*sighs* The last chapter...we've made it far, haven't we guys? Well...get
ready for the...EPILOGUE!!!!!
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Zell looked around at all of his friends who were back to normal.
"Well guys, I guess from now on we should have personality checks!" he said.
And thus the corny laughter ensued.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Epilogue~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ah yes, after about a week of having there personalities screwed up, our beloved characters were very happy.
Squall stayed the same as usual, but after Rinoa's death he lightened up considerably, and decided since there were no more missions for Garden, he would leave. He recieved many tearful good-byes, and opened a balloon animal shop in Balamb. The day after he left Garden, the Garden recieved 10 new missions. Never wouldve saw that coming, eh? squall is believed to be dead, after having a balloon accident where he filled himself with too much helium and floated away. He was unfortunately wearing a pink teddy bear costume, and the new Galbadia Missle Base got scared and shot him down into the ocean.
Rinoa, as you know, ran off a cliff. And, as you know, there was much rejoicing.
Fuijin seemed to be emotionally scarred from her experience of being Zell, and developed an extreme fear of hot dogs. One day at a fair that Raijin had brought her to, she was chased by a man in a hot dog suit trying to sell Oscar Meiyer Weiners. She currently is in the chain-and-gagged room in Dr. Kadowaki's office, where she is forced to look upon Austin Powers day and night.
Raijin was slightly affected from being Angelo. To this day you can be walking with him, and he'll instinctively start running around on all fours. He also has changed his name to George, but has a strong fear of men in dresses singing about Kiwi's, Pudding, and Fishies.
Selphie, after seeing how Squall acted when he was her, didnt act as ditzy as she once did. She taught Squall how to make balloon animals and married Irvine and they had a son...that they named George. She however caught Irvine cheating on her with an old woman. Sick of his strange fetishes, she turned him into a monkey. A pink monkey. Named Harold.
Irvine married Selphie, had a son George, and cheated on Seplhie with an old woman and was turned into a pink muunkay named Harold. As Harold, Irvine left the Garden and went on an adventure to travel the world. He first lived with Squall in Balamb and helped make animal balloons and dnaced for money. After Squall was shot down, he left on a journey in a shoebox balloon. He made a movie called "Monkeys Big Adventure.". Only two people went to see the movie...a drunk man and a woman named "Ms. Peepeesalot".
Angelo became a dog again, yet had some weird obsession with trying to eat people and chocolate. The Quistis part still in him caused him to stand on his back legs at times...and he finally succeeded in making Chocolate Covered Edible Humans. Hwoever...as with Irvine...only two people bought thte product. Ms. Peepeesalot and a man...a man named Amy. Angelo eventually ran away from his debt to Bangkok, where he learned ancient knowledge and gained the ability to speak again. He learned 10 different languages, yet was killed in a Rabid German Farmers WIth Pitchforks stampede in New Zealand.
Zell was affected from being Squall for the time his personality was switched, and became a thoughtful person. That lasted for about...2 minutes? Then, he spotted hot dogs, and seeing Fuijin having a fear of them, chased her with them. He fell off the same cliff that Rinoa did, yet was puleld back up by a giant stork, he taught him the secrets of life. The next day, Zell had already forgotten them, and started a profession out of making slinkies used in sexual ways.
Seifer, after having to Irvine for so long, grew a weird fetish for old women. After killing three after they all refused to have an orgy with him, he was sent to the Galbadia prison base, where an old lady Bondage Queen whipped him into place. Now he fears old women, and lives in a hut with a Rabid German Farmer with a Pitchfork. They hunt monkeys and salamanders together in the ol' Sawnee Rivah and speak of the good ol' days. Yarh.
Quistis was in no way whatsoever affected by being Seifer at all...She has discovered 501 things to do with poopy and how to make Sea Monkey orgies, and is currently married to a rich, handsome Japanese man named Mr. Hannisgizawashikunchansamadomi. They have 52 children all named Snorkkles.
Cid never found his clothes and remained naked his whole life.
Edea likes sparkly things.
Dr. Kadowaki is Austin Powers. Yeah baby!!
I like muffins.
Do you like muffins?
No?
You suck.
You really do.
Yeah. Go away now.
THE END!
You heard me. Scat. Its over now, beat it.
