G1Egyptian: Cybertron is ruled by a mighty cold sparked Pharaoh, Megatron but it is not the rumors of the son of Primus, a Prime could dethrone him and destroy his mighty empire but his mad obsession with the beautiful slave, Optimus. MegatronXOptimus Prime Review! Chap 12 is now up, updated as of 12/17/13!

The Animated cast gets hauled into a crazy Muppet's song and dance routine... (I wrote this quite a while ago :D)

Another parody of our favorite mini-bot that each coupling will interest me. Watch out for same pairings, continued chapters, or stories of our little mech. M for safty.

Fed up with each other one day, Miko and Jack get into a rather vicious fight leading to some...unexpected results...

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker find it's not so easy driving in a snowstorm. -oneshot, written for tf-speedwriting's Advent Calendar on LJ-

Perceptor knows how to get his charge up in the mornings. Fluff and tickles galore!

A new era of peace came for Cybertron, but her nightmares were always haunted. Wheeljack/Arcee

Sunstreaker puts the final touches on his last masterpiece.

A new take on a timeless classic, starring none other than mighty Megatron. Hope this brings ya a laugh. Merry Christmas!

It wasn't that he was indifferent... but for him, that wasn't Breakdown anymore. One-shot, my theory on Knock Out's thoughts at the beginning of "Thirst"

Soundwaves experiences and feelings as he is trapped in the Shadow Zone.

Prowl has always been a competitive fragger.

MikoXSari. Oneshot. Angst. Please R&R. TFA/TFP

Megatron(genderbent)/Optimus Prime. I do not own Transformers, and never have claimed to. Au... High school

They were nothing but cannon fodder, an endless mass of meat shields for metal giants from the stars. He had no real reason to live. But occasionally, a reason would emerge. And he would fight for it.

Trust a human, especially this indomitable one, to find ways to make such a time a reason for celebration and joy.

"So," Spike asked the berthformer, looking puzzled, "when you recharge, do you do it on a bed or as a bed?"

THis is a request drabble for a friend on DA. The prompt was: Soundwave/blaster G1 waking up in the same berth after a autobot/decepticon truce party Well, see like that turned out Warning: dub-con

TF: Prime AU. Parody of the first episode of South Park "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe". After Megatron is abducted by alien drones and probed, Optimus, Soundwave and Ironhide must find a way to stop an alien invasion that is threatening to destroy Iacon and also must get Ironhide's little brother Bumblebee back from the drones. South Park belongs to its creators and Comedy Central.

Darkstorm is finally permanently reunited with her brother, Skybreak, but the peace doesn't last long. Her leader is lost to them, her team is in disarray, and a new human is thrown into this eon-old war. . . Will the chasm between the Autobots and Decepticons be mended? Or will this war never end? Sequel to Across This New Divide. Cowritten with blondie-moyashi. Bumblebee/OC

It was something to protect, to love. Something worth living for. It was precious. Yet Primus just isn't fair. Rated for: mech smut in later chapters, mpreg, and sensitive topic matter in the first couple of chapters.

AU;How will the Command Trine survive when the biggest secret among the decepticons is unravelled during a raid? Why does Thundercracker leave, why is Starscream so close to the blue seeker, and why is the obnoxious seeker so protective of his stupid, moronic trinemates? The Autobots have frontseats for the drama of the vorns.

Captured by the Decepticons, six Autobots must struggle to survive their strange circumstances.

Zara sweet, calm, and Sari's babysitter. Jessa sweet, calm, and Jack's twin sister. Both from a different dimension. What will happen when they get sucked into each others dimension? Who ansformers Prime and Transformers Animated. (HIATUS! POSSIBLE REBOOT?)

Present for Speedstreak360. Will be 3-shot. The son of Prime and Megatron in a secret love affair with the commander, what could go wrong? Other than the protectiveness of two equally terrifying parents? OP/M UM/OC