The following spoilers, regardless of Manga or Anime: Attack on Titan, My Hero Academia, RWBY, Demon Slayer, The Promised Neverland, The Rising of the Shield Hero, Danganrona, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, and Death Note
Anime characters from different series are in the arena wearing formal gear, talking to one another till the lights dim down. Every character start applauding. Attack on Titan: The Final Season trailer aired and people roars for the trailer.
'Ladies and gentleman, please welcome you all to Attack on Titan: Eren Jaeger's Retirement Ceremony. Now let's introduced to you our hosts of the night; From My Hero Academia, Izuku Midoriya aka Deku. And from RWBY, Ruby Rose aka Lil' Red'.
Ruby Rose and Izuku Midoriya enter the stage in formal wear with a huge applause from the audience.
'Welcome everyone!' Izuku welcoming them all. 'Tonight is a wonderful night for the upcoming Anime series that is entering their finale and we want to celebrate the series for their eight years of amazing storytelling and characters, and now we'll be saying goodbye to them all'
'As Eren had announced his retirement after Part 2 of Season 3, we all knew this day would come. But...' Ruby looking sad but happy at the same time, 'I can't believe that Eren had saw it through and we're getting to experience their finale together' Ruby kneels down to tear up before getting back up. 'I think to me, both Eren and I had debut the same year and we took the entire anime world but even I'll admit that he had made a bigger impact than I, but I know that I'll make him happy and proud so I can continue 2013 Pride here'
'If there's an Anime Hall of Fame, Eren Jaeger would be inducted next to Son Goku, Naruto Uzumaki, Usagi Tsukino, Spike Spiegel, etc.' Izuku compares Eren to the other anime characters. 'But I think Eren would rather be inducted next to Gon Freece, Edward Elric, Light Yagami, Simon Jiha, Lelouch vi Britannia and Madoka Kanami because Eren had always respect them for going beyond, not only as main characters but being the biggest game changers in history even though they come from different generations. To us main characters, it's like every superhero movie that wants to try and be the next Dark Knight, we had to live up the expectations. To us, those characters and their shows are our version of the Dark Knight'
'Something that you, me, Akko, Asta, Shinra, Tanjiro, Senku, etc. are trying to reach. We want to be the next show that'll inspired the next generation or the next decade. To Izuku and the rest of my fellow Shonen Jump coworkers might only reach either the original Big Three status while I, over in the west, highest status I can reach is Avatar the Last Airbender' Ruby talks about comparing other shows.
'Knowing Eren, he might say, "You? Standing with Aang and Korra as the best animated show in the west?", at least that's how I would picture it once he comes out' Izuku coming up with an idea line for Eren Jaeger on Ruby's statement.
'Well outside of the Avatar series, my show had been a big cultural impact in the west' Ruby spoke with a tone of validation. "I think Korra likes hanging around Yang and Blake but I don't know if that was before or after Ymir basically laugh her ass off by calling them a lousy representation, and adding that She-Ra and Catra are the next flag bearers of the Pride Flag" Ruby mentioned Korra and She-Ra. 'Seriously, I believe Blake is so damn happy that Ymir died in Attack on Titan show since both of them are Not in good terms to one another' Ruby talk about the heat between Blake and Ymir.
'Ymir is one of those people who'll shoot for the hip, regardless of subject' Izuku talk about Ymir's personality.
'Other than Ymir being a complete dick to everyone in general, I love the other cast though. Sasha and I got along well, but she kind of smell a bit' Ruby admits of Sasha's body odor.
'You think she smell bad, you should hang around Toko Fukawa since she does stalk Ryota whenever I see him around at Briner Complex at the west' Izuku comments of Danganronpa's Toko Fukawa body odor, 'Sorry Ms. Fukawa'
'Isn't she the one that doesn't shower or bath?' Ruby is trying to remember Toko Fukawa.
'Crazy looking girl with dirty purple gear, and trust me, she really reeks. She can make Kacchan smell like Irish Springs by comparison' Izuku compares Toko to Katsuki. 'Again, sorry Ms. Fukawa' Izuku apologizes to Toko.
'But before we get to hear what Eren Jaeger had to say, we made a special parody trailer to celebrate their final season. And if you're at this point, then it's your own damn fault because this is gonna be beyond spoilers of Attack on Titan' Ruby warns the audience. 'We had spend a lot of time on making it, and we use Anime's that debuted from 2010 to 2019, to make it a challenge for us to cast the roles, but we did made an expection of some Western Anime shows to participate of the trailer. So heads up, you'll find a certain princess in this trailer of ours'
'And long running shows like Dragon Ball, One Piece, Naruto or even Index series aren't qualified as 2010's Anime since they're part of the First Decade. That includes, Dragon Ball Super since it's a sequel series to Dragon Ball Z and we did count out Boruto even though he wanted to be part of this trailer since he believes he wanted the role of a certain royal character in the parody trailer' Izuku mentioned with an apologetic tone on not casting Boruto Uzumaki. 'I believe when we made the scenes, Eren was pissed off of the role we gave you but then again, you were kicking and screaming for the role to the point of strong arming us' Izuku mentioned of how Ruby was during shooting the scenes and character role.
'But I want to prove how much of an MC I really am' Ruby added.
'Here's a secret that Ruby didn't want Jaune to know. Ruby here didn't want Jaune or any members of JNPR to be on set and it was kept secret since she's only worried that if Jaune or Oscar was on set, we would had casted them to be in the role instead of her' Izuku continue to add to the story.
'Plus it was hard on picking roles and casting since we did want to have our friends here to be part of the project. We did had to leave Emma out of the trailer, but it's for a good reason. We did had some of the roles picked out right away since it seems right, like; Deku, Asta and Ryuko' Ruby talked more of the trailer.
'But it was Eren idea since he just loves the story and wanted to get involve with it. And if everyone wanted to know, Eren and I had to made a few calls if we can use them as props for the trailer. We got the green lit for it because Eren talked to a fellow Titan for the rights. But Eren was protective of the props, he didn't want anyone else to hold them or store them up because of how valuable they really are' Izuku mentioned the props for the trailer.
'He's a complete dick for not letting me touch one of them at least. I wanted to hold them' Ruby complains about Eren.
'Well it was part of the agreement. And if made sure that you don't have to hold them. Man, Eren really doesn't want you to touch them' Izuku continues to mentioned of the props. 'But before we go to the trailer, let talk more about Attack on Titan' Izuku suggested of continuing the ceremony.
'Attack on Titan may had lost the first wave of momentum due of the four years break but when they came back, they didn't had the same impact but I know Eren didn't care about appreciation since he did spew out movies and a Chibi show that I may had stolen the idea from for my Chibi show' Ruby talks about Attack on Titan momentum.
'I think Eren would say that your show would be better as a comedy chibi show than an actual "dark" anime show. Not gonna lie, I may had watched the YouTube video of Basically Anime show. And your Chibi does spark more views and actual entertainment rather than being the DCEU, Justice League version, of anime' Izuku compared RWBY to the Justice League but with an apologetic tone.
'Don't mentioned it' Ruby looks down after the comment. 'Just because we worked with them, didn't mean I like the results'
'Attack on Titan had proven that it didn't care about what people think, but only care about one thing. The story. Eren had always love to keep the story going and he seems to flip everyone off while doing it. When we first saw his first "death" on the show, we were freaking out and was crapping our pants since they were bending the Laws of Anime' Izuku talk about Episode 5 of Season 1
'Till he trolled us all by having him coming back to life, which we were liked, "Oh come on!" and I was waving my hands into the air when it happen' Ruby remembers her reaction to the scene.
'I think that's how you were since I was freaking out' Izuku remembers his reaction.
'I was reacting that I had to compete with that since I debut two months after that event. Speaking of my debut, my first episode aired after his face was stomped to the ground. I was so stoked and when Eren came to Rooster Teeth to congratulate me on my debut, it was like I kicked the Leviathan's ass' Ruby recalls of her debut moment. 'Even Korra herself was liked, "That's the greatest episode I ever saw in my life, you'll carry my legacy as the Top Western Animated Show", that day was great for me' Ruby seems to overhyped her very first episode.
'I don't recall that ever happening!' Korra loudly spoke from the audience which the crowd laugh it off.
'Don't ruin this for me!' Ruby pouts.
'I think you remember it differently since Eren was stomped to the ground as you were kicking ass agasint Roman Torchwick...' Izuke trying to ground Ruby into reality before being cut off.
'If you call that kicking ass!' Roman shouts as Korra did.
'I was kicking ass!' Ruby continues to pouts.
'Well, Attack on Titan can prove that having a large cast doesn't really cripple your chances on being on the top of the world but when Season 2 hits, Ymir, Historia, Reiner and Bertholdt had came from being background characters and transform into one of the biggest characters of the show. And Historia role isn't over there' Izuku continues to talk about Attack on Titan.
'Yes. Christa Lenz became from one of the most generic loli character into an actual of possibly the most important character of entire AoT universe. To the point of being knocked up that most of their die hard viewers wanted to know who's the father. Eren is such an asshole for not allowing or gave us an actual answer since he loves to make people thinkg' Ruby spoil the event of Historia Reiss.
'Her name is Historia Reiss, Ruby' Izuku reminds Ruby of Historia's name.
'I want to look down on a character that I can beat' Ruby looks down on Historia previous personality during the show.
'Even if she was the character of being looked down, she's actually skilled and beauty that every female character can't seem to matched' Izuku compares Historia to the other females.
'But like I said earlier, Ymir really doesn't care about being progressive or even like othe people in general. She even gave me a middle finger, which Yang didn't mind. But when Ymir, in a different time period, flip off Blake, that's where things get ugly. Thank you for defending me Yang!' Ruby yells out at Yang.
'Isn't Yang character profile about being over protective towards you?' Izuku asks.
'That's what everyone in Rooster Teeth wanted to say, but like a real thirsty boy, Yang would rather chase down some tail instead of family bonding. If you don't believe me, just look at our final product' Ruby admits of a false claim. 'I recommend on not taking our "lore book" too seriously and just accept it as a cash grab'.
'I think Akko right there is actually jealous of that your show can have more shows while she's forced to sit at the sidelines' Izuku point up Atsuko Kagari at near front of the arena, waving at the cameras 'Akko would love to have Diana and Amanda to get more screentime. We been talking about characters we wanted to do more with, and she would love to have a fun yet a shifting tournament arc where they could change locations for different kinds of magic, Akko always love competiting against Diana and Amanda. To her, those are her version of Shoto Todoroki and Katsuki Bakugo'
'Originally we were gonna leave her out of the trailer but we did changed up the roles and she's happy to be part of it' Ruby feels ashamed of leaving out Atsuko but still have a happy smile across her face. 'But where were confused on if Mob goes under Parody Rules or not, but we'll find out' Ruby also mentioned Shigeo Kageyama.
'Ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy the trailer we have for you tonight' Izuku said to the audience as the stadium lights dims down.
-Trailer-
[The landscape is the first thing to be shown]
Senku Ishigami: There was an idea...
[Ruby Rose holding her chain in despair]
Ruby Rose: To bring together, a group of remarkable people...
[Saki Uno is laying on the ground with both Atsuko Kagari and a ready Amanda O'Neill, looking down on him]
Ryuko Matoi [looking at Senketsu's glowing eye]: To see if we could become something more...
[Shigeo Kageyama looking over at a window]
Asta [looking at monitors]: So when they needed us, we could fight the battles...
[Saki and Nagisa Shiota preparing for a fight]
Nagisa Shiota: That they never could.
[City over look]
Eren Jaeger: In time. [Ruby, Saki, Atsuko and Amanda looks at the door. Ruby leaves the building]. You will know what it's like to lose. [Marinette Dupain-Cheng (PV Look) sees ladybugs reacting, then looks around to see a ship]. To feel so desperately that you're right yet to fail all the same. [Atsuko and Diana are prepared for combat]. Dread it. [Someone is walking over the bodies. Yuno hands over his magic stone from his necklace]. Run from it. Freedom still arrives.[A portal opens up to reveal a post timeskip Eren coming from it]
Adora: [Marinette transforming]. Evacuate the city! [Asta holding levers]. Engage all defenses! [Mukuro Ikusaba throws a grenade at a shadowed Izuku Midoriya who kicks it away]. And get this man some gloves!
[Saki enters the battlefield. Nagisa stabs through someone. Atsuko looks upwards while using her Shiny Rod. A titan fall from the sky. Izuku punches an creature out. Adora slashes through one. Eren slams Marinette down]
Eren Jaeger: [Ruby looks over her shoulder]. Fun isn't something one considers when bringing freedom to the universe. [Someone is using a knife to stab Ryuko's Senketsu eye. Eren placed the Space Stone into the Gauntlet]. But this..[Ruby looks horrified]. (chuckles) does put a smile on my face.
[Eren shows two Infinity Stones in the Gauntlet; Power and Space Stones. Eren punches Ruby down. Tanjiro Komada is getting ready. Adora is raising her sword up. Shinra flying over the battlefield. Both armies rushing in the battlefield. Izuku, Nagisa, Magical Girl Ore, Tanjiro, Adora, Shinra and Rin Okumura are slowly rushing into the battle with an army behind them].
Title Card, "The Avengers: Infinity War"
Asta: (Confused look) Who the hell are you guys?!
[Asta meets the Edlians: Armin Arlelt, Mikasa Ackermann, Porco Galliard, Pieck Finger, Reiner Braun and Annie Leonhart]
Stadium lights turned up from the roar applause for the parody trailer of Avengers: Infinity War
'Boruto wanted the role of T'Challa for the Infinity War trailer but due of being a sequel series of Naruto, he honestly felt left out due of being the son of Naruto, and we didn't want to do it but we challenged ourselves to do so. But Boruto wanted to do something for the Infinity War but he also wanted to slap his old man's face for being part of this generation. So he made a video that seems to fit but also make himself feel better for it' Ruby explain the role and Boruto involvement.
-Boruto's Infinity War related clip-
Rias Gremory: You were right to bring this man here, Toma, for truly he stands a giant.
Toma Kamijo: As always, you see wisdom while the others cower in fear.
Rias Gremory: A strength of our warrior breeding,
Boruto Uzumaki: I'm sorry, partner. I didn't get your name earlier.
Rias Gremory: No apology necessary. The honor is mine. I am the firstborn lady Rias, master of the house Gremory.
Boruto Uzumaki: Gremory. Well, that certainly has a ring.
Rias Gremory: The way you handled yourself today was quite admirable. Though I fear your Earth faces a far more pressing threat than anything posed by our Confederacy.
Boruto Uzumaki: Is this the attack Toma warned might be coming?
Toma Kamijo: It shall be the end of your planet.
Boruto Uzumaki: That's why [] had a deal with the Confederacy to fight besides us.
Rias Gremory: The Confederacy never intended to honor this agreement, nor could it even if it so desired. It was merely a deception to extort the resources from your planet before time ran out, which now it has.
Boruto Uzumaki: What are you saying?
Rias Gremory: Eren Jaeger and his forces have begun an assault on your world, even as we speak.
Boruto Uzumaki: Well, then, I've got to get down there with the Avengers and take on this Eren Jaeger.
Rias Gremory: Jaeger's strength is unrivaled. You will lose even with your powerful friends fighting alongside you.
'Boruto wanted to do a Netflix version of the Avengers or Defenders or whatever they didn't bother acknowledging, but even he didn't want to after being left out. And we didn't want to add Highschool DxD due of too much fan service for Eren's liking' Ruby continue to talk about Boruto's involvement of Infinity War.
'And Toma from the Index series was near at the set and he didn't film out the scene with Boruto and Rias since this clip was not meant to be taken serious' Izuku added.
'Eren wanted Adora from She-Ra to be part of this trailer since we do have to bind since we originally had Boruto and Korra to be take the role of T'Challa but both series do serve as a sequel series to both Naruto and Avatar, but we didn't rule out reboots and Eren wanted a strong female character for T'Challa part. Adora were happy and she seems to enjoy her role. Plus if we did Civil War trailer, she would be in Team Ruby!' Ruby happy to talk about Adora part of the trailer.
'Sorry Sakura for not being part of our trailer because you were one of the best magical girls of all time' Izuku apologizes to Sakura Kinomoto from Cardcaptor Sakura: Clear Card.
'Speaking of magical girls, PreCure girls are more of the Chitauri since they're never ending and will kill themselves for spawning more sequels. The only show that can be the female version of One Piece.
'Ladies and gentleman, please welcome Eren Jaeger!' Ruby introduced Eren Jaeger to the stage.
The song, "Cult of Personality", is played throughout the arena. Eren walked to the stage wearing a sweater with a button up shirt and vest, jeans and boots, and had his hair tied up. Eren walked up to the podium while Ruby and Izuku walk at side of the stage to allow Eren to have his moment.
The crowd start chanting; "Thank you, Eren!" multiple times.
'Luffy, you're gonna wait twenty more years to hear that in your career, because let be honest here, I doubt Mr. Oda is gonna let you end in five? Four? Three more years? Unless that's just counting down for, One Piece: The Final Sea story arc' Eren pokes fun at Luffy's length of his show.
'Before I start saying my real goodbyes and that heart warming crap stuff, it wouldn't be me if I wasn't be a complete asshole and a hundred percent dick to everyone' Eren smiles. He walks away from the podium to his side. Eren sat down on the ground with his legs crossed with a smirk. Eren look at the sea of characters. 'Before I go into my retirement before my Final Season comes in October. I got a lot of things I want to get off of my chest. I'll start it off by talking down to some of those old timers' Eren has an evil grin that he had been waiting on this day, 'By the way, this is gonna be a parody CM Punk's pipebomb'. Eren looks at the Shonen Jump section, 'I'll start by talking down to the King of Shonen since I want to prove that he's no king that I'll ever bow to. Luffy Monkey D., and yeah, I know that I'm saying his name wrong but I'm not here to please any of you to begin with. I don't even dislike you D., I do like. I like you a lot more than everyone who lives in the past. I hate this idea that you're the best because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am, is that kissing at Goku Son's ass. You're good at kissing Goku's ass than Ichigo Kurosaki was. I don't know if you're good as Naruto though, he's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is' Eren smirks as he waves to the camera, 'Sorry Hinata Uzumaki, your husband lips will always go to Goku's ass first before your lips'. Eren looks back to the crowd, 'I'm one of the best Main Characters in the world. I've been the best since day one when I walk into 2013 but it seems that Goku Son didn't like the idea of how much I shake the landscape of the Anime Universe. And like an ego maniac Goku really is, and that's not an actual lie people. Goku will always love the spotlight, and it's a good thing he married a woman who have intelligence because Goku wanted to name his son Spotlight or Filler because he's like the Titan Cronus who never want anyone to steal his spotlight. Naruto takes more of him than Gohan. If there's a filler villain, Goku would actually allow Vegeta to the win, to a certain point. Hell, Naruto took the spotlight of his own son for that time travel or something like that. Goku never liked me since I'm the show that came into Jump but wanted me to become someone like Natsu. Good thing I didn't want to change so we grab our scripts and ideas to a different company and we can go all out. Goku is actually jealous and still a little sore because we're the one show that slip pass him. And he's something that Goku won't admit but he never liked the new Jump heroes because they relay on their brians like Izuku and Senku. Goku might even say that today heroes are a bunch of pussies. Especially Senku. When Izuku start gaining more popularity, Naruto gave Goku a call and wanted a be in much more of an importan role...' Eren turns to Ruby, 'Rose, take notes because this is might look familiar to you', Eren looks back to the audience. 'Naruto want to show Izuku how a "real" main character act. Then when I heard that Ichigo finally got his Final Arc, I reacted, "Eh, I'm looking forward to InuYasha's kid than his comeback", and since this is a way that Goku is not liking Asta's progression. Luffy is the only show that still continues the old tradition of Goku. Tanjiro and Emma, I'm actually disappointed on how your shows ended because I wanted to see something that fits for the story. Speaking of Emm, I never thought that she could be a main character, and after her, Rose here, joined the Shonen Jump universe. But I think Rose might be the only female main character that fits with Goku's ideology. Goku never liked seeing female characters being above baby makers or turn on characters, like how Bulma is. If I'm wrong, then look at Trunks Brief up there. Or meant to a sidekick role or just be on the sideline, I mean, look at Nami, Robin Nico, Sakura Haruno, let see, who else had to sit in the sideline on Jump? Goku, do you really hate women that much? Then again, knowing how much of an idea he really is, I'm honestly surprised that he's actually married' Eren continues to poke fun at Goku's show and ideologies. 'Since I'm gonna talk more about Shonen Jump, Luffy, I recommend talking to Mr. Oda about Sanji Vinsmoke attitude towards the male side of LGBTQ crowd since most fans might not want to admit this but I believe Sanji might be the biggest homo and transphobic but who knows, I haven't caught up and maybe they fixed that part of him and letting him accept the male side of LGBTQ crowd and I could be a hundred percent wrong on that part of Sanji. If now...Luffy, you gotta add a line saying, "I can tolerate the crowd, just not my kind of crowd to hand around with" or something similar to that' Eren talked about Sanji's character. 'Am I done ripping on Jump? For now, yes. But in all fairness, I really do enjoy seeing the future of Jump is in good hands with Izuku, Tanjiro, Emma, Asta, Gon, Senku even though you really don't like intelligent academic main characters. I heard Chainsaw Man is a really good read and been wanting on an anime adaptation, but...this might be one of those times I do agree with Jump since let his story develop first than start filming their show. So Goku, you don't have to be Hollywood Hulk Hogan and the rest of his nWo group, or in your case, Naruto, Ichigo and Luffy, to steal their spotlight or pretend they need training wheels' Eren smirk. Goku on the stand shaking his head with a grin. Goku gives Eren a middle finger. 'I'm more surprise that you actually know how to flip people off' Eren jokes on Goku flipping him off. 'I never like doing what Jump says, even though I'm a supporter'.
