"She's gone, they took her. They told me they would. What was I supposed to do, they wanted the god killers, did you want me to just hand them over? I'm sorry, I should have told you and know they she's probably dead. It's all my fault", Skulduggery turned away. "Skulduggery" But he was gone.

When a string of murders occur in a tiny village in the Irish countryside, Skulduggery and Valkyrie have no other choice than to go undercover as a newlywed couple. There's no way this can go wrong.

Skulduggery and Valkyrie are used to high stakes and heroic deeds done with minutes to spare. Together, they've saved the world a hundred times over. They were bound to slip up eventually.

Valkyrie gets dirty after a mission and decides to take a bath to get herself clean. Skulduggery and Xena joins her in the bathroom and before anyone of them has time to react hilarity ensues.

Random one shots with the Dead Men and my OC Ezra Bloom, some of these aren't in line with the books or my own two fics. Hope you enjoy!

Skulduggery is meditating and Valkyrie is bored. She tries to wake him up but fails. She then gets an idea that will have dire consequences...

Set after Midnight. Skulduggery and Valkyrie is being kidnapped by a mysterious person that wants revenge on Valkyrie for what Darquesse did on "Devestation Day". Rated M because of torture, blood and sexual themes.

It's about a newbie in the magic world that has to much power

Join Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain in their quest to rid the world of the Nihilist Necromancer Knave Hallow...for the second time. On their journey, they will face tests they have never encountered before to prove their trust in each other. Will they pass or will their pride stand in the way of their true feelings for the other. (Set after SP Midnight. Spoilers throughout

Well, it's still unfinished, but you know, I'm 13, soooo... I think it's ok, right? Also, meet Johnathan Stranth.

A collection of awesomely amazing Valduggery one-shots, preferences, imagines, drabbles, etc, etc. What trouble will Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain get into now? Please read and review! I love praise but I am totally cool with constructive criticism. Thanks!

Saracen Rue, all easy charm and easy smiles, like a man trying to convince himself he's nicer than he is. That was how she remembered him. It had been over a decade since she'd last seen a Dead Man but now she had all of them and more on her doorstep with a psychopathic serial killer from her past on the loose. Just a day in the life, right?

Part 1: Valkyrie wakes up from a nightmare after the recent events that accured in "Nightmare" and Skulduggery is there to comfort her. Set STRAIGHT after "Midnight", so if you've not read it, this story might contain spoilers. Part 2: Skulduggery is having a nightmare where his worst fear is coming to life. Will Valkyrie be able to comfort him?

A world where Stephanie Edgley becomes Valkyrie Cain without the help of anyone but herself. She hasn't met Skulduggery yet but that is soon to change. What happens when her daily life of fighting crime and protecting her family is shaken up by the interference of a particular skeleton? Her suspicion of him turns to friendship and maybe an even stronger bond as they work together.

This will become a collection of one-shots and the occasional spinoff to compliment my Skulduggery Pleasant: Raising Cain story, which you will need to have read to understand much of this. Comment or PM me to suggest your ideas and I may write them and post them here, anything welcome as long as it relates to the ff I'm writing! I expect to update the rating so keep an eye out! :D

Skulduggery and Valkyrie go monster hunting in the sewers of Dublin, but things get complicated when Valkyrie falls mysteriously ill. Set between KotW and LSoDM. Cannon Compliant Case Fic. [Warning: Contains some moderate fantasy violence, ableist language, inaccurate portrayals of mental illness, body horror and references to medical procedures].

Valkyrie Cain touched the cool surface and inhaled. The sensation always lingered for longer but there was something different about these memories this time. There were blanks. What did she do?

We don't choose our family and they don't choose us, but we learn to go get along. Mostly. All it takes is one wrong ingredient to spoil a bake. All it takes is one wrong person to wreck a family. Forever. (Repost of "Roots" three years since it was originally posted)

Title will change. Now rated M for Sex! Pairings: Valduggery, Ghanith, FletcherxOC, and ChinaxOC. Not really a summary, but I'll try to make it good and in character. I'll rewrite this summary better soon! R&R! Constructive crit! (DISCONTINUED, SORRY)

Valkyrie Cain is driving home in her car a rainy night when she spots a man walking alongside the road. She decides to give him a ride into town, but as soon as they lay their eyes on each other, everything changes... and poor Fletcher Renn is trapped in between all of it! Valduggery and Ghanith! Contains sexual themes, murder and childbirth!

Alice, Valkyrie Cain's six-year old sister is being threatened in an attempt to get to Valkyrie. But with a massive case keeping her and Skulduggery busy, Valkyrie needs someone to protect her. So she hires Dusk's daughter and Sanguine's son to keep Alice safe until the threat is gone. Problem is Dusk's daughter doesn't like children and has no idea how to take care of her.

AU where Skulduggery Pleasant saves a foreign girl from being murdered after her parents are shot in front of her. He takes her into the magical world to help protect her. It becomes clear that she is an elemental and combat prodigy. There are others not so eager to accept somebody so young from a different background. Set about a year before Resurrection.

A series of one-shots including Valduggery, Ghanith, hilarious situations and maybe a few other unusual pairings! What more could any Skulduggery Pleasant fan want? Please read, review and enjoy! :) Rated M just in case.

The Fix-it AU to rule all fix-it AUs...or something like that. I do not own Skulduggery Pleasant and I'm painfully aware of this fact. From book 5 onward.

Ghanith Fluff. Starts with Tanith singing. AN: Ghastly is alive, Ghanith has a daughter