A collection of short stories and funny/cute moments with our favourite crime-fighting duo! It's a step away from my usual pattern of writing full stories and hopefully will be packed with plenty of humour. If you're looking for a light-hearted read this is it! (Some romantic and some friendly Valduggery, nothing graphic.) Rated T just in case.

Sequel of 'the trilogy pain, Recovery, A journey begins' What did he say?... Scarab had eavesdropped some Sorcerers at the old factory, saying something... But until it didn't come out what exactly... And what does Erskine - some believed to be long dead - has to do with it? Find out in Erskines Suffering - two years after the events of 'A journey begins'..

Prequel to my Trilogy 'Pain, Recovery and a Journey begins' Scarab : A member of Valkyries team, and father of Sanguine... Who according to Valkyrie has joined them 5 years before they finally found Sanguine. But how? How did he join? And under what circumstances? Find out in this little fanfiction..

After five years away, Valkyrie Cain finally returns to Ireland, sees her family again, and starts a new case with Skulduggery. I started writing this before Resurrection was released so it's basically my own take on what happens after The Dying of the Light.

Valkyrie is taken back to the late 1600s by a purple time traveller. This girl seems to be the only one who knows of Valkyrie's importance in the fight against Mevolent and his forces. This is a rewrite of my original SP fic of the same name.

Skulduggery Pleasant had never been a fan of Valkyrie Cains many partners. After a particularly rough date Skulduggery may finally confess his love for his partner. How will Valkyrie respond and will they be together? One shot- may be expanded Valkyrie is around 70/80

The Dead Men solve the mystery of Valkyrie and Skulduggerys changing relationship one by one. AKA the five of them figure out Valkyrie and Skulduggery are in love. Alternate universe- everyone survives Darquesse and Erskine isn't evil in the end

One-shots, two-shots, three-shots, four-shots. Meet all the different scenarios everyone knew was coming but never asked for!

Somebody out there knows the truth of what happened the day Requiem Jones was killed by Darquesse and Lord Vile. That somebody wants something, and they'll do whatever it takes to get it. (Sequel to Requiem, rated T just in case!)

What would life have been like if Stephanie never stayed at Gordon's house alone that night? Stephanie has grown up straddling the magical and mortal worlds alone, plagued by visions of being shot in the head by Skulduggery Pleasant. She doesn't know him, and she doesn't want to. **Non-canon, some events from book series. Slow burn Valduggery.**

They're going to save the world... Probably

It's a beach day, Skul-man and Val at the beach - what more do you want?

Dexter has a child with Saracens half sister, trinity, who is also hopeless' daughter. 5 years later, savages attack leaving Maddie Vex with her dad, uncle and granda that she's never met.

Valkyrie Cain was bitten by a vampire called Dusk and she became an infected. What will Dusk make her do? Will Skulduggery save her? When will be Valkyries perfect moment? ONESHOT! Valduggery.

Skulduggery Pleasant is a man who enjoys being untouchable by so many people. He is a man composed of wit, charm, and power. Skulduggery Pleasant was, to be frank, somewhat unshakeable. There was very little in this world that could throw off the composure of a 438 year old living skeleton. Apart from maybe, China Sorrows. (Mortal Coil Era Skulduggery Pleasant)

Tanith Low has always had a little crush on the notorious Grand Mage, China Sorrows, but when she has the choice to act on her impulses or hold it all back, will she finally give in to her urges, or will she bottle it up?

Sequel to Recovery Indeed, the old family is reunited again, Scarab and Sanguine! Will he be now a detective too...And what about the Sanctuary? What about Creed? What will happen, if he really, once finds out about them?.. .. what might happen if one of them gets captured?... Find out in this Sequel, almost three month after Recovery! Currently being rewritten!

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Continuation of 'Pain! Has Sanguine begun suicide? Or did he really think about it? Will he really overcome Tanith' dead or will he forever think, that it was his fault? But most important how will Dusk react? And what happens... if Creed finds out... Or even worse Skulduggery? Currently being rewritten!

Takes place a few years after TDOTL, but with a few terrible changes...China might have become the Supreme Grand Mage, but was soon assassinated by someone unknown. Unknown to most people, but a handful! People, who are now fighting the new evil Grand Mage, and leader of the church of Faceless Ones, Creed, who also manipulated everyone else inside the Sanctuary.. Being rewritten!

Skullduggery Pleasant, so many characters have never met, but what if they did, and they didn't get on too well.

A glowing figure passes through what an unknown thing that just realized that it exists can only describe as a void, leading said thing to gain sentience and a whole host of questions. Oneshot. Revealing anything else would be spoilers

[[Oneshots]] "What were movies like, when they first came out?" Skulduggery held a hand out, reading the air. But all of the terrible guards were behind them. Now, it was just finding the big boss. Valkyrie looked up to the rafters, to the pigeons roosting there. She kicked an abandoned Viking helmet. "They were silent, and it was mainly slapstick."

It had been almost a year since Morrigan had met Ghastly and the others. A year since she had made friends. Real friends. A year since she had found out who she really was. A year since Sebastian, a vampire who had kept her captive and tortured her for many, many years, had finally caught up with her. This next year is about to get real interesting. *Please Leave Reviews*

The girl had been alone for years. Fleeing vampires wasn't easy, but she managed. She comes to the end of her solitude abruptly and is thrown into a tornado of lies, combat and emotional distress. What's her name? Why is she plagued by nightmares? Who the hell is she? And why does everyone seem to know more about her than she does? *Please feel free to leave a review*