One shot. Rated M for violence and disturbing imagery, no sexual themes present. A young soldier limps through the trench he was left to die in during the Mevolent War, silently pondering the horrific scene around him after an attack by Lord Vile.

Frankly, Valkyrie thought, aged 16 and poised with a Sharpie before Skulduggery's face, it was a minor miracle she hadn't been tempted to do this before now. / SP ficlet in which Valkyrie gives in to the temptation to draw on Skulduggery's face and a surprising number of people are on board with it. Originally submitted to spfanclub's competition.

in her downtime to make up for the devastation she caused as Darquesse, Valkyrie knits hats for the homeless. Skulduggery... tries to knit hats for the homeless to keep her company. Family/friendship with some humour. Set after Dying of the Light.

Twelve year old Stephanie Edgley was just attending her favourite uncle's funeral when she spots a strange man standing far off, a beautiful woman's arm hooked through his. Less than a week later she's thrust into the world of magic and sorcerers, trained by the best of the best; The Dead Men. (Book 2 is up!)

The Accelerator scene, but sad.

It's war. Reasonable men vs Mevolent lackeys. On a routine (for them) suicide mission, the Deadmen run into trouble and are helped out by a mysterious girl in black, with strange magic and a silver tongue. Not to mention a personality that reminds them of a certain missing skeleton. Dimension/time-travel/shenanigan AU. Post Dying of the Light Valkyrie.

"She's hungry." Skulduggery said as Stephanie wailed again. "When did you feed her last?" Gordon hesitated. "Is it possible," Skulduggery asked. "That you forgot?"

"You can't stay mad at me for long." He said, voice soft and velvety. If this were any other situation, his voice would have made her melt, but she fought hard to hold on to her anger. "Yes, actually, I can."

"Pylades: I'll take care of you. Orestes: It's rotten work. Pylades: Not to me. Not if it's you."

Valkyrie, aged 15 is faced with conflicting emotions about her past and close future. When she runs away and meets a time traveller she is sent back in time to 1587 where she learns to fight her subconscious and overcome her fears. How will her friends take on this new change at her return? Contains manly Valduggery later on in the chapters.

It was 1am, and Ghastly couldn't sleep. The rough Ghanith sex you've always wanted. Set after the scene in LSODM where Tanith and Ghastly flirt, before Ghastly and Sanguine beat each other up.

A Series of one-shots about the adventures of the original Dead Men as they fight against Mevolent and his Generals. Let me know if you want me to write more or have any ideas for new chapters!

Tanith finds out Valkyrie, despite being twenty and ready, has no idea how to handle a woman... intimately. She fixes that ;) Obviously NSFW, also school so don't try! I mean it. But if you like Valith, you're welcome :)

Ghasly can't figure out why Skulduggery and Valkyrie suddenly want to kill him. Also Tanith finally shows affection for Ghastly, and its strong.

Stephanie Edgley is accepted into her Uncle's school. One problem, she didn't sign up. How will Stephanie cope with scarred men, crazy people and a SKELETON? And who is Valkyrie Cain? Enemies will be made. Can she and her friends get through school?

the unknown battle between the ancients and the faceless ones

When Valkyrie is home alone, Skulduggery comes back to find things not as they were left.

Meet Symphony Night: sensitive, demigod and magician of the house of life. When her life is threatened, she turns to Skulduggery and Valkyrie for help. But when a figure from her past turns up at her house, wounded, her life will change forever.

It's the end of the war, then it's the end of his life. Ghastly realizes his story never really went anywhere. - There was a previous issue with this fic where all that was displayed was html code. That's not what I uploaded, so lost my fic somewhere in translation. I reuploaded and the issue is resolved.

Three Dead Men are possessed. Can they be saved? Do they want to be?

When Ghastly and Skulduggery finally end up having a child, a certain someone comes back and ruins everything meaning The couple have to work without eachother in order to get their child back.

Set: After Book 11 Changes: Ghastly never died and got with Tanith after getting freed from the remnant Ravel is still locked up.

Skulduggery Pleasant has kept yet another secret for a long time. The story of his old partner. Enter Ronin, half necromancer, with a lot on his mind. Set after Midnight. If you enjoyed, leave a review and/or message me, I am always open to new ideas. Also, I'm not a writer, but let me know how to improve.

Valkyrie never expected happily ever after but she thought it'd be easier, she thought America could fix her. She was wrong. Skulduggery tries to do everything right but he seems to keep going wrong, he thought America could fix his partner. He just needs to try harder.

This is an OS on the Dead Men meeting Stephanie for the first time as a baby! It's all cuteness and gooey feelings! This is a stand-alone but was originally written for my story SP: Raising Cain. It works just as a general OS though and it's so cute, I had to let everyone read it rather than hiding it in my OS series! Please enjoy :)