Eren got up and walk up to the podium. 'Speaking of doing things that Jump wants me to do, I did film some scenes that Jump possibly wanted me to do. So I grab Reiner to shoot a traditional fight scene, but...' Eren turns to Ruby, 'this might look familiar to you at least'. The stadium goes dark.
-Jump Version: Eren vs. Reiner-
Both Attack and Armored Titans are psyching each other up. Both Titans throw the first punch to each other. Eren name his attack, Raging Fist. Reiner name his attack, Armored Punch. Both punches hit one another fist. They hit each other fists slowly till they start a rapid fire of punches to one another till they grab one another's hands to bumping heads.
The stadium lights goes up. 'Ruby, our fight would had been that horrible fight that Ghira and one of those foxy bastards in your show did. It was embarrassing to do that. Luffy, JoJo cast, All Might, how the hell can you guys go through all of that fist fighting? And Xiao Long's arms from Volume 7 must had been murdering her when I saw it. Hell, I can even follow Son's series since his fight scens are easily to follow' Eren compliment the Dragon Ball series fight scenes. 'We even did something that Izuku did against Muscular from Season 3, but I'll let the next scene to speak for itself, and we adlib the scene but it would had been what Jump wanted us to do if we were under contract for them'. The stadium goes dark again.
-Jump Version: Armin vs. Bertholdt-
Armin crash onto the top of the wall with a burned up body but with the pants and boots still on him. Armin angrily looks at the Colossal Titan who continues to slowly walk up to the wall. Bertholdt thinks to himself, (Armin, why? Why on Earth does Annie had to fall for you? Someone who I can stomp but yet, when Annie sees you, she seem to care more about you and your happiness. This is my way of getting rid of you. Out of our future together) Bertholdt turn from a calm emotionless to bitter anger out of pure jealousy. Bertholdt in his Colossal Titan form, he swings in for a punch with an attack name; Meteor Fist. Armin looks back to see Erwin and Levi fighting the Beast Titan, then he looks at Bertholdt. Armin starts remembering what Annie said, (Armin, please...come back home), Annie is wearing a loose sweater with huge cleavage of double D's during the flashback scene. Armin then decided to run up to the punch to throw his own punch. Armin punches the Colossal Titan's punch which Armin entire body is also hitting the fist. Bertholdt at first is shocked but not at Armin's punch but that he managed to stop the punch as Titan Lightning is creating an aura around Armin. (What!? Why...? Wait, does this mean that Armin had the Power of the Titan? No, he has the Power of the Colossal Titan! No! I'm the only one who holds the Power of the Colossal Titan! I will not lose to him!) Bertholdt put more pressure and adding more heat to his punch, but Armin remembers a frozen Annie in the inner walls and it help him to go beyond. Armin's punch gain more strength from the power of love. Armin punch throws Bertholdt off his guard and from Armin's Titan Lightning hits Bertholdt from the nape to be defeated by his rival.
The stadium lights up from the clip. 'Annie was pissed that day because we had to find a double with a much larger chest size to do such a role, and Annie believes a women shouldn't allow her chest to be her selling point. Which I find it ironic since in her Titan form she's naked but skinless' Eren talked about Annie's attitude of the scene. 'Annie did kept the sweater though. She loves sweaters. Speaking of sweaters...' Eren looking back to Izuku before turning back, 'I believe she bought a sweater versions of Izuku's green rabbit costume, Jaune's sweater, she asked me to score both Makoto and Nagito's sweaters, that little girl from Soul Eater NOT. Seriously, Armin always tells me that she forced him to wear a kitty hoodie in one of their date nights. You should had see their date night photos because Annie loves to post them up whenever Armin wears one of her hoodies' Eren had an evil grin, 'Here's something for you, Annie texted Sasha this photo' Eren showed the audience a picture on the screen to reveal a selfie of Annie who's having a soft smile, with Armin who's having a peace sign and an embarrassed looking smile due of his Fairy Tail's Happy sweater. 'Armin really doesn't like this sweater but I think the color fits him though. Annie loves the idea of a flying cat. Annie has the plushie of Carla' Eren tells an embarrassing story of Annie personal life. 'I gotta talk about Mikasa's new look' Eren changed the subject of Mikasa Ackermann look. 'Mr. Isayama stated that he ever liked the idea of having to "pretty" girls in the show, so she went to the gym to buff herself up at the Silverman Gym, which for the record, she's actually banned from there due of picking fights with most of the girls. And believe it or not, she's not the only person who's banned in that gym anyways. Matrona is banned for obvious reasons. I think Sofia Velmer might be banned. I think Michelle K. Davis is not in the banned list. Goku Son is banned, actually, now I'm remembering it. I believe all of Dragon Ball cast is banned, including JoJo cast. Sakura Ogami is banned but Akane Owari can still go even though she doesn't like training. I think Keijo cast are banned because they start holding their unusual sport from their show and trying to challenge the other girls into it. Biscuit Krueger is banned for obvious reason and she requested to be banned too. Sandra Guts from Dirty Pair is banned. Since most male cast in Anime are usually jacked up, I named these certain women because they're easier to call out since if I started with One Piece and Naruto, we would be here by the time One Piece is finally over' Eren mentioned the banned names of Silverman Gym. 'I'll only name one character though, Saitama is banned' Eren calls out Saitama.
'Speaking of Saitama, when we film the whole Infinity War trailer. We excluded him out since he would be under Parody Rules as it is since when a character is in Parody Rules, you can make them the most over powered character of all time. He's like Deadpool and you can only kill him off if it was convenient for the story. So we don't do Parody Rules even though we were shooting a Parody movie trailer' Eren talked about Saitama being left out. 'But we did explain it to him and he didn't mind it. He even joked that we should have the number one hero in the C-List, Mumen Rider. He even continue to joke that Mumen Rider would kick Thanos ass, alongside with Genos and King'
'Here's another clip, but this time is from my Half Brother and the suicide charge scene' Eren presented another video.
-The Beast Titan vs. Survey Corp-
The Beast Titan is breaking boulders into the small chunks. The Beast Titan then throws. "Artillery Bombarded!" Zeke Jaeger yells out his attack. Each member of the Survey Corps uses the supersonic speed of the chunks to jump onto each chunk to stop the incoming boulders. Some got hit and crashed at the destroyed bloodless buildings but walking out like the impact didn't do nothing but slow them down as they keep running to the Beast Titan. Levi Ackermann arrives at the Beast Titan by smacking down every other Titan. Levi had a destroyed shirt which is hanging loosly on him as the Beast Titan looks down at him. 'You think you can bring the almighty me down to your height? (Chuckles). Even if you did, I'll look like a Titan by comparison' The Beast Titan slams his fist as Levi goes God Mode to use his signature attack, "Spiral Slash!" Levi yells out. The Beast Titan start spinning his body while doing a handstand, using his feet to kick Levi. The Beast Titan got to his feet, bumping heads with Levi.
'Levi stated that was the most stupidest thing he ever wanted to do, and call it down right fucking insult to his craft. Levi stomped on my face for doing such a scene. I think he stomp on everyone's faces in. My face, Reiner's, Bertholdt's, Ymir's, Annie's, Levi doesn't care because we can heal. No one else can't' Eren recall of how much Levi hated the scene. 'Levi stated that the fans don't deserve to see a scene like that or even see him with a destroyed shirt. Levi doesn't care about the fan base that much. Like his view on Shipping'.
'Speaking of Shipping. Now I'll make a small comment on Shipping in the Attack on Titan show. To us, shipping is like an act of terrorism in our show because we just don't like to follow the norm of today's anime. Actually, if I want to talk about what happen in our Ships, I'll ask Willow Schnee and she'll tell you what happen to Petra. I was honestly laughing at the audience when her death happen because we aren't gonna give you what you want unless it's earn. Levi didn't mind killing off Petra because he got extra toilet paper from his Levi and Petra fanfictions because he didn't had to go to the store for toilet paper. And Levi isn't the romantic type and he'll admit it. Speaking of admitting storylines, we did buried the Gay even though that's a huge turn off in our show but we didn't care honestly because we just want to have a good story about humanity uniting against a threat of Titans. Avatar Korra, like Rose said earlier, Blake really hates Ymir. We got an entired ear ripping lecture from Korra, but Ymir and Historia continue to piss her off. Speaking of Historia and Ymir, here's some photos for you lot' Eren reveal some photos. Ymir and Historia hanging out with Crimvael and Elza over a launch date. Ymir and Historia are hanging out with Haruka Tenoh backstage to Michiru Kaioh. Ymir is laughing at Miharu Shimizu fail of getting attention from Minami Shimada. Ymir is giving out pointers to Kanji Tatsumi, then giving him a card to Elza with a wink and grin. Motoko Kusanagi is helping Historia out on gun handling while Ymir takes a few shows. Ymir in her Titan form attacking Tohru's Dragon form while both Historia and Ms. Kobayashi are trying to calm both girls down. Ymir is unamused by Ivankov while being forced to look like a steroetype over the top lesbian. Ymir and Historia are crying over the performance of the characters of Yuri on Ice while the camera is on the ground and tilted. 'If some of you want to know, Sasha was forced and that's in her own words, to take photos of Ymir and Historia on date night. I even had to ask one of Nagito classmate, Mahiru Koizumi, and how to take a good picture. And that last photo was Sasha snoring, and yes, she snores louder than most boys in our show, from Yuri on Ice. And Nagito would had been part of those pictures but they think he's way too creepy to be a gay character. And yes, take it from me, Nagito is gay since he and Hajime, against his will, do go out on dates. Which it did pissed off Chiaki Nanami, Mahiru and Mikan Tsumiki' Eren then remembers, 'The reason why Sasha had to be their personal photographer is because Ymir made a bet with her during the World Cup that Germany would win the FIFA Club World Cup that year. Sasha betted on New Zealand for some reason, and Ymir won the whole bet and Sasha lost. Incredibly loss to Ymir'. Eren looks at Korra, 'Just because Ymir doesn't like being part of the crowd, it doesn't mean that she doesn't acknowledge the crowd. She just hates certain characters from the crowd, like Minami for being a complete stalker and shoves it down in everyone throats. Or to you Rose, someone who wants to try to be like those trending girls who treats it like a fab and just exploit it to lure in idiots. And when those people actually wanted it, you just tease them like you have no reason to make it canon? I love all of the Lucky Charm or BMBL merch since they played those little feelings and make pot shots to those who doubt you. So, Ymir just don't like people who do that. Ymir told me before I got to the stage and I agree with her. Rose, you mine as well canon the BMBL ship because you sure as hell you ain't gonna win those fans back, and trying to blame or look down on the fans for abandoning them for that whole BMBL vs. Adam fight. But here's the problem that Rooster Teeth don't want to acknowledge this, at the end of the day, regardless if it's canon or not, BMBL was the main reason why half of your fans left. If you want to prove them wrong, just do one simple thing. But knowing Rooster Teeth, they'll find a way to botch a simple thing in RWBY. Just do a BMBL Episode to get it out of the way and see what happens. And Jaune...' Eren looks at Jaune Arc, 'I know that seems impossible and it means that you'll have to take a backseat when it comes to character moments and development. That includes the rest of JNPR. I can care less about theme at this point of the story' Eren continues to look at the audience. 'So for Ymir, she'll fight anyone who disagree with that ideology. Hell, both she and Yang duke it out. Oh yeah! I forgot about the moral of the story of Ymir attitude. Korra, she just wants to prove that even in a society of equal rights, there's always an asshole in it. Regardless if you like them or not' Eren finished Ymir's story. 'Now thinking of Nagito, if he's on stage with an entire RWBY cast, including Scarlet David, he might be the best representation of a gayman in the show. Sadly though because it's Nagito, kind of wish it was someone else but if it's just to piss RWBY off, then I'll tolerate that asshole for this moment' Eren smiles.
