Three brutal murders, a missing girl, a mysterious note on the wall and no leads. What will Skulduggery and Valkyrie do? WARNING: Contains torture and violence. If you don't like that sort of thing, don't read. You have been warned.

Crackfic and queerness and general joie de vivre. Warnings for death, violence, suicidal ideations, EDs, et cetera. T for Language, Insinuation and erotism. More-or-less unrelated snippets to be posted whenever I can string sentences together meaningfully, of varying moods, quality and length.

So this is my entry for the 'Exquisite Corpse' competition and I also wanted to post it since it is a spoof and a story I have been wanting to do for a long time! Enjoy! Please review! :)

Skulduggery Pleasant: Charming, Sophisticated... Evil? Why, yes, very much so. And he is quite insulted when the Irish Sanctuary only sends a young woman named Tanith and a mere child called Valkryie to capture him. Insulted enough to kill them, perhaps?

Every character from the Skulduggery Pleasant series must face the ultimate consequence... Death...

this is the story of two girls who end up being elementals. mayhem, a professional troublemaker is taniths and ghastlys daughter but the witch put a spell on tanith when she was pregnant and so this baby is not at all human... rated k for violence

this is a REALLY short extract from a sp story im writing at the moment its embarrassingly short but still. enjoy

ok so this is just my own story about kenspecles brother and it might have val in it later. enjoy :) .

Sanguine/Dusk oneshot. T for Language, Insinuation and homoerotism.

So these are some moments when Skulduggery and Co. just don't get along... Please review!

When Skulduggery and is new associate Alex Chance are forced to work with a thief, an ex-assassin and a member of a sanctuary that hates them it seem like they may not be able to save the world this time...bummer.

We all know how Serpine murdered Skulduggery's family. This is just how it happened. You may want a box of tissues nearby, just in case ;D Better than it sounds... I hope.

So this is during Death Bringer when Valkyrie and Melancholia are in caves. White Cleaver is not there and they are not running from Skulduggery cause he didn't turn into Lord Vile the three had gotten seprated on the way out and Skulduggery was trying to find when he came across a very unusual sight... Please comment! WARNING! SLIGHT DEATH BRINGER SPOILERS!

Valkyrie China Tanith adventure well... you'll see. Please review!

This is the entry for the contest Exquisite Corpse. And as a bonus you guys get to read it. yay! Tell me what you think in a review. Tanith vs. a Witch Hunter. Who will succeed?

We all know the story. The story of Valkyrie Cain, Skulduggery Pleasant and Tanith Low. We know about the Faceless Ones, the Remnants and the Death Bringer. What we don't know is the story of The War. Here is what really happened. A story of tragedy and triumph and the remarkable group known as The Dead Men, who changed the course of history for Sorcerers and Man-kind, forever

After the death of Grace Night's parents she returns to Haggard where a new chapter in her life begins. Familiar faces from her past are brought back to her attention and the truth about her parents' death is uncovered after a shocking discovery.

Vanessa Flare is a normal girl who has discovered powers. Elemental magic, necromancy, adept, she's learnt it all. She's heard of the skeleton dectective and his partner. And they're after her. But it doesnt seem as if they want to kill her, or imprison her. So why do they want her? And why does a certain remnant-possesed Tanith Low want her too? Read to find out.

Valkyrie and Tanith need car insurance, and Churchill the Dog is happy to help. But when Lord Vile crashes the party, a terrifying secret is revealed. First time fanfic, enjoy! Rated M for violence and a strong Tanith/Valkyrie pairing.

In Dublin there is a Wax Works Museum, below that there is a place called the Sanctuary where Mages work, but when those Mages start mysteriously disappearing it's time to get the professionals in, Namely Skulduggery and Valkyrie.

Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain are just partners. Nothing more than good friends. Really good friends. Right? During a sanctuary meeting a mysterious girl appears, but why does she look like Valkyrie, and maybe even a little skulduggery? A short story about a mysterious child from the future. The perfect length for you daily dose of Valduggery.

Rosa Lilly came to meet an old friend. Nothing more. Now, she has to deal with a murderer, an adventure and two very different people to love. But what will she choose? Please review! If you like, please favourite and follow. First story I've done in months. Rated K for possible future contents. Hope you enjoy! Xxx

OK, this is my first story so i don't have that much experience. This is pretty much a fanfic about stuff relating Fletcher Renn and other people but mainly fletch. I guess you have to read it to get an idea, i'm not that good at this stuff

A collection of completely crazy drabbles. May have the odd serious chapter...but I doubt it...Will contain Thrashgrace and Clarabelle, Fletchyrie, occasional angst-y Chinduggery and Myra-bashing. Very OOC. Try your best to enjoy xD

For Skulduggery, the time spent with his teenage companion is drawing to an end as Darquesse claws away at Valkyrie's will to remain in control. For Valkyrie, the time spent with her egotistical mentor becomes more valuable as her dark side slowly permeates her mind. The answer, the cure, the solution is an untold number of miles away...