik fans)
From,Curious
Dear Curious,
It does? "looks at hair" I never thought of it that way... Wow, I'm a Super Saiyan! "tries to fly, but falls on butt" Ow!!!! Guess I'm not....
Malik, NOT a Super Saiyan
Dear Malik,
Are you in love with Ryou Bakura?Cause if you are I don't blame you.
Ryou's #1 fan
Dear my Ryou's #1 fan,
Well, um...I....uh...did I just say my? o.0 And thanks for the support! ^_____^
Malik, Ryou's OTHER #1 fan
Dear Malik,
Um.... I don't know how to say this...but, Malik I love you!(sry to the peeps who don't like shounen-ai!)
Ryou, blushing
Dear Ryou,
Wow, Ryou. I don't know what to say! I like you too! Will you go out with me?
Malik, also blushing
Dear Malik,
Ya know what, you're my most fave character and on my list of really hot, psychopathic peoples, which includes Yami Bakura and Yami Malik. Anyway, how come on the dubbed version you've only appeared, what, like three times?
Kirei Tsuki, an authoress in love with Malik.
Dear Kirei Tsuki,
Actually, I appeared a LOT more than just three little times! Have you been watching the show? And ofcourse I'm on your list! Let's face it, when it comes to most original "punishments" I take the cake. ^______^
Malik, the BEST
Dear Malik,
Can I have your Millennium Rod?Please??
Phaaoh Yami
Dear PY,
NO!!!!!!! And that's FINAL!
Malik, the only one ALLOWED to have the millennium rod
Dear Aibou,
What?! You fell in love with that wimp Ryou! How come I never knew about this! How long have you been keeping this secret from me?! Tell me! TELL ME!!!!!!
Marik, VERY angry yami
Dear Yami,
Ahh! Yami! Uh... I can explain! "thinks of an excuse" Well, actually, I can't. But PLEASE don't hurt me!!!!!!
Malik, a GOOD little aibou
Dear Malik...
How does your Yami have his hair stick so high up like it does?
P.S. Why are you so hot?
Dear P.S.,
Super gel spray, what DOESN'T it do? He keeps a can of it all the time in case he feels the need to make one of his "appearances" . And as for why I'm so hot.... I just AM! ^______^
Malik, VERY hot
Dear Malik,
Eeee!!! my personal fave question!!! Okay, who do you like more? Bakura, Ryou, or your yami. (I meant this in the YAOI sense, lol)
--confused YAOI fan
Dear confused YAOI fan,
Actually, I like all of them! Have you ever heard of a foursome? "evil grin" Don't tell my yami I like him though, he'll REALLY let me have it.
Malik, likes guys and not afraid to let the world know
Dear Malik,
What is your last name?!?? Is it Ishtal, or Ishtar, or Ishutal? ARGH! IT'S SO CONFUSING!!!!
On a completely unrelated note, how do would feel about chocolate-covered strawberry-flavored potato chips that taste like crayons?
-Umeko, way too hyper
Dear Umeko,
Yes, you are VERY hyper. My last name's Ishtar. And uh...no comment on the potato chips.
Malik Ishtar
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LOL: So did ya like it? Huh, huh! I know it's not as funny as the other chapters. But at least I've cleared up some questions. ^_____^
SKF: You?! What about me!? I helped, too!
LOL: And you, too. Yeesh. Now that Seto's going out with Anzu, you're all whacked.
SKF: I am NOT! That b*tch does NOT deserve Seto! It's not fair! "throws a huge fit"
LOL: um...ok...anyway, since SO many ppl wrote in to Malik, I'm gonna answer more letters next chap!
SKF: You mean WE! "fuming mad*
LOL: Yes, yes we. Well, bye now! And don't forget to review! Oh, jus to let you know, future letters for Malik will NOT be answered. He has enough fan mail already. Well, ja ne!