'Now, after seeing that Infinity War parody trailer. I love seeing my role as Thanos since it seems perfect since I had to found the Infinity Stones and use them to their fullest potential. But when I heard that Attack on Titan is like the other six main characters that I liked and show respect to, and comparing us as the Dark Knight of Anime is an honor. And yes, I do think that some anime's should put their backs into it, but I guess I should give them a break because I should be nice' Eren grins and chuckles, 'Yeah right. Put your backs into it!' Eren barking orders to other shows. He turns to Ruby, 'That's including you Rose, you can't always relay on Shipping and whatever that'll make you look good in the public till you actually pissed them off. But since I love pissing you off, I got a short story for you. It's not a happy story for me, but maybe for you. During my walks around Papenbrook Complex, I heard your God awful speeches from Volume 6 on repeat. It was driving me crazy for three hours straight. I walked into Komaeda room and he was jerking off to your speeches, and no, he wasn't jerking off to your looks. I can't blame on that one because you look like you're trying way too damn hard. He just told me that he jerks off to characters who love to spew out Hope, hell, he has Naruto's Talk no Jitsu in his playlist, Goku being the hero, Luffy spreading out Hope to people instead of robbing their asses like a real pirate. Nagito is very open to this shit and believe me, it's something you don't want to see' Eren recall a moment during his trip to the West.
'Now for Mikasa, we did had some clips so I can embarrassed her. Mikasa, I had waited nearly eight years for this moment and I had our camera crew film this and kept it a secret from you. And how you don't know about this? Well the camera crew were men and not girls. That was the secret. Now, I'm gonna embarrass her while I'm seeing her walking up to the stage, can people please start the film' Eren rush the last bit while Mikasa wearing an elegant Japanese dress as the lights dims down.
-Mikasa's Black Scarf bloopers-
Mikasa is getting ready to be lifted up on the 3DM balancing until her scarf had been snatched onto the ground and forcing her to land on her back; Mikasa is carrying a tray full of food till Mina accidentally throws her arm upwards for the soup to hit her face; Mikasa leaving the diner area till Conny shut the door till Mikasa trips again from her scarf being caught in the door; Mikasa head smacks on the piece of lumbar when looking down on the script with Annie, Sasha, Ymir and Historia; Mikasa and Annie were sparring till the scarf flies through the wind to go onto her face which she clumsly keep tripping; Eren trying to convinced Mikasa on wearing the scarf but she runs away from due of its bad luck and she trips on the stairs of the cabin to hit face first on the wooded floorboard which cause the camera crew and Eren's private camera crew.
Stadium lighten up to reveal Eren who's healing and have a beat up face, 'Truth be told, most of those shots we took are actual prop problems since Mr. Isayama wanted to get the scenes over with, so we changed the scarf color and true to the story, I picked the red one from our wardrobe and she tends to have better luck with it. I did picked a dark green one but slime came down on her. I didn't got that one because my private camera crew was destroyed. I don't even know how it happens, it's still a mystery to me. I tried different colors but they got different results. Mr. Isayama wanted a darker color for a scarf, so yellow, pink, white or any other bright colors were off the table. So we were limited on some scarfs' Eren explained of the scarf colors. 'Plus Mr. Isayama didn't like the idea of that the red scarf is meant to be linked towards Mikasa and I, but we were forced to work what we had. On a personal note, I think red fits for her more than black' Eren admits of liking the red scarf than the black. 'She personally won't try black scarfs due of black luck, but during the cameras are off, we did some riffs on her and pull some practical jokes on her. I know Annie had a damn field day with it. Ymir laugh like there's no tomorrow. Even Historia wanted to make it an official day by calling it, "Black Scarf" Day'
Eren grabs some cards, 'As years went by, Mr. Isayama loves working with Jean, Reiner and Historia. Truth be told, Mr. Isayama didn't like working with Historia at first because our producers wanted a waifu loli bait, if my memories are correct, and he literally hired the first blonde hair girl. When Historia was reading the Source, she was looking forward for Seasons Two and Three because she honestly never thought that she'll never be above as cheap loli waifu bait. Funny story, most of our female cast at first didn't like her. Annie requested to shoot more scenes with Armin in those OVA's, which till this day I'm more surprised that Mr. Isayama didn't mind shooting them. Mikasa wanted to give her the ole Ackermann face stomping treatment. What can Armin and I say? She's very cute. Well Armin find her alias cute while I find her real name cute. Sasha couldn't stand her and not because she's cute and all, it's because she get more food in her plate. Mr. Isayama did felt that having a waifu bait like Historia was part of the deal till he wrote some parts for Season Two and made her one of the best Waifu's on the planet from Season Three story to the point of Mr. Isayama ended up love working with her. And she did end up winning all the other girls hearts and love, but maybe that's due of her being pair up with Ymir' Eren remembers how Historia was during their scenes. 'Going back to Jean being one of Mr. Isayama favorites before Reiner took that spot. Jean is one of the original named characters in Attack on Titan Volume Zero if I remember correctly, and he died in Volume Zero. If RWBY is looking for more Faunus cast members, I recommend Jean since he's already a horse as it is. Beastars had already gotten themselves a Horse in their Source, which that might be the only horse I know of, unless you wanna count Pegasus from the Hercules movies, is the one you don't want to pissed off. Hell, he made a wolf nearly pissed himself. Speaking of Beastars, Legosi, I'm looking forward for your second season because unlike RWBY's Faunus story, they'll be shitting out gold and diamonds in the upcoming years. Jean had fun and we had fun shooting that scene where we basically beat the shit out of each other. Hurts like hell though, but still fun. That didn't last though because Levi didn't hold back on beating us, and that's my second time getting my ass kicked. To be honest, I wish it was my ass instead of my face and chest because I was numb like hell in the next day' Eren recall his time Levi Ackermann stomp his face. 'As for Reiner, I'm pretty happy that he did got the titled as Main Character, and like a true soldier, acknowledging his problems and confront them to the point of accepting it all. I'm looking forward for that one of our scenes which I like this one moment where we're in our Titan forms and I was being beaten down, which it still hurts, thank you Reiner. He was over my nape and love his mind talk and wanting me to go to sleep till Reiner got smacked. I honestly hope that shot is still in the show' Eren smiled while rubbing his nape.
'Speaking of shots in the show, we honestly don't know about Sasha's line when we meet Onyankopon. I was curious about it but we'll roll whatever we go to. To people who read the Source, aka the Manga Source, you know what I'm talking about. I never see it as a problem because our show is like The Village meets WW2' Eren talked about Sasha, 'Speaking of Sasha. When it comes to living with Sasha, Makoto and I can relate to this one because we both did had to live with a girl with bad body odor. Then again, he would rather switch roommates between Toko and Sasha. Sorry Sasha, but someone had to say it. I honestly thought Ymir would be the one who'll say it but since we may not have this show ever again, I'll just be straight forward with it. Sasha always smell like potatoes, and it's not like she shaved as well because our female cast did had a problem of shaving. As a matter of fact, Sasha must had more hair than most boys in the cast. It's like saying Mikasa is more man than us too. That's another reason why most girls in our cast are jealous of Historia due of her smooth skin. Sasha does have her moments outside of being potatoe girl, but if I had to recall one moment, it had to be that moment where she bought food for us. At first I thought it was gonna be a joke from one of Sasha and Conny but it was an honest thing, and she apologizes to Jean for biting his hand, punching Marlow on the face, getting drunk on one night to assault Armin before our last mission to reclaim the walls. Everyone was pretty much either drunk or wanted to have one glorified night before dying. Sasha was serious about buying us food, and we ate it. But on that day, it turns out that she's gonna be killed off and it's her way of entering retirement before me. We were devasted and heart broken because we knew the day would come, it's just we don't know when we'll shoot that scene to literally shoot her off. On a side note, Gabi Braun gets a lot of hate mail. Conny had spend his entire day with Sasha to enjoy their final pranks and jokes on us' Eren somberly smile for Sasha.