I dont associate with people who hate muffins.
Go.
~Fin~
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Zell looked around at all of his friends who were back to normal.
"Well guys, I guess from now on we should have personality checks!" he said.
And thus the corny laughter ensued.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Epilogue~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ah yes, after about a week of having there personalities screwed up, our beloved characters were very happy.
Squall stayed the same as usual, but after Rinoa's death he lightened up considerably, and decided since there were no more missions for Garden, he would leave. He recieved many tearful good-byes, and opened a balloon animal shop in Balamb. The day after he left Garden, the Garden recieved 10 new missions. Never wouldve saw that coming, eh? squall is believed to be dead, after having a balloon accident where he filled himself with too much helium and floated away. He was unfortunately wearing a pink teddy bear costume, and the new Galbadia Missle Base got scared and shot him down into the ocean.
Rinoa, as you know, ran off a cliff. And, as you know, there was much rejoicing.
Fuijin seemed to be emotionally scarred from her experience of being Zell, and developed an extreme fear of hot dogs. One day at a fair that Raijin had brought her to, she was chased by a man in a hot dog suit trying to sell Oscar Meiyer Weiners. She currently is in the chain-and-gagged room in Dr. Kadowaki's office, where she is forced to look upon Austin Powers day and night.
Raijin was slightly affected from being Angelo. To this day you can be walking with him, and he'll instinctively start running around on all fours. He also has changed his name to George, but has a strong fear of men in dresses singing about Kiwi's, Pudding, and Fishies.
Selphie, after seeing how Squall acted when he was her, didnt act as ditzy as she once did. She taught Squall how to make balloon animals and married Irvine and they had a son...that they named George. She however caught Irvine cheating on her with an old woman. Sick of his strange fetishes, she turned him into a monkey. A pink monkey. Named Harold.
Irvine married Selphie, had a son George, and cheated on Seplhie with an old woman and was turned into a pink muunkay named Harold. As Harold, Irvine left the Garden and went on an adventure to travel the world. He first lived with Squall in Balamb and helped make animal balloons and dnaced for money. After Squall was shot down, he left on a journey in a shoebox balloon. He made a movie called "Monkeys Big Adventure.". Only two people went to see the movie...a drunk man and a woman named "Ms. Peepeesalot".
Angelo became a dog again, yet had some weird obsession with trying to eat people and chocolate. The Quistis part still in him caused him to stand on his back legs at times...and he finally succeeded in making Chocolate Covered Edible Humans. Hwoever...as with Irvine...only two people bought thte product. Ms. Peepeesalot and a man...a man named Amy. Angelo eventually ran away from his debt to Bangkok, where he learned ancient knowledge and gained the ability to speak again. He learned 10 different languages, yet was killed in a Rabid German Farmers WIth Pitchforks stampede in New Zealand.
Zell was affected from being Squall for the time his personality was switched, and became a thoughtful person. That lasted for about...2 minutes? Then, he spotted hot dogs, and seeing Fuijin having a fear of them, chased her with them. He fell off the same cliff that Rinoa did, yet was puleld back up by a giant stork, he taught him the secrets of life. The next day, Zell had already forgotten them, and started a profession out of making slinkies used in sexual ways.
Seifer, after having to Irvine for so long, grew a weird fetish for old women. After killing three after they all refused to have an orgy with him, he was sent to the Galbadia prison base, where an old lady Bondage Queen whipped him into place. Now he fears old women, and lives in a hut with a Rabid German Farmer with a Pitchfork. They hunt monkeys and salamanders together in the ol' Sawnee Rivah and speak of the good ol' days. Yarh.
Quistis was in no way whatsoever affected by being Seifer at all...She has discovered 501 things to do with poopy and how to make Sea Monkey orgies, and is currently married to a rich, handsome Japanese man named Mr. Hannisgizawashikunchansamadomi. They have 52 children all named Snorkkles.
Cid never found his clothes and remained naked his whole life.
Edea likes sparkly things.
Dr. Kadowaki is Austin Powers. Yeah baby!!
I like muffins.
Do you like muffins?
No?
You suck.
You really do.
Yeah. Go away now.
THE END!
You heard me. Scat. Its over now, beat it.
I dont associate with people who hate muffins.
Go.
~Fin~