Set in an alternate universe where magic doesn't exist, the protagonist, ordinary young Stephanie Edgley, ekes out a life in Haggard Orphanage. Life is miserable, she has decided, but that doesn't stop her from dreaming. After all, one day her dreams just might come true. Just a little theft here and a little pickpocketing there. There's nothing wrong with that, is there?

What if skulduggery already met Stephanie Edgley? Just a quick little one-shot. Have fun!

So I Had This Idea... What Happens When a vampire learns his true name this is the answer...

It would be so easy. Warning! Themes of suicide if you are affected by this, please don't read. Did I mention that I'm terrible at summary's? R R! P.S this is my first fanfiction! Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot and any settings you don't recognise from the book. Complete!

Hello! This is my drabble series for Skulduggery Pleasant. It will be all different kind if things bbut for my first one it's DIFFERENT! So yeah it's just a pain old drabble :(. Lol. :). Anyway I will be doing quite a lot so yeah.

"I'd lay down my life for you, any of you, and I know you'd do the same for me. These friendships-these are the reason we keep going, until we can have-this."

The title says it all! Wait wait wait don't go, the content is scientifically proven to be much more interesting than this boring summary.

Please READ! Valkyries about 19 and set of the dead mens point of view. Fighting and romantic story. I will be doing more of these kind of story's BYEEE! Hope you likey

Set after book 9. Tanith has set up a normal life for herself in Dublin. She has an apartment, neighbours and her on TV set, but she misses the adventure, and she misses her friends. One-shot. For Iris Vhia.

Title says it all :) most of them are comedy

As the title suggests, they're drunk. They being the Dead Men. Co-written with Curtis Flare

After the novels, blah, blah, blah. Val has strange dreams and when Saracen and Dexter show up things only get stranger. Road trip, anyone? Yeah, it's Saracen/Dexter, so homophobes can skip this one. Spoilers. Light and fluffy. At first. Valduggery, Sexter, Shudkin.

Who stole the Sceptre of the Ancients? Skulduggery is sent to investigate but is captured... What will happen when they find out who he really is?

Valkyrie falls victim to Skulduggery's sense of humor.

Valkyrie and Skulduggery find themselves in a pinecone forest with a troublesome ferret that may or may not be trying to steal Valkyrie's clothes.

"Do déithe…" Skulduggery snarled contemptuously; bitter hate lacing his voice, "…they did this to me… Are you happy now?"##The Faceless Ones did not leave Skulduggery as he was. On the brink of death, a desperate attempt to save him leaves him as something else.(AU fic, gay pairings ahead. Rated T just in case)

Saracen has seduced women worldwide. He has been beaten up by numerous husbands, brothers and sons. He has seduced every woman he has desired, Until now...

The name says it all, really. My take on the Butcher incident. In which Saracen is rescued-not. Sexter Vue!

Spoilers! For people who have read the whole series. It is based around the time of the sixth book, but the storyline is different. After another mystery solved, Valkyrie and Skullduggery arrive at Skullduggery's home, to discover an old friend of Skullduggery's. She is amazing at everything and more. Valkyrie is afraid she will now be Skullduggery's second best.

A blend of old and new stories to be uploaded at random. Most will be Valduggery but the first two in the series are Dexter/Val and some good old Valton. Fluffy. New Chapter!

Attacking an entire battalion of Mevolent's troops is sure to impress the Dead Men, but will Saracen Rue get out alive? Of course he will, Anton's there to save him.

We don't choose our family. They don't chose us, but we learn to go get along. Mostly. All it takes is one wrong ingredient to spoil a bake. All it takes is one wrong person to wreck a family. Forever.

This is just some random text messaging conversations between SP characters that I wrote in Social Studies when I was bored out of my mind. (Now with added depression)

Mermen and Mermaids. Even for Sorcerers the idea may seem far fetched, but for the Dead Men it's now not so ' out there .' Particularly for Anton Shudder and Saracen Rue.

Valkyrie returns, and everyone from her old life comes to welcome her. Not many chapters will be published and may take a while. I don't own anything.