'Now from our saddest deaths to me bashing on other characters because I find it funny. Salem. Cinder. You two should take some notes on Junko Enoshima from Danganrona 3: Despair Arc. That's a girl you don't want to fuck around with. And speaking of Junko, her sister does tend to stalk Makoto, regardless if he's staying at Ogata Complex back home at the East, or at Papenbrook Complex while we're taking a trip for the West, she'll make sure that her tracks and traces of her won't be noticed. Mukuro had a little notebook, she even had a chibi plushie of Makoto. How do I know? Junko, like a true asshole as she is, wants to make people feel despair or just want to embarrassed them, for example, during their promotion for Danganronpa 2, Junko pretty much adlib most of her lines for Mukuro light novel series. And another time, Junko just stream Mukuro's Wild Dreams which it's just her idea dates and disturbingly her wildest fantasy where Makoto was being an innocent village boy wanting to give thanks to the soldier savior his body. Junko got that idea from watching the Total Drama series where Heather was reading Gwen's diary during a Talent Show. Believe it or not, Junko and Heather really got along with each other. During Mukuro time at the West, one night she sneaks into Makoto's room and stole a pair of his underwear. I didn't say anything since their Games, Makoto, Hajime and Shuichi tend to keep underwear. Makoto was such a dumbass he keeps saying that his bad luck is making him lose all of his underwear or keep coming back like they were under a heavy storm. Seriously, that's how much of a stalker Mukuro really is, and during Nagito little OVA movie I think, Super Danganronpa 2.5, there's a scene where Makoto and Sayaka Maizono were on a date, you can see Mukuro in the background. I don't think she wasn't supposed to be in that shot' Eren talked about the Despair Sisters. 'Believe it or not, Mukuro and Mikasa look like they could be good friends but when Mukuro say that Makoto is the best boy, Mikasa argues about it. They bark at one another till it became an actual fight. They turn Papenbrook Complex into a damn warzone. If I recall, there's only two assholes I kind of wish their rooms could had been destroyed with everyone else's. You name it, they destroyed it. My room, Makoto's room. Rin Okumura's room. They destroyed Red's room, they even used his Pokemon because like a little bastard that he is, he didn't put a lock in his room. Which is ironic when you think about it. Hell, Adrien Agreste was pissed because he's a permanent resident at that place. Silver the Hedgehog just moved in because he was looking for a new place to stay after moving out from Flynn Complex. The two assholes I mentioned are the two I really fucking hate more than Naofumi Iwatani, Kirito because he's Kirito and whatever he wants he gets. He's an entitled narcissistic prick, and I'm not talking about his Parody Actor at the West. And that lucky son of a bitch Nagito gets a full insurance payment from it, what's worse is that we all end up hearing how much of a disappointment he was when his room didn't got destroyed. So I went to their rooms and go Titan Mode in them. Originally it was Makoto and I were meant to pay everything in the Papenbrook Complex till I went Titan Mode, so I got all the bill payments. That lucky bastard Makoto' Eren remembers a time of Papenbrook Complex. Eren heavily signs.
Eren walked to the side of podium to sit on the ground with his legs crossed, 'This is gonna be nothing but hate, but I would rather be hated for this. Some people asks on why I hate Naofumi? It's simple really. I just hate that he condones the idea of having slaves at his side. During a scene I shot with Mikasa, Armin and Gabi, which is my all time favorite scene is that I hate slavery. I even hate people who want to be slaves. Naofumi condones these actions because it'll make him look good, even changing a scene which is now iconic for his show but I honestly hated. The King and daddy's little princess should get that treatment as well, but originally, that Never happen in the Source. And this part is where we could had been friends because we want to bring change but no. Naofumi changed that scene where he wanted to look like he's the "Ultra Good Guy with a Moral Code" and that's right there I lost all respect for him. If it was meant to be a Season Closer than yes, I could understand that, but now they rushed their second part of the season and fans, I'm not apologizing for this but you're gonna wait for a long time for Season 2 because they're in the same situation where I was at the end of Season 1. And I'll ruin "Best Girl" for everyone' Eren smirks as he seems to enjoy the chorus of boos from the audience. 'You can hate me all you want, but at the end of the day in our universe, it's damn truth. Naofumi's harem is filled with three jail bait characters. He has two ten year olds and one toddler that looks like she's a ten years old. I don't think that blue-haired princess was in the fight against the other heroes at that island. They have enough material for a Season 2 for that one Island Arc but they wasted it' Eren turns to look at Ruby, 'I'm a man of my word in this case' Eren turns back to the audience, 'I made sure that Naofumi isn't part of that Infinity War trailer because we can't stand one another because we hate how we do things' Eren start clenching his fist over and over like he's in pain. 'RWBY...is...' Eren talks reluctanly and hesitant, 'the best...western Anime show of all time!' the RWBY cast start cheering from the audience and at the back, 'I said that because Ruby told me that if I don't want Naofumi in the trailer, then I got to embarrassed myself by saying that' Eren looks angrily regretful, 'And this is for Kirito because he reminds me of Naofumi, but unlike Naofumi, I'm forced to live with him everytime I come to the West. Ruby Rose...is the best girl of all time' Eren looks like he's in pain from saying that. 'I wish I could do what my favorite movie did, and to those on what's my favorite movie, it's Django Unchained, I wish I could shoot Naofumi but his damn Demon Shield is there to protect his ass. And to those who think I might side with the bitch, that one we can all agree that I do hate her as much Naofumi. They kind of remind me of Total Drama's Heather and Alejandro' Eren got up and walked behind the podium.
'Now remembering about the Total Drama series, Rose I got a question for you; how the hell does a show have over 20 characters that they can go under Main Character status and still can produced more character and story than what you can produced for eight years?' Eren asks Ruby about how her show had a big cast but not flesh out. 'The difference is that Total Drama can play Parody Rules while you're more into a serialized storytelling, but they can tell more serialize story than yours. I remember Tyler, Katie, Sadie, Eva, Ezekiel, Noah, DJ, Geoff, Bridgette, Izzy, Beth, Harold, Cody, Trent, Justin, I think I remember them more than the people I had to do actual personal research for my tribute to you later on. They had a big cast like Izuku's show and I remember just as much. Then again, I might remember them more through actaul enjoyment rather then angrily trying to remember who's who in your show. I think I remember Asta characters more than yours. By the way, Luck, if you depowered but kept your personality in my show, you would had been one of the firsts to die'.
Eren continues to look at the audience he noticed Atsuko Kagari, 'After seeing Akko, it'll always remind me of how unfair productions can be at times. When I see Rooster Teeth spewing out Chibi, World of Remnant, or even three more shows under RWBY's name. But when Little Witch Academia writers wants to explore and spew out another Season and spinoff shows like Shiny Chariot or even that Twilight parody book. I'm still waiting for that second season, and no Netflix that's not an error on my part. I support a Season 2 of Little Witch Academia. I hope they'll be more content for Little Witch Academia, one of Top 100 Animes of the Decade' Eren supports Akko.
'Rose, before I want to talk about the next topic, I got this to say. I can't believe you made a hunk of junk a Maiden, and how much you made the "Ace-Ops" your bitches, which didn't make me happy. If I'm gonna be honest here, and you know I am honest to your style. If Commander Erwin was in your universe, you would declare world war on his ass since all he want to do is go to my basement. What Ironwood wanted to do is save as many people as he can and get the Staff of Creation out of Salem's reach, and with the Lamp of Knowledge at his side, there's no way Salem could know how to reach him up in space' Eren defends Ironwood's reason. 'Maybe I'm a sucker for respectable military figures want to fight for freedom. By the way, Elm Ederne, total waifu in my books' Eren compliment Elm Ederne.
'And again, before I go into the next topic, I heard the Hollow Canary is working on your "Roast of RWBY" in the future. I would love to be part of that but I'll be pretty much look down on you like there's no tomorrow, and I'll laugh' Eren mentioned a project. 'Rose, what are the limits in the Roast? As in production wise? Or writing wise?' Eren asks Ruby, who walk next to him.
'We're trying different ideas, but I think we're keeping it in Volume 7 cast only' Ruby answers then walk back to her seat.
'Can't wait to see if they're gonna be special guests to it. But sounds like a working progress and might take time to write the jokes and ideas' Eren added.
'Now Rose, I just had to find some stand ins for this upcoming music video because we were so busy making the fan made Avengers trailer. I thought it would be easy but I had a lot of help with our music group, Linked Horizon till I found a perfect song that fits for everything. And since I'm going into retirement and you deserve something good from me. Shall we play it?' Eren request the video, 'And don't worry Jaune, I made sure that your character is the first one to appear since you love to be The "main character" of JNPR, I mean RWBY' Eren stumbles but just to piss him off and made a joke about RWBY being called JNPR. 'I'll explain the song after the video, and it was gonna be Fairy Tail but I couldn't find girls with Hentai levels of tits, and your characters and show is so much easier to make fun at, but I made sure you'll get that edgy touch'
The lights of the stadium goes dark.
-The Date Song-
Jaune Arc: I'm fucking Ceil Soleil
Pyrrha Nikos: You're fucking Ceil Soleil? Well I'm fucking Weiss Schnee
Weiss Schnee: She's fucking Weiss Schnee! Backstage at my concerts. Fucks me on in Winter's bed. After school at my locker. In the limo I give her head. I'm also fucking Roman
Roman Torchwick: Oh yeah. She's fucking Roman, cool. You know what time it is, because I'm fucking Ruby too.
Ruby Rose: Yeah I know, but it's true. Roman fucks me too.
Blake Belladonna: And I swap with Emerald, and he swaps with her dude.
Ruby Rose, Blake Belladonna, Emerald Sustrai and Mercury Black: And we're all fucking Velvet
Velvet Scarlatina: Yeah, they're fuck bunnies. And then I'm fucking Yang
Yang Xiao Long: Fuck more than a bunny. Then I start fisting Penny
Penny Polendina: The most uncomfortable screw but I fucked Nora too.
Nora Valkyrie: Ding Dong!
Lie Ren: Who's that ringing on my bell?
Nora Valkyrie: The bitch who's fucking Penny. That's P-E-N-N and E! We both scream like banshee.
Lie Ren: That's fucking great because I fucked Adam.
Adam Taurus: He's fucking me, ain't that a bitch. Because I'm fucking that kinky witch
Glynda Goodwitch: He's fucking this wicked witch. (I hope Adam don't mind me fucking that bird who loves to go all tribal on my ass).
Raven Branwen: They're all fucking Raven. At Tai's room, in my camp. Vernal is our sex slave. We fucked till dawn, but I'm also fucking Sienna Khan
Sienne Khan: She's fucking Sienne Khan. Yeah, we go down low-ow-ow. And I'm fucking Winter Schnee. Cuz, I love the snow-ow-ow.
Winter Schnee: She's fucking Winter Schnee! Oh yeah! After our brawl I fucked Cinder Fall! Yeah!
Cinder Fall: Everyone's fucked me. And I've fucked them back you see. And Ozpin's sidekick with the iron dick.
James Ironwood: Call it. I'm fucking David.
Scarlet David: I'm fucking Sun Wukong, cuz he's so fine. And I like to get up for that perfect hairline
Sun Wukong: It's true, David fuck my ass again. But I'm also fucking Vasilias
Neptune Vasilias: I am handsome and incredible. But this prince fucks the Teams from Festival
(Teams: ABRN, BRNZ and NDGO are dancing on the Vytal Festival stage)
Reese Chloris: Come on!
May Zedong: Lets hear it.
Gwen Darcy: Now's the time to party.
Reese Chloris: Let me hear you.
Gwen Darcy: You know what time it is?
May Zedong:Yeah...no, what time is it?
Gwen Darcy: It's time to get fucked. Fuck me!
Reese Chloris: No, fuck me
May Zedong: Fuck me...
ABRN, BRNZ and NDGO: He fucks all the Teams in the Festival.
Brawnz Ni: I'm fucking Nolan
Nebula Violette: I'm fucking Dew
Arslan Altan: I'm fucking Coco's ass.
Coco Adel: She's fucking with Coco. And I'm fucking Marrow.
Marrow Amin: She's fucking Marrow, and I'm fucking Cardin.
Cardin Winchester: You know you like it. And I'm fucking Elm Ederne
Elm Ederne: And I'm fucking drunken Willow!
Willow Schnee: Don't judgee me, I love my shotas you see.
Oscar Pine, Whitley Schnee and August Caspian: Oh yeah, she's fucking the Shotas. Sad to say but it's true. She fucks the Shotacons, yeah!
The stadium lights up from Eren's dedication song to RWBY.
'I don't know who's the last kid. I know Oscar Pine and Whitley Schnee but not that other kid. I honestly don't know where he come from but he told me that he's part of some novel of the show. I took his word and I put him with Oscar and Whitley since they're the Shotas of Remnant' Eren mentioned of August Caspian. 'And Natsu. I wouldn't snicker either because I didn't want to rip on My Hero Academia ships. I went with RWBY ships since I do like Izuku more than any of those old archaic Main Characters of Shonen Jump. And like I said earlier, I honestly can't find any girls that could match Erza, Lucy, Juvia and how many more female characters that love to posse of the Anime version of Playboy'. Eren continues to laugh and snicker at the shipping community, 'This song is basically me saying, "If you nut cases love Shipping and Shipping War", not the actual Shipping War show on A&E if I remember correctly, "the Fuck Song should be your national anthem". I was just checking out music, and this song just pops up and start having ideas' Eren explain his decision of having Disaster Movie being the shipping song, 'I had spend hours on coming up with the lyrics but I just got lazy since the point of the song is just fans will ship anyone with everyone. And I just love picking on Ruby because she's so easy to pick on' Eren admits of picking on RWBY. 'This isn't our only parody song I had for tonight, actually, our latest character Floch and our newest character, spoiler alert, Porco made a song that might set up with the idea of our Final Season. And these songs do have Final Season spoilers and if the Infinity War parody trailer didn't tell you what's about to happen, then this is own damn fault. And even Reiner and I had made a parody song. It was hard to put this together but it was worth it since we did want to try this whole musical gig. At least in a parody standard' Eren talks about parody songs. 'Both Floch and Porco had fun singing their song, even though it's lip sync. And we based the song style from Jonathan Young and Caleb Hyles cover since it fits the style of the Final Season' Eren compare their Final Season to the Savages cover. 'Does everyone want to see it?' Eren asks the audience which they applauded, 'Well just for tonight, I might listen to you all. Reluctanly though, but both Porco and Floch wanted me to present it to you all, so I'll go along with it. Ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy Savages' Eren announced the song. The stadium goes dim.
-Savages-
Floch Forster: What did you expect? From filthy little demons? Their whole disgusting race is like a curse! Our bloods they love to shed, they're only good when dead. They're demons as I said, and worse!
Survey Corps: They're savages! Savages!
Floch Forster: Barely even human
Survey Corps: Savages! Savages!
Floch Forster: Drive them from our shore! They're not like you and me. Which means they must be evil. We must sound the drums of war!
Survey Corps: They're savages! Savages! Dirty shrieking demons!
Floch Forster & Survey Corps: Now we sound the drums of war!
Porco Galliard: This is what we feared. The islanders of Devils. Death is all they love to breed. Behind those evil eyes. There's emptiness inside.
Marleyans: I wonder if they even bleed! They're savages! Savages!
Porco Galliard: Barely even human
Marleyans: Savages! Savages!
Porco Galliard: Killers at the core. They're different from us. Which means they can't be trusted. We must sound the drums of war!
Marleyans: They're savages! Savages! First we'll deal with Eren!
Porco Galliard & Marleyans: Then we shound the drums of war!
Porco Galliard: Let's go kill a few, men!
Marleyans: Savages! Savages!
Floch Forster: Now it's up to you, men!
All: Savages! Savages! Barely even human! Now we sound the drums...of...war!
'We originally had Gabi and Falco singing the "I wonder if they bleed" lyric instead keeping it between Floch and Porco. Love the hair Porco. It gives you a Brad Pitt vibes from his movie Fury. I personally loved the parody songs since it was meant to be fun, and I was wondering Rose. I saw Kyoka Jiro performing "Hero Too", and do some musical stuff. Why can't we have Weiss sing something fun or light hearted songs during your free time? My show may be depressive as hell, but even we know what a good time could be. And your show is meant to be more musical than mine, so you can't use Weiss to make a song for something fun besides singing the same song over and over again? Is it a character trait of hers that she can only sing that makes her despressed? If so, then love to see more of that but that means it's gonna take away Jaune had to be important or BMBL moments to sell more T-shirts. I found it funny that Rose is the Messiah of Remnant, Xiao Long is the Samsom of Remnant, but come on Xiao Long. If you want to prove how much Rose means to you, then you should symbolize that you would cut your own hair like how Korra did and won't regrow it till Rose is safe. And Belladonna is supposed to be the Moses of Faunus, but she said "Fuck the Faunus. I get pussy like there's no tomorrow", Belladonna, if Todd Haberkorn can't canon NaLu, then what chances in hell do you can canon BMBL. People, just don't take the Complex owners say about our characters to heart since I believe the best way to tell a canon story is through character and storytelling with acknowledgement' Eren talk about ships canon. 'Now thinking about Moses, here's our second parody song. Also with the music style of Jonathan Young and Caleb Hyles. Stadium goes dark for the video.
-The Plagues-
Linked Horizon: (Thus saith the Lord!) Since you refuse to free the people. All though the entire world. I send the Titans, and your death. Onto their homes, onto their beds. Into their streams, onto their streets. In perfect sync, death will spread. Upon your town, you will weep. On your people in your field. You will scream, then fall so deep. Until you break they won't yield. I send the swam, I send the horde. Thus saith the Lord!
Reiner Braun: Once I called you brother. Once I thought the chance to make you laugh. Was all I ever wanted.
Linked Horizon: I bring the thunder from the sky. I send the stones raining down.
Reiner Braun: And even now I wish that Marley had chosen another. Serving as your foe on their behalf. Is the last thing I wanted.
Linked Horizon: I send a hail of broken stones. On every field of every town.
Reiner Braun: This was your home. All this pain and devastation. How it tortures me inside. All the innocent who suffer. From my stubborness and pride!
Linked Horizon: I send the Devils on the wind. Into their world has never seen. From every wall into your town. Until there's nothing left of green. I send their scourge, I send their sword. Thus saith the Lord!
Reiner Braun: But whom I called brother. Why you must bring this brutal blow?
Linked Horizon: He send his scourge, he send his sword.
Reiner Braun: Let these people go!
Linked Horizon: Thus saith the Lord! Thus saith the Lord!
Eren Jaeger: You who I called brother. I used to think you hate me so. Thought this what you wanted.
Linked Horizon: I send the swam, I send the horde.
Eren Jaeger: I let my heart be hardened. And never mind how high the cost may grow. Doesn't have to be so, but I won't let these people go!
Linked Horizon: Thus saith the Lord! Thus saith the Lord!
Eren Jaeger: I will not...
Eren Jaeger & Reiner Braun: Let...these..people...go!
The stadium lighten up from the video as everyone applauded the video.
'Reiner was just as embarrassed as me when we made the parody music video, but it also serves as the spoiler for the Final Season if you understand the situation, and we lip sync the lyrics' Eren explain the music choice. 'But big thanks for Linked Horizon for serving as backup because we were just gonna ask everyone to serve as the backup singing, but guess we just got lucked for this parody song of a cover song. And if you're asking, no, I don't have any more parody songs to describe the Final Season' Eren disappoints the audience.
'Izuku, I'm honestly sad that I won't have you around during the Fall Season, at least till this date. Because my biggest competition for the Fall season is InuYasha's kid debuting this year which...' Eren looks ashamed with a grin across his face, 'Is kind of sucks for her because not only she had to live up the expectations from her old man while my show will be dominating the rest of the year. Speaking of InuYasha's kid' Eren looks at the first wave of 2020 anime generation; Towa Higurashi, Setsuna and Moroha. 'I hope you'll bring it 100% to your performances, and I hope your parents do the Boruto treatment where your old mans and old hag, keeping the tradition of InuYasha speak, stealing your spotlights. And don't worry InuYasha, I won't let these girls go through what you went through when you debuted. Here's a story, when InuYasha debuted, Goku and Luffy just grab some bats and it was gonna be like the spanking scene from "Dazed and Confused" but they beat the holy shit out of him. And if you think ask him, I think Goku stomp on one of his ears. Haru Glory got the actual Dazed and Confused treatment by using all the swords of Zoro Roronoa, then use Glory's sword on him. I think Naruto and Ichigo got a press conference treatment, including some characters. Unless you're Lelouch because he really got his ass kicked, Goku just walk into his room and brutalize him. Even Light got the Dazed and Confused treatment but I think Goku broke dislocated Light's shoulder due of being smart. And hell, Ging is such an asshole he wanted Gon to get that brutal ass kicking, twice. I think Gon got the CZW treatment with lemon and salt in the wounds. Hell, Gon's beating was so damn harsh, I would compare it as the beatings from the Cell movie. Good thing those old bastards don't do this but I could tell that if Goku wanted one more Dazed and Confused bloody freshmen hunt, it's either me or Senku. Or maybe Izuku. Regardless, Goku looks like he wanted to give out more beatings' Eren mentioned some old school hazing from Jump Heroes. 'Towa, Setsuna and Moroha, good luck and I can't wait to see you in October' Eren wishes the latest female heroines into the business. 'To be honest, I think to women during that point actually got it easier because I'm kind of glad Goku didn't force Bulma to go out there and beat the shit out Maka Albarn as a hazing tradition. Equality can be an asshole depending on the person's situation. Unless Usagi does that kind of treatment but I met her a couple times and she's the sweetest magical girl outside of Akko. Now I think Goku would honestly take the equality advantage of hazing, but I call it an assault. All I'm hoping he's a stupid bastard and forget it' Eren recalls the moments of hazing.
'Now everyone wanted to know if I hang out with some western animation characters, and I do sometimes. I give Ruby some advice of how to be a main character. I love going to watch some scenes from South Park, which Ymir want me to say, if Craig and Tweek were to get married, she wants in that ceremony with Historia. Honestly, I wish I could go to Big Gay Al and Mr. Slave, since I did say I hate slavery but Mr. Slave is someone I'll allow since he's a fetish for him and not a lifestyle since I did enjoy him yelling at Garrison during their breakup. I've been trying to get tickets to those Total Drama: Aftermath shows since I love how much dedication they characters were willingly to go. I think Danny Phantom would be a great Anime main character and if he debuted in 2010, I would had recast him for the Spider-Man role and Shinra would replace either Rin or Yuichiro because I honestly believe Danny is one of those great western animation shows of all time. I give Lincoln Loud some advice on how to deal with sisters because I see how much of a ragdoll he really is, but I could see the passion in his eyes and I love how he really is. I got the chance to meet with Batman because he had always been my favorite superhero. I remember seeing CatDog for the first time and I said this out loud that you Western Animators are weird. Invader Zim is actually cool, not my taste of comedy but he's still a cool alien to me. I love the Avatar series because I believe everything was earned. Kind of disappointed on the copout of a way to beat the Phoenix King but I didn't mind it because it was all leading up to the ending. I think nobody isn't allow to hang around with the Disney stars since the Mouse want only his characters to interact with others unless they buy you. So I didn't get the chance to meet anyone from that damn castle unless I buy a ticket to meet their stunt doubles. Mikasa wanted to meet Lilo and Stitch because she's a huge fan of them. Armin didn't get to see Elsa, but Annie didn't mind that but she did bought a dress from Frozen. I think Conny and Sasha cosplay as Kim and Ron but Sasha pretty much charge up the food bill on our asses. I think I saw some employees throwing out Pokemon out of Disney World because the whole Pokemon Go craze was a big thing during that time, and unlike the real world, we just bought some actual PokeBalls and start catching since they were originally exclusive to Pokemon Characters and staff members. And like the rules, we did start with Gen One starters. Armin picked Bulbasaur and Annie picked Squirtle. Annie was a mad woman because she was chasing down some Meowth's while Armin is looking around to find some random ones. People got lucky because they get to buy the actual games, we weren't allow to touch or play around with Pokemon for over twenty years. Annie got a fine for petting a Meowth. At least in the games you can catch Pokemon for the passed twenty years. It was fun having Pokemon, at first. But when the Pokemon Company came to us and ask for the Pokemon Bills since each Pokemon is like taking care of an actual dog or cat that include supplying them with food and proper homes. Annie seems to had the worst luck with Pokemon because she filled her place with Meowth's, to the Westerners or Americans, that would be like $8000 in total. And these Pokemon don't come with a refund or anything, if you capture one then it's legally under your ownership. And you really don't want to know how much an Eevee cost, and if you're capturing a Pikachu, then you got to be damn near millionaires for those two. Then I said to myself, I'm starting to see why this is an exclusive club for the Pokemon Company because they get huge discounts for everything' Eren talks about the cons of having Pokemon. 'The pros are they're actually good pets and they really do all what those Pokemon series always shown. My favorite is that my Charmander can be use to cook something by placing a frying pan over his tail, and you can actually battle them, and their Pokemon Centers are like the same treatment as European and Canadian health care' Eren talked about the Pros of having Pokemon.
'If I had to choose my favorite Conny moment, it had to be our time when I we ready to go back to our real work for Season Two. We head back to Paradis to shoot the first scene which is our last scene of Season One. One of our cellphones were called by a person who name Connor Springs, which we didn't know it was Conny even though he just tweek his name for the joke. He called me and Reiner because we're ready to throw down for Episode Seven of Season Two and we were sparring and going over the scenes. Granted, hated the bastard for betraying our home together but Conny or Connor in this case made our day. Back to the phone call. Connor was one of the background characters and wanted to talk to us. He was asking for Reiner so I gave my cell to Reiner so they could talk. Connor is a nice, easy going guy. Then Connor told Reiner that he doesn't have to balls to go out to the women's dressing room and steal Historia's panties while Ymir is on guard, which Reiner was getting mad. Reiner was like; "Connor if you want to try me, then why did you try me?", Reiner was worked to the point of breaking my phone and he was steaming because his blood was boiling. Then he looks at me while passing my broken phone and told me, "that bastard Conny got me again" and I ended up laughing my ass off' Eren remembers a Conny moment. 'Reiner told me that he's gonna let a Titan eat his ass in Episode Four but Conny pulled a fast one on Reiner again because Historia's dress that she ripped for Reiner's arm, Conny pulled a prank on her and at first Ymir was going ape shit at on his ass till he told her what's the joke is. Ymir still beat the shit out of Conny that day, but she allows Historia smell like shit since Conny made Historia dance and sweat to a bet that never happen because the bet between them was who ever dance the best to their most hated songs while wearing Sasha's dress and Mikasa's training outfits. And the loser had to wash all of Mikasa's training clothes and Sasha's outfits for a month. But Conny added that Historia can't dance while wearing one of Sasha's dresses, which Conny was playing on her waifu bait card and can't do anything without Ymir's help. Ymir was forced to compliment Historia while she was reeking all over Sasha's dress, then she puked else where. And when it was Conny's turn, he tells Historia to place the dress at the side while he can change into Mikasa's outfit but Conny tells Historia that she wins and left with Sasha's dress. And on the day of shooting, Historia wardrobe was Sasha's dress that she was wearing, and her line in the show was more true than she expected. Reiner was forced to wear Historia and Sasha's mixing odors on his "broken" arm all day. At the end of Season Two, Conny told me that all the beatings was worth it. And boy, when Historia, Ymir and Sasha beatings were bad enough till Mikasa told Conny that she was expecting him to clean her outfits but Conny told me that it was one of those pits from the Fallout Games. Conny went to the hospital after that day, and Mr. Isayama didn't write nor gave Conny any Titan Powers through the Source, he was screwed regardless. I know I should had told it better but Conny, you bastard, you even made me wear one of Mikasa's outfits as a prank. I still don't even know how you pull that off'
'I'm gonna miss having these moments on set because after our Final Season, we'll be saying our goodbyes and not gonna lie, I might and the key word is "might", miss you. If I would qoute more Avengers, it would be this; "Don't be sad because part of the story is the end. Everything has to come to an end, and our show will meet our end regardless if everyone like it or not. And Rose..." Eren turns back to Ruby, 'You will have to meet this day, and trust me, when I read how both Demon Slayer and The Promised Neverland ended, you'll noticed that seeing Senku, Legosi, Shinra, Naofumi, Goblin Slayer, and even the kids from InuYasha are still at the starting line, you'll see how much of an impact one show can do. And I may have joked or even hate how Goku is but I do respect him since to me, I did ask him on this when Dragon Ball Z ended, "How did you feel when knowing your the show that inspired countless shows that wanted to follow your footsteps?", and he told me that it would be better if I don't think about it and just let it happen. Goku and I don't see eye to eye when it come to the future of Anime, because I believe a show should be honest when it come to human emotion and nature, knowing that there's still humanity in a person, regardless if they're from different species even though the honest route is an ugly one. While Goku believe that hope are to those who reject the hatred and supressed negativity down. InuYasha, Avatar Aang, Danny Phantom, to those who'll never wanted to be the best nor wanted the fame, they tend to be the biggest impact players of animation. I wonder how those Disney brats felt when they retired? I bet Kim Possible is shitting in a golden toilet. Goku, I may be the Thanos but you, might be Galactus since you tend to love to destroy the internet regardless what you do. Hell, I bet you taking a shit would break the internet itself. And Naruto, I know Goku hold your Retirement Ceremony a few years back but we all know that's bullshit' Eren calls out Naruto false retirement, 'And Luffy Monkey D., believe me, like how your story will end, you'll look back and see how much. I recommend doing this, listen to Dewey Cox's Beautiful Ride all day before Goku, Naruto and Ichigo, I'm gonna be honest, both Goku and Ichigo will enter retirement before you, and Naruto is technically "retired" if he wants to call it that. They'll give you a big Retirement Ceremony, and I'll be there to hear what you had to say. Thinking back, I think I got Naruto's Retirement Ceremony ticket but I gave it away to someone because I hate him and a glorifying button bitch to Goku. I totally know that Kirito will have a Retirement Ceremony, but I won't be too surprised if he turn it into a harem orgy because he tends to fuck every girl. You really don't want to hear the stories he told everyone at the Papenbrook Complex that he and his "sister" go and have a threesome with Asuna. The Anime Universe you don't want to live, because whatever our creators come up with, it happens, or Writers in your case, Rose. I think the kids from High School of the Dead, I think you should just fill it up with Filler Episodes. I think Boruto can hook you up on some ideas, since his old man isn't gonna listen to him, because you zombie killing big-titted teens do have an endgame couple planned, you can take the RWBY approach. Good thing I'm not written or created as a Harem character because to us, those our softcore Hentai series because while they're camera's are off, the girls start pouncing. Poor Tanukichi Okuma because Anna...I'm not saying her last name because I'll botch it up, she just assaulted him, what Armin tells me, they police officers and asylum doctors ready to jump in when she sexually assault him or even after done filming. Interspecies Reviewers, love your show. Annie took Armin to the Gender Swap Brothel House and see what happen, and you all can guess what happen in there' Eren talk about the universe they live in.
'If there's a Anime Hall of Fame or Anime Characters Hall of Fame, please don't put me with Goku Son, because he might finally give me that beating, or what he called it, "Freshman Hunt"? He doesn't hold back into those beatings. But if I would be inducted, I would be with the names that Izuku and Ruby mentioned earlier because I believe those six animes are the ones that everyone wanted to be the next big show. I tend to call them the Infinite Six of Anime because they'll go down as the most desired Anime. And truth be told, I never liked the whole "Big Three of Anime" because like Goku himself, it's old school and want to flex because he's Goku. Never been a fan of the Big Three because even though I'm one of them but I never wanted the spot. But if there's Infinity Six, then who'll wear the Gauntlet?' Eren acting like he doesn't know. 'Well I don't know who, but if I had to pick someone...I would say me' Eren answer and acting condescending to the audience. 'I know there's the first Anime Century of the Infinity Stones like Cowboy Bebop, Sailor Moon, Goku Son, etc.' Eren talk about the Big Three and wanted to do something called the Infinite Six. 'But love the compliment that us Seven are like the Dark Knight of Anime' Eren accept the compliment.
'And before we'll sign off tonight, to the honor of the Infinity War trailer, I did made one more video which that Infinity War trailer is something that I made after filming the Final Season. Shall we?' Eren grins. He bends under the podium like he's grabbing something. Eren then slowly standing to reveal not only a soft smile, he also reveals on his left hand, the Infinity Gauntlet. Eren snaps as the lights dim down.
-Infinity Stones of Anime-
The dark room to reveal a small stand that has the Infinity Gauntlet under the spotlight. The Infinity Gauntlet has no stones till one spotlight came on.
Light Yagami is sitting down, writing a something in his normal note book, looking at the television set to reveal that a murderer had survive cancer. Light looks angry and disappointed till he looks over his notebook to see a black notebook underneath him. Light grabs it. He looks confused as he's reading the title then turn it to reveal it as The Death Note. Light opens it up then write the name of the murderer. Then a second later, the murderer died horribly. Light looks down to the Death Note then slowly looks up with a Devilish smile. Light got up from his chair to walk up to the Infinity Gauntlet. Light pulls up his Death Note then he acts like he heard something in the book? Shinigami appears behind him to grab the book. Light pulls out an apple as if he's exchanging for the book which Shinigami did. Light grabs the book to continue to write it till Shinigami stretch his arm over Light's shoulder to grab something. Shinigami switch notebooks from Light's hands and remake his old notebook to look alike to the Death Note. Shinigami slowly pulls a stone then Light place it in the Infinity Gauntlet. Both Light and Shinigami left the Infinity Gauntlet to reveal they placed the Reality Stone. Shinigami leave the actual Death Note next to the Infinity Gauntlet.
Lelouch vi Britannia and CC are playing chess. Both Lelouch and CC looks over at the Infinity Gauntlet. CC played her Queen piece till Lelouch defeated her in chess by moving the King. Lelouch smirks at her till he shakes hands with her. Both of them got out of their seats to examine the Infinity Gauntlet till CC smacks Lelouch at the back of the head. Lelouch acts like his eye been popped off. CC goes down like she's picking up something. Both of them stands up then look at the closed fist of CC while Lelouch had placed his hand over his right eye. She opens her palm then placed the stone into the Gauntlet which is revealed to be the Mind Stone. Lelouch eye became his Geass and smile as he and CC walked away but Lelouch pulls out a gun and shot CC to spill the blood on the Gauntlet, but CC looks unamused and continue to walk at Lelouch's side.
Simon and Kamina wearing their bank heist outfits breaking from the illusion from the Spirals. Simon and Kamina look at their surroundings to see a Gauntlet. Kamina touches the Reality Stone while Simon keeps spinning his drill while Kamina had his arm around Sumon. Both seem to change their appearances from their bank heist to their actual uniforms from their show. Both seem to be unaware of their changing uniforms. Both brothers seems to shrug it off. Simon starts spinning his drill upwards to open a portal to the Heavens till he pulls out a stone to place into the Gauntlet. Both Simon and Kamina enter the Heavens but Simon turns around to leave his drill at the side of the Gauntlet.
Edward and Alphonse Elric were next to enter the dark room but through a Gate. The Gate is pulling both brothers in but Edward is grabbing something while Alphonse is trying to pull Edward inwards. Souls are trying to pull them in but the brothers are still trying to pull something out of the Gate. More souls are grabbing both brothers but they struggle and struggle as they reach the Gauntlet. All of their loved ones and enemies are trying to convinced them to come back into the Gate but they continue on. Their mother grabs Edward's hand as if she's trying to comfort him but Alphonse smacks him back to reality as they placed a stone into the Gauntlet which is obviously the Soul Stone. The Gate is closed as if all of the souls had went into the Soul Stone. Edward and Alphonse are happy to be rid of the Soul Stone, then Edward decided to leave his Arm behind.
Madoka Kanami appears behind other Magical Girls from different generations, including ones that haven't came yet from a television set. Madoka using the power of the Time Stone to alter darker timelines of magical girls like; Sailor Moon, Pretty Cure which she puts an endless loop on it, Wedding Peach, Cardcaptor Sakura, Tokyo Mew Mew, Kill la Kill, Little Witch Academia, etc. That was until Kyubey came by and grabs Madoka transformation item which Madoka went from her Goddess form to her regular Magical Girl uniform but died immediately in her timeline which Homura Akemi witness and was offer by Kyubey to go back in time to prevent her death which she disappeared to assume that she accepted the offer. Time seem to stop as Kyubey came to the dark room and placed the Time Stone into the Gauntlet. Magical girls in other timelines seem to be unchanged from Madoka idea to something darker. Time stops again but Homura seem to enter the dark room like she entering the time period to leave Madoka's Transformation Item next to the Gauntlet while grabbing Kyubey to leave the Gauntlet like leaving that time period.
Gon Freeces and Killua Zoldyck are throwing a ball that they grab from Isaac Netero. Gon and Killua looks at the Gauntlet to see the stones. Killua wants to touch the stone but before he grabs one, Gon accidentally broke the ball open which Killua smacks Gon for breaking Isaac's ball. Gon looks embarrassed with a smile till he sees a stone on the ground. Killua looks at the stone and tries to grab it but it hurt him. Killua uses his Nen to try to match it but it hurts him even more. Gon tries using Nen but it hurts him as much as Killua. Gon then uses his Nen in order use his Limitation Transformation to be able to grab it. Gon's right arm is hurting from the stone and struggles to placed the stone into the Gauntlet which is revealed to be the Power Stone. Gon transform back into his original form but his entire right arm have been completely destroyed and shiver up. Killua grabs and carries Gon away from the Gauntlet for some medical treatment. Killua decided to leave Isaac's destroyed ball next to the Infinity Gauntlet before leaving.
The Infinity Gauntlet seem to disappeared when the stones seem to glow like they're going to a place where they can be used to their fullest potential. The Gauntlet seem to went at the desert till a small young blonde-haired girl is walking across the desert with her face down towards a shining tree with blood pouring down from the back of her neck but not dying from it. She kneel to grab a Gauntlet. She looks sad as she's holding it with the stones in it. She attempts to put on the Gauntlet but someone hugging her from the back, looking down. 'Please, you're not a God or a Devil. You're just a human being who wants to be free. You want to end this right? Then let me use your strength and I'll end it all' the mysterious voice is talking to the blonde-haired girl. She stops and turns around with the Gauntlet. He let go and holds up his left arm. The blonde-haired girl then placed the Gauntlet on his hand. 'Thank you. You had waited for 2000 years, right? Then I'll make your final wish come true'. She looks up and open her eyes with tears and had a soft but sadden smile, 'Thank you, Eren Jaeger' she close her eyes again and accept what happen. Eren looks down with a sad expression, he pets her, 'Don't worry, I'll make this painless' then Eren close his fist to use the Infinity Gauntlet. Ymir then start turning into dust as slowly fly away into the stars. Eren slowly lifts up the Infinity Gauntlet with a smile, then he snaps.
-The Infinity War: Final Trailer-
[An upside down city with a bright light in the sky]
Mikasa Ackermann: The entire time I knew him, he only ever had one goal. [Saki Uno, Nagisa Shiota and Rin Okumura are looking up at the sky]. To kill all of his enemies. [Fire is falling down from a relfection of a window]. If he get all the Infinity Stones. [Eren Jaeger places the Space Stone into the Gauntlet]. He can do it with a snap of his finger. [Mikasa Ackermann snaps her fingers]. Just like that.
Ruby Rose [Determined]: Tell me his name again?
Mikasa Ackermann [Dejected]: Eren...
[Eren Jaeger is putting on his black coat. Marinette Dupain-Cheng is changing into Ladybug]
Ruby Rose: We got one advantage. [Ruby jumps off a locker to fly upwards to a ship with her Semblance]. He's coming to us. [Atsuko Kagari reveals the Shiny Rod have the Time Stone in it]. We have what Eren wants. [Ryuko Matou looking horrified as she looks at Senketsu's eye where the Mind Set is set]. So that's what we use.
[Over the City of Etheria. Adora welcomes Izuku Midoriya, Nagisa Shiota, Shinra Kusakabe, Saki Uno, Shigeo Kageyama, Rin Okumura, and Ryuko to Etheria. Bow analyze the Mind Stone. The Eldians leaving their ship]
Armin Arlelt [with Ruby Rose, Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Reiner Braun in a cirlce]: Let's talk this plan of yours. Expect it sucks. So let me come up with a plan so it can be really good.
Ruby Rose: Wow.
[The Avengers moving out into the battlefield]
Eren Jaeger: The end is near. [Asta getting up with an awe inspired Porco Galliard looking at him with Pieck Finger as he showcase his Devil powers. Then a ship crashes into buildings]. When I'm done. [Eren is welcoming Mikasa to his family]. All of the enemies will be dead. [Eren using Titan Lightning to squeeze Asta's head as he screams while Kurumi Mugen, Adam Taurus, Rentaro Satomi, and Mukuro Ikusaba who's aiming her gun at Yuno looking at Asta. Eren destroying Yuno's Magic Stone. Izuku, Tanjiro Komada, and Adora are getting ready]. Nothing but freedom. [Atsuko helping Armin to dodge the Power Stone attacks then attack]. As all things should be. [Atsuko screams due of pain from Kurumi Mugen. The Battle of Etheria] I hope they'll remember you. [Eren jumps for a strike].
[Eren reaches out till Izuku grabs Gauntlet hand as both lightning aura collide one another]
Title Card, "The Avengers: Infinity War"
Marinetta Dupain-Cheng: I'm Marinetta, by the way.
Atsuko Kagari: I'm Akko.
Marinetta Dupain-Cheng: But everyone call me Ladybug
[Atsuko doesn't seem impressed over her Hero Name. Ladybug flying around the meteors to avoid them]
The Avengers will return in the Next Chapter
The audience roars as the stadium lights return. Eren is joined by the cast of Attack on Titan in formal wear, still wearing the Infinity Gauntlet. Streamers start pouring onto Eren who's sitting at the edge with a smile. Both Mikasa and Armin sat next to him as the show ended as the crowd chanting; Thank you, Eren.